A/N: Sorry for another long wait... this chapter didn't want to write itself... anyways time to celebrate! 4,000 hits! Only two other fanfics of mine has reach that number! Awesome!
Chapter 9: A Pointless Parody of the Ring
Peter, the rest of the Griffins and the Straw Hats were at a wake for Peter's childhood friend Mikey… the reason why the Straw Hats came were that they wanted ot cheer up Mikey's kids and other was that they didn't trust them alone in the house… wait strike that they couldn't trust Luffy alone in the house… then again they didn't trust Peter to be alone in the house either…
"Poor Mikey… always willing to try new things…" said Peter.
(Flashback)
A young Peter, Mikey and two other friends were at a table during breakfast, none of them wanted to eat a new cereal called "Death" that will cause "Death in ¼ of all who eats it…"
"I'm not going to try it…" said Peter.
"I'm not gonna try it…" said another of the kids.
"Hey let's get Mikey to try it…" said the other kid.
"Yeah Mikey will try anything…" said Peter.
Mikey ate the cereal… he liked it and didn't' die.
"He likes it, he likes it…" said Peter.
Peter and the other two friends eat it as well… then one of the friend dies… Death shows up for the body.
"Sorry about your friend kids…" said Death walking away.
(End of flashback)
"Excuse me are you Peter Griffin?" asked a man.
"Yeah" said responded Peter.
"Mikey left something in his will for you…" said the man who walked away.
"I wonder what he left me… maybe a it's a pony…" said Peter.
Later they were all at the will reading…
"And I leave to Peter Griffin the cursed tape that killed me… because you son of a bitch owed me 3,000 bucks…" read the attorney.
"Cool! A video tape…" said Peter, "I wonder what's on it…"
"Can we watch when we get back?" asked Luffy.
"Sure!" said Peter.
"I don't think you shouldn't watch it… they did say it was cursed…" said Usopp.
"Usopp… just shut up for once…" said Peter.
Some time later Peter and Luffy watched the tape… it was black and white and looked much like a artsy film…
"Oh man… all that and it was from some crappy art film… I haven't been this disappointed since… um… oh great the author is trying to figure out what to put in…" said Peter.
(Cut away)
Me (the author) is trying to figure out what to put in…
"What should I put in…" I said, "Man I wonder if the Family Guy writers are stoned when they write the manatee gags…"
(End of cutaway)
Just then the phone rang, Luffy answered it… upside down… who could blame him… he rarely ever used the phone.
"Hello! Hello!" yelled Luffy.
"It's upside down…" said Peter.
"Oh yeah…" said Luffy, he put the phone right side up and began to talk to it.
"Share the phone with your friend…" said a creepy voice on the other end.
"Hey Peter how do I share the phone?" asked Luffy.
Peter grabbed the phone… and held it in-between their ears.
"7 days…" said the creepy voice.
"What's going to happen in 7 days?" asked Luffy.
"I will come and kill you…" said the creepy voice.
Then the phone went dead.
"Oh man! Oh man! We should have listened to Usopp!" yelled Peter whop began to shake Luffy, "We should have listened to Usopp!"
Luffy slapped him.
"Calm down! Let's tell the others and see what they say…" said Luffy.
A few minutes later with everyone in the living room…
"…and what's what happened…" said Peter.
"I told you that video tape was bad!" yelled Usopp.
"It could be a crank call…" said Nami.
"If it's not then I'm dead…" said Peter.
Suddenly the zombiefied corpse of Vern the Vaudeville Guy showed up out of nowhere.
"You know what's dead… me!" said Vern.
No one laughed, but Chopper and Usopp do hide behind Zoro and Stewie for protection.
"Quick Johnny! Play some music!" said Vern.
The Zombified corpse of the other Vaudeville Guy, Johnny began to play some music which Vern began to dance to. While he was dancing one of his hands came off and landed on Nami's breast.
"Why you!" yelled Sanji.
Then one of Vern's legs fell off and kicked Sanji in the groin. That's when Stewie yelled "I already killed you!", took out a shotgun and began to shoot them in the heads.
Later they continued the conversation in the back yard while burying the zombified corpses.
"Look this creepy voice said that me and Luffy were going to die…" said Peter finishing the burring.
"It's not that we don't believe you…" said Lois trying to come up with the right words.
"We just don't believe you…" said Zoro.
Just then, a hand popped out of the ground, Usopp screamed like a little girl then began to hit the hand repeatedly with a shovel.
"I have an idea… why don't one of us watches the video and tape the phone conversation…" said Vivi.
"That's a great idea!" said Nami.
"And I vote for Meg…" said Peter.
"What!" yelled Meg.
"I have someone even better…" said Stewie who then looked at Brian.
Brian realized why he was looking he was looking at him.
"Oh no… we are not dragging her into this…" said Brian.
Not too long later Jillian was watching the video. After she finished the movie the phone beside her rang.
"Hello?" she said.
"7 days..." said the creepy voice on the phone.
"What's going to happened in 7 days?" asked Jillian.
"You will die in 7 days..." said the voice.
"How do you do know I'm planning to dye my hair in 7 days?" asked Jillian.
"That's not what I meant!" yelled the voice, "You're going to perish..."
"I won a trip to Paris and it leaves in 7 days?" asked Jillian.
"You know... screw it... I don't even think you're worth killing..." said the voice over the phone as it hung up.
In the kitchen they were taping the phone conversation in the kitchen…
"Okay we got it…" said Brian.
All the Straw Hats stared at Brian.
"Okay… just say it…" said Brian.
They all laughed.
"Your girlfriend's an idiot…" laughed Luffy.
"And that's something coming from Luffy!" laughed Zoro.
"So what are we going to do?" asked Peter, "That weird voice is going kill me and Luffy…"
"Just relax I'm not worried about… it's not going to happen for 7 more days…" said Luffy.
"Maybe we should call an old friend…" said Lois.
"Who? Is it someone we met?" asked Luffy.
"Yes is it…" said Lois.
"But maybe we should wait 7 more days until we call them…" said Nami.
"Yeah probably a good idea…" said Lois.
6 days later they had called their friend… they all waited in the living the doorbell rang, Lois was the one opened it… and it was Death! Usopp, Chopper and Carue dove behind the couch in fear.
"Oh so I see that Straw Hats are still here…" said Death.
"Yeah…" said Lois.
"We were wondering you could me and Peter with something!" said Luffy.
After sitting down and explaining it to Death he told about the tape.
"You that tape is cursed by the ghost of Japanese girl name Samiko who was evil... normally things in Japan are left to Shinigami but it somehow made it's way to America and began to circulate… unfortunately those bustards called Shinigami decided it should be my job to find it take the girl's soul oh man I hate those Shinigami… except that hot one Rukia…" said Death.
(Flashback)
Death was a bar when Rukia came up to the bar.
"So that you're Rukia I heard about… say you are hot… wanna go out back and…" said Death.
Rukia just punched death in the face and walked away.
(End of Flashback)
"Did you let anyone else watch the tape?" asked Death.
"Well Brian's idiot girlfriend but that's it…" said Luffy.
"Wow, she must be an idiot if she's called one by you…" said Death, "Here's the plan…"
Later both Luffy and Peter were in the room just sitting wand waiting for something to happen.
"This boring…" said Luffy.
"I know…" whined Peter.
Just then the TV turned on by itself… it showed a ring like thing… just then a girl came out it…
"That's something cool!" said Luffy.
"Now!" yelled Peter.
Death came up from behind the couch.
"Guess who's here!" he said.
"No you can't take me alive!" yelled the girl who was Samiko.
"Aren't you dead?" asked Luffy.
"Well…" said Samiko, "Hey don't distract me!"
"I'm here… um… take you to where Japanese ghosts go!" yelled Death.
"Now way!" yelled Samiko.
A sword appeared in her hands magically and the two began to fight.
"Hey this is pretty interning…" said Luffy.
Peter got a bowl of popcorn out of nowhere and he and Luffy began to each from it. The fight was interesting as Death fought Samiko… during the fight Samiko began to over power Death.
"Get sword boy!" said Death.
"Hey Zoro! He needs your help!" yelled Luffy as loud as possible.
Zoro came into the room from the kitchen wit his swords drawn.
"Hey! I'm your opponent now…" said Zoro.
Samiko turned around with her sword drawn and turned her attention to Zoro… the two locked swords.
"Interesting you have the will to fight…" said Samiko.
"I do…" said Zoro.
Zoro smirked… he knew this was going to be a good fight… which he needed after landing yin this world…
Just then Death hit her in the head with a vase knocking her out…
"What was that for?" asked Zoro.
"I needed to capture her…" said Death.
"Yeah… but she was a good opponent…" said Zoro.
"But I needed to capture her… I know, I know… you lack good opponents here but my job is on the line…" said Death.
"You could have just waited until after our duel was over…" said Zoro.
"Well sorry…" said Death picking up Samiko's unconscious body.
"Is the coast clear?" asked Usopp poking his head into the room.
"Yep… she's been captured…" said Death.
Everyone came into the room relieved.
"Thank goodness it's over…" said Lois hugging Peter.
"And thanks to you I finally got this bitch!" said Death, "Hey maybe I'll see you sometime…"
"Yeah maybe…" said Luffy.
And so Death left the house…
"I still think he should have just left our fight as it was…" said Zoro.
"Just drop… it's over…" said Peter.
Next Time: Thanks to 4kids incident, the FCC allows PTV back on the air. When Peter gives the Straw Hats their own shows Zoro and Sanji's show gets so poplar that Peter gets extremely jealous, meanwhile Luffy finally notices that Stewie is trying to kill Lois and decides stop him at every turn...
A/N: Okay... I have a few official announcements... a couple chapter ago I put out a dare to write a none one shot fanfic where Zoro and Sanji switch personalities with no Yaoi... now I'm officially calling the Zoro/ Sanji personally switch challenge! There have been two that took my dare but neither one has updated... I'm planning one myself and it will be a spin-off of one of my other fanfics (won't say which)...
Also I decided to call for (drum roll please) the Family Piece reader's idea... , much like that episode of Family Guy Viewer Mail #1, I will write three chapters that are based on your suggestions... and much like the episode it won't have continuity with the rest of the fanfic... so if you have any ideas being them here and it will appear after an arc I'm planning for the after the chapter...
Oh yes... after the next chapter it will crossover for another show for 2 or 3 chapters... won't say which one but will happen...