A/N: Sorry to disappoint but they don't make it to Disney World... this chapter and the next this officially crosses over with another show... which I don't own by the way...
Also this is the last chapter where I accept entrees to the Reader's ideas... so please if you have an idea for a non-canon idea tell me... Here's the next chapter... and sorry for the long wait...
Chapter 11: American Family Piece: Part 1
"Is everyone ready?" asked Peter.
"No…" moaned everyone crammed into the car.
"Well of we go to Disney World!" said Peter.
Okay let's explain, remember when Peter said he was going to take everyone to Disney World… that's what they were doing, Peter didn't want to spend so much on plane tickets so they decided to drive… which ensured Usopp's theory…. They weren't going to make it…
And so they went off…
"99 Bottles of Beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!" sang Luffy.
"Don't worry… he'll loose count soon!" said Nami blocking her ears.
Somewhere in the New York area…
"Oh my god…" said Zoro.
"He sang the whole song…" said Usopp.
"He fished…" said Lois.
"Oh the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round!" sang Luffy.
"Why did I teach him these songs?" asked Stewie in pain.
Virginia…
"B-I-N-G-O and Bingo was his name-o" sang Luffy.
"Luffy! Shut up! Just shut Luffy!" yelled Peter, "If you sing anymore I will crash the car into a tree then set it fire!"
Luffy continued to sing…
"You better do it Luffy…" said Brian.
Luffy continued to sing… so Peter went on with his threat…and crashed into a tree. That's when Peter took out a gas can form nowhere and left the car.
"Okay on the count of three I want every to get out of the car as fast you can…" said Lois, "3!"
Everyone left the car just as Peter set it on fire and began to dance and sing like a manic… Chopper took out a needle, Lois nodded giving her approval… Chopper stuck the needle in Peter butt… causing him to pass out… in fact quite quickly.
"What are we going to do?" asked Lois looking at the burning car…
Hours later they got the car towed which was now in a repair shop… Peter (now once again concouis) just got off the phone…
"Well we won't be able to go Disney World after all… all the money have to go to repairs… fact we won't be able to stay at a hotel… unless Nami pays…" said Peter.
"No way!" said Nami.
"But I have good news… an old friend of mine lives in town, I gave him a call and he agreed to let us stay with his family…" said Peter.
"That's a relief… who is it?" asked Lois.
"Stan Smith... you haven't met him yet…" replied Peter.
"Oh…" said Lois, "How do you know him?"
"You know I forgot…" said Peter, "Well I have instructions how to get to his house…"
After getting lost 5 times with Peter using the directions it was decided that Nami would guide them…
Not too far away in the house of Peter's old friend… said old friend who's name was Stan Smith was watching TV while his wife Francine was dusting that's when the doorbell rang.
"I wonder who could that be?" said Francine.
"Oh yeah… I invited an old friend, his family and a crew of pirates from another dimension to stay the week…" said Stan like it was nothing.
"You what!" yelled Francine.
"I said…" said Stan.
"It wasn't that kind of what…." said Francine, "How could you do this…"
"I had to Francine, Peter is an old friend and his family and pirate crew were going to Disney World when they wrecked their car… they have no where else to stay…" said Stan.
Francine sighed… "Fine…"
She opened the door and the Griffins and the Straw Hats were outside on the door step.
Peter and head butted each other when they came in… however Peter fell to the ground screaming in pain.
"I can see why their friends…" said Francine and Lois at the same time.
Peter got up, "Well this is my wife, Lois, my daughter Meg" said Peter who then whimpered to Stan, "She's a freak of nature"
"I can see that…" whispered Stan.
"I can hear you…" muttered Meg.
Peter of course ignored her "My son Chris, my other son Stewie, my best friend/ Talking dog Brian, and the pirate crew we've been living with Luffy, Nami, Zoro, Chopper, Vivi, Sanji and Usopp…"
Each one gave their greeting…
"This is my wife Francine…" said Stan.
"Here's this…" said Peter handing Stan a broken beer bottle.
"What's this for…" said Stan.
"Any second now Sanji will hit on your wife… here he goes." said Peter.
"Hey there..." said Sanji.
That's when Stan tossed the bottle over his shoulder and took out a gun and pointed at Sanji.
"Step away from my wife and nobody gets hurt!" yelled Stan.
"But…" said Sanji.
"I said nobody gets hurt!" yelled Stan he then shot several shots in the air causing Sanji began to slowly back away.
"See that's how I get him to stop flirting with my wife." said Stan.
"Oh that's a great way." said Peter.
That's when an alien showed up…
"Hey Francine…" said the Alien, "What the hell… I thought you were supposed to tell me when there's guests!"
"Sorry… but Stan didn't tell me that we ere having guests either…" said Francine bitterly.
"Cool an alien!" yelled Luffy.
"This is Roger… none of you must tell anyone about him… or I'll have to kill you" said Stan with a laugh, "But really I'll have to kill you."
"Wait a second…" said Roger who then squealed like a girl, "You're the real Straw Hats… I wanted to see you in Quahog with some friends but we didn't made in time!"
"You know them?" asked Stan.
"Their characters from an anime…" said Roger, "Say does any of my favorite Anime Pirates want to get a drink up stairs?"
"I'll go…" said Zoro with a shrug.
"Can I come… I really need a drink." said Brian.
"Whatever…" said Roger.
The swordsman and the dog followed the alien to his attic.
"So where are we going to stay?" asked Lois awkwardly.
That's when the door (which was closed) opened and Stan's son Steve, with his friends Snot, Barry and Toshi entered the house.
"And I keep telling you…" said Steve who stopped when he saw the Straw Hats, "No way…"
"Mugiwara Kaizoku-Dan!" yelled Toshi who began to bow to the Straw Hats.
"Okay… that's not weird…" said Nami slightly sarcastically.
"What are the actual Straw Hats doing here?" asked Steve.
"Well were heading down to Disney World… and Peter crashed the car for some reason!" said Luffy leaving out the part that he wouldn't stop singing.
"I see…" said Steve, "We have to plan something… see you later…"
Steve and his friends ran up stairs as fast as they could.
"Let's talk about where you're staying later." said Francine, "I have to make dinner…"
"I'll go get to it." said Sanji who gone faster then you could say "Love cook."
Stan grabbed a gun but Peter stopped him, "No let him cook first… then kill him…"
"Why?" asked Stan.
"He cook like a god…" said Peter.
"I see…" said Stan.
Meanwhile in the Attic or better known as Roger's room… Zoro and Brian drank while Roger watched Zoro with admiration.
"Aren't you going to drink?" asked Brian.
"Not when this chiseled hunk is here…" said Roger.
Zoro immediately spat out the alcohol he was drinking.
"What?" said Zoro coughing a little.
"Sorry did I say that out loud…" said Roger, "Run away with me…"
"Um… Yeha… I have to go down stairs for a bit…" said Zoro.
There was a silence…
"Was I bit too strong?" asked Roger.
"No… no… not at all…" said Brian lying.
"Okay… then…" said Roger.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Lois, Francine, Nami and the Smith's talking goldfish (well really it was a goldfish with the brain of German guy) were having coffee and talking while Sanji made dinner.
"That's what really happened…" said Nami.
"Like I'm supposed to believe you come form another dimension." said Klaus.
"Like I'm supposed to believe that you switched brains with a gold fish." said Nami.
"Touché… touché…" said Klaus.
"Hey mom…" said Hailey, the Smith's liberal daughter.
That's when Sanji went into Love Cook mode and began to flirt with Hailey.
"Um… okay…" said Hailey.
"Oh this is my daughter Hailey…" said Francine, "That's Sanji, and this is Nami and Lois, they're the friends and wife of a friend of your father's they're staying here for a few days."
"Let me guess… dad didn't tell anyone…" said Hailey.
"No…" sighed Francine.
Hailey sighed then went into the living room to find Chris, Usopp, Meg, Chopper and Vivi setting up Monopoly.
"Let's guess your some of the guests too…" said Hailey.
"Yep… I'm the great captain Usopp!" said Usopp.
"Riiiight…" said Hailey.
"Want join us?" said Meg.
"Why not…" said Hailey, "I have nothing better to do…"
That's when Zoro ran down stairs saying "If the Alien shows up tell him I wasn't here." Then he ran out of the room.
"Why couldn't we have made it Disney World?" asked Meg.
"I wish I knew." said Usopp.
Who knew what would happen on this eventful vacation…
Next Time: Roger is in love with Zoro, Brian tries to help Zoro hide, while Sanji, Stewie and Klaus decided to torture him by telling Roger where Zoro is hiding. Francine is starting to get used to having Sanji around while Nami and Lois tries to make sure that Francine doesn't try to enslave the love cook. Steve and his friends concoct plans to touch Nami's boobs. Luffy, Peter and Stan run into a terrorist... well that's what Luffy and Peter tell Stan what this person is... what is this ting? Meanwhile those that don't have anything else to do play Monopoly... who will win? Find out next time!