Last Time Family Piece!
Luffy slammed some random guy into the wall.
"Tell me where the bomb is!" he yelled.
Meg and Usopp were on a computer looking up stuff.
"This might the worse disaster the world have ever seen!" cried Meg.
"And no one will believe us!" yelled Usopp, "There's no one we can go to!"
"There's someone!" said Meg taking out a phone.
Stan sat on his office when the phone rang he picked it up and was shocked.
"What you're kidding!" yelled Stan.
Zoro was on a date with a very ugly "woman".
"I have a confession to make" said the woman, she took off her hair which was apparently a wig and it turned out be Roger "I'm a an alien"
"What the hell!" yelled Zoro.
Luffy, Peter and Stan were all jumping out of a building that was exploding.
Now the Concision of American Family Piece.
Chapter 12: American Family Piece: Part 2
Sanji was cooking in the kitchen when he need something, so he decided to check the pantry… that's when he found something very unexpected.
"What the hell!" yelled Sanji.
It was Zoro hiding from Roger…
"Don't tell the alien I'm in here…" said Zoro.
"Why?" said Sanji.
"None of your business…" growled Zoro.
"Can you hand me the oregano." Said Sanji.
"Here…" said Zoro handing Sanji the spice.
Sanji then shit the door blinking… and went back to cooking… that's when Roger came into the room.
"Hey has anyone seen Zoro?" said Roger.
"In the pantry…" said Sanji with a smirk.
Roger went into the pantry…
"What the hell!" yelled Zoro from the pantry.
"Oh come on Zoro!" said Roger from the pantry.
Zoro ran out with Roger tailing him.
"That was quite clever." Said Klaus.
"Oh right the goldfish talks…" said Sanji.
"If that happens again can I help?" said Klaus.
"Why?" said Sanji.
"I'm Germen… I'm evil…" said Klaus.
"Okay…" said Sanji.
"Is someone talking about evil?" said Stewie.
"Sword boy was hiding from the alien, and we're planning to rat him out if it happens again." Said Sanji.
"Count me in." said Stewie, "Everything else is so boring I haven't been this bored since that over seas plane ride showing a documentary about Denmark"
Both Sanji and Stewie were looking around.
"Where's the cut away gag?" said Stewie.
"Oh there's none here…" said Klaus, "Not since the pilot episode."
Meanwhile in the living room…
"I'm really glad that Nami's not playing." Said Usopp.
"Why is she that good?" asked Haley.
Everyone nodded in agreement…
"We consider ourselves lucky that it's too late for her join." Said Meg.
"Hey are you playing Monopoly?" asked Nami sticking her head into the room.
"Too late." Said everyone else but Haley.
"Oh man…" said Nami who went back into the kitchen.
Upstairs in the hallway Roger was looking for Zoro, when he ran into Brian.
"Have you seen…" said Roger.
"He went that way." Said Brian pointing.
Zoro came out from hiding from a nearby door.
"thanks." he said.
"No problem, that's what drinking buddies with idiot best friends do for each other." Said Brian.
"So you think he's going to stalk me the entire stay?" asked Zoro.
"Oh yeah." Said Brian.
Meanwhile in a nearby room, Steve and his friends were talking.
"Okay… I have a plan… we will get to touch the Holy Grail of Boobs!" said Steve.
"Angelina Jolie." said Snot.
"No… I mean the Holy Grail of fictional boobs." Said Steve.
"Miss Piggy?" said Barry.
"No." said Steve, "Holy Grail of Anime Boob."
"Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo?" said Snot.
/No you fool, he's talking about Nami./ said Toshi.
"Toshi is correct, it is Nami." Said Steve.
Toshi looked around/You understood me? I bet it doesn't last./ said Toshi.
"That's right Toshi we will need a clever plan to touch her boobs." Said Steve.
/It was good while it lasted./ Sighed Toshi.
That night it was dinner, everyone ate at the table… even those playing Monopoly…
"Why did you let me play?" asked Nami.
"Ever time you play you win the game in 5 minutes." Said Usopp.
"We just want to play the game with out you dominating it…" said Meg.
"And besides you have two plots to your self already…" said Chris.
"Oh yeah…" said Nami.
Sanji brought all the food and Stan began to eat it.
"Oh my god… this good is great… it's like a god cooked it." Said Stan.
"Thanks…" said Sanji.
Stan took out his gun, "Now this is for…"
"Stan no…" said Francine, "don't' kill him… I know your jealous but it's not like he groped me or asked me to bear his child."
"I didn't know you watched Inu-Yasha mom." Said Steve surprised.
"What's Inu-Yasha" said Francine she shrugged putting it aside, "Now put the gun down and be a be on your best behavior."
"Fine…" said Stan pouting a little.
Francine took a bite of his cooking… "This is good…" said Francine who began think, "Really, really good maybe… no I couldn't" She had a crazy look on her face.
"I don't' like the look on her face." Said Lois.
"Me neither…" said Nami.
Roger was looking at Zoro with admiration… "Will you stop looking at me!" yelled Zoro.
"What, I can't look at the handsome man right here?" said Roger.
"I'm not hungry…" said Zoro.
Luffy managed to steal his food… as Zoro got up to possibly hide…
The next day, for some unexplained reason, Luffy, Peter and Stan were walking down the street.
"You fight terrorists everyday?" said Luffy.
"Not everyday… but a lot… that's for sure." Said Stan.
"Yeah, yeah…" said Peter.
That's when a certain giant yellow bird showed up… and he wasn't a Muppet… no it was the Giant Chicken.
"You!" you shouted Luffy and Peter.
You know him?" asked Stan.
"Luffy… follow my lead." Said Peter.
"Right…" said Luffy.
"This chicken is a terrorist!" said Peter.
"What! This chicken is going on down!" yelled Stan.
Stan took out a gun, but the chicken kicked it out of his hands, then he took out another gun, the same thing happened, three guns later Stan and the Chicken began to fist fight…
"Let's do this!" yelled Luffy as he and Peter joined in…
Luffy grabbed the chicken from behind and Peter and Stan began to punch said chicken, the chicken threw Luffy off it's back the kicked both Peter and Stan, However Luffy in midway managed to grab a light pole, swing back and such Gum Gum Sickle on the Giant Chicken knocking him down. The chicken got up and turned it attention to Luffy and the two began to fist fight, after the Giant Chicken kicked Luffy down, then Stan gabbed the chicken from behind. The chicken then slammed his back against the wall. Both Luffy and Peter were advancing on the chicken when the Chicken jumped to the roof of a nearby car. All three of them jumped to another car. The car they were on managed to drive next to the car the chicken was on they jumped towards the chicken and their fight began once again. The punches and kicks were thrown not noticing the car was going to the interstate. When it did the battle got more interesting, the three fighters began to jump from car to car to keep up with the Chicken. Punches were thrown, kicks were kicked and other stuff happened too. That's when Peter fell off the car he was on.
"Peter!" yelled Luffy stretching his arm grad on the fat man.
Luffy managed to get Peter on to his car, the three of them were about to gang up on the Chicken when the cars stopped.
"Oh, looks like a car accident." Said Stan.
"It's not as fun as on parked cars." Said Peter.
"Yeah.." agreed Luffy.
"Hey, why don't you tell stories about you adventures, I never heard what happened in that arc 4kids skipped." Said the giant chicken.
"Which one there were quite a few." Said Luffy.
"How about all of them." Said the Giant Chicken.
And so Luffy told them about what happened in the two important arcs that were skipped by 4kids.
"So the giants destroyed the giant gold fish for us." said Luffy.
"Isn't that where Nami got sick?" asked the Giant Chicken.
"Yeah, but it's unknown how she got bitten in the dub." Said Luffy.
That's when there was cheers as they saw the high had been reopened.
"All right! The traffic jam is over!" cheered Stan.
When the cars began to move again the fight started once again, all of them got to one particular car and were going to all the Chicken at once, when Luffy saw where they were.
"We're at Disney World!" he yelled in surprise.
"Well t least we're here." Said Peter.
That's when the chick kicked the two of them in the face, then jumped off the car all three f then followed the chicken onto the Monorail, the fight continued in the Monorail.
"Mommy, why is the two weird men and Monkey D. Luffy fighting big bird?" asked a little girl.
"Look away from them." Said the girl's mother.
The fight continued until the stop at the entrance of the Magic Kingdom, they continued to fight past the tick booth and down main street, the fight was so destructive that they toppled several vehicles and threw them into buildings (including those not in the same lands), the fight continued though the entrance of the castle however they were stopped for a moment by a little boy.
"Excuse Luffy! Can I take a picture with you?" asked the boy.
"Hold it!" said Luffy.
Luffy and the boy took the picture with was a pose of the boy stretching Luffy's cheeks. When it was done Luffy ruffled the boy's hair.
"Thanks Luffy!" said the boy.
"No problem!" said Luffy.
With that fight continued the broke out onto Fantasy Land, The Giant Chicken gave a roundhouse kick to all three and escaped the nearest ride… the teacups. However the three idiots followed and got the to cup next to the chicken's… Luffy stretched one of his legs around the cup's handle.
"Peter… we must spin like he never spun before!" said Stan.
Peter nodded and when the ride started the two spun the tea cup with Luffy coming up with a half added move that's involved using the of the spinning his limbs to whack the giant chick repeatedly, however his kicks and punches also destroyed other buildings, one the plus side all of the hits did hit the chicken sending him flying into the castle and onto the ground. The three ran towards where the chicken landed.
"Well chicken… you've just been Kentucky Fried." Said Stan, "That works right?"
"It would if he was set on fire or we were in Kentucky." Said Peter.
"Um guys…" said Luffy pointing to the angry mob.
"Uh-oh! Look over there! Walt Disney came back to life!" yelled Stan as the three ran away while the chicken looked at them though still on the ground… it would be back…
In an unknown amount of time later they got back to the Smith's house where their wives and the people who played Monopoly stared at them
"What happened to you…" said Francine.
"Giant Chicken Terrorist…" said Stan.
All the Griffins and Straw Hats sighed.
"You fought the Giant Chicken again… didn't you?" asked Chopper.
"Yes…" sighed Peter and Luffy.
"So you get into fights with that terrorist all the time?" asked Stan.
"Yeah…" said Haley sarcastically, "It was a terrorist…"
Sometime during the game they told Haley about the Giant Chicken… they had no idea what would happen while they were there.
"Well anyways I don't think we'll ever be able to go to Disney World." Said Peter.
"Why did you do?" asked Lois.
"Nothing, nothing at all." Said Peter, "And don't turn on the news."
Haley took out the remote and turned on the TV…
"In other news, The Magic Kingdom was nearly destroyed by two men, a teenaged boy and what appears to be a Giant Chick." Said Greg, the news Anchor (and the Smith's neighbor.).
"It's unknown the whereabouts are…" said Terry the co-anchor (and Greg's partner) who began to cry, "We were planning to take our little princess there next weekend! Why did this have to happen?"
"It's okay Terry, the other parks are okay." Greg said while comforting his partner.
Everyone looked to where the three morns were standing before…. All of them were gone… we sort of, they ran to fast that Luffy's hat was floating in mid air, so he stretched his hand and brought it back to him.
"We have to really make sure that there's someone there with them at all times." Said Francine in a dull tone that made it seem like she was surprised.
That's when Zoro ran though the room, followed closely by Sanji, Stewie and Klaus.
Upstairs in Steve's room, they were coming up with ideas, to touch her boob.
"No, no, no!" yelled Steve, "These ideas are terrible!"
"What were the ideas again?" asked Barry.
"We didn't come up with anything, I just preparing myself." Said Steve.
/I see…/ said Toshi.
"I have an idea, why don't we pay her to touch her boob." Said Snot.
"That's so simple that it just might work…" said Steve, "After all I'm sure she'll let us do it."
The 4 teenaged boys cheered happily.
Inside the hallways they saw Brain guardian a closet for some reason.
"Hey Fido, have you seen the Swordsman?" asked Stewie.
"No of course not." Said Brian, "What makes you think I've seen him?"
Sanji took out a Pig's ear from his pocket and began to dangle it, he then tossed it down the hall, Brian unfortunately gave into his dog instinct and chased it.
"Hey, have you seen Zoro?" asked roger.
"He's in there." Said Sanji pointing the closet.
Roger went into the closet and Sanji placed a door to lock it.
"Hey! What the hell!" yelled Zoro from the closest who then began to bang on the door.
"Now we see how long he will last." Said Stewie.
"Hey Sanji!" called Francine from downstairs, "I need you in the kitchen."
"Okay!" called back Sanji with love in his voice.
There was a silence when Klaus asked him, "So, is Sanji always like that?"
"You have no idea." Said Stewie.
Sanji ran down stairs where Francine whacked him in the head with a two by four.
"Now you'll be mine…" she said with evil laughter.
Francine dragged the unconscious Sanji to the cage in the basement (don't' ask why there's a cage in the Basement) and put him in there.
She then left where she met up with Nami.
"Have you seen Sanji or Luffy?" asked Nami.
"Nope haven't seen either one of them, I have no idea where Sanji and Luffy… he ran away with Peter and Stan after found out they destroyed part of Disney World." Said Francine.
Nami looked at Francine the first half about Sanji was suspicious… while the 2nd half she knew was true after hearing about it from Lois, "Okay…" she said.
She decided to talk to Lois about it as she was the only one in the house she could trust that wasn't currently in a game of Monopoly. Before she could find Los she met up with Steve and his friends.
"Excuse me Nami… I was wondering." Said Steve.
"Yeah?" asked Nami.
"If we could touch your boob, we'll pay of course." Said Steve.
"How much?" asked Nami.
"20 bucks per touch." Said Steve.
"Deal." Said Nami knowing that no harm can come of it, all 4 boys each paid her 20 bucks… she waited for them to touch her chest, but it never happened… all of them fainted in anticipation.
"That was lucky." Said Nami with a shrug as she began to count her money while whistling, she even walked past the closet where Zoro was being held captive.
"Get away from me you crazy alien." Yelled Zoro from inside.
"I wonder what's going on in there." Said Klaus.
"Wait I just realized… did he bring his swords in there with him?" asked Stewie.
That's when the broke…
"Why you!" yelled Zoro with his swords unsheathed, then he noticed Sanji wasn't there, "Hey… where's the Love cook?"
"Francine wanted him." Said Klaus.
"Oh…" said Zoro, "You two were in on it… weren't you?"
"What do you think." Said Stewie.
"I'm not going to beat you up." Said Zoro.
"That's a relief." Said Klaus.
That's when Zoro picked up the fish bowl, "I said I wasn't going to beat you up… I didn't say I wasn't going have my revenge… that goes you too…"
"Fair enough…" said Stewie with a shrug.
Zoro took away a screaming Klaus while Roger weakly came out the closet all beaten up.
"What happened to you?" asked Stewie.
"He beat me up!" yelled Roger.
"I don't know… may you shouldn't have believe all those crazed Yaoi fan girls thinking that Zoro's gay…" said Stewie, "Sure I have my moments but I've known him long enough to know he's not gay."
"Wait… do you…" said Roger.
Stewie took out a gun and pointed it to Roger's head, "That's none of your business!" yelled Stewie.
"Okay, okay… someone's diapers in a knot… eesh!" said Roger.
Down stairs in the living room, they were still playing Monopoly while Lois read a book nearby… that's when Chris landed in a certain stop.
"That's Boardwalk, I won it pay up Chris." Said Usopp.
"Well I do have the money to pay you… but I have to say this, are you really the real owner? I mean you do have reputation fro being a notorious liar." Said Chris.
"I have the deed! See!" said Usopp holding up the deed.
"See I'm still unsure if you are landlord I mean…" said Chris.
"Pay him the rent Chris." Said Lois while still reading the book.
"Fine…" muttered Chris.
"Hey Lois do you know where Sanji is, I'm worried that Francine might have done something to him." Said Nami walking into the room.
"Have you checked the cage in the basement." Said Hailey.
"There's a cage in the basement?" asked Vivi.
"We have a talking goldfish and an alien in the house and you're suspired we have a cage in the basement." Said Hailey.
"Makes sense…" said Chopper with shrug.
Both Nami and Lois nodded to each other and went into the basement, to find Sanji just waking up.
"What happened? Where am I?" asked Sanji.
"Sanji are you okay?" asked Nami.
"I'm fine Nami!" said Sanji going into Love Cook mode.
"We have to figure out how to get him out of there." Said Lois walking up the glass cage.
"You're not taking him anywhere." Said Francine entering the basement with the gun pointed at them.
"Don't be rash… put the gun down." Said Lois.
"No! Do you know how it's like feeding two kids, a husband, a alien and German goldfish?" asked Francine, "Do you!"
"But you can't keep him" said Lois.
"We need him, especially when he find a way back our world." Said Nami.
""But… but…" said Francine who began to cry.
"I know, I know… I will miss Sanji when he leaves my house but you can't let this rule you." Said Lois.
Francine dropped the gun… and cried even more, "There, there… it's all right…" comforted Lois, "Let's go make you some tea and we'll have some girl talk."
All three women left the basement forgetting something.
"Hey… I'm still stuck in here…" said Sanji still stuck in the cage.
Sometime later after freeing Sanji, and Zoro got his revenge on Sanji… during dinner almost everyone ate… except for the three idiots who were missing.
"I can't eat anymore…" said Steve.
"So this is like to be full… I forgot what it felt like." Said Usopp.
"Me too…" said Chris pushing his plate away.
"Hey!" yelled Luffy running into the room with Peter and Stan.
"The car's all fixed up and we can go home tomorrow." Said Peter.
"Really?" asked Zoro.
"Yep!" said Luffy happily, "We're going back to Quahog tomorrow!"
The next day… the Smiths were saying goodbye to the Straw Hats and Griffins as they packed up the car.
"I can't believe I missed my chance to touch Nami's boob because I fainted." Said Steve.
"Maybe if we meet again." Said Nami patting his head.
"I'll e-mail you my recipes." Said Sanji.
"Thanks!" said Francine.
"I still can't believe he beat us in Monopoly." Said Hailey pointing to Chris picking his nose.
"I know…" muttered Mega as everyone stared at him.
"I won't forget you Zoro!" cried Roger dressed like a woman.
Zoro glared at him.
"No you guys don't crash your car again." Said Stan.
And so they were read to go.
"Now don't crash your car." Said Stan with a laugh.
"Don't worry… we took precautions." Said Peter looking to Luffy tied up and gagged so he wouldn't sing again.
"Call us when you get back." Said Francine.
And so the pirate and crew and drove off... back to Quahog… where hopefully nothing out of the ordinary will happen… who I am kidding? Of course something out of the ordinary will happen to the two groups… their Straw Hats and the Griffins of course something out of the Ordinary will happen when they get back… and the 3 next chapters is filler so who knows what will happen when it's canon again… but either way… they're going back to Quahog and that's where they will stay.
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