Chapter 13: RR 1: Knocked Up a Notch
Both Luffy and Stewie were sitting on an empty set.
"Hi!" yelled Luffy.
"Welcome to the reader's response... where the readers submitted ideas for chapters…" said Stewie.
"Yeah…" said Luffy, "Wait wasn't this idea put more than a year ago?"
"Yeah…" said Stewie, "I doubt the people who summated anything forgot a out this anyways…"
"And there weren't that many to begin with…" said Luffy.
"Anyways here's the first…" said Stewie.
"Oh yes… there will be cut-aways… just not as many as usual…" said Luffy, "Also none of the stories are canon to the Family Piece plot… Enjoy!"
(Story begin)
Meg and Vivi were talking in the living room about their problems.
I don't get it! It's Saturday night! And I don't have a date!" yelled Meg.
"I don't either." Said Vivi.
"Yes, but you chose not to have a date, you get asked like 5 times a day?" asked Meg.
"Don't worry, I'm sure there's a lot of girls that don't have dates on a Saturday night…" said Vivi.
"Look the only people who don't have dates on a Saturday night are losers!" yelled Meg.
And that's when a giant brick hit Meg in the face.
"Who threw that?" yelled Meg.
I did! The authoress! You best watch what you say or I'll do worse!
"Fine… fine…" said Meg.
That's when Lois and Zoro came into the room carrying a passed out Brian, Peter and Sanji.
"What happened to them." Said Vivi.
"We went to the Drunken Clam…" said Zoro with a shrug.
"Wow… I underestimated you're tolerance for alcohol…" said Meg.
That's when Zoro collapsed…
"Spoke too soon… didn't you?" asked Lois.
Later that night in Meg's room, Meg was reading a book, that's when a very drunk Sanji came into the room.
"Sanji?" asked Meg.
"Meg can we talk?" asked the extremely drunk Sanji.
20 minutes later…
"Has anyone else seen Sanji?" asked Chopper.
"Why are you working on a pill to cure drunkenness and you need to look for him?" asked Chris.
"Actually yes…" said Chopper pointing to the seemingly sober Peter, Brian and Zoro.
That's when they heard a crash from Meg's room.
""Clean that up Meg!" yelled Lois.
That's when they heard Usopp scream.
"What the duce! It burns!" they heard Stewie yell.
Everyone looked at each other... they went up stairs to find a horrifying site... Sanji and Meg having sex.
"Close the door!" yelled Peter.
Vivi managed to grab it just as Chris, Zoro, Peter, Brian, and Stewie all vomited.
"So…" said Luffy who's still a little new concept of sex.
"Their having sex…" said Chopper, "I think Sanji's so drunk he's doesn't even know what he's doing…"
"Vivi… Nami… you can stay in my room tonight." Said Lois, "Just ignore the screams…"
"Is there a tent we can use? You know to stay in the back yard" asked Vivi.
"Yeah a tent might be good." Said Nami.
The next morning...
Sanji woke up… to find Meg next to him.
"What the hell!" yelled Sanji.
"Good morning…" said Meg.
Sanji blinked… "Did we?"
"Yes…" said Meg, "You don't remember?"
"Oh god…" sad Sanji getting.
Meg began to cry… "I'm so stupid."
"Look Meg… I'm sorry… I just see you a friend and nothing more…" said Sanji, "I'm sorry… I was really drunk last night… you're a good friend and I would like to keep it that way… I'm sorry."
"Do you really mean it?" asked Meg.
"Of course I do…" said Sanji.
Meg stopped crying and nodded.
"Come on… let's get dressed and I'll go make breakfast." Said Sanji.
They went down stairs to find Lois cooking dinner.
"Oh good you're awake." Said Lois with a certain strain in her voice.
"Did all of you see it?" asked Meg.
That prompted the ones that vomited up last to do so again.
"You just had to mention that… didn't you?" asked Peter.
Over the course of the next few days and weeks it had mostly been forgotten… however Meg had gotten sick… She ran into the bathroom to vomit right before Zoro tried to go in there.
"Hey! I was about to use that!" yelled Zoro.
Later they were in the living room.
"Well… I think we need to take Meg to see a doctor." Said Lois.
That's when there was a doorbell rang… it was Dr. Hartman.
"Oh hello Dr. Hartman…" said Lois.
"I heard you needed a doctor and we haven't seen each other in so long…" said Dr. Hartman.
"Oh I'm sorry, we found a better one…" said Lois.
"It's that reindeer, isn't it?" asked Dr Hartman angrily.
Los shut the door…
"I know it's the reindeer…" said Dr. Heart though the window.
Peter then closed the drapes.
"Okay…" said Chopper, "I'll run some tests and hopefully I'll see what's wrong."
Sometime later… Meg's room.
"Well… um…" said Chopper, "Your pregnant…"
"Really?" asked Meg surprised.
"Yes…" said Chopper, "I'm positive…"
Later sometime after Meg delivered the news to everyone but Sanji… she and Vivi were watching TV.
(Cut away)
"Now we return to "The Cloverfield Witch Project"
A woman was holding a camera to her face, "Hours ago a giant witch attacked New York and began to destroy buildings with her broomstick!" she cried.
"There's reports that witch is looking for a girl and little dog too!" came a voice.
(End of Cutaway)
"Have you seen Peter?" asked Lois.
"I haven't seen him since I told him the news…" said Meg, "In fact I haven't seen Sanji either… I still haven't given him the news."
That's when they Sanji scream from the back yard.
"Oh no… he didn't…" said Lois.
All three girls looked to see Sanji tied to a giant target with Peter and Zoro throwing things at Sanji.
"Why are you doing this to me?" asked Sanji.
"You really don't know!" yelled Peter extremely sarcastically.
"Peter!" yelled Lois.
Peter began to cry and Lois comforted him.
"That meanie…" he cried.
"There, there…" said Lois.
"What's going on!" yelled Sanji.
Meg untied him, "I need to talk to you in private…" said Meg.
Meg led Sanji away…
"Zoro…" said Vivi.
"I just felt like it… okay…" said Zoro.
"Okay…" said Vivi with a shrug.
Inside Meg's room, she had just told him the news.
"Are you sure it's mine?" asked Sanji.
"You're the only one I had sex with recently." Said Meg.
"Oh…" said Sanji, "Look, I think it's best…"
Downstairs they heard Sanji yell…
"I'll do it…" sighed Chopper.
They came into to find Sanji was tied up and Meg trying to do something to him.
"Meg! Clam down!" yelled Chopper going to Heavy Point to gab her.
"But he was going to break my heart! While I'm pregnant!" yelled Meg.
Chopper then punched Sanji in the face.
"What the hell!" yelled Sanji.
"She's pregnant! Don't hurt her feelings during this time…" said Chopper, "If you leave than that's a horrible thing!"
"Fine… fine…" muttered Sanji.
Chopper then untied Sanji. That's when Peter burst into the room with a shotgun.
"You two are getting married! Right now!" yelled Peter.
"How about eventually…" said Sanji.
"But it better before the kid is born." Said Peter cocking the shotgun.
In the next few months were crazy… really crazy… with both Party Planning and Meg being… well Pregnant… she was very hormonal... but it's best it's not touched on…
It was a few days before Meg and Sanji's wedding and it was time to the bachelorette and bachelor parties.
"This better than you're last stripper…" said Meg's friends.
"So then the pregnancy scare was true?" asked Vivi.
Another of Meg's friends nodded.
"For the last time I'm not going to do this!" they heard Zoro yell.
"Don't you want to pay off your debt…" said Peter.
"Damn it…" muttered Zoro.
Zoro came in dressed like a cop.
"Nami… don't you dare blackmail me…" said Zoro.
"As long as you make enough money on this…" said Nami.
That's when the music began to play with Zoro began to strip.
Meanwhile at a strip club, Sanji were there with Brian, Usopp, Stewie and Quagmire.
"Who brought Quagmire again?" asked Usopp.
"I think he was already here…" said Brian.
Sanji sighed and began to began bang his head on the table.
"Hey! Stop that!" yelled Brian.
"Hey! I'm going to be a father and in a few days I'm getting married!" yelled Sanji, "How am I supposed to feel!"
Brian sighed, "I don't know why it happened… but it happened for a reason… You keep flirting with any girl while Meg needs someone to love before she goes crazy… The two of you… well I guess you were destined to be together…" said Brian.
"What did she do to you?" asked Sanji.
"She tied me up and tried to have sex with me too…" said Brian.
"Harsh…" said Sanji.
"But I know Meg already has fan girlish feelings for you… and who knows you might start showing feelings for her too…" said Brian.
"Maybe…" sighed Sanji.
And so the wedding went off with out a hitch… minus the whole thing with Peter pointing a gun Sanji the entire wedding…
"Peter…" said Lois, "Put the gun away!"
"No!" yelled Peter.
A couple months later, Meg gave birth with Sanji by her side at the hospital… and Chopper was the one who delivered.
"It's a girl…" said Chopper, he gave Meg the little blonde baby girl.
"Look she has you eyebrow…" said Meg looking the baby.
"And she's really cute…" said Sanji.
That's when the two kissed… the two first were truly happy about this… they really were.
(End of Story)
Both Luffy and Stewie stared at the site…
"That was so… sappy… "said Stewie, "I was hopping at least that the baby belong to Zoro or Usopp! That's would have been funny! That was too sappy! The next story better be funny! Or else!"
"Well it does sound funny…" said Luffy looking at the review.
"It better be… and it better not contain real romance or I will kill you author!" yelled Stewie.
That's when a brick was tossed at Stewie knocked him out.
Next Time: It's the 2nd of 3 review stories... don't worry... It's going to be extremely funny! Really! I promise!