A/N: This chapter is another major crossover with American Dad... anyways enjoy!
Chapter 14: RR 2: My Stalker the Alien
"Really this story better be funny!" yelled Stewie.
"Hey! Read the title!" said Luffy.
"Oh… I bet this involves Roget and Zoro in some way!" said Stewie.
(Story)
The table was set up for breakfast and everyone was coming into the room to eat.
"Yay! Time to eat!" cheered Luffy.
Sanji kicked Luffy in the face.
"Wait for Nami and Vivi first…" said Sanji.
That's when Roger the alien came into the room, "Good morning Roger." Said Lois.
Roger sat down, "Hey Lois, did you buy thus pecan sandies I asked for?" asked Roger.
"Sorry Roger, I forgot." Said Lois.
"I'm pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandies." Said Roger, but it was quickly forgotten when Zoro walked into the room, "Good morning Zoro!"
Roger scooted in a chair… and there was another empty seat… but it was between Meg and Sanji… sit with Roger or Meg and Sanji, Roger or Meg and Sanji… Zoro swallowed his pride and sat with Meg and Sanji.
"Oh…" whined Roger.
Sometime later Zoro and Luffy were watching Scrubs.
(Cut away)
Dr. Cox was berating JD while everyone watched.
"Listen up Carol… you see this… this is the tests for Mrs. Williams. I don't know what you were think Janice when you forgot to do them, maybe you thinking about the latest boy band or maybe you thinking about that cute new coffee boy, Emma but you should really pay attention what your doing!" said Dr. Cox.
"That's it!" yelled J.D.
He grabbed Dr. Cox and began to slam his head into the desk, "I'm tired of you calling me a girls' name! My name is JD! JD!" he yelled.
He was finished Dr. Cox was either dead or unconscious laying on the floor in a bloody heap.
(End of Daydream Sequence)
"Okay! I'll do them again!" said J.D.
(End of Cutaway)
"I don't really get these shows and the cut aways." Said Luffy.
Zoro merely shrugged…
"Oh hello Zoro!" said Roger walking into the room, "I just got some new Sake upstairs. Do you want to drink some with me?"
"No…" said Zoro.
"Fine, fine… it's good stuff expensive stuff…" said Roger going up stairs, "I guess I could just wait for you upstairs incase you change your mind."
"Why don't you just go with him?" asked Luffy.
"He has this weird thing for me!" yelled Zoro, "I don't like him the way he likes me… it's creepy."
Sometime later Zoro was taking a shower, when he came out he was Roger holding a towel.
"You forgot to bring a towel, so here!" said Roger.
Zoro glared at the Alien and grabbed the towel, "Out!" he yelled.
"Fine, fine… by the way… it's true what they say about scars." Said Roger as he left the bathroom.
The next morning Zoro woke up to Roger in his face.
"Good morning sunshine!" said Roger.
That's when Zoro punched him in the face.
At breakfast Roger stared at Zoro, and began to cry, "Why doesn't he like me!" he cried and as he ran out of the room crying.
"Woke up in your face again?" asked Stewie to the swordsman.
"Yeah…" said Zoro.
"What did you this time?" asked Stewie.
"Punched him in the face." Said Zoro with a shrug.
"Oh makes sense…" said Stewie.
That night at the Drunken Clam, Zoro and Brian sitting at the bar having drinks.
"There's something that I've been waiting to ask… why do you even have an alien living with you?" asked Zoro.
"Oh it's a long story." Said Brian, "It all started one day when Peter wanted to become 18 again so he asked Death to send him back in time to when he was 18, he messed things up and wound up where Lois is married to Quagmire, Peter's married to Molly Ringwald and Dick Cheney shot Anthony Scalia, Tucker Carlson and Karl Rove." Said Brian.
"Suck for you…" said Zoro.
"Yeah…" said Brian, "Well anyways, Peter went back in time again fixed things with Lois… however due to the messing with the tine stream we now have Roger living with us."
"So in order to get rid of him I have to get make sure Peter never went back in time in the first place." Said Zoro, "I'm going to find death."
"You know death only shows up when someone dies.' Said Brian.
"I know that why I'm going to kill a hobo." Said Zoro.
"What!" yelled Brian.
That's when Zoro grabbed a bottle of whisky and left.
Sometime later a Hobo was walking near an alley when Zoro came out.
"Hey hey hobo! What some Booze?" asked Zoro.
"Booze!" cheered the hobo.
Zoro gave the hobo some booze as the hobo was drinking it Zoro prepared his swords that's when someone stopped him, it was an annoying fanfic "author" who will go unnamed.
"Hey! That's OOC of you! You don't kill anyone! You should kill him like that! Ash Ketchum should b in every chapter!" yelled the author.
Zoro's eye twitched as he sliced off the author's head, as the at hour annoyed him… also if you don't know the who the author was read the reviews of some of the parts of the New Lives saga… particularly New Lives C and New Lives: Galactic Guardians… he's been a lot better lately but he's a jackass… really no matter what he does he's still a jackass.
Anyways, that's when Death showed up.
"Oh it's this guy… I was wondering when I would see him… I know that neither heaven or hell will take so I'm just going to plant this Death Note on him." Said Death doing so, "Hey Zoro..."
"Hey there's something I want to talk to you about." Said Zoro.
Zoro told him about his plan…
"I don't know… I really hated when Peter messed up time the first time…" said Death which made Zoro glare at him, "Then again… you have beaten your world's death so many times… so I'll do it… okay… you're going to have to prevent Peter from talking to me in someway… that's the best way. But he doesn't know you at this point so you should put on a disguise."
Zoro took out a part of glasses form nowhere.
"Okay… that's going to work…" said Death sarcastically, "Also don't kill him… that will mess things up…"
"Okay… and if that alien's still there or things are too weird I can call you any time…" said Zoro.
"Well…" said Death which earned him a glare from Zoro, "Sure, fine… whatever…"
There was a flash of light, he saw Peter in the bar was about to walk up to talk to Death when Zoro took out a 2 by 4 and knocked out the idiot.
That's when there was a flash of light and Zoro was outside the Griffin house.
"Okay…" said Death, "Things are going to be different… and if you don't like them you can call me…"
"Right…" said Zoro.
Zoro entered the living room… and found Nico Robin and Franky sitting on the couch. He knew who Franky was due to spoilers and he of course met Robin… and was shocked to find them there.
"How was that bar…" said Franky looking at Zoro.
"What the…" muttered Zoro, "as long as Roger isn't around… I'll just play along…"
"Hello stud…" said Roger walking into the room.
"Death!" yelled Zoro.
Zoro was once sent to the past, where he kicked Peter in the shin… which made Peter make that noise whenever he's in pain.
That's when there was a flash of light… and he was outside again, he opened the door to find Kuina… as an angel and Tashegi sitting on the couch.
"What the fuck…" muttered Zoro.
"Hello Zoro!" said Roger walking into the room.
That's when 4 girls that Zoro has never seen in his life tackled the alien.
"What's this…" said Zoro twitching slightly.
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Zoro twitched at the advertisement and shouted "Death!"
Zoro was once again in the past and punched Peter in the gut before being whisked away back to the present.
He sighed and entered the house where he found Luffy watching TV… and for some reason Luffy's brother Ace sleeping on the couch.
"Okay…" said Zoro.
That's when a monster appeared Luffy yelled out "Oh no! Ace wake up! A monster is attacking!" yelled Luffy, "Come on Zoro! Transform!"
"Transform?" asked Zoro that's when he found something in his pocket, it was a green wand "What the hell…"
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"Hey will you stop it with the advertisements for your other fics… and please don't send me to another world where I'm a Soul Reaper or the cast of Naruto are with us as siblings or something." Said Zoro.
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"Death! Just send me back already!" yelled Zoro.
Death sent him back, but due to certain reasons, I'm going to say was he did to Peter. But he reappeared in front of the house, when he opened the door he saw no one there.
"What's going on?" he asked.
That's when Sanji, Luffy and Peter entered the room… as zombies!
"Death!" yelled Zoro.
"Oh you couldn't let me have some fun… could you?" asked Death sending him back to past.
After stopping Peter in some way, Zoro wound up back in front of the house… he entered the room, where Nami was laughing nervously as him.
"Hi Zoro…" she said, "I know you wanted me to pay you back… sorry."
"That's okay…" said Zoro, "So she owes me money." He thought.
That's when Sanji bowed down to him, "Sorry I didn't know you were in the room…" said Sanji.
"Okay… that's weird…" he thought.
"Hey Zoro! Can't you tell me the story of how you beat Mihawk?" asked Chopper.
"That's weird…" thought Zoro, "There's no gay alien any where is there?"
"Gary Alien, why would there be a gay alien?" asked Lois.
"That's fine with me… can someone go get me Sake…" said Zoro.
"Sake? What's sake?" asked Sanji.
"Death!" yelled Zoro.
Death showed up and sent him back in time… every stared at the spot where Zoro was standing… then it began to rain.
"Oh yeah! It's raining again!" cheered Peter.
He ran outside and began to ay in the rain.
"Peter! You know the court order! You're not allowed to play in the rain." Said Lois.
"Says you!" yelled a clearly drink Peter who collapsed.
Back with Zoro he she just knocked out Peter with a beer bottle… that's when he was sent back to present... well sort of… he was expecting to be sent to some kid's bedroom.
"What's going on?" asked Zoro.
"Oh wow you're Zoro!" said a kid with buck teeth wearing a silly pink hat, "I wished on fairy godparents that you could be here to teach me how to sword fight."
"Sorry kid… I'm sort of messing with time so I would have to live with an alien." Said Zoro.
"Fine…" sighed the boy who looked disappointed.
"Why don't you call Ichigo Kurosaki here instead?" asked Zoro with a smirk.
"That's a good idea!" said the boy, "Cosmo! Wanda! I wish Ichigo Kurosaki."
That's when his fairy godparents summoned Ichigo from Bleach.
"What the…" said Ichigo, "Zoro! What the!"
"Sorry Ichigo…" said Zoro with a smirk, "Hey death! Can you get me out of here!"
That's when Zoro disappeared… "I'll get you next Zoro!" muttered Ichigo.
"Hey can you teach me how to sword fight?" asked the boy.
"Fine…" mutter Ichigo.
Back with Zoro after saving Horace's life (well more like preventing form falling and summoning Death", Zoro was sent to another living room… but it was the Griffin's
"Wow Zoro! Where did you come from?" asked Luffy.
"You really don't want to know…" said Zoro looking around.
That's when certain CIA agent entered the room… that' right Stan Smith, "Hey Luffy, Zoro!"
"So Stan… how the portal coming along?" asked Luffy.
"The guys said that it would be ready in another two weeks… but you're on your way home…" said Stan.
"So we're on out way home… we're not with the Griffin's but it's good enough… and Roger's not here… perfect…" thought Zoro with a smirk.
That's of course when Roger entered the room, "Hello big boy!" said Roger, "Where have you been!"
"Death!" yelled Zoro.
That's when Death appeared, "You know what! I'm out! I don't care if you made your world's Death go insane… I'm not going to help you any more! Good bye!" yelled Death who disappeared.
"Noooooooooooooooooo!" yelled Zoro.
"That's was weird." Said Stan.
(End of Story)
"Yes! That's what I'm talking about!" yelled Stewie.
"Enjoy the next story!" said Luffy.
Remember read the stories advertised in the chapter… their good stories… really…
"Will you give that up?" asked Stewie.
Never!
Next Time: It's the final suggestion... what is the story? Find out next time!