Sasuke Uchiha was trying to hide.
He was sick. Sick of the kind of world he lived. He found himself disgusted at all irresponsible sex, at all the depravity. All his mindless search for pleasure meant nothing to him.
Yet, even if his mind manifested revulsion to sex, it didn't manifest revulsion to pain. Sometimes he found himself torturing small animals, crushing or cutting them, and he felt well doing that.
Only, and only in one circumstance he manifested some desire towards females while he was in the village: when he could make them feel pain.
They thought he was just using as foreplay, but were surprised when he send them away once his urges for pain were satisfied.
And when his mother died, he felt no bond connecting him to the village anymore. He had an brother yes, but that so-called brother was son of another father, and he knew exactly who. Mikoto seemed to lie even to him about who Kazuto's father was, but the boy's lack of aging proved: he was a Kurosaki.
He also knew one day his father would return, and would seek to destroy the village, and certainly wanted Sasuke to help him in his objectives. Sasuke rejected such possibility, or the opposite of it: he ran away so he don't would fight with or against the Leaf. Maybe he would have the will if Mikoto was alive, maybe not. Was his father's absence really something he could blame on his father? The truth was that Sasuke...didn't see great value on the village itself, filled with child abusers and pornographers.
So Sasuke ran away from the village, made missions for rogue shinobis, and finally his own comfortable hiding spot where he pretended to live the remaining days of his life.
That, if someone called Naruko Uzumaki didn't exist.
So, after carefully brushing his teeth, checking every object on his room to see if they were in the correct place, and leaving his cave for a morning walk, Sasuke was by the big and still growing breasts of Naruko Uzumaki.
"Big bro, I found you!"
"My nose, my nose!"
Sasuke's back soon met on the ground, and soon Sasuke's face meet Naruko's breasts again because she was hugging him all over, crying in happiness.
"I miss you so much big bro!"
"Urgh, what an annoyance..."
Finally,Naruko stopped hugging to ask him.
"Why did you left the village?"
"To be alone and safe from this world's wars. Now, could you please let. Me. Be?"
"But we miss you!"
"I don't miss you at all ,you bunch of nymphomaniacs!"
"What's the problem with that?"
"What's the problem...I am the problem with that? There's more to life than sex Naruko!"
"So, what is this more now that you've been away for almost three years?"
"Books, hunting, theater. I'm no crazy hermit living in the mountains alone because a voice told me so bimbo. I'm a sage, of the intellectual kind!"
"Does that make you happy?"
"Intellectually happy!"
"That is a real thing?"
"You need brains to understand that."
"But but but...Your brain will get old, it's gonna rot, and it will die! What about having babies?"
"Babies? I, I would only that with someone I loved. And I don't love...anything that exists".
Sasuke's mind fluctuated to the blue-haired girl in his dreams. He still had this dreams to this day.
His vision wandered into the emptiness, an horrible sorrow filling his heart.
Naruko gave him a little slaps on the right cheek.
"Are you ok?"
"Nothing, it's just..."
"I have waited my entire life for this. You, Sasuke Uchiha, the boy of my dreams exist!" a third voice said out loud.
Naruko looked behind Sasuke, and he turned around to see right there, the blue-haired girl of his dreams.
"You, you exist..." said Sasuke.
Sasuke felt bliss at this moment. It was like a prisoner finding the exit of the labyrinth of the minotaur.
Suddenly, a tremor began. All three lost their balance. And then, the minotaur appeared.
But he wasn't alone. A girl wearing a sailor uniform, a giant axe on her left hand, and seemed to wear some kind of armor was together with the giant bull-creature that seemed to emerge from a pool of shadow.
She was looking to the ground, but as she talked her first words in this new world, she raised her head, and so did her voice.
"Konan's daughter...Retrieve...Yeah...Come with me bitch!" she said, and the bull grabbed the girl using all of his strength, seemingly breaking her bones.
That was, of course, a bluff. The blue-haired girl was never in danger of said creature and, in fact, it was aligned with it.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!"
Sasuke stood up and made a fire element hand sign.
The armored girl with yellow eyes then said:
"Do it, and will you discover Asterius, my little friend right here, can crush her faster than you can burn him. Just stay away Sasuke Uchiha".
The blue-haired girl and the bull monster disappeared by lowering themselves inside the red shadow pool, but the armored girl just began to run away.
Sasuke didn't thought of anything but following the armored girl as soon she disappeared from his vision. He had to. He had to know the truth about his connection to the blue-haired girl and, maybe, manifest another kind of feeling, something less platonic than the ones who he had before.
Naruko wasn't sure of what happened, but looking at her big brother, she felt some kind of hot emotion burning on her brother's face, something like she never saw before.
"You're going after her?"
"Of course."