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Chapter 15: RR 3: Stewie and the Power of Youth!

"All right here's the final story before things become canon again!" yelled Luffy.

"Damn it! This story just had to be about me!" yelled Stewie, "And it's in an extremely embarrassing story"

"Why it's that embarrassing…" said Luffy who read the idea.

Stewie began to twitch, "Just start the story"

(Story)

The Straw Hats were all watching TV, when there was a knock at the door.

"I'll go get it!" said Luffy.

"Remember the fan girl poking stick." Said Usopp.

Luffy picked up a stick and answered the door… fortunately it wasn't a fan girl but a somewhat familiar looking man in sunglasses.

"Do I know you?" asked Luffy.

"No! And we weren't in Shonen Jump together!" said the man, "Here's free doughnuts and green spandex! I have to go!"

The man ran away as quickly as a possible.

"The man gave us free doughnuts." Said Luffy he opened the box to find it wads green which even didn't look appetizing to him.

"Any one want green donuts." Said Luffy.

"I do not like green doughnuts, green doughnuts make me go nuts." Said Zoro.

Everyone in the room stared at him and then shrugged.

"Well I'm not eating them." Said Luffy.

They heard oinks in the background, Chopper went to the window.

"What do you know… there's a flock of pigs." Said Chopper.

"Well that speaks for itself." Said Nami.

"Who's going to eat these doughnuts then?" asked Luffy.

That's when Stewie entered the room, "Hey I was wondering if you saw any of my genetic experiments flying around." Said Stewie.

"Pigs?" asked Nami.

"Hey Stewie! Want a donut?" asked Luffy.

"I don't want a donut…" said Stewie.

Luffy ran towards Stewie, who just ran away, after a few minutes Luffy managed to tackle Stewie and forced the donut in the super genius baby's mouth.

"You son of bitch! I'm going... you know what... that donut was quite good… it was youthful…" said Stewie who then kicked him in the face grabbed the rest of the donuts and the green spandex and ran off.

"That was weird." Said Vivi.

And the Straw Hats continued to watch TV.

Later that night during dinner.

"Dinner Stewie!" called Lois.

That's when Stewie came into the room… dressed in green spandex and a beetles wig.

"What are you wearing Stewie?" asked Meg.

"Shut up Meg." Said Peter who then turned to Stewie and said "What are you wearing!"

"It's wonderful isn't it? It's very youthful… the spandex came with the doughnuts and I found the wig in the attic." Said Stewie.

Peter however was no longer paying attention as Luffy asked Peter to look down his shirt and spell attic.

"A-T-T-I-C" said Peter who then looked at Luffy and said "Good one."

"Idiots." Mumbled Nami.

"Why are you dressed like that?" asked Usopp.

"I just thought this new look is very youthful!" yelled Stewie then giving the thumbs up and smiled with his teeth shining brightly.

"Okay… that's really creeping me out…" said Zoro scooting away form him.

"I am in the Springtime of my Youth! How is that creepy!" yelled Stewie.

Everyone scooted away from Stewie at the kitchen table.

Littlie did they know was that it was only the begging.

Sometime later Nami was reading a book about pyramid schemes and how to make one when Stewie ran into the room.

"There she is my youthful blossom!" said Stewie, "Go on a date with me!"

"What!" yelled Nami.

That's when Brian ran into the room, "I just thought I heard something impossible from this room!"

"Stewie just asked to go on a date with me!" yelled Nami.

"What?" said Brian in shock, "But aren't you… you know…"

"Aren't I what?" asked Stewie.

"You know… like Bon Clay…" said Nami.

"What do you mean like him?" asked Stewie.

"You know…" said Brian.

"I don't dress up in a tutu and do ballet." Said Stewie.

"No… no… not that." Said Nami, "You know those stories those crazed girls about Zoro that usually involve Sanji or Luffy."

"What stories… you mean the buddy comedies?" asked Stewie.

"You don't go on that site do you?" asked Nami.

"Nope… not at all." Said Stewie.

"So you have no idea what we're talking about." Said Brian.

"Not at all." Said Stewie.

"Well… I'll be leaving now then." Said Nami who then ran away.

Sometime later Stewie was washing the dishes, when Vivi and Lois walked in on him.

"Oh Stewie! You're doing the dishes." Said Lois surprised.

"Yes! If I don't do 10,000 dishes then I will do 100 laps around the house." Said Stewie.

"But we don't have that much dishes." Said Vivi.

Stewie, "Then I shall do those laps right now!" said Stewie who ran out of the house.

Not too long later there were a family meeting.

"Okay Stacie's acting straggly." Said Lois.

"Yeah, he's acting weirder than that new Disney Movie!" said Peter.

(Cut Away)

"You have seen Disney heroes such as Tarzan and Hercules… now meet the newts one! Van Hellsing in… Disney's Dracula!" said the voice over, "Staring Matt Damon as Van Helsing! Christopher Walken as Dracula and Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrel as Hammer and Stake"

It shows a talking hammer and a talking stake.

"Come on! Come on! I want to go kill Dracula!" said the stake voided by Steve Carrel.

The hammer bonked the stake on the head "No not yet! We have to find him first!" said the hammer voiced by Stephen Colbert.

"You guys are silly!" said Van Helsing.

"Laugh, cry, wonder what the hell was the new guy thinking when they made this movie with Disney's Dracula! Coming soon!" said the movie theater voice over.

(End of cut away)

I know he's acting like someone I know…" said Luffy, "But I can't put my finger on it."

"Does anyone want to play the Jeopardy Song or should we just leave it at that?" asked Sanji.

""Let's just leave it that." Said Nami with a shrug.

"That's it! It must have been the free doughnuts he ate!" said Peter, "That must be the cause!"

"Sure the doughnuts made him do it." Said Brian sarcastically.

"Let's go find that fiend that gave him the doughnuts and beat him up." Said Luffy.

"All right!" said Peter taking out a chain and began to swing it around.

"But Peter!" said Lois.

"Give it up… you know there's no changing their minds." Said Nami.

Lois sighed in defeat. "Fine!" she sighed.

"Yay!" cheered both.

"I need a drink," muttered Lois.

Sometime later with Brian and Chopper's noses they found the perp who did, they were at a rather nice house.

"Okay… when he open the door we punch him in the gut." Said Luffy.

"I say we smash his knee caps." Said Peter.

"So are we even needed any more?" asked Chopper.

"I don't think so." Said Brian, "Let's go home."

As the two left the door opened.

"Oh no!" said the man who then shut the door or at least tried… both of them broke down the door.

"Who are you and what did you do my little boy?" asked Peter.

"Wait! I know you!" said Luffy, "You're the closet perv… the one from Naruto!"

"I am not a closest pervert!" said Ebisu (yes… that's the closet pervert's name).

"What did you do to my little boy!" yelled Peter.

"It wasn't my fault! They bribed me!" yelled Ebisu.

"You bribed you and with what!" yelled Peter.

"They did! And it was with a copy of Make Out Paradise!" yelled Ebisu.

"See you are a closet pervert!" said Luffy.

"Hey Ebisu…" said Guy walking into the room, "Oh no!"

Peter tackled Guy for obvious reasons.

"Guy-Sensei!" cried Lee who then noticed Luffy in the room, "Hey Luffy!"

"Hey Lee!" said Luffy happily.

"What did you do to my little boy! He's acting like your deranged clone!" cried Peter.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Both the auteur and person who suggested the idea made me do it!" yelled Guy.

That's it… you're getting in a future story… I don't know which one… maybe the climactic battle in New Lives C but it's going to happen.

"Oh man…" sighed Guy he then took out a small vile, "Here you go! Here's the antidote… he'll be fixed in no time!"

"Thank you!" said Peter grabbing it, "Let's go Luffy!"

"Say hi for Naruto for me!" said Luffy.

"Yosh! If I don't I will do 1,000 leg squats!" said Lee.

Sometime later back home, after giving Stewie the antidote things were back to normal again.

"Man I can't believe that happened... why didn't anyone hit me… I would have liked that." Said Stewie.

Everyone shrugged…

"Well that's over… now I can enjoy a nice quiet time without one of my kids acting a like a crazy anime character." Said Peter.

"I don't know… some guy in a scarf showed up and gave Chris some churros and a blonde afro wig." Said Vivi.

That's when Chris, dressed like Bo-bobo came into the room.

"Let's go fight those hair hunters!" he said.

There was a silence in the room while he suddenly in a dress.

"Here we go again!" said Luffy and Peter.

(End of story)

Stewie stared at the camera "What the hell! That was worse than the first one… and it wasn't just me acting like Lee and Guy… no… that could have been a normal chapter! It could have fit in continuity! Really! It reminds me of that What If chapter where everything is wrapped up at the end." He ranted.

":You mean the one where I became smart!" said Luffy.

"Yeah… man I hated that chapter so much! I hope nothing like that happens ever again!" ranted Stewie.

"Next chapter things are back into continuity! Enjoy!" said Luffy.

Next Time: Stewie is tired of Luffy's antics and decides to make him smart. While it's nice at first Luffy quickly finds that he's unhappy and wants to be his old self again. Of course in order for him to become his old self, crazy stupid schemes must be done... what will happen? Find out next time!