Sasuke Uchiha was over the edge of a cliff behind a rock.

He was watching over a small group of buildings down below, but more importantly over a huge wood stake that elevated itself well above these buildings.

In the top of these stake a busty blue-haired girl was tied to, and was in that way for several hours.

Sasuke Uchiha intended to free her and if possible have a friendly chat with her.

In fact, thinking about her was giving him a... boner.

The only reason why he didn't outright go there and free her was patrolling around the roof of the buildings, like waiting for Sasuke to appear to confront him.

An android girl with a ponytail carrying a giant axe with her arms.

Despite this looking like a typical witch burning ceremony, two things made Sasuke suspect there would be no burning at all.

First, androids were not known to burn witches. Sasuke watched several sci-fi movies and read several sci-fi books as a kid and this was a new phenomenon.

Second, the android itself seemed to have magical powers. Sasuke was almost certain that bull creature wasn't some kind of alien helping the android, but some power coming from the android itself, as weird as it could that look like.

That was why he used the sharingan on it, and he noticed similar chakra signatures.

Sasuke wasn't alone in this unusual rescue mission. There was another busty woman around these parts, along with him.

Naruko Uzumaki's innocent blue eyes scanned everything behind the same rock in the same cliff, but with a much smaller efficiency.

And in her naive vision of the world, she exclaimed the following words:

"Oh, this is just like a fairy tale where the courageous prince rescue the damsel in distress! That robot girl is the dragon, and I'm..."

Sasuke interrupted her, already offended for being part of his imagination.

"Why the hell are you following me? Weren't you doing another mission?"

"But you are my mission! Class A, indeed. Lady Tsunade gave me a special permit. Searching and finding you is a mission."

"Why I wasn't declared a rogue ninja ?"

"Why we should do that?"

Sasuke stayed silent after Naruko's blunt response, trying to wonder if what she said was extremely stupid or simply honest , or both.

Then he he heard a sound like a storm, and looked to the sky, where he saw something he was pretty sure to be a spaceship.

The android girl knew exactly what to say when the ship appeared. All to trick Sasuke into believing the blue-haired girl was an ally.

"Shoot the bitch and reduce her to ashes!" she screamed towards the skies.

Sasuke stood up from the rock and jumped on top of it.

The inferior part of the ship opened itself em two halves, and a huge chromed silver cannon connected with a tube to the interior of the ship descended through the opening.

Sasuke didn't need to think for two seconds. He pointed his fingers towards the ship and, to the shock of both girls below and even Naruko a giant mass of electricity hit the ship, that teared itself apart.

Sasuke jumped from the rock down the ground below, and he jumped towards the top of the buildings while Shadow Labrys watched with her mouth agape as the ship's pieces fell around her.

Jumping on the side of the wood pole, Sasuke only need one slash of the sword to cut down the ropes tying the blue-haired girl, and one jump to grab her falling body on the air.

She grabbing her forehead, confused, but Sasuke was too much concentrated on her eyes to notice her weird behavior at her "rescue".

Naruko also landed on their side, and happily began to narrate everything.

"Oh you two look so lovely, specially the the falling pieces of that ship destroy everything around you guys!"

The blue-haired girl wasn't concerned with Naruko, and instead was trying to get her two feet back in the ground.

"Ahn, my name is...Yukino. You are?"

Sasuke escaped of his trance, and then said his own name as he let her slip out of his arms.

"Uchiha. Sasuke Uchiha?"

"So, Sasuke Uchiha...I didn't know you were so strong".

"You..Heard about me?"

"You are missing Sasuke, of course she heard about you if that Rain headband means anything. There's a bounty for your rescue"

"Yukino" let out a mental scream. She remembered leaving the headband behind when Tobi told her to go and recruit Sasuke. She looked behind and cursed the gods who she would certainly kill in the future for manipulating fate in such a way the headband would fall just behind her.

But then she thought: "Hey, at least I will not need to..."

Sasuke interrupted her thoughts.

"You're a rogue ninja of the Rain, right? The symbol is crossed out" he said, offering it to her, having grabbed it while she was thinking about that unexpected coincidence.

"Well I..."

"Not all rogue ninjas do that. Only those with extreme rancor towards their villages. They did something horrible to you, didn't them?"

Yukino grabbed the headband and tied it around her waist.

"Nothing I would like to talk about. Look Sasuke, I was searching for you because,well..."

"I was in your dreams since you were young?"

"So you felt the same?"

"Yes. Do you know why it's happening?"

"No."

"You know why that robot grabbed you and wanted to kill you?"

"No, not yet".

"What you mean?"

"Well, may I call it instinct, but, if there's no reason for it to go after me for something in the past or present, then the motive will exist. Therefore, the future."

" Well, that's logical".

The two smiled at each other. Yukino was thinking:

"Now how I manipulate him into killing the Akatsuki members of this timeline to get the rings for Tobi?

While Sasuke was thinking:

"Is my boner visible?"

While Naruko was thinking:

"Daddy was right! It was going to grow! I think is twelve inches long!"