A/N: Well I have to give credit to winter knight at some points of this chapter... he helped with some of the jokes, which explains his cameo. Also as thanks I'm going to recommend Straw Hat Guy in the Family Guy section, it's a great story... except try to ignore all the jokes involving me... it came from a bad time in our friendship and neither one of us would like to talk about it. Well enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 16: Smarter Luffy

Stewie paced back and forth, he was sick of the fat man's antics then came the Straw Hats… and then it got worse… Luffy and the Fat man became the best of friends. The two them were idiots together… Not only that but by self Luffy was even worse… And he was tired of Luffy's antics… really tired. That's when he came up with the perfect plan…

"This is perfect." Laughed Stewie who began to laugh evilly.

Sometime later Stewie was waiting in the shadows of the hallway waiting for Luffy to come by.

"Oh man! I have to use the bathroom!" yelled Luffy.

Stewie decided to wait until he came out of the bathroom, after about 20 minutes he came out with a bag of empty air sanitizer cans… with all the food especially meat he eats it has to be stinky in there.

"Hello Straw Hat!" yelled Stewie coming out of the shadows holing a laser gun.

"Hey Stewie… are you trying ti kill Lois again?" he asked.

"No! I'm not!" said Stewie who then shot Luffy with the laser which made him pass out.

Stewie ran away and waited for someone… Lois found Luffy, she quickly realized he wasn't moving "Oh my good Luffy! Luffy! CHOPPER! SOMETHING HAPPENED TO LUFFY!"

Sometime later, everyone was waiting outside of Meg's room while Chopper examined Luffy.

"I really hope that he's all right." Said Lois.

Stewie smiled evilly… it was all too perfect.

That's when Chopper came into the room…

"Chopper, what's wrong with him?" asked Nami.

"Well, it's strange, it's like his brain suddenly over loaded." Said Chopper, "I don't know how it happened, but he should be fine soon."

"Okay that's good…" said Peter.

"Ow my head…" came Luffy's voice form the bedroom.

Everyone came into the room.

"Luffy are you all right?" asked Peter.

"Peter can you lower the Hertz? It feels like someone hit me with Michelangelo's stature of David." Said Luffy in a tone that didn't sound like his usual tone.

There was an awkward silence in the room.

"What?" asked Peter.

"You know Hertz… the…" said Luffy but before he could finish Nami placed her hand on his forehead.

"Are you okay?" asked Nami.

"I don't believe I have a fever in access of 98.6 degrees if that's what you're thinking." Said Luffy.

That's when everyone in the room screamed (expect for Stewie)… even Luffy when he realized why they were screaming.

"It appears I have emcee a genius." Said Luffy.

Later they were all sitting around the kitchen table.

"So somehow I become a genius all of sudden… quite peculiar." Said Luffy.

"Um… what?" asked Peter.

"I think you might have to dumb yourself sown for Peter." said Lois.

"You're quite right since he is mentally challenged." Said Luffy.

"What?" asked Peter who then shook his head, "Either way this the best that happened to any one of us since… since… damn it, the author's running out of ideas again."

(Cut away)

Emma Iveli (me) was currently at a tank for of manatees training them to use topic balls.

"Come on take the topic balls and put into the tank…" I said intrusting the manatees.

That's when winter knight walked up to me, "Hey that's cheating you know." Said winter knight.

"Hey I'm not the one who taught my cat to pick out video tapes for me for Straw Hat Guy." I said.

(Cut away within cutaway)

"Come on Katherine, go pick out a tape." Said winter knight to his kitty motioning to self of videotapes.

The cat jumped up and randomly picked out a videotape. She grabbed it in her mouth and gave it to winter knight…

"Debby does Dallas? I didn't put this in there. Go pick another tape." Said winter knight.

Katherine the cat began to hiss at him.

"Okay, okay… I'll watch it, I'll watch." Said winter knight.

The cat meowed happily.

(End of Cut aways)

It had been a few days since Luffy unexpectedly became smart… While it was nice at first, he quickly found that he was unhappy, very unhappy… he was just laying on the sofa like a lump.

"What's wrong Luffy?" asked Peter.

"I'm not happy like this! I hate meat! I find myself questioning how Devil Fruits work! The only good thing about this is that I mange to convince a few fan girls I'm not gay." Said Luffy, "I want to be stupid again…"

"I have an idea…" said Peter.

"What?" asked Luffy.

"We just stick a crayon up your nose and into your brain." Said Peter.

That's when the blue haired lawyer showed up and cleared his throat.

"Damn it!" muttered Peter, "Looks like we're going to have to find another way. Quick! To the ChallengePeter!" said Peter.

Both Peter and Luffy went to the back yard and got into a space shuttle that looked like Peter's face… that's when Peter it on… it soared in the air then crashed into Joe's house.

"What the hell Peter!" yelled Joe.

"Sorry Joe… Peter wasn't thinking." Said Luffy.

"This is the third something like this happened!" yelled Joe.

"Look I already said I was sorry! Eesh!" yelled Peter.

Joe muttered something under his breath about something.

Something later Luffy was sitting behind a cat that was in some sort of harness.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" asked Luffy.

"Doing drugs is the only way." Said Peter, "Unfortunately I don't have any drugs on me so Cheesing off will have to do."

Peter took out another cat and the cat in the harness peed in Luffy's face… that's when Luffy began to trip.

(Tripping Cat Pee Fantasy)

Luffy found himself in a field and saw a horrifying sight… the Teletubbies! The looked up at the sun and saw a baby's face.

"Tubby tustrad! Tubby tustrad! Yay!" said the Teletubbies.

"Why could I wind up in a place with the girl with the rockin' tits…" muttered Luffy.

(End of Tripping Cat Pee Fantasy)

Sometime later Luffy and Peter were sitting around the table… thinking.

"What else can we do?" asked Luffy.

"I got it! It's perfect! It's the best idea I had since selling faulty fire extinguishers in San Francisco." Said Peter.

(Flashback)

Peter with a cart of fire extinguishers was walking into a group of Pro Tibet protesters.

"Fire extinguishers, fire extinguishers, prefect for putting out the Olympic torch! Fire extinguishers!" called out Peter.

"I want one!" yelled a protester.

"I want one too!" said another.

"I'll take a dozen!" yelled yet another .

And soon he was sold out, then Peter took out a radio "Yes, Newsom… they're completely unaware" he said into the radio, "Yes… that's great for both of us… they have no idea that the route you gave was a decoy! Hahahaahaha!" he laughed evilly. Dun Dun Dun!

(End of Flashback)

"If I remember now that's the only time I acted evil" said Peter, "Well let's go, to the Petertanic!"

The two got into a boat with Peter's face on it…

"Um Peter…" said Luffy, "A ship can't go on land."

"Says you." Said Peter.

And so the Petertanic sailed… then crashed into Joe's house.

"Why do you keep doing this!" yelled Joe.

Later they were outside and Usopp was video tapping the two.

"Hi I'm Peter Griffin and I'm going to stuff at my friends head." Said Peter.

"Peter why are you filming this?" asked Luffy.

That's when Peter began to threw random thing at Luffy's head: a blowing ball, a watermelon, typewriter, a cow and as the saying goes… a kitchen sink… and nothing effected Luffy's brain.

"Damn it!" yelled Peter.

Sometime later they were brainstorming once again.

"So Luffy do you have ideas, since your smart now?" asked Peter.

"Sorry… but it takes an idiot to make me an idiot again." Said Luffy.

"Say Luffy." Said Meg walking into the room and getting a soda, "Have you thought about what even made you smart to begin with."

"That's a great idea Meg." Said Luffy.

That's when Peter hit in the face.

"What did I do?" asked Luffy.

"You listened to Meg's idea, no matter how good it is, you must never listen to them!" yelled Peter.

"But she has a point." Said Luffy.

Peter slapped him in the face again.

"I'll meet you later." Mouth Luffy, which Meg nodded to.

Both of them were on the all way where Luffy became smart.

"So what do you remember happened before?" asked Meg.

"Well I remember I had to o use the bathroom and when I came out and then…" said Luffy that's when he realized it, "I figured it out!"

"What?" asked Meg.

"It randomly happened!" said Luffy.

"Oh… okay… I guess it will just be a mystery then." Said Meg with a sigh who then walked away.

"Sorry Meg… but I can't let you get involved in this… maybe if you were a member of my crew but not like this!" thought Luffy.

Luffy ran to Stacie's room… "Stewie! I know you're in here."

"I know you would figure it out." Said Stewie sitting in the spinning chair, "I wasn't sure when you would."

"Change me back right now! I'm not happy like this!" yelled Luffy.

"Sorry but I'm happy when your unhappy." Said Stewie with an evil laugh.

Luffy grabbed Stewie and was going t punch him but stopped himself for some reason.

"So I knew you be smart enough to not punch a baby." Said Stewie laughing.

"I won't hit you." Said Luffy but then had an intelligent smirk, "But let's just ay if you have some secret plans to take over the world I have the feeling they're all going to fail."

"h really…" said Stewie figuring out what Luffy meant.

"That's right, your plans for world domination is going end up worse than L's last doctor visit." Said Luffy.

(Cut away)

Dr. Hartman walked in on L sitting like he usually did waiting in the examination room.

"L, I'm sorry I have bad news… you have diabetes." Said Dr. Hartman.

"So what does that mean?" asked L.

"That means you can never have sweets again." Said Dr. Hartman.

"Noooooooooooooooooo!" yelled L.

(End of cut away)

A few days later Stewie was in a rampaging giant teddy bear like… when suddenly it collapsed.

"Blast!" yelled Stewie.

"Look for these?" asked Luffy spinning gears on his fingers.

"Damn it!" yelled Stewie.

The next day, Stewie was testing out a new version of his classic weather-controlling device.

"All right, how about a snow day." Said Stewie.

That's when the beam shot into the sky and clouds began to form… That's when a lighting struck "What the duce!" yelled Stewie.

"It's interesting that you didn't think of installing a fire wall into it." Said Luffy with some sort of remote, he then pressed a few buttons and it began to rain right above Stewie's head.

"Damn it!" yelled Stewie.

The day after that Stewie was hanging upside in his diaper yelling "How the hell did you beat me this time!"

"I have no idea other than the fact I won." Said Luffy with a shrug.

Sometime later Stewie was pacing around his room thinking about something.

"So are you ready to concede?" asked Luffy in the doorway.

"Fine… but you must never use clever ways to stop me again." Said Stewie.

"If you're making me an idiot then I wouldn't be able to." Said Luffy.

"Good point." Said Stewie who then took out the same laser from before, flipped a switch and shot it at Luffy.

"Did it work?" asked Luffy.

Luffy began to think and he was sure he heard crickets in his head, "I'm an idiot again!" cheered Luffy.

Luffy ran out of the room…

Sometime later down stairs… everyone was bored.

"It's been so quiet since Luffy become smart." Said Usopp.

"I can't be believe he decided to become stupid again on his own… I really hope it works though." Said Peter.

That's when Luffy jumped though the window shouting "Who wants lottery tickets!"

"Does that mean you're you again?" asked Usopp.

"Sure am!" yelled Luffy, "Now…"

That's when the blue haired lawyer appeared again and cleared his throat.

"Oh right… that entrance…" said Luffy who then punched the blue haired lawyer out of the room.

"All right! This calls for a celebration!" cheered Peter, "Let's all go on a ride on the Peterrail!"

Sometime later Joe was… um… going though his house when he saw something off.

"Bonnie? Since when has there monorail tracks going though the house?" yelled Joe.

That's when a monorail with Peter's face went though the house and destroying it once again.

"Peter!" yelled Joe.

And so everything was normal again! Well as normal as it can get…

Next Time: The Straw Hats and Griffins visit Lois' parents. Carter tries to tear apart Luffy and Peter's friendship, but what happens when they find out? Meanwhile Nami ties to butter up Barbra so she get some of them money... What will happen? Find out next time!