A/N: Man this chapter didn't want to be written... really it didn't. Hopefully you'll find it enjoyable... especially at the end. Remember couldn't come up with some of the stuff... Anyways you know the deal with the Overhaul, request a crossover that's not on the list though PM or review. Enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 17: The Natural Order
The Griffins and the Straw Hats were stuffed into one car once again.
"So we really have to see your parents/" asked Nami.
"Yes, daddy heard that we're hosting pirates from another dimension… he wants to see if you a danger to his assets." said Lois.
The Straw Hats stared at her…
"What's that is Luffy again?" asked Peter.
It should be pointed out that Luffy was tied up and gagged.
Peter tried to crash the car into a tree, but Lois grabbed the wheel so he wouldn't crash into a tree.
"We've been though this… we're not going to crash the car into a tree." said Lois.
"Oh come on Lois." said Peter, "Carter's going to try something. Remember when he got me that solid gold iPod."
(Flashback)
"Here Peter!" said Carter tossing Peter a solid gold iPod.
"Wow! A solid god iPod… wait… it's probably defective or something." said Peter.
"No… it works…" said Carter.
Peter smiled happily.
"It's just been under horse manure for the last 2 years." said Carter.
Peter dropped it and ran away crying.
(End of Flashback)
They arrived at the stately Pewterschmidt estate.
"This is your parents house?" asked Nami who them smiled evilly.
"Maybe you should have left Nami at the house." said Vivi.
Everyone else nodded.
That's when Lois' parents met them at the walk way.
"So these are the pirated who live with you." said Carter, "So I won't have to use three navy seals to kill them each with a single bullet."
The pirates glared at him.
"Okay… okay… I get it, it's like the Holocaust to you." muttered Carter.
"Hey Mr. Pewterschmidt." said Peter.
Carter took out a cattle prod and used it on him, causing Peter to fall to the ground.
"Hey that wasn't nice!" yelled Luffy.
Carter did the same to Luffy.
"Why isn't this working?" asked Carter.
"Oh I'm made of rubber." said Luffy.
"How did that happen?" asked Carter.
"Yo ho ho! He took a bite of Gum Gum!" yelled Peter suddenly healed.
Carter once again used the cattle prod on him.
Carter narrowed his eyes at Peter, he could feel that both he and Luffy had become good friends… Maybe a way to get to him would be turn his friendship and have the two hate each other… yes… that would be the perfect idea.
Hours later…
Luffy was slamming Carter's head into a wall.
"How dare you try to do that! That was pure evil!" yelled Luffy.
"The preview said that the plot would be me trying teat your friendship apart! What gives!" yelled Carter.
I only gave a hint of the plot… I didn't delve onto the true plot… so ha!
Meanwhile everyone watched Nami suck up to Barbra.
"So when is she going to steal the wallet?" asked Brian.
"I promised Nami that I'll let her barrow the credit card if she doesn't steal anything from my parents." said Lois, "She's just sucking up to get money and free things."
"Oh great, your going to spoil her." muttered Zoro.
"She's going to be more spoiled than the writer's cat a month after she got that new laptop." said Stewie.
(Cut away)
Emma Iveli was working on her lap top while sitting on her bed when her cat got on to the bed, when her cat pushed her lap top off her lap and curled up on said lap, she began to nudge the cat to get of her lap.
"Come on… get off… people want to read this story and it needs to be on my lap for me to type." said Emma.
"No." said the cat, "It's nice and warm."
"Fine." said Emma who place her lap top beside her and just went online.
(End of Cut away)
That's when Peter and Carter came though the room laughing together.
"Why are they getting along?" asked Lois.
"Oh I threatened to beat up your dad if he didn't along with Peter." said Luffy joining the conversation.
Lois blinked for a second then shrugged… she honestly didn't care any more.
The next say, the members of the crew that wouldn't have a plot in this chapter, along with Stewie and Brian were watching TV… when a sudden news report happened.
(TV)
"Tornado has recently hit Kansas dumping a whole lot of midgets onto one Kansas town." said the news anchor.
It then shifted… to the scene of a bunch of people… who looked like the Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz complaining.
"I don't know what happened… just that something weird happened!" yelled the Munchkin.
(End of TV)
"Oh crap." said Brian.
"What?" asked Chopper.
"Ha! Pay up!" yelled Stewie.
"Look we need more proof." said Brian.
"What's going on?" asked Vivi.
"We bet that if the old man and fat man got along the natural order of things would be destroyed." said Stewie, "The Munchkin's coming here is proof of this."
"So are we going to do something?" asked Usopp.
"Depends." said Brian.
"Depends on what?" asked Usopp.
"The word count." muttered Brian.
That's right I'm not inspired by this story right now and is just writing for the sake of writing it… No kitty… get off my lap and I mean it… Uh… I mean… yeah… (goes check word count). I think that It would be a good thing to restore the natural order of things.
"Wow you must be really uninspired now." said Usopp.
Yes, OI had always intended for this chapter be about the natural order being destroyed by a forced Friendship between Carter and Peter… but I don't feel like it right now…
Anyways… Brian and Zoro went to go find Luffy.
"We need to explain some things to you." said Zoro.
"Is that the natural order of things is being destroyed?" asked Luffy.
"Wait… you being smart was last chapter." said Brian.
"No… it's just weird things have been happening." said Luffy.
"Oh… what happened?" asked Brian.
"Well you see." said Luffy, "There was this vortex in the kitchen and the three of us began to throw things into it when a note came back to tell us to stop throwing garage into the dimension. Then that blue haired lawyer showed up and told us what made the portal after giving us a cease and desist… whatever that is."
"Did you beat him up at least?" asked Brian.
Luffy nodded…
"Okay… fine…" said Brian.
"So…" said Zoro.
"I don't think Emma's inspirited enough to do a good bye scene with the Pewterschmidts." said Brian.
"So how are we going to end the chapter." said Luffy.
"Ladies and gentlemen… Mr. Conway Twitty." said Brian.
(Insert Conway Twitty performance here)
Next Time: Vivi, Usopp, Chopper, Meg, Chris and Carue all deicide to go on an adventure after realizing they need some screen time. What sort of adventure... well it's just an adventure... hopefully nothing bad will happen... right... RIGHT?
