A/N: Well I meant to update on Friday but I was busy... and I was busy all weekend. This is for Technomaru's birthday (which was on Friday) he helped write the chapter: Came up with the plot, the cutaways (even wrote the first) and even two of his character's appear... Happy belated Birthday... even though I already got you the One Piece DVD box set and the Brook figure. Enjoy the chapter... oh and Technomaru isn't into Necrophilia by the way... he just likes the idea of it with Bleach jokes apparently...
Chapter 18: Let's go on an Adventure!
Chris, Meg, Vivi, Usopp Chopper and Carue were watching TV, bored. Nothing was happening when suddenly Peter, Luffy, Brian and Zoro came down holding a large crate.
"What in the crate?" asked Chopper.
"Uh… Nothing." Said Peter somewhat nervously.
"Get me out of here!" said something banging around in the crate.
"That sounded like James Woods." Said Usopp.
"Don't be silly." Said Peter who turned to the others, "Out, out, out!"
They ran out of the house.
"That's it!" shouted Chopper, "We need to go on an adventure."
"Chopper's right! We need to do something! And not just play Monopoly or something!" shouted Meg.
"Shut up Meg!" shouted Chris punching Meg.
"I know… let's all meet back here in an hour with ideas." Said Usopp.
"So we're really going to do this?" asked Vivi.
And hour later, the group came back with ideas… well more like Chris was the only one with an idea.
"I go this medicine from Mr. Goldman's store! With this we're all go on our own adventures!" said Chris holding up a bunch of cough syrup.
"Chris that's a worse idea than when Rukia and Ichigo finally did it!" said Meg.
(Cutaway begins)
Rukia and Ichigo are naked under the covers of their bed with a look of dread on their faces.
"D...d...d....did it count as necrophilia?" asked Ichigo
"I don't know... I lived ten of your lifetimes so being in the sack with me is like being in the sack with either Goldie Hawn or your great great grandmother." Replied Rukia.
"I think I should put on some music to get my mind off of that." Said Ichigo tuned on the stereo and that played "Dead Girls" by Voltaire and it has lyrics that go:
"Dead girls like me
Can't you see?
Only dead girls like me
Oh,
Dead girls like me
Can't you see?
Only dead girls don't walk away from me
Sad as it seems"
Ichigo threw the radio out the window.
"Let's watch some MTV instead!" said Ichigo.
MTV happened to be showing "Mary Jane's Last Dance" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and it shows Tom Petty dancing with a dead woman played by Kim Basinger. Ichigo just turns off the TV and just goes to sleep out of frustration.
(End of Cutaway)
"Do you have any other suggestions?" asked Meg.
"I have another idea." Said Chris.
Later at the Mall…
"What are we doing here?" asked Vivi.
"We're going to ask the guy at Hot Topic where the Cartoon Characters are." Said Chris.
"Where did you get that idea?" asked Usopp.
"Drawn Together, it was such an awesome show… expect for that episode where Captain Hero went to the after life..." said Chris.
(Cutaway)
Captain Hero was walking though the Seireitei when he saw Yachiru riding on a Donkey.
"She like 12, she's riding a donkey and she's dead… jackpot." Said Captain Hero.
"What did you say?" asked Kenpachi about to kill him.
Of course this being drawn together Captain Hero getting killed just means he returns back to life in the living world.
(End of Cut Away)
The large group arrived at Hot Topic. Chris walked over to the clerk.
"Excuse me, where do you keep the cartoon characters?" asked Chris.
"Well…" said the Hot Topic clerk who noticed the Straw Hats.
"It's the Straw Hats!" yelled the Clerk taking out a tranquilizer gun, "I didn't think that they would be there already."
He pushed a button and the gates closed in front of the store.
"Hey! I wanted to shop for some twilight stuff!" yelled a girl outside.
"I don't' care about the animals, but Usopp is so annoying that people will loads of cash just to torture you Usopp." Said the clerk with an evil smirk.
"What about the rest of us?" asked Vivi.
"Well you see I don't care for the bird or the reindeer… however Princess there are people after your head. Or rather your body." Said the clerk.
"THAT'S RIGHT!" said the leader of the WG cult popping out of nowhere, "WE SHALL FEED HER PIES, LARD, HAMBURGERS, ICE CREAM, AND PIZZA LACED WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND MARSHMALLOWS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Thanks a lot Chris, because of you Vivi's going to the object of Wait Gain fans." Said Meg glaring at Chris.
"Shit up Meg!" shouted Chris.
"I have n idea!" said Usopp.
Taking out his slingshot he shot both the WG Cult leader and the clerk in the face with Tabasco sauce then blew up the gate.
"Run!" shouted Chopper.
"Wait!" shouted Chris, "Puffy Ami Yumi! Play us a song!"
Puffy Ami Yumi were there for no apparent reason.
"But we already did this joke." Said Ami.
"But I liked it." Said Chris.
"Fine." Sighed Yumi.
That's when K2G began to play.
Everyone ran out of the store.
"Get them!" shouted the clerk.
The good guys ran into a spinning clothes rack in a clothes store. The WG Cult leader found them, causing them to run again.
They ran into a cool anime store and hid. The Hot Topic Clerk found even they were hiding amongst plushies.
They ran into the food court with the two bad guys still tailing them.
That's when Edna from Technomaru's stories suddenly showed up and bashed their faces in with a big stick.
"Thanks Edna!" said Vivi.
"No problem…" said Edna, "It was part of the birthday present for Technomaru that I appear."
"Oh… okay… well we be going now." Said Usopp.
They all left the mall.
They got back to Griffin house to find Peter and Luffy watching TV.
"So how was your adventure?" asked Peter.
"How did you know we went on an adventure?" asked Chris.
"I don't know…" said Luffy.
"Me neither." Said Peter with a shrug.
"It sucked." Muttered Meg.
"We wound up being chased by the leader of the WG cult and the a Hit Topic Clerk." Said Chopper.
"Well it sounds better than that time my friends dared me to commit necrophilia." Said Peter.
(Flashback)
Peter was in bed with Rukia.
"So I take it this counts." Said Peter.
Rukia on the other hand whacked him in the face
(End of Flashback)
"That's weird… all three cut away gags involve Bleach and Necrophilia." Said Usopp.
"Let's just ignore it." Said Peter.
"So… um…" said Vivi trying to change the subject, "What happened to that crate from earlier?"
"It's being examined by top men." Said Peter.
"Who?" asked Vivi.
"Top men." Repeated Peter.
Somewhere in some sort of giant warehouse the crate was being hidden away where no one could ever find it.
Next Time: A bunch of Yaoi fan girls kidnap Zoro and tries to inject him with the Gay Gene! However they have the wrong gene! What will happen? Meanwhile someone's stole one of my topic balls for my Manatee Tank! Will I catch the thief? Find out next time!