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Chapter 19: The Gene

Zoro was walking down the road not knowing where he was going. He was sure he was headed in the right direction.

That was when a van drove next to him a ton of teenaged girls from the van grabbed him and drugged him. Inside the van was a terrible evil… Fan girls! And they were the worst of the worst: Yaoi Fan girls!

"So you have the gene?" asked one of the girls.

"I have it! The Gay Gene!" said another girl.

All of them began to laugh evilly.

"Soon… for two and a half weeks! Zoro will be gay." Said one of the girls.

All of the evil fan girls laughed evilly.

One of the fan girl injected Zoro with something.

They all laughed evilly… until one realized their mistake.

"This isn't the gay gene." Said the girl.

"What! Are you sure!" yelled another girl.

That when the head girl's cell phone rang.

"Oh crap… it's my dad!" said the head girl.

"Abort! Abort!" yelled one of the other girls.

The girl's drove to the Griffin house and dump Zoro on the front lawn.

Sometime later at the Griffin House.

"Look who I found drunk on the front lawn." Said Peter dragging Zoro in.

"He doesn't look drunk." Said Lois.

That's when the doorbell rang, it was that doctor that gave Peter that shot… the shot that turned him gay for two and a half weeks.

"Here to turn me gay again?" asked Peter who took out a sword.

"No! No! I'm just here because my teenaged daughter got into my work." Said the doctor.

"Why would she do that?" asked Lois.

"Because she's a Yaoi fan girl." Said the doctor.

"Oh!" said everyone in the room.

"Wow this is like the time… like the time… wow… that's weird. I wonder if there's something wrong." Said Peter.

(Cut Away)

Emma Iveli was looking though the topic balls of her manatee tank.

"Damn it! Someone stole one of my topic balls." Muttered Emma Iveli.

"Hey what's wrong?" asked Technomaru showing up.

"Someone stole one of my topic balls." Said Emma Iveli.

"Why don't you use one of my cut-aways." Said Technomaru, "Here's one of mine!"

(Cut Away, within a cut away)

Zoro and Luffy were flying ostriches… nothing else

(End of Cut away within a cut away)

"No… I don't think so…" said Emma Iveli.

"How about…" said Technomaru.

"No… just no…" said Emma Iveli.

(End of Cut Away)

"That was weird." Said Peter.

"So what was the gene he was injected with?" asked Lois.

"I got it! The Monkey Gene!" yelled Peter.

"No that's not it.," said the doctor.

"The Kevin Smith Gene?" asked Peter.

"No…" said the Doctor.

"The Gene Gene." Said Peter.

(Cut Away)

Emma and Technomaru were looking over the crime scene. Emma was playing with her glasses… as they looked it over.

"There's no clues." Said Technomaru.

"There is on." Said Emma putting on her glasses, "Whoever stole it is having a ball right now."

Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Technomaru stared at Emma.

"What?" asked Emma.

"You can do that… but you can't do a cut away?" asked Technomaru.

(End of Cutaway)

"Just ignore that." Said Peter.

"He has been injected with the Fisher King Gene." Said the Scientist.

"The what?" asked Peter.

"Isn't that a movie?" asked Lois.

"Yes it is… but it has nothing to do with that movie. It's hard to explain but it there is one way I can explain it. To TV Tropes!"

After the parody of the batman thing from the '60s they got to the site. They did a quick look though and saw that was going on with Zoro.

"So basically his emotions will control the weather?" asked Lois.

"That's right." Said the Doctor.

"That's amazing." Said Peter, "Oh wow! I'm going to see what this Fisher Kingdom is now!"

That was when he began to look though various tropes.

"Great he's addicted… just like…" said Lois, "Still not fixed?"

(Cut Away)

"All right I think the suspect must be a good diver." Said Emma.

"Unless the ball was on the top." Said Technomaru.

"Oh… right…" said Emma.

(End of Cutaway)

That was when Zoro finally woke up.

"Damn it! What happened!" yelled Zoro.

It began to thunder storm outside.

"It wasn't like that earlier." He muttered.

That was when Lois and the Doctor showed up.

"Zoro, there's something we need to talk about." Said Lois.

And so after the explanation.

"So I now control the weather with my emotions?" asked Zoro skeptically.

"You saw it's light drizzle now?" asked the Doctor.

The weather was a light drizzle.

"Sanji! Can you get in here!" yelled Lois.

"Yes!" yelled Sanji running in the room.

"Fight with Zoro." Said Lois.

Yes Lois." Said Sanji.

And the two began to fight midway during the fight it was a full-blown hurricane, Zoro stopped.

"That should be impossible." Said Zoro.

"You're from a world where pirates can super powers, you came here from s portal and there's a talking dog living in this house. How can this be impossible." Said Lois.

"Don't say it like that." Said Zoro.

"It's going to last one week." Said the doctor, "It's not that bad. It could have been worse."

"Yeah, you're daughter could have gotten the correct gene." Said Zoro.

"What?" asked Sanji.

"Don't ask." Said Zoro.

And so they told everyone else what was going on. While Peter was still hooked on TV Tropes.

And so for the next week, Zoro had to deal with his new powers.

Hey at least it was better than being gay for two and a half weeks.

However him and Sanji were banned from fighting until things were "normal" again.

However due to certain reasons, it had to be on the news.

"Due to certain reasons the weather be very weird for the next week. Isn't that right Ollie?" asked Tom.

"It's fan girl's fault!" yelled Ollie Williams.

"Thank you Ollie." Said Tom.

Zoro was watching TV when Peter came into the room and poured beer down his throat. Zoro pushed away peter and drew one of his swords.

"What the hell!" yelled Zoro.

"I'm trying an experiment." Said Peters.

"What kind of excrement?" asked Zoro

Sometime later… they saw it was raining outside.

"The rain smells funny." Said Meg.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Said Nami.

"Hey!" said Brian, "I'm going out side."

"But it's raining something gross." Said Meg.

"No it's raining Sake." Said Brian.

That was when Lois ran to the front Lawn. She went to see what was going on it was Peter and Zoro running around the in the rain.

"Great, she got him drunk." Muttered Lois.

Stewie entered the room.

"We already did that joke!" yelled Stewie.

Luffy appeared, "But this time it's canon, the last time there was a raining Sake Joke, it wasn't canon."

"I know that… but…" said Stewie, "Let's go show a cut away."

(Cut Away)

Emma was taking a break when Technomaru showed up.

"I found the topic ball!" yelled Technomaru.

He led Emma to the topic ball to find Emma's cat playing with it.

"Aww…" said both.

Then Emma realized something, "Wait… this is your style of fanfic writing." Said Emma.

"What do you mean?" asked Technomaru.

"You tend to add cute things, even if it doesn't need to have a cute thing. Me, I will add cute things only if it needs to be cute!" said Emma, "You're rubbing off on me…"

"I guess." said Technomaru.

Emma grabbed the topic ball.

"I'm going to go watch some anime you're not a fan of." Said Emma.

Emma left to put the topic ball in the tank leaving Technomaru standing there.

"That was weird." Said Technomaru.

(End of Cutaway)

And so that was the only interesting thing that happened as a result.

And so the next week everything was cleared.

"Seriously, that's all that happened?" asked Peter.

"Well considering that the author is going though a fanfic burn out it's only natural." Said Lois.

(Cut away)

"Yeah! Come Lina! You beat him use the Dragon Slave!" yelled Emma to her TV.

She realized that it was a cutaway.

"Don't invoke me! It's not a good time!" yelled Emma.

(End of Cut Away)

""Well I guess that it." Said Luffy.

"The next chapter better be better." Said Stewie.

Don't worry… I'm adding a twist…

"Didn't you say don't invoke you." Said Peter.

And then Peter was hit with a boot to the face. End of chapter…

Next Time: A new pirate joins the group in the Griffin House Hold... he's on the Straw Hats side the Problem is when he finds out what's going to on in One Piece and about his character. What will happen? And who is it? Find out next time!