A/N: I know it's been 6 months, but I meant to point this out sooner, last time I updated, it was 20,000 hits... not 10,000. Sorry for making the mistake. Hopefully you'll enjoy the chapter. It's a lot different than the last few chapters. Enjoy!

Chapter 20: Here's Ace

It was just a normal day in the Griffin House hold just watching TV, when another portal appeared.

"Oh wow another portal." Said Luffy.

"The writer must have come up with a really good idea." Said Peter, "I hope, everything else she come up with lately has been crap."

That was when a boot appeared to hit Peter.

"What its' true!" yelled Peter.

I know, but I don't want to reminded of it.

That was when someone fell out of the portal, it was Ace.

"Ace! What are you doing here?" asked Luffy.

Ace snored. As his narcolepsy kicked in.

When he woke up, her looked around, "Where am I? What's going on?" he asked.

"Hey ACE!" yelled Luffy happily.

"What's going on?" asked Ace.

"Well I guess we should get everyone and tell you the story." Said Luffy.

Sometime later…

"That's what been going on." Said Luffy.

"I have to say those last few chapters sucked." Said Ace.

Shut up!

"So we're all a Comic Book?" asked Ace.

"Comic books, TV show, sexy mouse pads." Said Peter.

That was when Nami whacked him in the head.

"Why did you hit me?" asked Peter.

"What have I told you?" asked Nami.

"Don't talk about the sexy mouse pads!" cried Peter.

"Good boy." Said Nami patting his head.

"So… where will be I staying?" asked Ace.

"Well since the living room is full, how about you stay with Stewie." Said Lois.

"I'm okay with that." Said Stewie keeping a start face, inside he was squeeing.

"You know what, I'm going to check out that interest thing you told me about." Said Ace.

"Why is he going to check out the internet?" asked Chris.

"Because the writer has gotten too lazy." Said Peter.

Hours later… they heard a scream.

They turned to see that Ace was in shock over a One Piece.

"Oh yeah we forgot to tell you die in canon." Said Peter like it was nothing.

There was a family meeting, and Ace was in the fetal position.

"Calm down Ace, you die in canon! This is far from canon." Said Luffy.

"What's that supposed to mean." Said Ace.

"You know the moment that we came to this world, our world stopped being the one shown in the Manga." Said Nami.

"That's right." Said Luffy, "You might not die, esspeiclly since Emma has a track record with keeping you alive."

Read the New Lives Saga, which thanks to a nail that was set in 2007, Ace will live. Also, Ace truss into a magical girl… just a heads up.

"Ace, if there's things a lot of us regrets. I for one regret not destroying Cleveland's house while he was taking a bath before he moved away.

"Are you sure you haven't?" asked Peter.

(Cut Away)

"Oh no!" yelled Luffy, "I'm late for School!"

He decided to use Gum Gum Rocket and wound crashing into Cleveland's house, while he was taking a bath.

"The hell! Oh no! no! No! No!" yelled Cleland crashing to the ground.

"Sorry Cleveland!" yelled Luffy.

"Watch where you're going next time!" yelled Cleveland.

(Cut of Flashback)

"What was that?" asked Ace.

"Just ignore them… a lot of time their confusing." Said Nami.

The next day, Peter, Zoro and Brian were watching Community.

(Cutaway)

The study group were… well studying. When the Dean ran into the room.

"Oh my god! You won't believe it! Aliens have landed in the courtyard." Yelled the Dean running passed the room.

"Well he seems a little too excited." Muttered Jeff.

Everyone but Annie got up.

"Shouldn't we be studying right now?" asked Annie.

"Come on Annie! It's aliens! Aliens!" yelled Troy.

Annie shrugged and joined the fellow Study Group members.

(End of Cut Away)

"I can't tell if this show is supposed to be realistic or not." Said Brian.

That's when Luffy and Ace came in arguing.

"Look if you want to Emo fine! Go dress in black and listen to Crawling in my Skin or something!" yelled Luffy.

"Fine! I will!" yelled Ace.

Sometime later in Stewie's Room. Stewie opened the door to find Ace doing just that.

"Shut the door! Leave me alone." yelled Ace.

Stewie did so, not before swooning at the hot Emo Ace.

"So are you supposed to be gay or not?" asked Usopp who happened to be in the hall, "Because I'm confused.

"Quite you!" yelled Stewie pointing a gun at him.

Usopp began to back away very slowly.

Sometime later, Ace entered the living room, dressed like he usually does, he decided to go for a walk.

"Where are you going?" asked Meg who was watching TV.

"For a walk, being an Emo isn't my thing." Said Ace leaving.

He left the house, when Meg realized something.

"Fan girls!" she yelled.

With Ace he was walking down the street, rumors had already spread about him being in so a van drove up next to him.

"Excuse me! Are you the real Portgas D. Ace?" asked a girl who rolled down the windows.

"Yes, why do you ask?" asked Ace.

The van opened up and the girls swarmed him and kidnapped him.

In the Griffin Household, Vivi called a meeting… really it was Meg, but no would have listened to her.

"Ace went for a walk, and we think he's going to be kidnapped by fan girls." Said Meg.

"Why?" asked Luffy.

"Did anyone think of warning him?" asked Vivi.

There was a dead silence in the room.

"Where do you think they've taken him?" asked Lois.

"I think I know where." Said Meg, "They've taken him to abandoned fan girl warehouse!"

No one seemed to hear Meg, who seemed to be getting angrier.

In said warehouse, the fan girls had Ace tied up. The rope was covered in salt so he couldn't use his powers, not only that but his pants were ripped and he was covered in kisses.

"What do you plan to do with me now?" he asked.

"I have an experiment." Said one of them, she took out a cheese wedge, "I want to see if I can grate cheese on your abs or if it would just melt."

"What?" asked Ace confused.

Before anyone could do it, the Straw Hats and the Griffin shows up.

"It's the Straw Hats!" squeed one of the fan girls.

"And that ugly Griffin girl!" yelled another.

"What did you say?" asked Meg.

Meg grabbed a large stick and went to attack them.

"Um… shouldn't I be the one saving him?" asked Luffy confused.

They watched as Meg was vicious against the girls. Apparently her rage had been building for quite a while. Everyone watched in both horror and shock.

"I haven't seen this much violence against fan girls since Dark Nella destroyed that Twilight convention." Said Peter.

(Cut Away)

A convention blew up while Twilight fan girls screamed, running around on fire. Dark Nella laughed evilly.

"Yu know… a lot of the people hate those sparkly vampires?" Said Chester A Bum.

"What are you doing here?" asked Dark Nella.

"I don't know…" said the Chester A Bum, "Change! You got Change! Come on help a guy out! I'll help you kill more Twilight fan girls."

(End of Cut Away)

Meg freed Ace, who stretched.

"What was that?" he asked.

"Fan girls. They're a pain in the add." Muttered Zoro.

"I see…" muttered Ace.

And so they left the warehouse.

"So I bet you're over I'm going die depression, right?" asked Luffy.

"Nope…" said Ace.

There was an awkward silence.

"You know you're acting pretty out of character about this." Said Luffy.

"If you have to blame anyone, blame the author." Said Ace.

"Well I can say at least one thing about this chapter." Said Peter, "It's not as bad as the last few."

And everyone agreed that it was way better than the last two… and this author hopes that everyone agrees with them…

Next Time: Nami gets paid a lot of money if the Straw Hats (and Ace and Vivi) attend an anime con as guests. Not only that but there's guest stars! Who are the guest stars? Find out next time!