"That Pepsiman... who does he think he is?" Captain Falcon scoffed as he was still jealous of the Pepsi Man.
Dry Bowser was drinking a Coca-Cola Zero as he adjusted his skull. "Are you jealous that you can sprout liquid from your hand?"
"I can spout patriotic flames of fire! I don't need no carbonated bullshit!" Captain Falcon snapped as he was tempted to do a Falcon Punch on the skeletal reptile, only for a bottle of Pepsi to hit him in the face.
Dry Bowser turned his head to see that the Pepsi-Man had returned, with the soda superhero blasting his bottle of coke and turning it into a Pepsi instead.
"...You know there's no difference in taste between them, right?" Dry Bowser pointed out as he drank the Pepsi bottle with no problems whatsoever.
The Pepsiman placed his hands on his head as he seemed shocked at this predicament, only to be tackled by Captain Falcon. The two heroic idiots than proceeded to brawl each other out, with Dry Bowser watching on as he didn't feel the need to intervene.