Tap. Tap. Tap.

I groaned and turned away. I felt sleepy, dammit!

Tap. Tap. Tap.

"Five more minutes," I mumbled. I drifted off again.

Tap. Tap. Tap.

My eyes snapped open, ready to give this person a piece of my mind. I sat up and hunched over immediately, groaning. My body felt sore and I felt pain in places I didn't even know you could feel pain in. I massaged my throbbing arms before standing up.

The figure quickly darted away to the far corner of the alley, cowering from me. I squinted, trying to find out who woke me up and walked forward, ignoring the pain with ease. I stopped as I heard a squelch. A pitiful whine escaped my mouth as I saw my brand new sneakers covered in bright red blood. I probably still had a chance of washing it off since it was fresh but I was doubtful. Wait- blood?

My head snapped to the side.

I bit my lip sheepishly I looked at my, uh, handiwork. The people looked like they had gone through a human sized shredder. The red liquid shined under the moonlight, reflecting the colour on my face. One man's head was still intact (though severed from his body) and I nudged it with my toe. It rolled away and I stumbled forward, something dripping off my face. I ran my hand down my face and let out a disgusted noise when it was stained red. I obviously could not go home like this. I took a step back and frowned. I tilted my head, surprised and confused.

"I can't believe I did this," I mused out loud, "I usually make it less...messy."

The figure in the corner whimpered, making my head snap towards them. It was the little boy from before. "Hi there," I chirped, "How are you today?"

The boy tried to scramble back even more but the wall was already at his back. How silly, I thought, amused.

Wait. Didn't little kids have the tendency to blab about everything?

I stared boredly at the boy. "Don't let a word about this get out. Otherwise," I gestured around us lazily with a wave, "you'll end up like them."

The boy shook his head so fast I thought it would fall off.

"Come on then," I beamed at him, facade back on, "let's go and wash up."

I turned around and skipped happily in the direction where I knew was a river.

I'd had to ditch the jacket. It was beyond saving. I just found a convenient tree hole and I stuffed it in there. Sora -he said his name was but I didn't really care- was lucky. All he had from the encounter was a few strands of pink hair.

Oh, wait. Can't forget how I mentally scarred him for life. He was literally trembling every time I looked at him. It kinda amused me.

Kaa-chan hugged me tightly. "Don't you dare ever disappear like that again!"

I patted her back with my chubby hands. "I'm okay, Kaa-chan, I'm okay."

Tou-chan enveloped us from behind me. He placed his chin on my head and smoothed away my hair from my face.

We stayed like that for a while before I slipped out from between them. I bounded out of the room.

I suddenly stopped and turned back. "Kaa-chan, where is Sora-kun?" I questioned, tilting my head.

"Oh, Sora-kun? He went home," she said absentmindedly.

I shrugged and flounced away to my room. I stopped in front of my door, feeling like I had forgotten something. Meh, whatever.

I pushed open the door and cake exploded in my face.

I laid on the bed, an ice pack on my face and Tsuna laid beside me with the same predicament.

Takeshi grinned cheerfully, his eyes sparkling with amusement.

"The surprise party should have been a piece of cak-"

"Shut up," me and Tsuna said in sync.

I flopped onto my side. "Why was that popper even in the cake?"

Tsuna blushed. "Tsu-kun dropped it in the batter by mistake," he admitted.

I snorted. Of course it was a result of Tsuna's clumsiness.

Takeshi jumped onto the bed. "So where were you during the party?"

"Oh, I just searched for the kid and got lost. It's a very big town," I lied casually.

Tsuna's eyes flickered orange and he looked at me suspiciously. I tried to divert his attention by clapping my hands together. Loudly.

"Who wants to watch a horror movie?" I smirked.

"Me!" Takeshi cheered. Tsuna's eyes widened in dread as he forgot about the previous question.

Crisis averted.

We stared at Takeshi. Did he just laugh when the girl got dragged under the bed?

He let out another laugh. Me and Tsuna slowly edged away from him. Creepy.

An idea came to my mind and I slowly turned towards Tsuna.

I slung an arm around his shoulders. "You know, when people die, they don't really leave the earth. Their spirits wander around~" I whispered to him as I made sure that my face was shadowed. Since this was technically true(I was a prime example), his Intuition didn't tell him otherwise which creeped him out even more. He scrambled away from me as I stalked towards him, smiling.

The door opened to reveal a shadowed figure. It stumbled into the room and Tsuna let out a high pitched scream, me and Takeshi joining for the fun of it.

So, I got an idea (laughs). I tried to give Mei a shorthand.

...I know it sounds like a dumb idea since I don't know Japanese, but I used logic . (And also referenced it from canon characters)

Here's my work:

Komatsu

Ko - Ma

Kyoko = 95

Kyo - ko = 9 - 5

Yamamoto = 80

Ya - Ma = 8 - 0

It's 50!...or not.

I don't really know :)

To any Japanese speakers, please tell me if it's correct!

Thank you.

Bye! (^o^) /