The first thing he did that morning was put his alarm clock on the floor and stomp on it with all of his mi-

No.

Just no.

At school, Max was at his locker with his stuff for his new place in the yearbook, while the Principal came over the intercom with a message:

"Attention students, there will be a new student here today. His name is Oliver Stephen Switz. Please make him feel welcome here at Midtown High, and treat him with as much respect as possible. Thank you."

Everyone was silent for a few seconds, then the intercom came back on.

"Uhh… just call him Olly." Then it went off again. The usual High School crowd noises returned. Max was just kinda 'wat' for a few seconds, then the doors opened. It was Olly. The kid looked at everybody, who was looking at him like 'Oh, so this is the new kid.'. Max was the first person he saw to actually wave at him, so he walked over to him. Nate looked out of his Locker to see some random kid he hadn't seen before walking over to Max, who was right next to him, for some reason.

"H-Hi." Said Olly, definitely nervous. Max responded with

"Howdy there fella!" Said Max in a texas accent. He did it so good because #1 he was awesome at acting and #2 he was getting inspiration from the 'Montana' guy he fought last time. Olly looked confused, but was immediately stopped by Max's powerful-enough-to-

-physically-stop-looks London accent.

"I'm not from Texas, but I love Sandy Cheeks." Olly had so many questions. He asked one.

"Who's Sandy Cheeks?" Max replied with,

"A SpongeBob character. Y'know, the squirrel." Olly was still confused.

"I'm Max." Said, erm, Max. Olly's shy looked forcefully cracked into a smile. Not really. Stop being gullible, you gulls. Anyway, Olly & Nate greeted each other and now the three of them were a trio!