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BGM: Luma (Super Mario Galaxy)
"Mmm, this is taking longer than I had anticipated." The little girl grumbled to herself as their ship was going through a very long asteroid belt. "I would've brought more jam had I known we'd be here for a long time."
"I hope she's still out there somewhere." The Luma hoped as the girl looked into the ship, going over the essentials that she brought with her during their travels: A telescope, a butterfly net, a stuffed bunny, bread, milk, jam, apricot-flavored tea…
She had noticed one thing that she had forgotten, as she started groaning. "Water! I forgot to bring water!" She groaned, while the Luma started laughing. "It's not funny!" She pouted.
"As long as I have Star Bits, I'll be fine!" He giggled. "Do you want some?"
The girl began to smile a little bit, mostly because of the Luma's infectious laughing as she couldn't help but join in. "Oh, alright, maybe just a nibble!" She said and took one of the Star Bits and nibbled on it, as her eyes widened in surprise and started eating it.
"How is it?" The Luma asked with a non-existent smile.
"It's delicious!" She beamed. "It tastes like honey!"
"Grab your net! We're going into a Star Bit field!"
The girl grabbed her net and started fishing in the Star Bits, nearly falling out a few times but the Luma held on to her, both of them laughing as they collected more of the Star Bits.
End BGM
"Rosie? Helloooooo? Roooosiiiiie!" Marisa called out to her.
"Huh?" Rosalina snapped out of her daze.
BGM: Rosalina at the Observatory 2 (Super Mario Galaxy)
"Oh good, you snapped out of it. I was afraid I was going to have to slap you upside the head." She grinned while putting her hands behind her head.
"Sorry, I'm not usually like this." Rosalina shook her head. "Need something?"
"Well, you kinda spaced out after Sammy introduced herself."
"Sammy?" Samus looked at her with a raised eyebrow. "Don't call me Sammy."
"Too late." Nitori chuckled.
"Oh… where's Luigi?" Rosalina wondered.
"He snuck off while we were calling out to you, miss space cadet." Marisa said. "Mario was this close to unleashing that water hose on you." She said, pointing to Mario who had brought out FLUDD.
"I have a name, you know." FLUDD spoke up. "I am FLUDD, a Flash Liquid Ultra Dousing Device."
"Oh, so you're a talking machine? That's even more interesting." Marisa mused while Nitori walked over to FLUDD.
"Curious…" NItori mused as she took FLUDD off of Mario's back.
"What are you doing?" FLUDD asked.
"Don't mind me, I just want to see what makes you tick!" Nitori grinned, pulling out a wrench with an evil grin, while FLUDD sweatdropped.
"I'm still amazed that you can fit him in your pocket." Samus said, and then she noticed Luigi flying in with his Poltergust on his back. "Speaking of pockets…"
Luigi landed on the ground. "Well, that was a fun adventure."
"Where'd you go?" Alice asked.
"Went to Ghostly Galaxy. I thought I'd find a Power Star at that haunted mansion, but I didn't find anything so I explored the area until I came across this place called Matter Splatter Mansion. It's rather very curious."
"How so?" Mario asked, keeping an eye on Nitori who had a screwdriver out.
"For some strange reason, a small patch of the ground moves on its own, while the stuff it leaves behind disappears as if it never even existed. Doors suddenly appeared, walls disappeared, a Power Star was behind a door, it was rather weird."
"Matter is always unpredictable." Polari pointed out.
"I came back after getting the Power Star and heard quite the commotion going on. Turns out, there was a rather cute looking ghost that I put in this Poltergust."
"Cute looking ghost?" Yuyuko looked to him. "How cute are we talking?"
"She claimed she wasn't really a ghost, but I sucked her in anyway. I wasn't falling for that trick."
"MMMPH! MMMMPH!"
"Rather a feisty one." Yuyuko mused.
"Mmmph… Lady Yuyuko? Mmmph you?" A muffled voice was heard.
"Wait a minute… that voice." Yuyuko knelt down. "Youmu? Is that you?"
"Ye-mmph! It's crowded mmmph here!"
"Is there any way to get her out of there?" Yuyuko wondered.
"Sure, but why would I?" Luigi asked.
"Youmu's my bodyguard!"
Luigi paled. "Oh! Sorry!" He quickly hit the reverse button as Youmu was shot out, still under the effects of the Boo Mushroom, as she slammed into the ground, looking rather dusty.
"Ugh…" Youmu groaned and then sneezed.
"Youmu!" Yuyuko quickly ran over to her. "You okay? Why do you look so ghostly?"
"Ugh… Myon gave me this weird white Mushroom and I turned into this ghost…" Youmu groaned and then sneezed again.
"Ah, you ate a Boo Mushroom. A very rare Mushroom!" Polari said.
"I'm not sure how I turn back." Youmu explained.
"All you need is a very strong hit." Captain Toad said. "Believe me, I've seen Bowser punched out the Fire Flower power up from the Bros."
"A strong hit, eh?" Yuyuko mused.
"I got this." Samus said and walked over to Youmu. "This might hurt a bit." She said, as she activated one of her jet boots and delivered a swift kick in the gut, as it surprisingly knocked all the dust off of her.
"OOOOF!" Youmu was knocked back a few feet as the Boo Mushroom powerup disappeared.
"You okay?" Yuyuko asked.
"J-Just peachy!" Youmu winced, holding on to her gut while she was then brought up to speed. "I see… well, I don't know about you, but I'm ready to rock." She said as she walked over to Luigi… and slapped him upside the head. "That was for sucking me in that vacuum."
Luigi blushed sheepishly. "Sorry. I often ghost bust and I saw you, and on instinct, I-"
"Oh, don't worry about it." Youmu told him. "Let's just go and collect more Power Stars." She said as they all nodded and took off to the two domes.
End BGM
At Space Junk…
Alice had noticed a Red Comet surrounding the Galaxy when she had come over to investigate the galaxy and was pulled into it. She then found herself in front of a barrier after she went through the comet after she landed on the starting planet, then noticed that the sign had a record of four minutes. "This must be a Speedy Comet that Luigi told me about." She mused before positioning herself. "Alright, let's see what I can do." She said.
BGM: Speedy Comet in Orbit (Super Mario Galaxy)
Alice broke through the barrier and the clock started ticking as she tore through the area, ignoring the Pull Stars that tried to pull her in, but she went ahead as she did not want to waste time through the asteroid field, and then she flew around the glass planets and collected the Star Chips while avoiding the Amps as she went into the Launch Star and launched away, where she quickly went over the rocket ship and went straight for the Pull Star planets which she tore through and then around the asteroid field and then landed on the T-Shaped Planet where she took out a few Spoings in her way before she flew over and into the Sling Star that took her to the Assembly Block Planet where she flew around and collected all five Silver Stars before it formed into a Power Star.
"Gotcha." She said and then looked at the sign that appeared, noticing that her time was a minute and 59 seconds. "Perfect." She said and took off.
At Battlerock Galaxy…
Mario had jumped back from dodging an attack from Topmaniac as he had entered Battlerock Galaxy with a Daredevil Comet in orbit. He had already knocked Topmaniac into the electric current two times but Topmaniac wasn't giving up as he suddenly jumped toward Mario, but the plumber quickly rolled out of the way and then ground pounded on top of Topmaniac to disable him as he then used a Spin Attack to knock him into the electric current one final time to destroy him, earning Mario a Power Star.
Ghostly Galaxy…
"EAT THIS!" Marisa yelled, throwing a bomb at Bouldergeist where he grabbed it in his hand, but it exploded and destroyed his hand. "Quite a strong fella, aren't ya?" Marisa asked after entering a Daredevil Comet.
"I wouldn't be so cocky!" Youmu warned, nearly dodging a boulder.
"Light Trap of Passing Away!" Yuyuko yelled, slowing down Bouldergeist's attack.
"Thanks!" Marisa grinned and then unleashed an Orreries Sun attack, with her four lasers slamming into Bouldergeist, and with the help of the Luma, the lasers pierced through Bouldergeist and shattered the rock armor, leaving Bouldergeist as a defenseless spirit as Youmu and Myon, who had turned into Youmu surrounded the spirit and slashed through the uvula, destroying Bouldergeist once more.
End BGM
At Beachbowl Galaxy…
BGM: Beachbowl Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)
Sakuya, Luigi, Pikachu, and Pichu landed on the Galaxy. "A beach? How interesting." Sakuya mused.
"Pichu Pi!" Pichu cried and dove into the water.
"Pika!" Pikachu jumped into the water after him as the two swam together while Luigi jumped in with them while Sakuya decided to explore the bottom half of the Galaxy and during her exploration, she noticed a treasure chest sitting nearby.
"Hmm…" Sakuya mused and then threw her knives at the chest, but they clinked off of it as she then kicked the treasure chest, but it didn't open up either. "I need something harder." She said and noticed a Koopa Shell in the water as she dove in after it while Luigi had gathered up the Star Chips inside the water and then launched out of the water where he explored the top half of the Galaxy and then did a triple jump over a cliff and did a backflip to get to the top and saw a Power Star in a crystal where he quickly freed it up and took it in his pocket, but he wasn't done yet. He had noticed a strange rock formation in the water and long jumped into the water.
Pikachu and Pichu, meanwhile, played in the water where Pichu noticed a shiny Gold Shell at the bottom. "Pichu!" Pichu grinned and swam underneath.
"Pika?" Pikachu wondered and went after him as Pichu swam down and picked it up before starting to swim around with it, right when a Penguin was about to grab it.
"Crud! I've been beaten by a mouse! That's embarrassing…"
Pichu swam around with it and silently giggling before realizing he was running out of breath and went up to the surface, where the Coach Penguin was waiting for him. "Ooooh! You found the Gold Shell! You passed the test!"
"Pichu?" Pichu wondered before the Coach gave him a Power Star. "Pichu!" He grinned and took it.
"Hold on a second, are you one of my students?" He wondered before Pichu dove back down with it and met up with Pikachu, where the Power Star started to take them back to the Observatory, right as Sakuya emerged with a Green Shell and threw it at the treasure chest to break it as a Power Star popped out of the chest as she hopped in and launched away to a Heavenly Beach Planet where she landed and noticed an Ice Flower near her.
"What's this?" Sakuya wondered and picked it up in curiosity before she absorbed it.
Her maid dress had turned into an icy blue color with some snowflake patterns with her apron sported a Christmas Tree on it, her knives have changed into candy canes and icicles, her headband had changed into a Santa hat with some mistletoe on the right side, her shoes turned into small elf shoes. "What in the world…?" She wondered and then looked at her reflection in the water. "That's odd." She mused and decided to try something, summoning the candy canes and icicles as they hit the terrain and the water, with them freezing on impact. "I can get used to this." She said, throwing her Christmas-y items into the water to freeze it up as she ice skated toward the waterfalls and froze them up before she flew up and then entered the Launch Star.
She landed on the icy planet as she then flew over to the Power Star and took it before freezing up the lake. "I think I'm having too much fun." She said and then flew off, while Luigi was dodging the Tox Boxes on the Stone Cyclone Planet and then long jumped underneath a Thwomp and then destroyed the crystal that imprisoned a Power Star where he took it after freeing it up.
"Perfect!" Luigi grinned and flew off.
End BGM
At Buoy Base…
BGM: Buoy Base Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)
Samus landed on the ground with the Metroid right behind her as she looked up at the massive tower in front of her, then noticed a massive weight was holding it down as her Power Suit switched over to the Gravity Suit and then she jumped in, startling a few Bloopers and then quickly fired a Super Missile at it, then noticed a Warp Pipe being held prisoner by a gate as she blew that up with a Super Missile as well, then she aimed for a Blooper and used her grappling beam to grab onto it and pulled herself up and then launched herself off of the stunned Blooper and back to the surface, then she Screw Attacked over where she deactivated her armor and then gracefully used her acrobatics without missing a beat.
The Metroid, meanwhile, floated over to the Warp Pipe and got sucked into it before popping out from underneath, noticing a Green Power Star locked in a cage as it quietly chirped and flew over to it, where a Bullet Bill spotted it and followed the Metroid, with it unaware as the Metroid stared at the Green Power Star before floating up on top to try to pull it off with its mini tentacles, where it then noticed the Bullet Bill as it yelped and went behind the cage where the Bullet Bill slammed into the cage trying to get to the Metroid and destroyed it.
The Metroid chirped curiously as it turned around and saw the cage was no more, tilting its whole body in confusion before shrugging it off and then took the Power Star before flying around the planet to try and find its mother.
Samus backflipped onto a platform that contained the last Blue Star Chip and then a Pull Star appeared above a Jump Guarder where she had summoned her arm cannon and used her Grappling Beam to latch onto it before swinging upward to land on the other planet as she ran over, doing a few flips to avoid the burning beams and then fired a charged shot at the Ball Beamer to stun it before she fired a Super Missile at it to destroy it, where the top half of the planet opened up where she saw the Power Star as she swam over to it and picked up the Power Star, and then she surfaced and saw the Metroid coming to her with the Green Star.
"Oh hey, cutie. Where've you been?" Samus asked with a smile before the two of them took off.
End BGM
At Bubble Breeze Galaxy…
"Hey look at me! I'm in a bubble!" Yellow Toad exclaimed before it popped and landed in the grass. "Ow…"
"Hang on, I'm almost done!" Blue Toad finished making a device. "Alright, let's see how this goes." He said as Captain Toad got into a bubble and then Blue Toad pressed the button as a little fan flew behind the bubble and started blowing on it, guiding Captain Toad around the maze while they flew around in the airship to keep an eye on their captain, especially when Captain Toad hit a Launch Star and flew of to a different area.
"I'm just worried he'll fall into the toxic moat." Toadette said.
"Oh, don't worry about him, he's got a few extra 1-Ups on him!" Green Toad reassured.
"Quiet! I need to focus." Blue Toad said and guided Captain Toad through the maze, making sure the bubble doesn't pop from any tight squeezes through the logs or blew himself up with the mines, but in the end, with a few close encounters, Captain Toad got the Power Star.
"Wahoo!" Captain Toad cheered and then they took off back to the Observatory.
At Drip Drop Galaxy…
BGM: Drip Drop Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)
Nitori landed on the Galaxy after paying a Hungry Luma 600 Star Bits. "Huh, why does it feel lonely out here?" She wondered and then walked up to some distressed Penguins. "What's wrong?"
"Our home has been invaded by eels, they're eating our fish supply that we love to eat!"
"I'll get right on it!" Nitori said and jumped into the planet, swimming through the water and seeing some Eels swimming around as she manipulated the water where the first Eel breached through the water before some water-like needles hit the eel to destroy the first. "Gotcha!" She grinned and then swam through and found another Eel, where she formed a baseball bat. "She starts winding up… the Eel comes right for her! Nitori doesn't lose her cool! She swings!" Nitori swing the bat to the Eel to knock it out of the water and with the force of the impact, it drifted off into space and exploded into ice crystals. "It's a home run! The crowd goes wild!" Nitori cheered and then laughed. "Oh… I'm so glad Sanae introduced me to baseball." She giggled.
She then used the water to turn herself invisible as she swam around and found the last Eel, then saw a Red Koopa Shell where she manipulated the water to have it come to her as she threw it at the Eel, where it made contact and destroyed the Eel as a Power Star appeared in front of her. "There you are!" She quickly swam over to it and took it. "My work here is done!" She said and flew off.
End BGM
Back at the Observatory, Sakuya landed in the Kitchen before looking up back the Pull Star. "Anything about a Grand Star?"
"Actually, yes." A Luma said. "You have enough Power Stars to go find another Grand Star. Hope they're not misusing it." He said as Sakuya nodded and then flew off to investigate.
BGM: Bowser Jr's Airship Armada (Super Mario Galaxy)
Sakuya landed on an airship. "INTRUDER ALERT! TAKE HER DOWN!" A Rocky Wrench yelled as they started throwing wrenches at her, but quickly threw candy canes at them to freeze them up as she walked forward and took care of some Octoombas in the way before blasting off toward a different airship where a few Fire and Ice Bros tried to launch fire and ice balls, but were quickly defeated as a few Hammer Bros threw hammers but Sakuya disappeared.
"Oh crap, she's a ninja!" A Hammer Bro exclaimed before she quickly kicked them back before freezing them up with her icicles.
"I'm far from one." She said and then moved to a cannon and then launched away, stopping time so she wouldn't get hit by a Banzai Bill and then stopped where she quickly sent icicles and candy canes everywhere and then snapped her fingers, where everyone was frozen solid as a Magikoopa appeared on deck.
"Hey, what's the commo-" A candy cane stabbed him in the gut, and froze him up.
"Too easy." Sakuya said and then flew off to the final airship.
"WHO'S BUSY TAKING OUT MY AIRSHIPS!" A voice yelled as General Guy appeared. "Oh, you're one of the Bros' friends, I imagine!"
"You got it. Now, hand me that Grand Star before things get ugly."
"I'm afraid not!" He said. "You'll have to fight me for it!"
Sakuya rolled her eyes. "Very well, this will not end well for you."
"Oh, that is what you think!" General Guy exclaimed. "Kamek! Fire up the barrier!" He ordered as Kamek appeared and formed a barrier in front of General Guy before Kamek then used his magic as several Shy Guys appeared in front of her.
End BGM
"Really?" Sakuya raised an eyebrow.
"Wave 1! GO!"
BGM: The Nightmare Woods - Run Run Rottytops! (Shantae and the Pirate's Curse)
The Shy Guys quickly charged straight to Sakuya, but she quickly sent her icicles at the Shy Guys to freeze them up and then kicked them off the ship, but then Kamek summoned up more Shy Guys, this time a few Black Shy Guys and an Animal Trainer Shy Guy with a few Wild Dino Rhinos. "Attack!" The Shy Guy ordered but Sakuya flew up in the air to avoid the fireballs as two Black Shy Guys jumped up to hit her, but Sakuya quickly did a spin kick to knock them down and then Sakuya used Phantomic Killer in Night Mist to destroy the Dino Rhinos before throwing candy canes at the Black Shy Guys.
"Impressive…" Kamek mused and then summoned up the third wave as a few Glide Guys floated down with Umbrellas, with some Fly Guys and a Hammer Bro, but Sakuya took out the umbrellas and then grabbed the Fly Guys and threw them to the Hammer Bro and then struck them with an icicle and then kicked them off the ship.
"Oh, we'll see how long you'll last." General Guy whispered as he started to charge up an attack from his airship while Kamek called up a fourth wave, consisting of Bomb Guys, Knife Guys, and a few Fuzzies.
"Meeeeyork!" A Fuzzy cried and tried to hop over to Sakuya but Sakuya grabbed it and then used it as a meat shield for the Knife Guy before kicking him in the mask and then threw the knife at the other Fuzzy and then Sakuya threw candy canes at the bombs to blow up the Bomb Guys and then she cleared the rest of them, where Kamek called up the fifth wave where it was a few Charging Chucks but Sakuya jumped up where the three of them stupidly ran off the airship.
"…You can't be serious." Kamek facepalmed and then called up the sixth wave, consisting of a few Biddy Buds, Fire Piranha Plants, Ninja Guys, a Mega Guy and some Paint Guys which Sakuya took care of the Biddy Buds and Piranha Plants, while she gracefully dodged a shuriken and then threw a candy cane at the Ninja Guy before grabbing a shuriken and throwing it at the Mega Guy while she dodged the paint being thrown at her and got rid of the other Shy Guys. Kamek then called up the seventh wave which consisted of a Pyro Guy, a Magikoopa, Shield Guy and a Roller Guy, where Sakuya kicked the Shy Guy off the roller before kicking it to the Pyro Guy to crush him and then tricked the Magikoopa to fire magic at her but she jumped out of the way in time and the Shield Guy's shield turned into flowers.
"What the?!" The Shy Guy wondered before she kicked him toward the Magikoopa and threw her candy canes and icicles at them, while Kamek's eighth wave were a few Boom Guys who shot out Bullet Bills at her, but she guided them back to the Boom Guys.
"Wait! WAIT! STOP!" One of them yelled before getting blasted away while Kamek got a bit annoyed and called up the ninth wave which were a few of some Groove Guys, Hook Guys and an Elasto-Piranha but when the Elasto-Piranha tried to spit fire after coming out of its pipe, Sakuya cut the neck and then used the head to knock the Groove and Hook Guys into the abyss before she threw it out.
"…Alright THAT'S IT!" Kamek yelled as he made himself appear and fired magic at her, but she disappeared and threw a knife at his wand, knocking it off his hand and then it landed on the ground, disabling the shield. "No!"
Sakuya smirked and then kicked him to the ground where she then landed and then quickly did a few stabs on him to knock him over, but Kamek summoned his wand to heal himself up and then fired a bolt of lightning, but Sakuya dodged and threw a candy cane at him, unaware of General Guy finished charging up and fired a humongous cannonball at her right as she threw another candy cane at him and turned her head at the last second and smacked her in the head. "AGH!" She yelled and was knocked back, her Ice Flower power up disappearing.
"Got 'er!" General Guy yelled. "And now for the finishing touch!" He said and fired a few Bullet Bills at her as Sakuya got up wincing as she noticed her pocket watch was knocked out of her and was a few feet away to her right as she tried to run to it, but there was a stinging pain in her knee as she winced and fell to the ground, looking on at the Bullet Bills in horror… before they exploded.
End BGM
"Ho ho ho! That'll teach her not to mess with my men!" General Guy laughed. "…That being said, I do NOT appreciate you using my men as cannon fodder."
"It got the job done, didn't it?" Kamek asked before turning around to seeing the smoke clear… and saw Sakuya in a water bubble. "WHAT!"
"Hmph. Destroy our maid, will you?" A voice caught their attention as Patchouli landed in front of Sakuya, having used the Jellyfish Princess spell on Sakuya to protect her, and then the spell disappeared.
BGM: Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room (Touhou 10.5: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody)
"Patchy!" Sakuya exclaimed and then someone else landed near her.
"Hey, you dropped this!" A voice said as Sakuya turned to see Flandre giving her the biggest grin.
"Flan!" Sakuya smiled and took it while Flandre hugged her tight, and then Meiling and Koakuma landed on the ground, the former cracking her knuckles.
"More of them?!" Kamek yelled.
"It doesn't matter!" General Guy yelled, launching another huge cannonball but Meiling didn't budge as she put her hands out and the cannonball hit her and Meiling slid, but she slowed down.
"Hey buddy, you dropped this!" Meiling side, drop kicking the cannonball over to General Guy as it smacked into the airship and received massive damage.
"ACK!" General Guy yelled.
"I'll deal with them!" Kamek said and then noticed the ground underneath him lighting up. "Huh?"
"St. Elmo's Pillar." Patchouli said, as a pillar of fire erupted underneath Kamek.
"YAAAAAAAAGH!" Kamek yelled before Koakuma flew over and kicked Kamek over to General Guy's airship.
"HIYAAAAAAAAAH!" Flandre screamed, swinging her powered up Lavatein to send the duo flying off into the abyss, with a star shining bright in space… and then a Grand Star appeared in front of them.
End BGM
"Thanks, you guys." Sakuya said. "Where'd you go?"
"The question is, where'd you go?" Meiling asked. "We were looking all over for you after you left."
"No, I was looking all over for you." Sakuya said and then folded her arms. "I searched high and low in space looking for you all while reuniting with Marisa and her friends… so tell me, were you the one sleeping at the wheel when everyone else knew where I was going?"
Meiling paled a bit, rubbing her arm a bit. "Um… well, I… Uh…"
"That's a yes." Flandre said. "She woke up when I shook her awake and you were long gone."
"She had leaned to the right while you did some recon and accidentally hit the accelerator." Patchouli added.
"Hey! Don't tell her what I did!" Meiling gulped and saw saw Sakuya clenching her fist, trembling in frustration while an anime tic mark appeared on her forehead. "Heeeeeeey, no hard feelings, right? We all reunited! …Kinda. We don't know where Remilia is and-"
Knife to the forehead.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"No hard feelings." Sakuya said as she took the Grand Star "Let's go, we have a lot to catch up on." She said as they took off while Meiling took a bloodied knife off of her forehead.
"You know how much I hate you doing that!" Meiling yelled and flew after her.
Meanwhile…
Reimu lay on her back, snoozing away in her cell while a Koopatrol walked in. "Here ya go, dinner is served!" He said as he walked closer to the cell. "Hey, woman. Wake up." He said, pounding on the cell door.
"Ugh, how annoying. Can't I sleep in peace?" Reimu asked while a hatch opened up on the ceiling before a shadow landed on to the ground.
"Look, lady. You may have been kidnapped, but we're not animals. You need to eat." He said and was poked on the shoulder. "Hmm?" He turned around, only to get a golf club to the face to knock him over.
"Huh?" Reimu turned her head to see a woman approaching her, as she had a casual pink shirt and pink short shorts on while wearing some sneakers. She had strapped the golf club to her back, while her strange arsenal also contained a tennis racket and a frying pan. Reimu noticed the crown on her blonde hair, as the woman was wearing a short ponytail. "Who are you?"
"I am Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom, and I am busting you out of here." She said, grabbing the key that the Koopatrol had and opened the cell. "You got a name?"
"Reimu."
"Come on, Reimu… let's go. We're going back home." She said as she kicked the door open.
Reimu grinned. "Sweet. I'm right behind you!" She grinned and took off with the princess.
Oh ho! Weren't expecting a jailbreak, were ya? ;)