Spidey was swinging around Queens, doing his routine (Beating up thugs, getting Aunt May's shopping, delivery, ect.), when he thought to himself, "Y'know, I think that after today, everything's gonna be okay!"
He was wrong.
His Spider Sense detected a helicopter with 3 'Baddies' inside and warned Spidey. You see, this is one of the many instances where his Spider Sense is useful. When you're reading the rest of the series, you're gonna wanna keep this in mind because he's gonna dodge a lot of attacks. Heck, it might prevent fights sometimes, but not often. We need interesting storylines. Now, back to the story.
"Oh come on." Said Spidey, yes, out loud this time. He stopped swinging, dropped on a rooftop and did a barrel ro-
He scanned the area for any danger, but couldn't find any. He started thinking that it was a 'False alarm', but he doesn't have enough experience to know that false alarms don't exist with Spider Sense. Then his Spoder-Sans piped right back up to inform him that the helicopter was growing near. Spidey planted his feet firmly on the ground, ready for battle. Just then, he saw something green. He wasn't sure what it was, you aren't sure, but I am! You wanna know? Well, I'll tell you (and spidey) in the next paragraph.
It was a net heading straight towards Spidey about to capture him.
See? I'm an honest person! Ah, who cares? BACK TO THE STORY! He dodge-a-lodged it as the helicopter came into view, as he came up from his dodge-a-lodge, he remarked with "Who the barnacles is in there? Or behind all this? Or- WHAT THE WHA-"
Our focus is temporarily turned to 'The Enforcers' to cut off Spidey mid-sentence. This is a method of humour, Patrick.
"What the hell?" said one of the enforcers. NO SWEARING IN MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!
Sorry about that. They were all confused as to how unexpectedly weird this 'mutant' was, but attempted to hide their confusion (for whatever reason) and focus on the mission: Capture the bug. I'm just gonna go on a slight tangent here, just a second.
'Spiders are actually Arachnids, not insects/bugs. It's a common misconception which can easily be avoided by counting the number of legs on the creature. For 6 legs, you get an insect, for 8 legs, you get an arachnid. See? Simple.'
There. Now, back to Spidey, 'The helicopter' started firing projectiles at the troubled freak (lol), for him to practice his dodge. Except he wasn't practicing, he was using it in a proper situation. Spidey got this odd feeling inside of him, like, enjoyment. He was confused. The whole 'Spider-Man' thing was meant to make his life worse as a sacrifice for his Great Uncle Ben, but he felt a sense of thrill when dodging all these bullets. The fluid-ness in his motion felt satisfying to pull off, and the constant quips he kept thinking of made him giggle inside. He was enjoying a battle?
He found a long steel pipe while running and shifted his aim towards the pipe, when he was close enough, he dived at it, swung on it (because he was so light) and let go to hit the helicopter he was running away from. He successfully smashed through the glass of the windscreen to find the faces (or, entire bodies) of who he was facing. He didn't know who they were, but they looked like weirdos. "Wait, ain't I a weirdo? I'm confused here." He thought to himself, but then shifted his focus to the fact that all of their faces had the exact same 'You better run or you won't be able to do it again' kinda look. He was good at identifying looks after practicing different communication methods with Nate, which a small but cool fact.
Anyway, after identifying their looks, he jumped straight back out the shattered windscreen and shouted "You better come after me or I'll declare you all as chicken!", which the Enforcers responded with flying right over to the building he landed on and throwing down a ladder. "*Gulp*, an arena match." Said Spidey quietly, he was definitely scared, but they thought much less of him than they knew. They would go easy, while he was rocking hard mode. Heheh. He made short work of them at first, but after realising his actual skill, they decided to up the ante. Fancy Dan had unbelievable Martial Arts skills, the same as Spidey's, but he used it to its fullest potential. He didn't know what his' fullest potential was, but was scared of seriously hurting somebody, so kept it back for now. Ox was just this fat-lard-lad-quote-unquote-muscley guy which just hugged him to death.
"I'm not gay, sorry!" Remarked Max, Ox just squeezed tighter. "E-Err, I'm Bio, so I like both!" Ox squeezed even tighter. "MAKE IT STOP!"
Ox thought "Got him." and dropped the crippled Spidey to the floor.
He was unconscious.