Here's the fourth installment in the alarm clock gag series!
Max, knowing that this had gone on for too long, threw the alarm clock in the fire.
Just kidding. I'm gonna keep doing this, even though I'm aware I'm eventually gonna run out of ideas and the joke will become stale.
Happy now? Okay, good, now to school! Dooooo-doo (Batman theme, or, whatever)!
Remember how the yearbook method was obscured last time? Well, he was going for Most Athletic. Throughout the day, he kept finding ways to squeeze his (No, Spider-Man's) athletic skill in anything he could. It was actually working, a bunch of people started talking about it, but final period, Pool, was gonna make things a WHOLE lot different.
Max walked into the Pool Area, looking up at the diving board. There were a whole lot of stairs and a bunch of different diving boards. He looked up even further to find the top one. Max had not fully overcome his pathetic nature yet, so he could probably get scared and lose his balance. But Max decided to relax, find comfort, then try. So he did. He went up the stairs, looking at the different diving boards up close, until realising there were no more stairs. He was at the top.
He walked to the edge and looked down, BIG mistake. He quickly moved back, fell over and bounced on the diving board. His trunks were caught on the end of the board and he was flung into the air as his trunks were left behind.
He was naked and everybody could see.
"YAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" He screamed, as everybody started laughing at him. Then he bounced off the diving board once more to land in the pool, as everybody was rushing up to the top board.
They grabbed his Trunks and started teasing him, when one guy actually threw his Trunks. Ma towards where his Trunks were thrown and without noticing, smashed into the side of the pool and blacked out.
When he woke up, he was out of the water and on the floor. When he got up, he saw his Trunks next to him and put them on as fast as possible. When dressed (kinda), he looked up to find that everybody was gone. He also eyed the clock, which said 3:30. Hometime had passed, and he was still in the school. He dashed to the locker room, opened his locker and…
Nothing.
Max was confused for a minute, then it hit him.
They stole his clothes.
Max, realising the situation he was in, dashed outside and left his bike, just ran.
He was running through the streets with everybody staring at him, some laughing, some just plain confused. That was when he was running through a long line of gardens, divided by differently-coloured fences, when he realised he was almost home. In one garden, there was a guy preparing a barbecue. As you know, Max is very kind, so shouted, "Smells good!" because it did. The guy didn't thank him, just looked at him with a confused expression.
Max ran into another garden, where a dog was outside. The dog ran up to him, wanting to play. Now, as much as Max adored dogs, he didn't have time, so grabbed a random toy and threw it for the dog to fetch as a distraction. While the dog was running to get the toy, he continued running into the other gardens.
Then he recognised a garden so much, it made him realise he was home. He reached into his pocket to get the key that his Aunt had gave him to realise:
The pocket was in his other clothes.
But this problem was quickly resolved by climbing up the wall and into his window, which was open. He immediately took off his Trunks and put some other clothes on, then relaxed for a while.
"Wait, aren't I Spider-Man?"