Sorry I uploaded only twice today. I was out a lot and didn't feel like writing a lot since I wrote 3 chapters in one day. I made up for it at the end of the chapter. Our new 'friend' has got somethings to say.

I don't own Pokémon, Game Freak and Nintendo do. I was kidding about Ash running into our favorite red head in the last chapter. I thought I'd fuck around with you guys and sure enough I did. Ash will run into this time and have a battle. Also, if I were to give Ash one of the 3 Legendary Birds, which would it, be? He will not be getting another legendary in t

"Normal Speech"

"Move list"

"Dexter's Speech"

"Darkrai's speech"

If Ash got Darkrai as his Starter

Chapter 4

I'm Gonna Run to You!

It's been an hour or so and Ash was still walking on Route 1. He was tempted to just go home and give up until he saw a strange bird. "That has to be a Spearow. I can tell because of its shitty hair due." Ash started to sweat drop because as soon as he said that, the bird looked right at him, pissed off. "What are you mad at? Be happy the writer didn't make me throw a rock at you like I do in the TV Show." Ash yelled at the Spearow but it seemed to only make it madder. Spearow squawked so loudly that a flock of Spearow appeared. "Really, I had to open my mouth. Aw well at least I get to use you, go Darkrai, show those Spearow who's boss!" Ash said as he pointed to the Spearow but saw Darkrai taking a nap. "Great, here we go. Darkrai you piece of shit, wake up and use Dark Void!" Darkrai sprung up and saw the flock of Spearow and sweat dropped. "RUN!" That's exactly what they did. They ran, ran for their lives and hoped to get away.

Ash looked at Darkrai who was just speeding off into the shadows and knew he wouldn't catch up, he'd become Spearow Feed. "Darkrai, can't you just use Dark Void since it hits ALL of the Pokémon?" "Oh yea, that's right. Prepared to be nightmared you stupid Spearow" Darkrai made a black orb with a purple outline and made it split into tiny other orbs and put every single Spearow to sleep. They kept running so it wouldn't look like they did it until Ash ran into a red headed girl who was fishing.

The girl seemed to have 1 pig tail on the side of her hair. Her hair was orange and had viridian colored eyes. She seemed to be wearing overalls but the belly part wasn't there. She also seemed to be wearing short shorts. "What was that for you stupid kid? Were you running to me because of my charm?" The girl was now standing and glared down at Ash with anger in her eyes. "Charm, what charm. I don't see anything charmful of you." Ash said while burning you in the proses. "Alright you think you're smart huh? Well I claim we have a battle!" The girl was now very pissed with Ash at this point and wanted revenge. "I would love to battle, but I'm taking your bike instead. I don't want to make a little bitch cry to her mommy because she lost to a boy." Ash got on her bike and rode off into the distance. "Once I find you, you little fuck I'm coming for your blood. Nobody says that stuff about me! Even the reader agrees with me. I'm sure of it. Wait…you say we're perfect for each other and that you ship us? You're a fucking sicko."