The REAL Sound Nin- The Movie!

It was a big day in the life of Sarutobi Konohamaru. He had just heard some rather fantastic news; after a few years of being on a world tour, Uzumaki Naruto had finally returned to Konoha. Well, that wasn't all that 'new' news. Naruto had been back for about two months. But what WAS news was that he was putting on his first concert since coming back to Konoha. Konohamaru had been lucky to find the flier that he did.

And it was this afternoon.

So it was up to Konohamaru to gather up his friends, to attend the concert. There was no way he was missing this-Naruto was his idol, his role-model, his rival to overcome. Everyone had been rather surprised at the suddenness in change of Konohamaru's goals, from Hokage to Singer, and had thought he wouldn't last a week.

But he proved them wrong. He had Asuma hire the best vocal instructor around, and managed to practice almost nonstop; both his training as a ninja, and his training as a singer. So, it was a common occurrence for Konohamaru to sing as he walked.

And sing he did.

"There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
And some deer just went running by,
Ohhh, the trees green and bright on the earth rich
and brown, Just another Sunday morning
in my quiet ninja town."

Yup, he pretty much just sang what he saw. But this was a big day, and a day worth getting excited for.

But first, he needed to get home. He didn't have any money, and the show wasn't free.

"The sun is shining and the grass is green,
If you get above the trees I mean,
This is a day when it's hard to wear a frooowwwwn,
All, the happy people stop to say hello-"

"-Get out of my way!"

Well, everyone was happy except for that crazy Uchiha kid. All he did these days was rant about 'demons'.

'He isn't worth interrupting the song over!'

"Even though people's tempers are low,
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little ninja town!"

Konohamaru arrived at home, and walked into the house he shared with everyone else who had the last name "Sarutobi". Which meant that he lived with his uncle Asuma.

"Hey, kid. How's it going this morning?" Asuma had just woken up, and was in the process of making himself breakfast. He was hoping that Shikamaru would be able to stall Ino long enough that he'd actually get to eat in peace, before she arrived and demanded training. Because that meant that Chouji would arrive, and he'd have to lock up the pantries.

"Mornin'. Hey, Uncle, could I have twenty ryou to see a concert?" Konohamaru hoped for the exact opposite of Asuma; the sooner Team Ten arrived, the more likely that Asuma would just hand over the cash to get Konohamaru out of his hair, on top of everyone else.

"A concert? What the hell kind of concert happens at 11 am on a Sunday morning?"

"It's Naruto, Uncle… his first concert back here. I gotta go see it."

"All right kid, here's some money. Go have a good time, alright?"

As Konohamaru skipped away, Asuma began to plot.

'There's going to be a Naruto concert? Damn, I gotta go get a ticket, too! Thank God Konohamaru told me about it!' So happy was Asuma that he too began to sing.

"Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like-Oh man, what am I saying? He's a total brat! but he did tell me about the concert…
Oh, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure,
And a mind so open and pure,
Thank god we live in this quiet backwards ninja town!"

'Oh man, it's about time to clean out my room. I have to get rid of all these allergens, or I'm never going to breathe right!'

Udon was a finicky boy, but not by choice. Nature had limited his choices in life by making him allergic to pretty much everything. He had to pick and choose which symptoms he had to deal with daily, which was never a fun choice. Too many of his medicines couldn't be taken together, causing him to be allergic to something at any given time.

It was to this that Konohamaru arrived when he knocked on Udon's front door. Udon's mother answered, smiling as she saw Konohamaru at the door.

"Hi, is your son home?"

"Let me go get him…UDON! Get over here, one of your little friends is waiting!"

Udon grumbled to himself, 'Let them have to make choices like this and see how much they like to be rushed.' Regardless, he made his way to the front door, and greeted Konohamaru. Or tried to, as before he could say anything, Konohamaru was already talking.

"Udon… Naruto is having a concert today! We have to go!"

"No way! Let me go get my money!"

After picking up his money, Udon made his way back to the front door, only to be intercepted by his mother.

"Where do you think you're going? You have a doctor's appointment for your allergy shots! You know all those springtime flowers get to you!"

"But Mom….it's Naruto! I have to go," Udon whined. If he missed this, his friends would never let him live it down.

Udon's mom was a rather busy woman, being the head tailor for the ninja supplies store. She had to get to work soon, and had no time to argue this over with her son. She knew the second she left that her son would just leave anyway, so she might as well let him go with a warning.

"Fine, but if any of your allergies act up, it's your own fault!"

And with that, Naruto and Udon went running out, continuing to sing. Or rather Konohamaru sang. Udon had a pretty terrible voice, and no matter what he did, it always sounded like he was mumbling. So Udon left the singing up to the others.

"You can see the humidity in the air,
You see foreign ninjas, but you just don't care,
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown,
It's Sunday morning in our
quiet little prejudiced backwards ninja tooooowwwwwwn!"

Konohamaru and Udon ran downtown, to grab their next friend. Moegi's parents were rather strict, but believed anything Moegi told them. It'd be a cinch to grab her.

Luckily, they found her outside, hanging out on her front lawn.

"Moegi, we're going to Naruto's first concert here!"

After Moegi ran in to tell her parents that they were 'going out training all day', the three kids ran off to get the last person of their group.

Her house was a lot bigger then the other three's, and the people who lived there were a lot more intimidating. Fortunately, their last member had her father wrapped around her little finger.

In fact, said girl was sitting in her living room, reading a newspaper article with the headline "Uchiha Sasuke was once again found raving in public about demons. Motions to have him finally given over to the hospital for psychological evaluations are expected to finally pass."

When one of the branch members told her that her 'Little friends are here to see her', Hanabi hopped up and ran to the door.

"What are you guys doing here?"

Konohamaru merely held up the original flier he had found.

"OH MY GOD, YES! YESSSSSSSSS"

As the four kids left the Hyuuga compound (with several more Hyuuga following at a more sedate pace, after hearing the news and specifics of the concert), they began singing all together.

"Off to the concert we shall go,
Where we learn everything that we know,
Because Naruto teaches us what our parents don't have time to say!!!

And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Naruto is sweeeeet

(Hanabi piped up here): Super sweet!

Thank God we live in a quiet little prejudiced hypocritical backwards KOOOONOOOOOHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Author's Notes: Yes. It's exactly what you think it is. Someone made the bad move to suggest that I write a spin off musical for this fic, and I HAVE been looking for a good way to end it.

Unfortunately, I've only seen one real musical in my life (The Producers)… as well as this movie, and a bunch of Disney movies.

But the South Park movie…. That offered the most to this fic. It won't be an exact fusion (as a lot of things just don't translate well), but it WILL follow the same basic plot, with Konohamaru and friends taking on the roles of Stan and friends, with Naruto and Jiraiya replacing Terrence and Phillip. More will be expounded in further updates.

This is the first snippet (and only one written so far) of the REAL Sound Nin finale… But, since I'm not gonna work on it for a while, I figured that I might as well post this.