The Spankings Continue!
Chapter 3
Naruto: Kunoichi's Natural Enemy, or was he their Best Friend?
"For the second match of the first round of the Chuunin Exam Finals... Uchiha Sasuke vs. Kin Tsuchi."
The whole order of matches, and who was fighting who, had been changed from what it could have been. Different people won, setting the stage for a very different final round.
"Tch... When will I get an opponent worth my time?"
For one, Sasuke was not taught the chidori, nor was his training nearly as intense. After all, his first round opponent was NOT Gaara.
No, instead he was up against some random girl who got in by using genjutsu against Chouji.
'She isn't even worth the time of training for!'
Sasuke and Kakashi were expecting an easy fight, what with the fact that the Sharingan can't really be fooled by illusions. They didn't even bother with the dramatic entrance, and instead were there to watch Naruto's 'fight' against Temari.
"Please, it's you who's not worth my time. Maybe if you were half the man your teammate seems to be... But I don't like playing with little boys."
Sasuke stopped at that.
He had heard of Naruto's match in the prelims, and he had seen the match with his own eyes against Temari. He hadn't blushed that much in a long time.
But now his face was red with anger.
How dare this girl imply he wasn't manly!? He was an Uchiha, the manliest of manly men in all of Konoha!
He conveniently chose not to remember the hour he had spent picking out his outfit for the finals, nor how long it had taken him to figure out if he should redo his hair. Nope, that didn't make him any less manly.
But now someone was going to say that NARUTO was manlier then he? Hell fucking no! If Naruto could spank some bitches into submission, then Sasuke could to!
He wouldn't even need his Sharingan for this...
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"I can't believe Sasuke was THAT stupid... This match was a sure lock! How did he lose?"
Even as Kakashi despaired, and many in the audience looked shocked, a number of them laughed at the hilarity of the whole thing.
The match was short. After their brief exchange of insults, Sasuke quickly moved in to grapple the girl to get her into position for her 'punishment' for insulting his manhood.
Not even activating his Sharingan, he failed to notice the girl had prepared the arena the night before, with several of her senbon-bells in various areas, waiting for her to activate her genjutsu.
However... she didn't even need to use any of them.
No, the second Sasuke reached to grab her and pull her down she reacted as most girls would: She screeched, and kicked him in the balls.
Sasuke hadn't thought that she would react like that (because it hadn't happened to Naruto), and hadn't even thought to protect his precious Uchiha junk.
Many men in the audience (most notably the Kazekage, who Sarutobi merely assumed had once had a similar thing happen to him) winced in sympathy.
The wincing turned to squirming when the Sound kunoichi grounded her heel into his crotch for good measure.
It took Kiba and Chouji holding her back to stop Sakura from flying into the arena to kill the girl.
So, Sasuke lost what should have been a 'sure thing'.
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The other rounds continued, none of them as exciting as the first two.
Shikamaru (who had defeated Akado Yoroi) lost to Neji (Who had deafeated Hinata), who's skill and strength was too much for Shikamaru to strategize his way around.
Shino (who had defeated Zaku) won by forfeit againt Kankurou (Who had defeated the really stretchy guy who's name no one ever remembers).
And Gaara (who had defeated Lee) literally crushed Dosu.
Orochimaru had not initiated the invasion yet, because frankly, he was not very impressed with Sasuke's performance. Not only that... but there was no opportune moment yet for him to do so. Gaara certainly didn't seem prepared to transform and set off the initial havoc, even if Kabuto performed the genjutsu.
So he decided to wait.
And thus started Round 2... Naruto vs. Kin.
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Naruto walked down into the arena, ready to beat up the girl who had presumed to defeat HIS rival. Well, he wasn't really that upset... He HAD done better then Sasuke already, which technically made him the stronger ninja. He was ready to go down there for a normal, Kage Bunshin filled fight. No spankings or anything.
He was ready... He was pumped... He was going to win!
Kin, though... She had different ideas.
Naruto was confused at the strange way Kin seemed to be staring at him, as they squared off, waiting for the ref to start the fight.
Perhaps if it had been aimed at someone else, he would have recognized it for the leer it was.
Up in the audience, Ino, Hinata, and Sakura certainly did.
"The first match of the second round of the Chuunin Exams finals will now... BEGIN!"
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Naruto opened up by charging Kin, who opted to dodge out of the way.
Naruto decided to up the ante, and created a few Kage Bunshins.
Kin retaliated by activating some of her illusions.
Since the main one she used just created multiple copies of herself to confuse her opponents... it was sort of like she had countered with a more effective version of the basic Bunshin.
The audience cheered as the fight raged, Naruto attempting to catch the real Kin, and Kin attempting lure him into one of her more dangerous genjutsu.
Just as it seemed that Naruto had stumbled into one of the areas she had seeded with a more dangerous genjutsu-senbon, several Kage Bunshins popped up out of nowhere and dog piled her.
The real Naruto approached them, and before he could say anything, Kin spoke up.
"So... How did you know which was the real me?"
Naruto, slightly disturbed by the incredibly shark-like grin that Kin was sporting, paused a moment before replying.
"Hah! I may not be an Inuzuka, but I do have a good nose! And, for whatever reason, partway through the match I noticed that you smelled differently then your illusions... In fact, it was kinda the same way that that Temari girl smelled at the end of her match, come to think of it..."
"So, what are you going to do now? I'm not just going to give up... You're going to have to EARN your victory. Or are you not man enough?"
Naruto bristled at that. He was very much a man, thank you very much.
However... Even he realized this was unusual. It almost seemed like... She wanted him to do it? It was clear even to him that she seemed to be challenging him to treat her like he did his last two opponents.
And if his opponent wanted him to do something in a fight, well... It was generally a good idea to do the opposite.
So he smirked down at the Kunoichi, still held in place on the floor by numerous Kage Bunshins.
"Please... Why should I do it? I already have you beat... Why the heck should I bother to go that far?"
They were speaking relatively quietly, and with the roar of the crowd, not many could make out what they were saying.
Of course, with the way Naruto stared down at her smirking, held down similarly to the way Temari had been last round... Many people were forming their own ideas of what was going on.
"NARUTO, YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO! SPANK THAT BITCH'S ASS!"
Pausing, Naruto turned up to where the shout originated, and groaned.
Kiba and Chouji had apparently written something on the opposite side of their 'Naruto Kicks Ass' sign.
Now, it read 'Naruto Spanks Ass!' With a crude drawing of Naruto, hand held high. with a faceless brunette bent over his lap.
He was actually kind of surprised that none of the girls they were sitting with had seemed to notice (or maybe it was care?) about the sign change.
Naruto, about to call over the ref and have him declared the winner, was interrupted by his fallen foe.
"Well... I would imagine that a Konoha ninja like you would take any chance he could to get information out of an enemy like me. Or at least, that's what a smart ninja would do."
Naruto turned his gaze back upon the girl, who was again looking rather... smug? She was goaded him into doing something, to be sure.
"... And what kind of information would this be, that you would want me to publicly humiliate you to get?"
"Well, you'll just have to find out, won't you? Now are you a man or what?"
He knew something was up. The way she was acting just didn't make any sense. It was clear that she WANTED him to spank her. She was even giving him an incentive to do so. As far as he knew, none of the other girls actually liked the idea of him spanking them... But this girl was willing to actively betray her village if he did it?
However... It wasn't like Naruto was a eunuch. He HAD enjoyed his last two fights. Even if he felt a little embarrassed for liking it... He couldn't deny that it felt good to touch girls there. And, well... This one was pretty much saying that if he didn't do so, he wouldn't be a real man?
"... Fine then... If you want it so badly..."
And the roar of the young men (and older perverts) in the audience grew as Naruto once again found himself seated on a kage-bunshin-henged-chair, with an attractive girl on his knee.
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Up in the Kage Booth, Orochimaru was nervous. He was able to read lips, and while he couldn't see Kin's face from his angle, he COULD see Naruto's. And even just 'hearing' his half of the conversation... Well, he realized his cover might be blown before Gaara was ready.
'Damnit! Why is it that every ninja I recruited for Oto had to be either completely asexual, or a pervert on a level close to Jiraiya?'
Because of the rampant perversion of some of his ninjas, and because he actually wanted work to get done, Orochimaru had forbidden such interactions (or intercourse, as the case may be) between his ninja, because he felt it would lower their productivity. He allowed them to do what they wished by themselves in the privacy of their own homes, of course, but fraternization of the sort that caused repercussions that could cause him to lose valued members of his Kunoichi elite (more of them existed then you'd imagine, surprisingly... Rumors that there would be no sexual harassment in Otogakure brought women in droves) was unacceptable.
'Maybe I should amend that ruling, so that situations like this don't happen again?'
Ironically, that thought was immediately followed by one of how, after executing his attack on Konoha, and leaving it in ruins, he planned to dress Sasuke when he finally joined up with Sound.
Perverts, indeed.
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It seemed that the young Ms. Tsuchi had come to this fight prepared… Or, for most people in this situation, as unprepared as possible. Not really in the mood to be kind or pleasant about this, Naruto had swiftly yanked up her shirt, and then pulled down her pants, revealing a completely bare bottom.
Of course, due to how she was placed on her lap, he noticed something else many in the audience missed.
'Why is my leg wet...? Hey! That's the same smelling stuff that I noticed coming from that Temari girl... Wait... I remember learning something about this from those sex-ed classes they made us take last year in the academy. She's... getting ready for sex? My god, she's a pervert!'
It all fell into place in Naruto's mind. Pushing aside the odd thought in his mind of why Temari had been wet, too (because, really, that wasn't something he felt he could deal with at the moment), his smirk grew.
'I am the man! But wait, what about Sakura-chan? I like her! But... It was her idea for me to do this kind of thing in the first place. Maybe she wants me to do this to her?'
Kin began to feel frustrated at the lack of spankage she was getting, and began to squirm about in Naruto's lap. This quickly brought his thoughts away from the path they had been traveling, something Naruto was rather upset about.
Firmly placing his right hand on her lower back, Naruto brought his left down in a stinging swat, eliciting something between a moan and a yelp from the girl.
"Stop moving about... Or do you not want me to do this?"
That brought Kin's movement to a halt for a few seconds, in which Naruto decided that he'd just have to ask someone else what the heck was going on with all the girls he had met/knew, because none of this was making sense to him.
But hey, he was going to roll with the moment.
It didn't hurt that people (even if they were all just the perverted guys he knew/were about his age/were not sitting with their wives/girlfriends) were cheering him on.
As Kin started to squirm again, Naruto brought his hand down again.
"Well... Don't you seem to like this:SLAP: I'm surprised... Most girls :SLAP: wouldn't react so excitedly over :SLAP: something like :SLAP: this ."
Kin began to pant, as Naruto got more and more into it, making snide comments at her even as he brought his hand down to varying areas of her ass.
Naruto stopped for a moment, slowly massaging her behind, before posing a question.
"Now... What is it that you want to tell me?"
In between deep breaths, Kin managed to cough a reply out.
"You'll have to do a lot more before you get that out of me-eeeEEEEE!"
Halfway through her reply, Naruto had realized that his left leg, the one closer to Kin's lower body, was starting to go numb.
So, as she replied, he moved it a bit, even as he brought his hand down in another slap.
However, what he hadn't realized was now his knee was directly rubbing against Kin's... lower parts. And it was made more noticeable when he practically forced the two together when he spanked her.
'Man... I'm totally gonna have to change out of these pants before my next match.'
Seeing that this might be an effective technique, Naruto continue to move his knee around slightly in that same area, even as he continued to spank her, bringing even better results then before.
"So :SLAP: are you :SLAP: going to :SLAP: tell me :SLAP: what I :SLAP: want to know :SLAP:? Or am I going to have to stop?"
At that, Naruto lowered her hand to her butt, and continued massaging it as he had last time he posed a question. However, this time he did so deliberately lower then he would have dared before, closer to a spot that he figured would have gotten him castrated if this fight hadn't been as bizarre as it was.
'Man... Thank God for Iruka amending the sex-ed courses to include defenses against courtesan-type Kunoichi tactics... Even if he didn't mean to, the counter-tactics are so worth it!'
Naruto had never imagined that they were actually true, or that he'd ever get the chance to test them... But it would have been very silly for a ninja school to completely ignore a common ninja tactic.
Kin, unknown to him, had already orgasmed twice- It was the reason why his knee had gotten so damn wet. A small one from his early spanks, and a much larger one when he began actively working with his knee.
Kin, like many Sound ninja, was something of a deviant. Many who first came to Otogakure were in fact completely normal… But after living a stressful life in a place where it's hard to gain release… Well, your tastes start to get more and more outlandish. Anything that could get you off became good.
For Kin… Well, she liked the idea of being dominated. Never quite a submissive herself, of course (because that sort of thing quickly led to Very Bad Things in Otogakure), but she definitely liked the idea of a man who would take her by the reins and do with her what he will.
And after seeing Naruto's first match against Ino… She fixated on the idea of spanking.
For her, this was amazing.
And now... Now she was ready to talk.
"Orochimaru... Orochimaru is planning to invade... sometime during the tournament... He's replaced the Kazekage..."
Though she had finally said it, from the position of her head at the time (facing downwards), and the volume she had spoken it at (intermixed with panting, and rather quiet), no one else had heard but Naruto.
Naruto's hand snapped to a halt. In fact, it snapped forward.
Unfortunately (or rather, very fortunately), his hand had slipped a lot lower then he had expected.
Kin let out a loud, squealing moan, before slumping down, completely exhausted.
Naruto was frozen, knowing abstractly where his hand was now located, and wondering when he was going to be killed for it being there. He also noted that it was a lot warmer then he had expected, but was pretty much as wet as he had imagined.
Silence filled the arena. Many male civilians were wondering why the fuck they hadn't attended the ninja academy themselves, if this was how shinobi got to fight, and many male ninja were wishing that they got into sex-fights as often as this kid seemed to. The women, on the other hand, seemed mixed between 'Kill the bastard now!', 'This is what ninja do??', and 'Why the heck do the enemy ninja I fight not get me off sometime in the middle of it?'.
And then, it began.
Naruto looked up, to see Kiba stand up, and began clapping slowly.
Next to him, Chouji stood up too, and joined in on the clapping.
A few ninjas seated around them also stood up, and in several places in the audience, more men stood up and began applauding.
More and more men (and a very few women) rose, and the applause grew to be tumultuous.
It was the first slow clap ever recorded in Chuunin exam history.
The sound of the exam proctor declaring Naruto the winner rang out over the applause, even as Naruto stood up, still holding Kin, to bring her back to the contestants booth, and to quietly sneak off to inform someone about what he had just learned.
Oh, and to find a clean pair of pants, too. His smelled kinda fishy now.
Author's Notes: Yeah, I hadn't thought this would be the fic I picked back up first, after my time of not writing. Life has been going pretty shitty so far, and I've been having to deal with some irritatingly stressful stuff as of late. It's killed a lot of motivation for writing, for sure.
But, someone managed to prod me into writing this next snippet, which did turn out longer then I expected. Then again, some semblance of plot aspects (like the little scene where I mentioned what happened in the other fights, and who beat who in the prelims) were added. Not sure why I left them in for the final draft, as this almost certainly is crack without plot, but whatever.