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"It's a girl." Jiraiya was wide eye'd, obviously he was in about as much shock as I was in. But at the same time, looking back, it kind of made a good deal of sense. I knew whoever my father was had to have been a shinobi. My chakra coils were to advanced, and my reserves were huge. I just hadn't thought in a million years my father would be Jiraiya, the toad sannin.
I found myself standing to walk away, I needed a minute to center myself. To reevaluate everything so I had a plan moving forward in this. My eyes moved briefly to Minato, ever so Briefly, yet he seemed to catch my eyes and hold my gaze. I also needed to figure out what the fuck I'm doing about him.
So I plopped down on the grass outside, getting into meditation as I let my thoughts run wild. I needed to do a recheck of everything. 'So, I'm the daughter of Natume Suki, and Jiraiya the man that not only trained the future fourth hokage but Naruto as well. Kushina and Minato fall in love, then bam! A baby pops out about ten years from now. In a few years Minato becomes a jonin gets a genin team. Then shit really hits the fan.' I relaxed into my pose, unknowing beginning to mumble to myself.
'Rin gets kiddynapped, then Obitobi gets all crushed, then goes all evil and shit cause Madara's a dick, a sexy dick, but still a dick. People die, Obitobi starts a war, batshit crazy goddesses. Awesome and loved characters dropping like flies. Not to mention i'm pretty tempted to completely fuck all this up from the beginning by destroying the minakush ship. The only difference in all this shit is I'm here now. I don't remember him having a daughter, maybe I was meant to die before anyone could actually meet me? Yeah, No. Fuck that.'
I paused for a moment, a light frown washing across my face unknowingly mumbling to Minato who had walked out to watch me by this point 'If I do decide to destroy the ship though would Naruto even exist anymore? I like him, but do I like him enough to risk my own happiness? If I 'persuade' his father then that could mean he'd never exist. I mean I know I'm a selfish bitch, but am I that selfish?'
Another pause as I thought over just how self I was, and if I wanted to completely destroy my favorite T.V show so that I could have Minato all to myself…..Whoever sent me here made a huge error in judgement. 'I am that selfish.' My eyes opened in that moment, I knew what I had to do from this point an. Locking with those same blue eyes.
"Naruto's a nice name." I closed my eyes then opened them once again, wondering how long he had been standing there. "Yeah, It is, I think it's something I'll name my first son." Our first son, cause you're gonna be mine capiche? He just blinked at me, one eyebrow raised in return to my blank look.
"Nagi!" My mother popped her head out, I twitched at her. "Yes?" She grinned at me, eyes moving from me to Minato twice before finally. "We have a lot to talk about." These works, from my mother's mouth made me half tempted to book it out of there. However, it would do me no good to run away so I stood. Dusting the grass from my arse before following her and the blonde into the house.
"So, as your father I feel like Jiraiya deserves the right to get to know you. So Jiraiya and I have decided that You'll be spending the next several months with him." She raised her eyebrow at me, daring me, challenging me. "Why should I uproot my life so he can get to know me?" My nose crinkled, raised in defiance. I didn't like to be told what to do.
"You'll get to see Konoha, think of it as a small vacation." Temptation, damn, she knew how to get me didn't she. Sneaky, unbelievably sneaky. Amy's voice boomed through my mind for half a second. "I'd give anything to see Konoha in person, it had to be so pretty." I internally sighed, then agreed. "Alright, fine." Jiraiya sagged in relief.
"I know you don't know me, but I have full intentions on showing you that I'm someone you can rely on." His senser words made me blink. Then I closed my eyes centered myself, opened them. "Prove it." He'd have to prove it, it was hard for me to trust people. I loved Jiraiya from the show, I knew he was trustable so obviously he had that going for him. But if he wanted to be my father, he'd have to prove that he was worthy of being my father.
After that I went to my room, looking around it slowly to help judge what I was going to bring. Making a mental note to let all my employers know that I was leaving with my father. They wouldn't mind, the doctor I helped out for experience anyway. The mistress would tease me a little but other than that I'd be good. The farmer was more or less helping me out by giving me a job. Though I did like to think he liked my company.
A screech, snap, then I was moving lazily to my window. Elbow resting on it, a man dangling upside down from my tree trap. "You fell for one of the oldest traps out there huh." My eyes moving briefly to the door as Minato and Jiraiya came through it. They were a bit slow getting here in my opinion but hey, we couldn't all be as badass as I was.
"Sooo, tell me. Who sent you?" I pulled a kunai from one of the storage seals in my weapons pouch. Twirling it as I watched him, the man in return snorted. "I'm more scared of my boss then I am of you little girl." Now why did everyone think I was a little girl? I mean sure I was short as fuck, but I had a good size chest and hips. If anything I looked older than twelve. So fuck these guys.
"Really now. I wonder how quick you'll bleed out after I castrate you." An honest curiosity I had, I was slightly excited to see. Then he screeched like a little girl, trying to wiggle away from me in horror as my kunai got closer and closer. Who's the little girl now? Then finally, "No! Stop please, I'll tell you."
I paused, blinking at him, a scowl working it's way across my face. I was looking forward to the castration. Jiraiya gave a snicker from behind me, but I paid him no mind as I continued my interrogation. "So get on with it, who sent you?" He gulped then stuttered out quickly, panicked when my kunai 'Accidentally' bumped him, slicing through his pants and leaving a small cut right beside his 'special area'.
"M-my boss. Hakashima Yuta." My head bobbed lightly as if in understand, he released a breath in relief while I asked. "Who?" my kunai moving between my fingers thoughtfully, trying to recall in I knew anyone by that name. It didn't ring any bells for me. "He's the one who's been sending us to the brothel."
Now that rung a bell, one that had a dark smile curling across my face. "You killed two of his best men, he wanted payback." This guy could never be a Ninja, it was terrible how much information he was offering up in that moment. I was half tempted to just killing him but I figured his willingness to supply information could help me in the end.
"So he sent you to kill me?" I was purposely baiting him, seeing if he would take the bait. Giving him something to fall back on. Pretending like I knew everything, like I was blindly assuming what he was here for. "Yes." He nodded his head quickly, a smirk crawled across my face because I had just gotten a nibble.
"Those were your orders?" He nodded again quickly. "No, they weren't and here I thought I would let you live after this. Those weren't your orders, what were they really?" He stiffened, another screech leaving him when I purposely ran my kunai up his thigh. "HE WANTED ME TO TAKE YOU."
I paused, tears running down his forehead and into his hair. 'What a pussy.' I had only really knicked him at this point. And here I thought I would get to try out the different torture methods in my book. Pitty. "Why?" He started breathing heavily, face turning a little red, more than likely from hanging upside down so long.
"You completely destroyed seven of his men and killed two of his best. He wants you." My head cocked to the side thoughtfully. Contemplating his response, whatever shall I do from this point on? Well. I cut him down, watching with satisfaction as he crashed to the ground, his arm going limp as he cried out in pain. Probably broken.
"Tell your boss if he wants me, he'll have to come get me." I shut my window, then turned to Jiraiya and Minato. Minato's eyes were narrowed at me, "Why'd you release him?" My hand immediately landed on my hip.
"Why not? If he comes back I have more traps set and I'll just kill him or anyone they send." Jiraiya shook his head lightly then looked me over thoughtfully. "How long have you been training to be a ninja?" I looked him over silently, contemplating my answer before finally. "Many years now."
His eyebrows pulled together as I waved my hand dismissively, strolling over to my mirror to look myself over thoughtfully. He left, and I sat down, pulling my hair from it's bun and letting it cascade down my back so I could braid it for the night. An exhale of breath from my left let me know that Minato hadn't left. "The fuck are you still doing in here?"
He sighed at me, honestly sighed at me, fucking blondes man, fucking blondes. "Incase of an attack I am to stay in here." I blinked, my eyebrows pulling together. "Is Jiraiya staying with my mother?" He gave a nod and I walked past him to open my door. "Jiraiya." His head popped out from my mother's room. "Yes Nagi?"
I narrowed my eyes at him shit eat grin, "If I end up with a sibling by the end of this visit, i'm going to castrate you." Maybe it was the fact that I had almost castrated someone else, or maybe it was the look on my face, or maybe just the threat in general that made his face go pale white.
"Ne, Nagi-chan. Why is your hair so long?" Minato asked. Directly. Behind. Me. My spin stiffened, his hand running through my hair thoughtfully. Nails scrapped against my scalp and I melted, sighing and leaning against him. A chuckle and I realized what was happening, I grunted. Yanking away from him and turning around with a glare at him.
"Leave my hair alone." His hands were held up by his head, a smile on his face. "Sorry, your hair is just very beautiful." Minato and his hair fetish strikes again, I fucking knew he had one. If she were here right now I'd make Amy give me my money. Then again, I could use this to my advantage. Tempting.
"Thanks." My grumble made his smile widened, I internally stored everything he was doing away. This was Minato, he was highly intelligent and he did nothing without reason. Argo, he was doing everything he was doing for a reason. I think originally people forget that, just how intelligent he is. That's his fault though, he dumbs himself down with the things he says the things he does. Trying to downplay how smart and powerful he is all the time.
I hummed to myself, hurriedly braiding my hair into two separate braids. Minato watching me as I pulled my blanket back then glanced back at him. "There are blankets in the corner, you can use em." I turned away from him to sleep, I had a full day ahead of me tomorrow. I listened to him move around for a few minutes before I allowed myself to slip into light sleep.
I woke up reluntically, my eyes opening. Grumbling darkly under my breath while letting the world come into focus. My eyes unsurprisingly being drawn to Minato's blonde hair. He was obviously asleep, against my door…. Yeah, I sat up. Wondering why he chose the door, it wasn't the best vantage point in my room. If anything my bed was at the best vantage point.
Though that's probably why he chose the door, it was second best, yet at the same time it would leave his back exposed. To say a paper bomb, a kunai through the back. I didn't understand why he chose it, but I shrugged nonetheless. Gathering my cloths for the day, I walked over to him. My hand landed on his shoulder.
He went stiff, arm wrapping around me, bring me to his chest. A kunai suddenly in the back of my neck. He blinked at me about three times, before his eyes went from a dark deadly blue to their normal calm blue color. His kunai lowering, "I'm sorry." I shifted on him. He stiffened, clearing his throat, red tinting his cheeks.
"Hey! Stop." He stopped me from moving, more specifically off of him. And when I felt why through my night pants I grinned at him. Eyebrows wiggling suggestively. "Got a bit of a morning problem?" I've come to accept that I was wrong, that this was wrong. I didn't give a fuck though, he was legal technically after becoming a genin so as far as I was concerned we were good.
Don't look at me like that, It's not like I was gonna engage in anything with him until he was at least seventeen or eighteen so leave me the hell alone. That sounded worst, fuck you guys. He looked eighteen, he acted eighteen. Argo he was eighteen, don't give me any shit on this.
I had the slight urge to slam my head against a wall repeatedly but resisted. Minato had taken to stiffly staring at me, while I stared right back at him. My mouth opened, "Don't make that face, it makes you look a little. Hard pressed." His face contorted into a look of absolute wonder. Cheeks still a like pink, eyes wide, mouth gaped open.
My inner pervert thought of another horrible joke and before I could help myself. "Working hard. Or just hardly working?" you know cause he looked like he was about too… yeah, let's move on and pretend like this never happened.
His face went redder, and before he could form a coherent sentence (because the stuttering he was doing wasn't a sentence, pretty sure he wasn't even speaking Japanese at this point) the door opened with enough force to knock him on top of me. Our heads clicking together painfully. I gunted, Minato who groaned, using one hand beside my head to hold himself up. And the other to lightly message his temples.
"Oh my." My mother's hand going to her mouth in shock, Jiraiya's eyes narrowed at the both of us. I didn't blame them, this position did look comparmissing, Argo it would look like…. My mother hurriedly closed the door, Minato watching them go, mortified. While I just laid under him, wondering what the fuck was wrong with parents here.
My old mother would have had a spasm attack before snatching the both of us up and going into full tangam. After that we would never be aloud to be left alone again, seriously, my parents this go around obviously had a few issues. "I know it's hard for you to register the fact that we are in a compromising position caught by adults. But could you get up?"
I could have easily got up and moved him myself, but the blush that graced his face was worth my words. Mortification growing, Minato hurriedly pushed away from me. Then sat leaning against the door, cheeks still dusted a very bright shade of red. My eyes rolled to the ceiling, trying to remind myself that he was a cute little cinnamon roll and I didn't need to corrupt him….. Yet.
Though when I did look back at him I couldn't help but notice his issue hadn't went down yet and this lead to…. "I know your happy to see me, but damn, you can't be that happy." His eyes went wider, hand instantly going to cover himself, while I stood. He awkwardly followed my movements, looking extremely unsure. I decided to take pity on him. "Bathrooms down the hall you pervert you." Well, in my own special way that is.
The way his eyes narrowed at me made my smirk (that I had been wearing the last several minutes) broaden. He just continued to glare at me while I walked around the room gathering my cloths. I stopped, right in the middle of my room, had a small stare down with him. My hands slide to my nightshirt, he stuttered, stumbled. Then was out my room before I could even move it up an inch to take it off.
The hilarity of the situation got to me, as I threw my head back and laughed, hurriedly changing into my cloths. He just made it to easy, seriously he did. I was probably a little mentally messed up but my fucks meter had went from about a five to a negative twenty. In other words I gave no fucks. This was about my happiness, and my happiness revolves around getting Minato and keeping him happy so, Yeah. I had about ten years to make this happen and there really wasn't any reason to waist a second of it ya know?
When I had walked out the room, dressed in another battle kimono, my sandals on, my hair pulled up in a bun. I was met with a nervous Minato, my mother and Jiraiya looking serious. "Take a seat Nagi-chan." My eyebrow went to my hairline as I did as I was told. Glancing briefly at the clock on the wall to judge the time.
"Now, Jiraiya and I think it's appropriate to have a very serious conversation with you two. One that involves the consequences of sex and….." I stood before she could finish her sentence. "Yeah, no. I already know all this. I'm going to leave, but blondie here can have himself a good ole time." So I left, walking into the yard to lightly meditate while Minato got 'the talk' Yeah, I was internally laughing at his ass. Seriously felt bad for him in that moment regardless.
I felt even worse when he walked out the house completely white mumbling to himself. It was obvious he had been traumatized by whatever those two had told him. Considering who had given him the talk I wasn't that surprised. While we were walking I finally stopped slightly fed up my his mumbles, there was no way in hell he was that clueless on this subject.
"Someone had to have explained sex to you before this blondie." He stopped as well, shifting uncomfortable. "They haven't."
"What about your parents?" His face went blank, a far away look entering his eyes. "KIA." I frowned at this, understanding washing over me. He was an orphan then, I hadn't known that. I just figured that his parents were never mentioned. "Sorry to bring it up then."
I really was, despite being a complete bitch I didn't like it when the people around me were upset in any way. Or when I inadvertently caused them to be upset, and Minato was now one of my people. Don't give me shit, I'll go straight up yandere on your asses. Don't test me i've already got plans on kidnapping Minato and keeping him locked away if worst comes to worst. Or just straight up killing Kushina. The later will be hard to pull off cause of Kurama and shit, but hey, du fuck not right?
"What about your team? I thought teams were carried out in squads of three."
"KIA." Shit, I could never just ask the right questions could I. Minato just seemed to frown now, looking to the ground. "Sorry I brung it up." I was apologizing to much and a depressed Minato wasn't my cup of tea soooo….
"Have you ever heard of a bat-spider?" My random question caused him to look up to me, confused. "A what?"
" A bat-spider, do you know what crack is?" He shook his head at me. "It's a drug that gives you endless energy. It has horrible side effects." He blinked at me and I continued. "A bat was minding its own business when it came across a spider that was on this drug called crack. The bat ended up also taking the drug. They breeded and made a Bat-spider."
"You following me?" He gave a slow nod. "The Bat-spider is always on crack because it was addicted as a baby, it goes around yelling GIMME DAT CRACK, at random people." I let my face fall blank. Put my hands in front of my face. The yanked them away suddenly with Jazz hands. "GIMME DAT CRACK!"
Minato just looked at me like I was crazy, then erupted into laughter. A huge smile overtaking his face. I stopped my jazz hands and watched him do so with satisfaction. Glad I could made him laugh after bringing up something so terrible for him.
"Did you make up that story to make me laugh?" Trust him to be a sharp one, now he was grinning at me. I turned up my nose at him in return. "No, don't be stupid." The I clocked his upside the head and continued on my way to the brothel. Minato following behind me with a grin on his face. (You know cause he was obviously a masochist and liked the abuse, my mind wondering if when he was older he'd like the abuse while…. Yeah, moving on.)
The world around me shifted, and before I could responde I was dragged into the bushes. Minato's hand over my mouth as two men walked by. "She wasn't there." My gaze turned to the sky when I saw smoke coming up from the direction of my home. "Looks like she isn't at home either, that whores daughters a slippery one." Those bastards, how dare they insult my mother.
Minato's hands tightened around me like a vice and I was only slight surprised to find that I couldn't escape his hold. With great annoyance I licked his hand. Which he immediately retracted with a look of utter bewilderment on his face. "Did you just lick my hand?"
"You were trying to silence me." No one silenced me, I was unsilenceable…. Unless my mother told me to be silent…. Moving on, I hurriedly made my way to the brothel. Minato following after me. "You aren't worried about your mother?" His 'Innocent' question didn't go unnoticed by me.
"Is your sensei Illiterate?" He belched, then quickly shook his head at me. "No." I nodded moving into a sprint when I saw smoke begin to rise. "Well, then mother will be fine, she's perfectly capable of defending herself." My mother was no ninja, but she'd slice someone open with her fans and walk away while they bleed out. She was in my opinion a badass.
Minato nodded in agreement, and as I opened the brothel doors my stomach dropped at what I saw….
So, a cliffy or twenty never hurt anyone ya know? Nagi taking it back for the bad bitches out there. I seriously love writing her because she just doesn't give a shit. Anyway, there's sexual violence, and more violence and murder and other twisted yet fun shit in the next chapter. This is pretty much a pre chapter warning cause I'm just like ehh, about adding one into the next chapter. I might or I might not. Decisions. Constructive criticism is always welcome. Till next time.
Music of the chapter: Currently listening to Addicted by Saving Abel.