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I get up early every morning, I got up early and trained every. Single. Morning. But, I hated getting up early, I was by no means a morning person. It normally took my alarm going off three times, then my mother getting me up. For me to actually, well, face the fucking day ahead. Seriously, what was so wrong with sleeping in? Why couldn't that little fucker just leave me the hell alone?
To whom am I talking about you may ask? "Nagi-chan we need to head out soon."
"Leave me alone Minato." An intake of breath directly beside me as I snuggle into my bed further. I managed to blink myself awake when Jiraiya burst into hysteria. Annoyed by the entire situation. Only to stiffen when I felt arms around my waist.
At that moment I became wide awake, locking eyes with those familiar blue. I tried to rip myself away from him, but his arms just tightened around my waist. Holding me in place as if it was the easiest thing in the world. That smile on his face, damn, what the fuck did I get myself into with him? The boy was smooth, maybe a little to smooth.
His eyes were bright, mocking me, amused. "Let me go Blondie." He blinked slowly at me, as if the thought of letting me go hadn't even crossed his mind. Eyebrows pulled together, "What happened to Minato? Or even better Minato-kun."
You know what, just fuck it, completely and utterly fuck it. It's about time I show him who the true boss is in this relationship. He needs to learn while he's young so that he doesn't take my kindness as something else. (Cough weakness Cough) So I rolled us over, straddling his waist. His eyes went wide, Arms still holding strong onto me. Leaning down I watching in satisfaction as he closed his eyes. I almost felt bad for...
"Ehhh." His arms released me and I sprang up, appearing on the opposite side of the clearing. A huge grin on my face as he swiped at his face in revulsion. "Did you just lick me?" And of course, this called for.
"You better believe it," Wiggling my eyebrows at him. Cause you know how you lick ah…. Yeah.. moving on. Minato continued to swipe at his cheek and I just watched him do so thoughtfully highly satisfied but thoughtfully. Jiraiya still having a jolly good time laughing at our expense. Huh, jolly, and he has grey hair, all that's missing is the beard. I snorted at my own thought process, something that Minato narrowed his eyes at.
The hairs on the back of my neck stood on end and I dodged to the left, just in time too. Because the little fucker had tried to pick me up. For what reason, I have no idea, but he did pause when I had dodged. This gave me the opportunity to duck down, swiping his legs out from under him. I did a back handspring to avoid being by him when I did so.
He was almost instantly on his feet, poster stiff as he watched me calculatively. Well, shit. Jiraiya seemed to pull himself together long enough to clear his throat. "We need to leave out now if we want to make it back to Konoha sometime today." Minato shook his head, composing himself before shooting me a look then turning to Jiraiya. He wants to play does me? Well fucking bring it, i'll play this fucking game. You'll be a nervous wreck by the time i'm done with you.
"Alright Sensei." Jiraiya shifted uncomfortably, and I grunted deciding to just flat out give the blonde the silent treatment. After all, if you have nothing nice to say, well depending on the situation (Example, trying to seduce said person) then you shouldn't say it at all. (But in any other situation speak your mind and tell anyone that gets offended to fuck off)
So we took off into the forest around us, in the direction of Konoha. "So, what are you planning on doing when you get settled in Nagi-chan?" Did you hear something? Because I most certainly did not.
"Nagi-chan?" Huh, shit am I being haunted? That must be what it is, damn and I thought I was doing good avoiding ancient burial grounds. Minato's eyebrows pulled together, confused, weary.
"Are you carrying your things in storage scrolls?" Jiraiya asked, and I glanced at him from the corner of my eye in acknowledgment. "Yes, drew them myself actually. It's really cool being able to make em, especially with how expensive they can be."
This was the absolute truth, those things were so expensive. I was a cheap person as well so when I found out how to make them? Well, you bet your ass I jumped on that opportunity. "You know how to draw the seal for storage scrolls?" Holy shit, what the fuck why was there a ghost stalking me? Seriously mister ghost leave me the fuck alone.
Jiraiya snorted, amused as he asked. "How'd you learn to draw storage scrolls?" I thought it over for a minute, contemplating my answer. "Well, a merchant comes into our town every once and awhile. He somehow got his hands on an Uzumaki scroll that had detail depictions on Fuinjutsu. The storage scroll seal was in it, so." I shrugged, what can I say. I was a lucky bitch.
"N-nagi-chan, are you ignoring me?" Was it emotionally abusive to ignore a ghost? Maybe? Nah, ghosts obviously didn't have feelings, with them being dead to me and all. I contemplated mumbling this to myself to fuck with Minato further but decided against it.
"Do you still have the scroll?" Jiraiya asked he seemed genuinely intrigued by this. But I shook my head, cause you know. Crazy as fuck mothers who like fire, and find the act of burning your things to be a proper punishment. "Mother burned it along with a good portion of my medical books."
I technically had copies, but I had them all written down in Spanish and there was no way in hell either of them would be able to understand them. I also didn't want to copy that shit all over again in Japanese, fuck that. Plus if they told the hokage, nope. I'd probably get questioned about my use of another language and shit. Yeah, no thank you. TI wouldn't be able to handle me, I'd make every last one of them insane.
"Nagi-chan." I blinked, my eyebrows pulling together confused, "Weird, I think there's a ghost following me around. I keep on hearing things that aren't there." I tapped my chin thoughtfully, doing one last sweep of my surroundings. Then shrugging, "Maybe I'm just going insane?"
I wasn't too worried about insanity, it would just be another thing added to the list of things right with me. You get it right? Cause I'm always right, Haha. Yeah… definitely losing my shit, but that's okay, I'm fine…. No, seriously I'm fine. Ignore my earlier statement, that bitch didn't know what she was talking about, I'm totally not losing my shit.
"So how long do we have left?" Jiraiya hummed, and Minato shot him a glare. Eyes a dark blue, irritated, I would say mister ghosty was irritated. Maybe at touch jealous, perfect.
I ignored him the whole way to Konoha, then when we got to the gate I decided to throw him a bone. Not that type of bone, you know because I could throw him a d…. Yeah… Moving on.
"Nagi-chan, please talk to me." I made a show of jumping, whirling around to look at Minato with wide eyes. "Oh, there you are. I was starting to wonder where you had run off too." He released a sigh of relief, then…
"Calm the fuck down." Amy whirled around to glare at me. "It's a new episode Mir, shut the fuck up and sit there and look pretty." Trina sighed, pushing up her glasses, hand going to her hip as she glared at the two of us. "Just stop it, I'm trying to figure out what the fuck Madara's doing next."
We all fell silent, waiting patiently. Until Amy got bored of the commercials, "You know, I'd be shit with keeping calm if we ever ended up in front of Konoha. I'd start jumping around, freaking out, and completely blow whatever cover we had by fangirling out."
I blinked a few times, swiping spitefully at the small amount of moisture that had gathered in my eyes while looking up at that gate. The gate that Amy would have freaked out upon seeing, having a fangirl spasm if she were here. If she were…. I looked over. Then narrowed my eyes at Jiraiya and Minato. Who were both looking at me in surprise?
"Do I have something on my face?" I snarled out at them, agitated at having yet another memory bombard me like it had. Especially one that made me emotional, I despised letting other people see my weakness. Though I had no doubt I'd break down later in the comfort of my room, in solitude. However I refused to do so with Jiraiya and Minato right there.
"All I see on your face is your eyes, your nose…." He trailed off, looking at my lips, then looking back up to smile at me. "Your lips." His own lips twitched up into a smirk as I scowled at him. With a good amount of strength I popped him upside the head. Minato's entire demeanor seemed to change as his hand went to his head and he began to pout at me.
"Nagi-chan that's spouse abuse." I had begun to walk to the gates, Minato hot on my heels. Jiraiya already talking to the two Guards. Only to whirl around on Minato at the mention of spouse abuse. Because were the hell had that come from? It was literally out of nowhere…..
"Spouse abuse insinuates that you're my husband, we have not consummated our marriage nor was I aware that we were married. Argo it is not spouse abuse because we are not married." Minato seemed to pause, thoughtfully as he eyed me. "Will you marry me Nagi-chan?"
"Of course." He blinked, looking honestly surprised until I stated bluntly. "Give or take a few years, gotta have you at least sixteen or seventeen and shit before we get married." I mean, I feel like that people in this time get married at twelve, so seventeen was about a good age to tap that right? Or should I wait until eighteen? Sixteen seemed like pushing the limits though. Ehh, fuck it, I'll cross that bridge when I got there.
He grinned at me, "But you will marry me one day right?" I didn't respond, instead I turned around and walked over to Jiraiya. Who was in the midst of giving the gate guard my info. They didn't matter though so I paid them no mind. "So who's the lady?" Number one asked, and Jiraiya glanced at me before stating.
"This is my daughter Nagi." Their jaws dropped in return, and me being who I was. Walked over, gently pushing up both of there mouths with a sweet smile. "Careful now, don't wanna catch flies." then a wink, cause I was smooth like that. The two of them blushed, then paled as I felt a hand on my shoulder.
Looking up my eyebrow raised at the blonde who looked maybe a little too angry. But ya know, don't blame the player blame the game. I couldn't help that I was a natural flirt and pretty positive that would be his reaction so decided to fuck with him. That reaction though, can we just take a minute to savor it.
"I didn't know you have a daughter Jiraiya." Number two winked at me, and Minato pulled me back. Throwing an arm over my shoulder, "Neither did he." Cause he kind of just found out, I would also like to point out that I've only known Minato a week and a half. And he was being this way with me. I was looking forward to the future now.
We ended up walking in the direction of the Hokage tower. "I let sensei know that I was bringing you back with me in my mission update. He's looking forward to meeting you." Jiraiya found it in himself to let me know. Which only made me a little nervous, the third Hokage was amazing. I was about to meet the Hiruzen… Breath Nagi, breath.
I distracted myself from this fact with the realization that Minato was walking beside me with his arm still 'casually' (Protectively) thrown over my shoulder. I ducked under his arm, then continued to walk on at a steady pace. Ignoring the pout he shot my way. The village was peaceful, it was peaceful and you would never know that a war had just started up not too long ago.
A war that had been on the rise for years now. Which was in all honesty the way that war was. It didn't just pop up out of nowhere. It started with a conflict, that over years began to build into a greater conflict before tensions rise. Then an event happens that throws everything off balance the straw that broke the camel's back if you will. I personally have no idea why this war was even really started.
Mainly because I hadn't really been a huge Naruto nerd. That had been Trina and Amy's stomping ground. I had been the one that watched the show because I thought Madara was sexy. Plus those two bitches kind of forced it on me.
Don't get me wrong, I loved the show. The characters, I just wasn't as into it as much as those two had been. It kind of sucked that we had just solved the last war. Well, ish? Only for this one to start up but as was life.
I strolled into the hokage tower, right up to the secretary. "We're here to see the Hokage?" Cause you know, we were? I don't know, she was pretty though, long brown hair flowing around her. A nice kimono on, and piercing blue eyes. One's that made me half tempted too….. Ahem, yeah. Blue eyes is kinda my thing in case you hadn't been able to tell yet.
Though I couldn't be to mad about a certain pair of smoldering black eyes that turned red with spinning toma… "Right this way." The women stood all elegantly and we followed behind her. Me being well, the chick magnet that I was. Immediately began to make small talk, dropping…. Hints? Yeah, let's go with that Hints at her, hints that made her giggle all cute like.
"You're smooth." She finally stated, sliding a piece of paper in my kunai pouch with a wink before walking away all sassy like. I watched her go for a moment, a small smirk working its way across my lips as I did so. Seriously, can we not just take a minute to appreciate what a fine specimen she is? I mean check out that tight little...
"What did she give you?" Jiraiya asked and I blinked out of my eye fucking of the secretary long enough to look in his and Minato's general direction. Jiraiya looked highly intrigued while Minato was darkly glaring in the direction the women had left in. You know cause reasons and shit. Obviously he was falling for my Tsundere charm, who wouldn't? I was fucking irresistible.
Slightly curious myself, because, well. They didn't really have cell phone numbers here. I took out the paper and unfolded it. Reading over the contents thoughtfully. "If you're ever looking for some fun I hang out at Konoha's bar after work." Well then, it even had two addresses, a home address and the bar address. I folded the paper up and put it back in my bag.
Half tempted to take her up on her generous offer, mainly because why the hell not. Also waiting for Minato to get legal was going to be fucked up for me. I hadn't had sex in twelve years now, I think I deserved a treat, or maybe seven? Undecided.
Might just you know, turn into one of those girls why I wait. You know what I'm talking about the girls that use guys for their money to get things. Hey, I might follow slightly in my mother's footsteps after all, you know. I need a new kunai pouch so imma go suck a di…
"Nagi-chan." Ho-ly shit, Those blue eyes were piercing into my fucking soul. I almost felt guilty for my thought process as he pretty much glared at me. Eyes narrowed into slits, an unhappy frown washing over his face. Did I mention before that I was a terrible person?
Cause I kind of was, and he looked like a kicked puppy to me right now. Making me feel all guilty about thinking about cheating. The bad part is, we aren't even together yet. Little fucker just had that effect on me.
My spine straightened in return, nodding slowly to him in acknowledgement cause i'm a good bitch like that. No, I refuse to feel guilty about this shit, I haven't even done anything…..yet.
Ill feel guilty about that shit when I actually go fuck that secretaries brains out, ight? Maybe not even then cause I'm an emotionless robot. 'Keep on telling yourself that Nagi. If you lie enough it might just become truth.' it was at this moment I realized, my thought process is negative as fuck to myself.
"Nagi-chan, are you okay?" what a loaded question Minato, good job asking it. I don't know, do I look fucking okay to you? I drew in a breath then decided to properly change the subject like the good little dodger I am.
"What are you working on?" he had been mumbling to himself for the past couple hours, reading from a really old looking scroll. Writing things down in a notebook (yes people, while jumping through trees, talented he was.) then viciously erasing things.
His lips twitched into a bashful smile, as he awkwardly handed me the notebook. Though it did take him a minute to decide whether to give me the notebook or scroll. Which he finally settled on the notebook, probably because it looked easier to read then the scroll.
"Ah." My eyes moved over the book, coming to a startling realization. "It's a jutsu that Lord Second came up with. I'm trying to utilize it for myself, but I think my new symble's off. I can't concentrate on it." I read it over three times. Sucking in the information before me with slight awe.
The Thunder God Technique. Minato was in the process of learning it and I felt something hit me directly in my heart. It was so beautiful, watching this come together, the Rasengan come together. I was looking forward to it, the fact that he trusted me to look over something that would one day be his signature move struck me hard.
I felt like the grinch, my heart grew two whole sizes in that moment. Any inner doubts I had about any of this disappeared. 'You are so going to be my husband one day. You can bet your ass that much.' I would protect him, him and anyone else I had to.
I would murder the fuck out of anyone that tries to hurt him. I'd murder the fuck out of Madara (my favorite character) because all that mattered was that this little blonde boy in front of me kept that smile on his face. That he survived, and he was happy while surviving.
"You're symbol is two inches off." he blinked, peering in over my shoulder too look at what I was pointing at. His entire face brightened, eyes widening comically in realization. "Nagi-chan your a genius!"
My spine once again straightened, the notebook lifting from my hands, and a peck hitting my left cheek. My own eyes widening, as he excitedly began to look through his note book. Mumbling to himself, and writing things down.
That was sooo fucking cute, ho-ly shit. I'm dead. I died, RIP Nagi. RIP me, my cheeks heated up and I immediately hid my cheeks and my smile with my hand. Turning away from him and everyone else in the room so no one would see me in my time of cuteness induced weakness.
Everyone else….. Shit. I pivited, all thoughts being thrown out of my head as I realized. We were in the hokage office. Hiruzen and Jiraiya watching Minato and I amused. Fucking weirdos, who the fuck gets amused by the happenings of little kids huh? Weirdo's like these two, that's who.
"Sensei, this is my daughter Natume Nagi, Nagi this is my sensei and the leader of our village. Sarutobi Hiruzen, the third Hokage." my immediate response after the initial embarrassment was to immediately drop into a bow.
This man right here was the OG, he not only looked after the village after losing the fourth hokage, his wife and many casualties. But he did all he could with the Uchiha Massacre, Naruto, and with the addition of the concel breathing down his neck. He was amazing on so many levels. Sure he made a few mistakes that probably could have been prevented.
But as a businesswoman, over a company, a system with so many different branches and people involved. I can appreciate the lengths he went to, to see Hashirama's original vision brung to florision.
Not to mention the fact that he's seen so many wars, and yet he's still kicking. He was a vision in his hat. In his robe, he was alive and I was thankful I'd get to see this man so soon. That I'd get to….
"Miranda?" huh? My head snapped up, eyes wide in shock. My eyes moving to all the exits. How the fuck did he know that name?
Soo, I didn't know if I wanted to end this here, but. It's just, such a beautiful opportunity. One I couldn't pass up. Yeah, don't kill me, i'm to beautiful, young, and did I mention beautiful? To, you know, die. My minato is I gotta admit, he's a little on the girly side. While Nagi, is legit on the girly side pretty bad, but she's more like a guys at the same time soo. Just, they have a lot of different characteristics.
Any-whore, hope I made you laugh. (I know I laughed.) Seriously appreciate any comments/reviews I get, or any votes (wattpad) cause, it fuels me. And I like to hear everyones opinion on things. Constructive criticism is always welcome, till next time.
Music of the chapter: Currently listening to Wish you were gay by Billie Eilish.