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Shit, shit, shit, did I mention shit yet? How. The. Fuck. Did. He. Know. My. Dead. Name? This wasn't happening, it was like fourth grade being outed all over again. Mortified, I was mortified, looking for every exit. Taking several steps back.

"How do you know that name." my hand flying to my heart, Minato and Jiraiya looked so confused, but I didn't fucking care. I was about too book it the fuck out of there. No, just no. Fuck this. Fuck everything.

Just no, "So it is you." then the craziest shit I had ever seen happened. The third hokage, one of my idols got on his knees in front of me. And dropped down into a floor bow. What the fuck? I'm confused now. So confused.

"Please Miranda the amazing, help us." I blinked about twenty times. "What the fuck?" managed to spill from my lips, astonished. I was astonished and so where Jiraiya and Minato. Looking at each other, the Hokage, and finally me.

"Please help us. You're the only one that can." o-kay, just, what? "Um, please explain?" seriously. I didn't understand. Helping him from the floor, he cleared his throat. Wearily watching me as if I were a threat to him. Ha, laughable.

"The great Goddess had informed me of a time in which the people of our world are trapped in a genjutsu in a state of blissful ignorance after thinking they had defeated a great evil." Goddess?

"She had informed me that you would come and save us."

"What Goddess?"

"She goes by the name Trina." Two slow blinks followed his words, my fingers going to the bridge of my nose. You have got to be fucking kidding me right now….

"How, exactly did she tell you all this?" he walked back around his desk, sat in his chair. Then pulled out….

"No way." he placed the little device on his desk, and I shakely picked it up, shut up, no way, just shut the front fucking door. It's official, intergalactic aliens were Punking me, alright alien form of Ashton Kutcher get your ass out here and tell me I've been Punk'D.

"The Goddess said you would know what to do with this strange communicator." it was my cell phone, the same 58% it had when I had died. My finger moved over the screen, swiping it open. Seriously, Punk'D people…... I'm waiting.

I had full signal, full WI-FI, full everything. When I moved to Trina's number, hitting the call button. I put the phone to my ear, not missing the curious looks everyone was shooting my way as I did so. It rang five times then finally.

"Yo, this is Trina, yo wish is my command." that bitch, how fucking dare she. "It's Miranda." all she had to say in return was. "Oh, sup Mir, how's the ninja life treating you?" and how fucking dare she ask that? I was so unbelievably pissed right now. After all this shit she's put me through, all the sleepless nights. The fucking PTSD, the trust issues. She thought that she could just be like sup?

"Sup, sup. SUP! YOU FUCKING PUSHED ME DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK IS UP?"

Then this bitch had the balls too be all like. "Damn girl, you ain't gotta yell, it was for your own good." for my own good, for my own fucking good? She pushed me down a fucking flight of stairs.

"Don't you dare tell me not to yell you bitch, you fucking murdered me. God damnit Trina, do you not realize the shit i've been through because of this? I have PTSD because of you. I spent years feeling betrayed, worthless. You fucked me mentally. Your my best friend, my fucking sister how could you?" I was not being over dramatic, this bitch had murdered me. I was upset, breathing heavy.

"Heavy shit, sorry I put you through that it, but hey, ill make you brownies? It was all for the good of mankind though. Now settle the fuck down girl, How old are you anyway, you sound young?"

I felt like repeatedly banging my head, and her head against a wall. Who the fuck does she think she is? My cheeks puffed out in my anger, but I felt myself slowly begin to cave as she hummed the pokemon theme song through the phone. Waiting on my response…. god damn it, she was so fucking childish sometimes.

"I'm fucking twelve." she snorted. Snickering on the other end of the phone. "That would suck, imagine going through puberty about. All those hormones and shit. Damn, i'm seriously sorry for this Mir, you have no idea how long I had to battle myself about this. But you're the only person I could trust to get this job done girl." Huh, Trina apologizing was like brushing a feral cats teeth. Seriously have you ever tried doing so? It's pretty much impossible… Don't ask me how I know that though. (It was a dare.)

"What kind of brownies are you making? They better be good." cause, you know. I'm still pissed but this was my bitch we're talking about. Sure she murdered my ass but honestly. Being in this world is fun as fuck.

"Double fudge, hints of the good stuff mixed in." I needed a brownie like that in my life right now, I really, really needed one. "Alright, now spill that shit you crazy bitch, I know for a fact that everything doesn't end the way you told the Hokage, so what's up with that?"

You may be wondering what language we're speaking, we are in fact speaking Japanese, it was a language that Trina used as a default because she was half Japanese. It was her first language, my first language was Spanish. And our other sisters first language was German. So we had all learned the others languages and being huge weebs growing up. Well, our default was Japanese.

"So you know how they defeated Madara and Kaguya and shit and there was peace?" my eyes rolled to the ceiling, "no shit." who didn't fucking know that? Damn get on with the fucking reasoning behind this bullshit.

"Well he and Kaguya were not actually defeated, they placed everyone in the infinite tsukuyomi. As a result Naruto's personal fantasy was defeating them and moving on with life. So, that's what was shown."

So, in other words the fan theory was actually true? Did not see that one coming, that bitch! She sat there and watched Amy and I debate for hours and did fucking nothing while we did so. Speaking of, just how the fuck did she become a goddess? Who the fuck nominated her crazy ass for that shit. Also... "Why the hell did you send me here though?"

She took in a large breath of air, blew it out in a sigh. Then continued. "I'm the keeper of this world, as such I don't want to see it go into ruin. I myself can't go there, mainly because my form, my power would slit the world and destroy it if I ever set foot on it. So I needed someone who could fight this battle for me. Someone I could trust, to be my best friend, in a world that we must defend." then she was humming that song again and my eyes narrowed into slits.

"I am not your pokemon women. I am living, breathing, so don't you dare."

"So are pokemon…" she trailed off here, and I twitched in annoyance. Because damn it, couldn't fucking argue with that one. "Besides i'm sure you already have a reason to save everything anyway."

Fuck…... I kind of hated how well she knew me sometimes. Because, she was right, begrudgingly I admitted that. "Yeah, I already planned on doing all of this anyway so."

"Atta girl. You go kick some ass, I actually gotta go. But feel free to call me whenever sister." I was going to hang up on her and not say anything in return cause, i'm still pissed at her. But before I could she felt it was right to let me know. "Oh, by the way I gave all your money to nonprofit organizations. Figured you could do something right after you died. Didn't feel like your request to bury you with it made a lot of sense you know."

How dare she. That was my money. She had already hung up by the time I started. "How dare you!" oh I was going to gut her, then play jump rope with her fuck intestines. That bitch is lucky she can't come down here. Imma claw her eyes out the use them as a….

"You already planned on helping us?" My eyes moved to the Hokage, who was watching me intently. I shifted under his stare, then glanced briefly to Jiraiya. Holding gazes with Minato for a long minute before beginning after turning back around to look to the Hokage. "Yes, I was beginning to devise a plan so I could more or less stop the war from even starting."

His back straightened as he sat up, looking me over silently before starting slowly. "War? This war or…" He trailed off and I shook my head in return. "No, the fourth shinobi war is started by….." I trailed off here, unable to really put into words the fact that Obitobi starts a war with the four nations, resurrected Madara Uchiha, then they use the ten tails to fuck shit up and then a goddess starts walking around fucking shit up.

"By who?" His face had become stern now. Watching me, I in return signed to myself. "Well, who starts it doesn't really matter, they're more or less just a tool for Madara Uchiha, who at this time is actually alive." His eyes widened, and I didn't even want to look at Minato and Jiraiya yet. So I continued before they could say anything.

"We've got a few years anyway, shit doesn't really start to go array until blondy here gets a genin team, so we're more or less good. If you'll permit it Lord Third then I'll explain things as they come, and work towards the war never even taking place to begin with." I dropped into a bow at the waist in front of him. He exhaled slowly after taking a long toke of his pipe.

"Very well, I see no reason not to trust you on this seeing as how you were sent by a goddess. However make sure to keep me informed on everything." He waved his hand in front of his face dispelling some of the smoke. Then he began once again. "From your conversation I gather that you already have a reason for saving everyone before even know she had sent you. What might this reason be?" eh, did I want to answer this in front of Minato or just flat out kick his ass out of the conversation… Decisions.

"I want the people I care about to live, and lead happy, productive lives." Not a lie, I just didn't mention the people I was talking about was a person, specifically Minato.. "I see, that is a nobel wish." Not really, it directly affected my happiness so, you know…. Things and shit. My shoulders lifted in a shrug.

The hokage after that dismissed us, and as we left the room I began to silently contemplate to myself how the fuck I was going to stop Minato and Kushina from getting together. I didn't want her to just flat out be kiddynapped and stuck with the ninja village that takes her… If you're thinking to yourself does she even know what village that is…. Well, no. But I had my phone back, something the Hokage decided to let me keep and full WI-FI, so I was about to take advantage of that shit.

"How does this look Nagi-chan?" I blinked out of my thought process, looking at the notebook that he had shoved in my face. "Hmmm." I took it from him thoughtfully looking it over, it was dead on. "It looks good." He was brilliant, he got the exact two inches perfect, not even a centimeter off. He was standing the whole time which just made me internally beam at him.

"Is it alright if you show Nagi to my home Minato? I need to take care of a few things and I'm afraid I might be a minute." He smiled at us sheepishly, turning to me when Minato nodded in agreement. "Sure thing sensei."

"I'll make sure to be more available, I really do want to get to know you." I wasn't entirely sure what to tell him, I mean. If he put in the effort then so would I, but I knew he would be busy. His being busy would probably stick me with Minato….. "If you're busy, you're busy." I shrugged cause I honestly didn't care and any excuse to be around Minato was one I was perfectly okay with.

"I'll spend time with you, I promise." Jiraiya poofed away, Minato and I began to make our way down to the main lobby. "Do you think you could show me how to use gravity seals Nagi-chan?"

"Sure thing, just take me to your training ground and I'll write them out…." I trailed of here, my eyes moving over to the secretary, who's name I hadn't gotten yet. She gave me a smile, one that made me smirk in return. It was the promiscuous type of smile, my smirk widened and I shot her a wink. She in return giggle into her hand, wasn't she a sexy little minx…..

"Nagi-chan." Minato pulled on my battle kimono sleeve, eyes narrowed into slit. Fist clenched by his side, annoyance radiating off of him. "Are you coming?" He was practically murdering me with his eyes and I in return glanced back at the secretary, shot her one last wink. Then followed the annoyed blonde out of the tower.

His mood had soured a great deal as we walked out into the streets of Konoha. I didn't feel bad however, I found no reason to feel bad. Sure I had full intentions on marrying him one day, however, until he hit the right age mark I still had full intentions on keeping myself entertained in the meantime.

Unless of course we started dating before then… hmm, maybe i'd ask him out at some point in the future. Not a bad idea. I looked at him then sighed to myself, who the fuck am I kidding. "Do you wanna train with me tomorrow morning?"

Not necessary a date, but I did ask him out sooo. It counts. He looked at me, snapping out of his brooding, Minato, brooding. Ha. I felt the urge to run my hand through my hair, but dropped my hand back by my side when I remembered that I had it up in a bun. We'd have to think about a hair style change in the near future.

"I'd really like that." He mumbled it, and If I hadn't been paying attention to him like I was. I probably would have missed it. My eyebrows pulled together, looking him over silently. He looked like he wanted to ask me something. So I decided to ask him.

"What do you want to know?" He in return shifted at my question, eyes glazing over for a second before he shook his head. He didn't answer at first, and I let him silently process what it was that he wanted to ask. He finally, once we got to the training ground, sat down on the ground. Pulling me to sit in front of him. "Well…"

He trailed off then shook his head. "Do, do you only like women?" I immediately whipped away any facial expression I had. Letting my face go blank as I just stared at him for a minute. He once again shifted under my stare, then began quickly. "I don't have a problem with it if you do. I was just wondering because you said you'd marry me one day. And well I don't know whether you were serious or if you were joking…"

His face heated up into a blush and he looked away as I just continued to stare at him. Was he serious? He was like fourteen, fourteen year olds shouldn't be thinking about marriage…. Then again they shouldn't be decapitating people and going off to war either…. Okay so maybe my point was invalidated, i'd just have to get use to the thought of all this. This world was so different from my own.

My hand went to my temples as I gently began to message them. "I like both men and women." He looked relieved for a moment, then he seemed to go even more red, looking really unsure for a moment. "So were you serious about…" I cut him off as he seemed to figure out how to finish that sentence.

"Marrying you?" He in return gave me a nod. I sat indian style in front of him, my elbow resting on my thigh, and head resting in my hand. "Well, if you're serious about wanting to marry me. Ask again in…" I calculated thoughtfully to myself then stated bluntly. "Four years from now." I'd only be physically sixteen at that time, but he'd be eighteen and I could have no qualms about marrying an eighteen year old. Even if that was kind of young for my old world. In this world it was completely normal… If anything abnormal that we weren't married yet. People were married at Minato and I's current ages after all.

"Okay Nagi-chan, I'll be the hokage and you'll be my wife." His dream was to become hokage wasn't it…. I had completely forgot about that being his dream. It was kind of cool that he had the same dream as Naruto, as so many others. Didn't Kushina have that dream too? Fuck, I seriously need to binge watch the series after this so I know what the hell is happening around here.

Minato beamed at me when I nodded in agreement to our future plans. So with that settled I sat down in front of him and pulled out my storage scroll. Unsealing my brush set and ink. "Alright, let's get this going i'd like to relax after the journey we took to get here." He nodded, but moved away when I went to roll his pants legs up. "Is that necessary?"

Is anything really necessary blondy? I know what the fuck I'm doing, you just sit back, relax your body, and let me do my thing…. Why does everything I think have to sound so sexual? Why do I make everything sexual? Goddess, or… Trina yeah, cause she's apparently a Goddess and shit. Trina, I need to get laid. Has a ring to it, imma replace god and goddess in anything I think or say with Trina know. Just to spite that bitch, maybe she'll get some of my fucked up thoughts if I do…. We'll put a rain check in that one for the moment.

"I put five seals in total on you so that the weight is equally distributed." I pulled up my wrist band, put a small amount of chakra into the seal to show them. Turned pointed to the back of my neck. Then pointed to the two on both of my ankles. He very reluntically let me continued and I wondered why, until I saw..

"I see." With a hum I healed the dark purple bruises around his ankles after removing his weights. "How much have you been lugging around?" He glanced at me, then away as I worked. "Twenty." He mumbled it out, but I knew what he ment. Twenty tons, Minato was halling around twenty tons. It wasn't as Much as I was, but this jutsu let me do so. He had all the weight focused at his ankles. I mentally did the math a realized then it was about the same as what Lee had been hauling around.

"Don't tell sensei, please." I didn't respond, Instead I healed his other ankle. Then began to write out the seals on his ankle, wrists, then finally the back of his neck. "So, you push chakra into the seals until you feel that you've got the right amount. Be careful and don't push to much in at once. It'll collapse you." I watched with a trained eye as he did as I instructed.

His entire body relaxed, a sigh of relief leaving past his lips when he had finished. "Thank you Nagi-chan, you have no idea how much this means to me." I waved off his thanks, then stated bluntly. "I won't tell Jiraiya, but you should be more careful with your health and well being okay?"

I was worried about how much strain he had put on his body, he gave a slow nod. Smiling softly at me in return, "I will Nagi-chan." Good, I rolled my shoulders. "Alrighty then, why don't you show me were the house is?" I picked some dirt out from under my nails distastefully. They'd need to me cleaned, then trimmed later all. I studied them while I walked. Not really paying too much attention to our surroundings.

"There he is."

"He's got some nerve showing his face around here."

Hmm, well hello there. His eyes were far off, walking through the village with his head down. Silver hair duller then I remembered it being in the anime. He just looked sad, and I knew who this person was. When he passed by Minato and I, I gave him a smile, he blinked. Pausing long enough to look at me. I also paused, his lips parted, then he gave me a beautiful smile. Turned and walked away.

Something sick worked its way down my spine, because I knew that he wouldn't make it much longer. But at the same time, there was no need for me to step in. What could one girl do for someone who's ridiculed for doing the right thing? It was the life of a shinobi after all….. Wait, my eyes moved back to him watching him walk away from me. The mission… It was the straw wasn't it?

Ignorant, the villagers that ridiculed him, the land of fire, shinobi. Comrades, they were all ignorant, that failed mission might have been the straw, but the camel had been having issues for years now. Minato's hand landed on my shoulder. "There's nothing we can do Nagi-chan." He whispered to me, and I blinked. Then nodded in agreement. "You're right, come on, let's hurry up and get there."

Something settled in my chest, it wasn't guilt. But, it was about as close to that emotion as I believe I have ever gotten before in this life. We continued our walk, then came across a nice, two story house. It was fairly large, and my eyebrow raised at it.

I turned to look a Minato, then my Mind began to wonder for a second. 'What will happen to Naruto if Minato and Kushina don't get together? Will he just no longer exist? Or will he just be Kushina's son, or Minato's son? If so then does that mean I'll have him? Will he look different? Maybe I should ask Trina all this, if she really is a goddess then she should know right?'

I blinked, my eyes landing on Minato, who had clapped his hands directly in front of my face. "Welcome back Nagi-chan, sensei is back." My eye twitched, and I turned away from his grinning face. Nose turned up distastefully, how dare he clap in my face. Little fucker… My eyebrow raised at Jiraiya while he was grinning at us, creeper, all the adults around here were creepers.

"This house is big for just you Jiraiya?" He better not be dating anyone and courting my mother at the same time, i'll fuck him up if he is. He seemed to catch on to what I was laying down though because he laughed lightly. "I live here with one of my teammates."

"Which one?" If you say Tsunade I'll castrate your ass. My eyes narrowed at him, he gave a small chuckle. "You'll meet him soon I promise." So Oreo-pedo, great. Good thing for me he wasn't into little girls. Anko was living breathing proof of that fact, speaking of Anko, where the hell was her little crazy ass at? Was she even out of Academy yet? No, she graduated with Rin and Obitobi's group right? Pretty sure I saw little Anko in that group during one of the cutaways.

"Thanks for showing her to the house Minato." Minato nodded, and I turned to him immediately. "Be here at five sharp blondy." He grinned at me in return. "Okay Nagi-chan I will." He waved at us as he walked away, and once he was completely out of my sight I turned to Jiraiya with disinterest. "Were am I staying at old man." A pout touched his lips as he seemed to deflate.

"Old man? I'm not old, i'm young." Sure, keep on telling yourself that, whatever helps you sleep better at night… "Suuurree, now show me where my dwelling will be." Jiraiya sighed at me, then turned. Opening the door and leading me into the house, up a flight of stairs. Which I despised, then showed me to my room. It was bare, with a bed and dresser. Didn't look bad at all, but I'd spruce it up with my stuff from home. "We can slowly improve on it. Add things you find and like in as you grow up."

He let me know, which lead me to wonder if he had any plans on letting me use his money. It would be a mistake if he did because I'm expensive. The front door slammed, the entire house shuddering as it did so. Jiraiya turned to the stairs as a raging Tsunade stomped up them. Then grabbed him roughly by the front of his shirt. He grinned at her in return.

"How may I help you Tsunade-hime?" She narrowed those pretty brown eyes at him in return. "Where the hell is Orochimaru at Jiraiya? He stood up the blind date I set up for him." I just couldn't resist. "Well if the date was blind maybe they just didn't see him?" Those furious Brown eyes snapped down to glare at me in return for my sarcasm. Releasing Jiraiya as she did so.

"Who's the girl Jiraiya?" He answered while popping his neck. "Tsunade-hime this is my daughter Nagi, Nagi this is one of my teammates Tsunade-hime." She placed her hand on her hip in return, looking me over with scrutiny. I just gave her my poker face in return. "How the hell do you have a daughter I never knew about?"

"Hey, you ain't the only one, he didn't know either. Just now found each other, isn't it beautiful?" Heavy sarcasm, I even wiggled my fingers around with jazz hands. She blinked at me, giving me a dead pain look in return for my efforts. "As for Orochimaru, I have no idea were he is."

I was promptly ignored, something I wasn't sure I appreciated. Ignoring me, ha, who the hell do these people think they are? "Are you a medical nin?" I wanted her to tell me she was, you know so that I wouldn't accidently slip up in front of her later. Jiraiya looked to me sharply, while Tsunade narrowed her eyes at me.

"Yes I am why?" She pursed her lips at me, then rolled her eyes. "I ain't looking to take on an apprentice any time soon kid." Well, someone's full of herself. "I didn't ask you to train me now did I?" I looked her over boredly, and she seemed thrown off for a moment as she said slowly. "No but I assumed.."

I cut her off right there with a bored tone. "Obviously you shouldn't assume, while I am training to become a Medical nin. I am currently not looking for a teacher at the moment. Now then." I turned my focus onto Jiraiya. "I'm going to get settled, what time is it?"

"19:00." I'll never get use to this way of telling time. I miss the twelve hour system I had grown up with all my life. I turned away from the both of them, making sure to watch Tsunade from the corner of my eye as I pulled out my scroll. Then bit my thumb, dragging my bloody thumb across it to activate it. She went pail, turning away from me as I did so. 'So her fiance is already dead, didn't think it happened that early on in the war but.'

My things shot out, and I mentally choreographed were I wanted everything to go as they did so. My cloths shooting into the dresser. My mirror leaning against the wall, my bedspread, pillows, and sheets ending up on my bed. I walked around the room thoughtfully. Shutting drawers and folding the few things that had came undone when they were being put away. See what I mean my convenient? I fucking loved Fuinjutsu.

"Alright, imma turn in early. Gotta get up early to train with my future husband." I popped my back, stretching my arms above my head. "The bathrooms across the hall, so you don't have to bother with trying to find it when you get up early tomorrow." I grunted in acknowledgement. Then turn to my bed. I heard Tsunade grumble "You're daughters strange Jiraiya."

Followed by. "You have no Idea Tsunade-hime." As I fell over and passed out in my unmade bed, who had time for that shit? I don't I was to tired, after they had left, Jiraiya shutting the door behind him. I sat up, pulling my knees to my chest and resting my forehead against them. All my emotions for the day coming back to me, hitting me. The anger at Trina, the sadness at Amy not being here. My relief in knowing that my best friend hadn't just flat out murdered me for no reason.

I cried, I cried harder then I had when my parents threw me out the house. I cried harder then I did the day one of my best friends died. I cried harder then I had after waking up in this world. I cried harder than I ever had, ugly, snotting. Heart wrenching sobs falling from me as I cried. I'll admit, I cried myself to sleep. But I needed that, I need to cry like that to get everything out. Don't get use to this from me, i'd only cried seven times total in this life and my life counting them all together.

I woke up the next morning as one would expect after crying yourself to sleep. Hair sticking to my face, eyes slightly swollen and heavy. With a headache and in a pissy mood. With a groan, I gave my alarm a glare.

Why the fuck was I up at four in the morning again? Blond hair, blue eyes flashed through my mind. Fuck, Minato that's why. Well shit, with a grunt I rolled of my bed, hitting the floor with a bang. I healed away the soreness that would no doubt become a bruise. Then drowsily crawled to my closet. Pulling down my outfit, then crawled over to my drawer. I realized while trying to feel around that it wouldn't work.

So I used the dresser to haul myself up and snatch up a random pair of panties and bra. Rubbing my eyes, grumbling incoherently the whole way. I walked across the hall, and opened the bathroom door. I went to put my stuff down but, "AHHHHH."

Who the fuck was murdering a little girl, oh, no wait. My eyes landed on Oreo-pedo who had been the source of that screech. Damn dude, I give you a hundred out of ten. You're pitch went through the roof. My eyes dragged over him, well, he had a pretty large peni….

"Is everything alright Nagi-chan?" I just continued to stare at Orochimaru, who seemed to begin to get uncomfortable. "You scream like a bitch." His eyes narrowed into slits, glaring darkly at me as I turned to Jiraiya. "This bathrooms occupied, is there another one I can use. I'm expecting my blond at five."

Jiraiya rose an eyebrow at me, and amused smile pulling across his lips. "Down the stairs, third door of the left." Good boy, I wonder how weirded out he would be if I patted him on the top of the head like a dog. Ehh, well find out later. I walked down the hall, when I caught a glance of myself in the mirror I grimaced. "Wow, you look rough."

I did, my bun had become a tangled mess a few strands coming out to stick to my cheeks. I had snot and other nasty shit on my face. I gently pulled my hair from it bun, then brushed it out. After taking a quick shower, I admired myself in the mirror for a good twelve minutes before putting on clothes and using a comb to untangle my wet hair.

Twisting it into a french braid, I then pulled it into a low bun at the back of my head. Normally I would save the shower for after my workout. But, I looked to rough to do something like that. I walked out of the bathroom, put my dirty cloths in my room, then walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. My shoes sitting beside the front door, making me currently short as fuck.

I jumped up onto one of the isle seats and stared at Oreo-pedo. "So you're Jiraiya's teammate?"

His answer was short to the point as he read the newspaper. "Yes."

"What's your name?" How long would it take him to show his annoyance hmm?

"Orochimaru."

"No last name?"

"No." He shifted, eyebrow twitching as he glared at me from over his newspaper. I gave him a salty smile in return. You're going to fall in love with me Oreo-pedo. We couldn't have you going around experimenting on babies after all. I waited a moment, then went in for the kill.

"You have really pretty hair." He paused, looking up at me thoughtfully. "Thank you."

"I have really pretty hair too, I'll even bet my hairs longer than yours." And there it was, the sarcasm with a sharp edge that I had been looking for. "You can't really tell, what with your hair being up like that. Can you?" He was my kind of people, and it made all the more sweeter when I answered. "I guess not." Completely unbothered and he hissed lowly under his breath at me.

My eyes dancing with amusement at him, watching him like a hawk. I was the predator, and he was the prey. He needed to get that from the beginning, because if he didn't. I'd have to show him as much. I don't think he would like that. "Why do you wear your hair like that?"

Jiraiya cut throw Oreo-pedo and I's dominance stare. I didn't break eye contact, but he did. My lips lifted into a smirk and Oreo-pedo sighed, grumbling under his breath. "Because I can."

My short answer was highlighted by a quick knock on the door. My eyes moved over the clock. 4:45, "Guess he couldn't wait. I turned back to Oreo-pedo for a moment. "Imma call you Maru-kun m'kay?" I didn't wait for a response as I walked to the door and threw open the door. Giving the bouncing blond behind the door a blank look. 'Surprised, surprised, Blondy is a morning person.'

I turned away without saying a word to him, walking back to the kitchen. "Lemme get my scroll blondy." Snatching my scroll from the counter, I stuffed it into my kunai pouch. Then paused, putting my plan into action. I turned to Oreo-pedo. A feral grin pulling across my face. My eyes lighting up, his unsettled facial expression made what I was about to do worth it.

"Goodbye Maru-kun." I giggled to myself, Then threw over my shoulder almost boredly. "And Jiraiya." One glance from Oreo-pedo's uneasy face, to Jiraiya's amused smile. The Minato's narrowed eyes jealous glare in Oreo-pedo's direction made my morning a perfect morning. Although when Minato placed his elbow on the top on my head while I was slipping on my shoes. I glared up at him. "I'm not a elbow rest."

"Are sure about that Nagi-chan, you are really short." Oh, I was going to put you through hell during traing you blond fucker. I narrowed my eyes at him, but didn't comment as we walked to the outskirts of Konoha. "Alright let's stretch."

A crazy gleam entered my eye as I turned to Minato. Springing into action as I stated. "We will run three hundred laps around the village and if we can not complete this then we will do six hundred push ups as punishment. One, two, three, go." I took off, keeping my gravity seals in place, Minato started to fall behind on the thirty-sixth lap and I smirked. Looking back to see him staring at my with wide eyes.

Don't you fuck with me about my height, when you can't even keep up with me. "Having trouble performing Minato?" I purred at him, his eyes widened, a blush dusting his face. Then he narrowed his eyes at me. Picking up his pace. "Not at all Nagi, you'll drop before I do."

His smile was a little too sweet and I grinned in return. He was going to be a fun training buddy. The next couple weeks ran together, a week turning into a month, and month turning into two. Before I knew it Minato had already saved Kushina, and become chunin. I had been so upset when I had found out, but that seemed to work itself out by itself. Which, was interesting to me.

The third month I had to head back home, but I knew it wouldn't be long until my mother and I moved down to the village.

So what do you think there are a lot of details that need to go into this story and I'm trying to keep them in and at the same time not have a muddled mess. I'm seriously looking forward to when they're a little older so I might skip to that. And add in details as I go, so yeah. I know where i'm going to take this, it's just a matter of getting there. So thank you to everyone that reviewed/commented and voted (wattpad) Seriously it means alot to me to hear what you guys think about the story. Or any thoughts you might have. What made you laugh, what made you like what the fuck? I like to know so don't be shy and let me know. Constructive criticism is always welcome. Till next time.

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Music of this chapter: Currently listening to Bad at love by Halsey