Bobbobbobbobbobbobbobob bababababababa BOB! Had to get that ourt of my system! Anyways Baby Bob is here. If you haven't seen him before I recommend checking out what he looks like he's pretty cool. It was a toss up between him and an OC Cyberwolf, or petrohound. Bob won out though! Anyways I DO NOT OWN TRANSFORMERS! I figured it was only fair for Sides to get some loving limeade as well so here it is!

(Clare's POV)

It was Saturday afternoon and I had just gotten out of a training session with Chromia and Ironhide, in which I had my aft handed to me. The blue femme was growing more and more rough in her sparring, giving me less time to think thus forcing me to just react. Unfortunately I was inexperienced and my reactions were not always what I should do. So I ended up getting pounded into the ground for a few groons each day by her. Afterwards I got to practice shooting with Ironhide or Arcee. That part was easy.

I was getting into a routine now after a few months of doing this. Train, shower, then go and find Sides or Sunny maybe opi or dad if the other two weren't around. I had just returned to the twins room after cleaning myself in the wash racks.

Now I was sitting down with Bob in the center of the room. It had only been a day since he had hatched so he still stumbled around a bit on weak legs. Which was kind of weird because I was pretty sure that earth bugs were born strong most of the time. Bob seemed to need time to develop his relays, and Hound assured me that in a few solar cycles he would be much more steady.

As it was he was a little more steady than he was yesterday, scurrying around the room to look at things. Several times he tried to burrow under the couch when Sunny grunted at him for getting too close to him, but Bob seemed more curious of him than scared at this point.

Sides was out on patrol so it was just us three for right now. I was doing my best to multitask between talking to Sunny and watching Bob to make sure that he didn't eat any metal he found laying around. The only source being the furniture or the spare blades laying around. Most of which were laying on a table far out of Bob's reach.

"So Sunny...did I tell you that I get to come stay at the base for a week and a half starting next week?"

Sunny looked up from polishing himself. "No."

"Well I get to come and stay for most of Winter break."

He stared at me for a moment before going back to polishing himself. "Well I look forward to it."

"Mmmm hmmm." I hummed. "Christmas is coming up too."

"What's a Christmas?"

The way he worded it made me laugh, like it was an object and not a holliday. "It's a holliday Sunny. One where humans give presents to the people they care about."

His optics were shining when his helm popped up again. Just like Sides. "Presents? Do I get one if I agree to celebrate a lowly organic holliday?"

I frowned at him. "Yes, though there is no need to refer to it that way."

He shrugged carelessly. "You expect too much from me sometimes baby."

Didn't I know it? I sighed and pulled Bob back when he tried to gnaw on the leg of the table. "No bad Bob!" He turned and chittered at me innocently. "Anyways Sunny I need to know what you want, and it can't be horribly expensive since I'm using my chore money to buy gifts for everyone." Luckily for me I had been saving since I was like five years old so I had a little over a thousand dollars saved up in a shoebox under my bed. Bad spot for it I know but no one in my house ever looked under there.

"Wax, polish, and polishing rags."

Didn't he have enough of that stuff? He walked around with his subspace filled with them. "Don't you have a lifetime supply of that stuff in your subspace already?"

"No. I'm running low actually. And since the human government doesn't give us much of an allowance for anything besides the bare necessities I can't get new wax and polish as often as I'd like."

"Ok. So wax, polish, and polishing rags. I can do that. You don't get them until Christmas morning though."

"I figured. What's the point of getting the gifts for the holliday only to give them out early? It would destroy the significance of the day itself."

"Well Sides certainly didn't seem to get that fact."

"He's more like an overexcited sparkling than he is a full grown mech. You should have expected that from him."

"Ouch throw him out to the wolves Sunny. And Bob stop it!" I snapped sternly when Bob tried to eat the table leg again. Primus was he hungry or something?! He clicked at me then waited. Well I guess he was hungry. Luckily Hound had given me some energon pellets and a bowl to feed him with. So I removed both items from my subspace and filled the bowl before sitting it in front of him.

With a happy click he dug into it making me sigh in relief. Hound had said that he could be taught to be obedient, hopefully. We had yet to start working on it though.

While he was otherwise distracted I clambered up onto the couch and onto Sunny's lap. He paused in polishing himself to regard me before resuming when I just sat there.

"Doesn't it get tedious to polish yourself all day long every day?"

"It's worth it to look good."

"You sound like such a femme when you say that."

"I never hear you complaining about the results."

"Touche. But I don't spend any time polishing or waxing yet I never hear a complaint from you about how I look." I shot back.

He looked up at me intently. "That is true. Though a good coat of wax or a nice polishing would not hurt you. Perhaps I could give you a nice full body polish?" Oh he was totally flirting with me!

"Ummm why? So you can perv out and feel me up?"

"Yes, but also so that I can make you look that much better."

"You just want to feel me up."

"Would you expect me to pass up the chance?"

"Touche again." For a moment I sat there contemplating his offer before deciding that it couldn't hurt. Besides it had felt nice to be waxed by the femmes before so maybe the results would be better this time? "Ok but I have some ground rules."

His lips pulled down into a minuscule frown. Oh yeah I was onto you buddy. "Like what?"

"Like no removing armor for one! No molesting me to amuse yourself! No teasing in the hopes that you can get me going again!"

"But that takes all the fun out of it." He protested grumpily.

I gave him my most serious look. "Why tease me to get me off when you aren't really getting anything out of it?"

He raised an optic ridge at me. "Who says I'm not? You could return the affection you know? I wouldn't turn you away."

My cheeks erupted in a blush...again. Well he was right about each and every one of those points. I could feel him up knowing that he was enjoying it, he certainly hadn't turned me away the day of the dance. And well there had to be a reason for him feeling me up in the first place. Pervert. "We either play by my rules or no polishing."

"Fine."

I moved to lay down beside him on the couch after checking to see what Bob was doing. My little bug baby was in recharge on the floor near the table so I felt comfortable that we had time.

Sunny gestured for me to lay on my back after he turned to face me more fully with a bottle of polish and wax, and a fresh polishing rag.

I got comfortable, as much as I could when I was letting him touch me again. It was getting a little easier for me to handle their caresses, and honestly the only thing that held me back was virgin fear. Well that and uncertainty of the true depth of feelings the three of us shared. I would not give all of myself to them until I was sure that I loved them-and that they loved me. It was my one requirement.

Sunny seemed not to be paying much attention to me as he poured some polish onto the gray rag he was holding in one servo and moved it down to my stomach plating first.

The pressure was firm but soft, material of the rag whispering against my armor. It felt nice like a massage when I was in my human form. He worked in small circles to compensate for my little frame, the pressure easing the tenseness of the protoform beneath.

I sighed happily as he worked over my stomach, before switching to my arms. It never even crossed my processor to question the strange choice to skip my chassis or legs to jump to my arms. And it felt too good so I just let myself relax into it. He was even following my rules!

But Sunny was nothing if not devious and I realized with a start when he moved to my chassis that there was a reason for him skipping this part. He wanted to lull me into a state of tranquility.

So that when he pressed that rag into my chassis and centered right over my spark resided it would shock the pit out of me. And it did. It was like sexual stimulation.

My optics popped wide open a shuddering gasp escaping my vents. I saw his smirk, knew he was teasing me. Some primal part of me responded with an intense need to open my chassis and reveal my spark. I didn't know why. "Rules." I panted.

"Sorry. Didn't mean to." He passed over like he had not done it on purpose. Like pit he hadn't!

After that he finished up my front really quickly. "Roll over baby."

Wariness made me hesitate for a moment, worry for whether he would target my aft consuming me. He made a hurrying motion to encourage me to lay on my front. I gave him a warning look before doing so.

No sooner had I done so the bastard had upped his teasing by immediately going after my aft just like I thought he would-his touch firm.

"Sunny!"

"Sorry."

He wasn't sincere, didn't even sound like it as he kept rubbing my aft and thighs. At one point I was forced to clamp my thighs together when he slipped between them to tease my valve covering. "Sunny..."

"Accident."

"Liar." He moved up the rest of my back and finished me off.

"You can turn back over now."

When I did so he was suddenly propped up over the top of me literally out of nowhere. The rag and bottles were discarded on the couch carelessly as he leaned into my space lips descending on mine. I fumbled for a moment before matching his pace as best I could. He nipped, licked, and suckled my bottom lip into his mouth making me sigh. Kissing I could more than handle, I craved it even.

Even the soft touches fluttering down my frame were becoming easier for me to handle, gradually of course. Right now he was caressing my neck and shoulders while our glossas twined together, the touch feather soft yet firm. A total contradiction that it seemed only Sunny could pull off.

He could lay here on top of me frame so powerful and intimidating compared to my smaller one, yet there was a certainty that all of that power would never be used to harm me. That even though he could force me to do whatever he wanted he never would push anything on me. I believed in more than other's saw when they looked at him. It was why I could feel affection and maybe even love instead of fear or wariness when we were together. I know that I didn't say how much I appreciated everything about him often enough.

When he finally pulled away to let me breathe I made sure to. "Sunny thank you for everything you've done for me."

He paused in leaning back in for another kiss optic ridges furrowing. "What is that supposed to mean?"

For some reason what I said had confused him so I covered for it by pressing a brief kiss to his lips. I spoke against them sending tingles through me. "I didn't mean anything bad by what I said, I meant that I appreciate you and everything you do."

His lips fluttered when he spoke. "I know."

"Well I wanted to make sure that I told you anyways."

Our lips melded together in another much more heated kiss. We nipped at each other, licking each other's lips and glossas hurriedly.

A soft swishing caught my attention my optics drifted up over the back of the couch in time for a red helm to pop up over it, devious smirk already in place. Sideswipe. I tried to pull away to say something to him but Sunny growled and kissed me more insistently. It was then that I realized he was already well aware of Sideswipe being there. And well his kisses were phenomenal so I didn't think to try that hard when his glossa was practically stuffed down my throat.

Eventually he did break contact with me though he looked aggravated. He swiftly turned to glare at Sides. "Yes I know that you're there!"

"Well then why did you take so long to acknowledge me?" Sides pouted.

"Because you were being more annoying than usual!"

"Well I want kisses too!"

All of a sudden Sides leapt over the back of the couch nearly knocking Sunny off of it as he landed right beside me, almost knocking me off as well. He caught me in time to keep me from falling off while Sunny fumed over the scratch to his armor Sides had caused. And Sides? He was completely unconcerned with the threat lurking at the other end of the couch, instead leaning down to press a gentle kiss to my lips in greeting. Unlike Sunny's kisses Sides had a less dominating touch, that edge was still there but it was less noticable. He treated me like a precious object that he didn't want to break.

When he pulled away he was smiling that smile that meant he was up to something.

"Sides? What is that look for? Did you weld Shits and Assflapper to the ceiling?" After contemplating that for a moment I felt a wave of excitement in my spark. "DID YOU GET PICTURES?!"

"No none of that. Good idea for a future prank though."

I pouted dejectedly. "Then what?"

"I wanna go do something together while Sunny goes on patrol!"

I blinked in surprise not expecting that. "Like a date?"

"Yeah! Sunny got a one on one date so it's only fair that I get one too!"

That was true and I had promised to treat them both fairly. "Ok we can go out somewhere. Is Hound around though? I need somebot to watch Bob."

Sunny grunted. "He has patrol with Flareup and I. You'll have to either take him with or find somebot else to watch him."

"Opi or dad?"

Sides grimaced. "Well you may have no choice but I doubt that they would be pleased about your new pet."

I grimaced in turn...no probably not. Especially not once they learned that Bob would grow to be poisonous. If I wanted to go with Sides I had little choice though. Ratchet wouldn't do it. Ironhide would probably squish Bob. Chromia might shoot him. Arcee seemed like she might be ok with it but she had run a long patrol this morning so I didn't want to bother her. Optimus was also a no since he was always busy. Dad was busy as well most of the time...so opi was probably my only chance.

"I'll have to ask him real quick."

I prodded the bond to test if either of my adoptive creators were paying attention. [Opi?]

A wave of surprise hit me. [Sparklet? Wha' are ya up ta? Ah 'aven't heard from ya all day.]

[I thought that you were busy and I was with Sunny so I blocked my side. Anyways I have a favor to ask you.]

[Ask away baby spark.]

[Well I want to go out with Sides on a date...but I umm have something that needs tending while I'm gone... So I wanted to ask if you could take care of it for me?]

Opi's curiosity hit me. [Some'hin tells meh dat dis is gonna be mo'e complicated den ah expect.]

[Probably. Maybe you should come to the twins room and see what I'm talking about?]

[Ahright. Be dere in a klik.]

"He's coming here in a klik...I didn't tell him about Bob yet though."

Speaking of Bob he had just come out of his little catnap with a soft click. I hopped down from the couch and scooped him up from the floor. As soon as he was in my arms he skittered around to my back and latched onto me. I patted his helm, more to calm myself than him as the door alarm went off indicating somebot was outside.

Sides hopped up from the couch to answer the door which slid aside to reveal opi. He sauntered into the room stopping near me. "So whaddaya gotta show meh?"

Taking a deep breath to steady my racing nerves I reached behind me and pulled Bob off of my back. Upon presenting him to my opi I had the cringe worthy display of his optics widening behind his visor.

"Why do ya 'ave an insecticon?"

"Ummm he hatched yesterday...and umm imprinted on me? So I'm keeping him as a pet. Hound is going to help me train him."

"An' ya need meh ta watch 'im while ya go ou'?"

"Yes."

Opi shrugged. "Ok. Ah will say dat if 'e shows any aggression towards ya ah'm gonna shoot 'im. So long as 'e don' do dat ah'm ok wit' it."

A huge weight was literally lifted off of my shoulders.

"Prowler ain' gonna like it tho."

And then I instantly deflated. There was always a freaking catch! "Well Hound is going to be paying close attention to how he reacts to me as he grows. At the first sign of aggression towards me he's going to take him."

"Ahright. Ah'll take 'im bu' Prowler is gonna wanna 'ave a word witcha when ya get back."

I was so not looking forward to that. "Ok."

"Kay. Lemme see 'im den." He held his servos out and took Bob from me.

"Ok I have some energon pellets for him in case he gets hungry! Hound says he needs to eat every three hours so I'll give you some in case we don't get back before then."

"Ok. Any otha instructions?"

"Watch any metal objects that you don't want being eaten when Bob is wandering."

"Bob?"

"I named him Bob."

Opi raised an optic ridge after taking the required items from me. "Bob. Weir' name."

In return I just shrugged cause he really should have expected something like this from me cause I was a weirdo. "I'm weird."

Laughs rang out from all around me.

"Ah'll take goo' care of 'im for ya sparklet. Jus' 'ave fun while yo're ou' ok?"

"I will."

He bent to kiss my helm giving it a quick rub before turning and leaving the room. Bob peeked up over his shoulder as they left clicking a bit as if in farewell.

I laughed and blew him a kiss right before they turned out of sight.

"I've gotta get going too."

Before Sunny could leave I waved him down to my level so that I could steal another quick kiss. "Be safe."

He stole another kiss for himself, nodded once then left Sides and I alone in the room.

Sides grinned widely looking beyond excited. "Ready?"

"Yup! Do I need to bring anything with me?"

He shifted down to alt mode and opened the door for me. "Nope! I got it all covered! We just need to stop and grab some things from the cafeteria then we can go!"

Why did that sound dubious at best? What was he planning? Only one way to find out...

I climbed into his alt mode and let him take me to wherever he wanted.

The drive took us fifteen minutes. We ended up at the beach or more specifically the plataeu overlooking the beach where Sides let me out. He shifted to bi pedal mode and set up a blanket and picnic basket.

As fast as he had set it up he shifted back down to activate his holoform. He was wearing swim trunks so I got where this was going. I would have said that I hadn't brought a swimsuit but he produced that same skimpy black bikini that he had made me wear that one time.

"Here put it on so we can swim!"

The cursed garment was shoved at me, and before I could tell him hell no he was sprinting down the beach to dive headfirst into the water. I shook my helm at him before changing to my human form and inching around the back of Sides' alt mode where I hoped to change in peace.

It only took me a moment or two to slip the garment on. Never once did it occur to me that Sides could see out of his back end as well, nor did I spare the possibility a thought as I finally made my way down the beach to join him.

The water was somewhat cold when I stepped into it wading my way over to where Sides was standing. Once I was close enough he pulled me to him and spun us around in the ocean waves.

"Cybertron isn't an organic planet. There aren't any bodies of water to swim in." He admitted.

"Mmmm no wonder you like it so much." I pressed my body closer to his feeling the muscles rippling beneath his holoform skin. His red hair was plastered to his head looking several shades darker than its normal blood red. He looked...hot. Way hot.

His arms locked around my waist holding me in place against him. Our lips met in a gentle kiss. I wrapped my arms around his neck tilting my head so that I could deepen the kiss.

He slipped his hands down further to tightly grip my ass pulling me flush against him. I gasped when my abdomen bumped into his spike. "Sides!"

He pulled away to grin deviously at me. "Ye-es?"

"Your spike is poking me."

"Yes I know. Did you expect it to be less lively when you're wearing something like that?"

I flushed horribly when he purposefully brushed me against it again. My body reacted like it was meant to, becoming heated with arousal. A blush stretched from my cheeks down to my chest causing his grin to widen. I knew that I had only tempted him to torment me more but I could do nothing to stop it now.

Before I could react he swept me up into his arms causing my legs to start flailing when they left the soft ocean floor. They instinctively wrapped around his waist bringing our apexes flush against one another's. This did nothing to calm my embarrassment when I felt it poking my valve through the flimsy swimsuit bottoms I was wearing.

And he just grinned wider if possible, like he was completely innocent.

My arms tightened to hold me closer to him my chin finding purchase on his shoulder. There was literally no space between our bodies. Just like he wanted I'm sure. "You just wanted to get me in this suit and wet!" I accused.

His response was to grip my ass and squeeze it.

I squirmed against him, and oh Primus the things that the friction between us did to me. "Sides!"

"Hmmm?" He purred.

"Did you bring me out here just to fool around?"

"No. I just saw an opportunity to tease you and I took it."

Typical. I loved that about him though, even if he did embarrass me sometimes. "Well umm I'm thoroughly embarrassed now so can I get down so we can swim?"

"As you wish sweetspark." With one last teasing squeeze to my ass he let me slide back down into the water. Much to my relief. The water cooled off the heat that had built up in me.

"Let's swim!"

He stepped back held his arms out and let himself fall back into the water. Well I guess that was a way to swim! I lowered myself in and dove under the surface to give chase.

He wasn't swimming that far ahead of me so I caught up easily. We swam side by side my hand sliding into his as we came up for air. I wondered briefly if he actually needed to breathe even in holoform but he tugged me forward before I could ask him.

We kept above the surface this time keeping quiet. It was cold. The sun was also lowering in darkening the water noticably. For that reason, and because I knew that dusk was prime shark hunting time I kept us closer to the beach. I for one did not want to be eaten by jaws. If it was not possible for him to bite through me...well I still would prefer not to try it.

So we didn't go too far and soon enough we transitioned into a splash war. More like I splashed Sides and he tackled me into the water making me scream. He so cheated but it was still fun!

He brought us back up with me facing away from him and his arms were locked under mine in an iron tight hold. I laughed. "Sides! Put me down!"

"Ok!"

And then he threw me into an approaching wave. "SIDES!" I screamed just before I went plummeting under the surface of the water. Oh he was so going to get it for this!

I could see where he was standing so I swam at him like a shark under the water tackling him from beneath the waist. A forceful tug brought him under with me. A look of surprise and amusement was on his face. I grinned and broke away to swim like pit in the opposite direction where I broke the surface to take a gulp of air in before diving back under.

He was hot on my peds...at least I thought that he was. I got the ultimate shock of my life so far when I felt something that I assumed was Sides brush against my leg. When I turned to look back all of my breath escaped me in a rush of bubbles when my eyes landed on a huge shark. Literally a huge shark was circling me. OH MY GOD&PRIMUS!

Just seeing it was enough to send me shooting to the surface. A bad idea since most sharks were ambush predators. And this one looked to be a great white. WHY WAS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?! I broke the surface and looked around for Sides. He was close to the shore where the water was only like knee deep. "SIDES!"

He looked in my direction at the same moment that something rammed me hard enough to take me under the surface. Luckily it was closed mouthed otherwise the hit would have torn me open. Either way the snout of this huge ass shark was pressed to my side and he was dragging me down.

My spark sped up in terror. I started punching it in the eyes and gills in the hopes that he would let me go. He broke off and circled me again giving me the opporunity to swim like mad towards the shore. I was shaking, spark racing, terror eating me alive. And I just knew he was following me. Sure enough when I looked back he was circling close. Please don't let him bite me!

I broke the surface roughly fifteen meters from shore.

"Clare!" Sides' real form was on the beach looking around frantically for me. His optics locked on me and widened in fear. I didn't need to ask why.

Cause the damn shark hit me again from behind. Closed mouth still but damn it hurt when 3000lbs of pure muscle hit me! In the space between one astrosecond and the next a plasma shot slammed into the water behind me. I didn't question where it came from, nor did I slow down to look and see if it hit it's target.

All I cared about was getting onto the shore. And I did. Faster than I ever had before. Thanks to Sides who grabbed me once I was close enough.

He pulled me into his arms uncaring that the salt water would eat his paint. His servos slid over my entire frame looking for any damage. Doubted that he would find any anywhere other than on my protoform. "Clare! Clare are you ok? What was that?"

"IT WAS JAWS!" I shrieked. "I SO CALLED ALMOST GETTING EATEN BY JAWS ONE DAY!"

"Jaws? That was a shark? It was almost as big as me!"

"I know."

He rubbed my back. "Are you ok?"

"Yes. He didn't bite me so I'm fine."

"Maybe we should not go swimming again today?"

"No probably not."

He carried me back up to the platuea where the blanket was set up, but he hesitated to sit me down. "Do you want me to take you back to base? Does Ratchet need to look at your protoform? I mean did it hit you hard enough to damage it?"

"I'm fine Sides. A little sore but it will be ok."

"Ok. Just tell me if it hurts and I'll take you back." With that he sat me down on the blanket.

Upon feeling the soft material beneath me I changed back to bot mode. Ha! I now had the bikini in my possession! Take that Sides! But ow my back hurt!

Sides distracted me by sitting down next to me. "I brought some energon candy and some weaker strength high grade. There's also regular grade if you don't want to get over charged." He rummaged around in the basket retrieving some energon cubes and one of those little black boxes that I knew contained those yummy energon candies.

I accepted a cube of high grade and one of the candies. I munched at the oval shaped candy while I sipped at the high grade. This time I was not going to get drunk. Just one cube and that was it!

"So is this date going well? Minus the jaws attack?"

"Mm hmm. That was scary but I'm still having fun. As long as we don't go back into the water I think I'll be ok."

"Ok."

We carried on drinking and eating the energon candies in relative silence. Sides fed me a few candies and held my cube of high grade for me so that I could drink from it. He was being exceptionally sweet, even more so than usual. I blushed and accepted his actions readily. What femme didn't like being treated like a Princess? Well I didn't like being coddled all the time but once in a while was nice.

Before I knew it I had drank more high grade than I had intended. Not enough to trash me but enough that I was a little tingly.

Sides smirked. "Lightweight."

"Says he who weighs as much as a car!"

He gave me a mock look of offense. "I will have you know that my weight is perfectly on target for my size! And besides sweetspark this is all muscle!"

I snorted. "You don't even have muscle! You have relays! Totally different!"

He waved me off. "Same thing."

"Not really."

"It is."

"No. I don't think so."

"Look at this bicep!" He flexed his arm which caused the plating to puff up as if there was actually a muscle under it.

"Very nice. However it is still not muscles! It looks muscular but it is different!"

He pouted.

"Sexier. It looks sexy." I licked my lips tasting the lingering traces of high grade and energon candy on them. "I like metal."

He leaned in close to my face and purred. "You are made of metal so you're supposed to. And I can show you some real nice metal."

Oh my Primus! What was it with sexual innuendos and the male species in general? And why must it have an effect even when I did not want it to? Cause those words made me get hot all over again. That combined with the slight buzz I had was more than enough to make me kiss him.

He laughed when I missed and hit his cheek instead. "I think you meant to kiss me here."

His servos guided my helm so that our lips could meet. It sent a thrill right through me fueled by the high grade zinging through my cables. I grabbed a hold of his cheeks and licked at his mouth until he opened up and let me in so that our glossas could lap at one another's.

The taste of energon candy and high grade mixed in with his naturally spicy and sweet taste made me moan in pleasure.

The next thing I knew I was on my back with him over me, knees on either side of me. He lowered himself down until we were pressed flush against one another my body pressed to his chassis and stomach.

Soft pants built up between us. The heat grew to a blistering intensity with each lick and nip. Sides started suckling my bottom lip, his servos wandering down to touch me. A keening sound rose up from my vocaliser when those touches tickled my chassis and thighs.

It was a smooth switch from just teasing my thighs to sliding between them to prod at my valve covering. I panted and squirmed as he shifted to make touching me easier. Part of me wanted to freeze or tell him no but a larger part, the part that was enamored told me to just wing it. I would blame opening my valve covering on the high grade later.

Unfortunately or fortunately he had no qualms about diving in with his digits. Prodding at my opening but never entering it, sliding up and down over the external ports, teasing all the right places.

I gasped, bucked, whimpered, and moaned as the heat built up inside of me coiling in my abdomen and spark chamber. Sparks started flickering across my plating with each flick of those talented digits.

His mouth descended on mine again glossa entering my mouth to stifle the pitiful keening sound I was making. He growled and devoured every noise I made, optics holding mine heatedly.

His experienced servos worked me to overload in no time at all. My back arched when the tide hit, a scream rising from my throat, sparks shooting into the air around me. My hips started wildly thrusting into the digits sliding over my soaked valve opening drawing the pleasure out for another klik before I finally slumped down against the ground.

Sides pulled back and lifted his digits to his mouth to lick all of the pink lubricant off of them. Then he dipped them back down and repeated it several more times to get as much as he could. I moaned and squirmed again each time he brushed against my overly sensitive valve.

"Sunny was right it is sweet. If only you would let me lick it all up..." He sighed wistfully.

I regained enough of a sense of processor to blush. Even so I laid there until he had gathered all of it onto his digits to lick off.

Once he had as much as he could get without actually physically leaning down to lick it all up he sat back on his aft, just watching me.

I popped my valve covering back on before sitting up as well. He hadn't said anything but the slight rise to his sodpiece told me that he was aroused. We hadn't been together that long...but I had liked him for as long as I had liked Sunny, and since I had already done this with Sunny maybe it would be ok to...

"What are you doing sweetspark?" He asked when I crawled towards him on servos and knees.

Reaching out I lightly traced a servo over his sodpiece making him jerk.

"Sweetspark?"

"I owe you not just for giving me an overload, but for saving me from Jaws."

He cocked his helm at me. "You don't have to if you're not ready sweet."

"If I wasn't I wouldn't ask you to open your sodpiece." I tugged at the plating gently.

Taking the hint he popped it off revealing a spike to equal Sunny's even after he mass shifted it, the only difference was that Sides' cables were a darker shade of gray and the piston was a lighter shade of bronze than Sunny's.

Taking a deep breath I reached out, grasped it, and pumped it.

Sides groaned much louder than Sunny had when I had done this to him. He was much more vocal that was for sure. It thrilled me to hear the sounds he made when I stroked him. Maybe it wasn't something to be embarrassed about so much as it was something to feel proud of? I could touch them and make them feel good and I liked it.

I liked the feel of him in my grasp. I liked the way his piston pumped up and down in time with my strokes. I especially liked the way that he moaned and bucked his hips into my servos. It felt great to see him reduced to this state because of something that I had done.

My spark sped up when he swelled in my servos releasing a series of loud moans and grunts. I squeezed and pumped faster to bring him to overload. My marks started sparking like they had with Sunny, jumping from me to his spike enveloping it.

His entire frame tensed like a bowstring drawn tight, helm falling back as a deep guttural snarl rose from his vocaliser. And then his hips shot up nearly taking me into the air, transfluid spewing from his spike like a geyser. He fell back against the ground bucking his hips into the servos that were barely holding onto him at this point.

The thick blue liquid rained down on me. Again. Some of it dripped into my mouth when I gasped in surprise, the taste was salty and sweet surprisingly.

Sides slumped to the ground panting once his overload finally stopped. His optics drifted to hold mine as he held a servo out to beckon me over to him.

I crawled into his arms where I lay contentedly. Well as contentedly as I could when I was covered in more robo jizz. It was sticky and warm... "Umm Sides?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm covered in your robo jizz. Umm but I'm too scared of Jaws to get into the water and wash it off."

He huffed. "The salt water would damage your armor and protoform anyways. There's tons of small ponds around here so we'll just find one to rinse off in. Then when we get back we'll stop at the wash racks."

"Ok."

We cuddled together for some time before we finally decided to head back to base.

The last thing I wanted to see as we pulled into the hangar was my dad standing there with his arms crossed over his chassis, wings rigidly sitting on his back, and opi standing beside him looking sheepish. Sunny was there as well standing not too far from them yet still far enough away that neither of them could touch him.

Knowing that they would be able to smell what we had been doing made me reluctant to get out of Sides. "Do you think we can get around them?" I whispered.

"Nope. They blocked off the hallway."

Damn! I curled up in the seat fearfully.

"Come on sweetspark! They might not react that bad to the smell. Besides Prowl came here to yell at you about Bob! Maybe he'll be so focused on that that he won't notice the smell." Sides offered cheerfully. Yeah well he wasn't going to be so cheerful when dad beat his aft or something...or worse brigged him.

With a sigh I relented and got out of him. Sides transformed beside me as well.

Sunny raised an optic ridge almost immediately when he saw the parts of paint that had been eaten away by the salt water when Sides had grabbed me. Or maybe he had smelled the transfluid and lubricant?

"Clare!" Dad's sharp commanding voice had me snapping my optics in his direction where he was now holding Bob. "What is this? Why do you have it?"

"Umm he's my pet?" I trailed off slowly.

Dad's wings went even more rigid if that were possible. "This is not a pet! An insecticon can kill you! You cannot keep him!"

"But Bob is nice!" I protested vehemently. "He hasn't show any aggression towards me at all! Besides he's just a baby he can still be trained!"

"Insecticons are mindless beasts! He cannot be trained!"

I stomped my ped. "He can too! Hound is going to help me!" Everything else faded away as my temper exploded. Bob was harmless! He was just a baby! He was my pet! Nobot was going to take him from me without a good reason!

"You are not allowed to keep him!" Dad repeated. "He will grow to be larger than you! He will attack or even attempt to eat you!"

"No he won't! Give him back!" I stomped towards him. "Bob come!"

Bob clicked then scurried down dad's armor and over to me faster than he could react. I wrapped my arms around him defensively. "See? He's nice!"

Steam started blowing out of his vents leading me to believe that he was about to either explode or glitch. "You cannot keep him! I demand that you give him back so that I may dispose of him!"

"No!"

"Clare hand the insect over right this astrosecond!"

"No!"

His entire frame started shaking with barely concealed anger. "Clare if you do not cease I will take him by force! If I am forced to do so I will let you spend the rest of the night in the brig for disobedience!"

I held my ground fearlessly. "He is my bug baby and you are not taking him! Hound said he appears docile and he's going to observe his behavior as he grows so that there's less of a risk of any accidents!"

"I do not care! Hound can risk his own sparkling not mine!"

When he reached out to snatch Bob from me I spun and skittered out of his reach whipping up the air around me. I dashed over to hide behind Sunny's leg since he was closest. Peeking out I noticed that dad was crouched in the same exact spot that he had been. An unreadable expression was present on his face. What was that all about? I was so busy looking at him that I didn't notice Sides stiffen.

[Clare...is that the smell of transfluid and lubricant clinging to you?]

Oh slag me sideways he smelled it! Oh scrap! Oh pit! Oh holy fragging poptarts for cereal! [Ummm I don't know is it?]

My response did not amuse him. It did nothing to soothe him or opi who had gone rigid as well. Dad rose wings held high in obvious anger as he stepped towards Sides. "Sideswipe...why does my sparkling smell like lubricant and transfluid after returning from an outting with you?"

"Ummm gee does she? What is that all about?" Sides pretended not to know.

"Do you mean to tell me that you took her out only to return her smelling as such, yet you have no idea why?"

Sides cringed away. "Uh yeah?"

In turn I cringed once I realized where this was going...with Sides ending up in the brig. Not even Bob's clicking seemed to be distracting dad and he was the reason this fight had started in the first place! It only took me a moment to decide that I needed to do something or else Sides was toast.

I grabbed Bob and sat him on Sunny's leg where he regarded me before climbing up the plating until he was resting on Sunny's shoulder. Said bot looked down at me as if to say 'why the pit is your thing on me?'

"Watch him while I save Sides from dad."

Without waiting for a response I started in the direction of my adoptive creator. "Dad stop it right now!"

His helm whipped around in my direction. "What?"

"I said stop it! Sides and Sunny are my mechfriends! What did you expect when you found out about this? Couples fool around! We didn't interface so chill out!"

"He-"

"Did not force me to do anything! I did everything willingly."

Dad looked like he wanted to argue with me.

"Don't. Sides didn't do anything wrong and neither did I. You're being unreasonable."

"Unreasonable? It's my job to ensure that you not only behave but are treated respectably."

"And I am treated better than respectably by both! Just because I do things with them doesn't mean that any of us are trying to disrespect you or anybot else. Nobot accuses you of anything when you and opi do stuff!"

A slight tinge of blue broke out across dad's cheeks. "We are a mated couple it is different."

"And I'm seeing the twins so it's not like a casual fling! I don't do things like that anyways so there's no need to worry! I appreciate the protectiveness but I'm a grown femme of breeding age!"

It seemed that we had reached a stalemate with neither of us wanting to back down. I loved my adoptive creators, really I did but they weren't going to dictate how I lived my life. They would not be allowed to rule over me governing every decision I made. This was not a dictatorship. "Look dad I love you and opi, you're the only parents I've ever had. But that doesn't mean that I can't make my own choices. And that's what happened, I chose to mess around while I was out. While I respect that you aren't happy about it there's not much that you can do to change it. If I want to fool around with the twins I will. End of story."

"I did not mean to...make you feel like I was trying to control you. I merely wish to ensure that you are safe and well cared for." Dad admitted. He seemed to have mostly calmed down by now.

"I know. And most things I will listen to you about! The only two things that I won't being the twins and Bob."

His wings twitched atop his back contemplatively while we stared each other down. It was silent in the hangar. Nobot made a single sound.

Then a sigh. "Fine. I am not pleased about any of these developments but your reasoning is viable. As much as I wish that I could deny it you are grown and able to make your own decisions. However I feel that I must inform the twins that if they cause any harm to you it will be their helms lining the wall of my office as trophies. The same goes for your pet."

I gulped nervously. "O-Ok."

Dad nodded curtly. "Very well... I must return to my work, but I do wish for you to join us at a decent time tonight."

A sheepish smile spread across my lips... Yeah I had a tendency to stay out late on weekends with the twins in their room. More than once I had woke my creators when I returned to go to bed. "Ok. I'll be back before eleven. Sound good?"

"Quite. See that you are back before then."

With that he turned and left the hangar with opi trailing along behind him after winking at me. I just watched them go until Sides bounded over to me.

"Wow you really put Prowl in his place!" He praised me.

"It was rather impressive." Sunny agreed.

My gaze snapped back to where he was absently petting Bob. "What's really impressive is that you haven't thrown Bob yet." I teased.

His servo stopped it's rythmic petting as if he just realized that he was doing it. Then with startling speed Bob was being handed off to me by a scowling Sunny.

I allowed Bob to climb onto my back with a soft chuckle. It really was cute when Sunny acted out of character. "So what do you guys wanna do next? Well Sides and I need to wash off but after that we have a few hours to hang out."

Sunny shrugged. "Watch a movie, play a game, or make out?" He offered.

"Whore."

"Fairness baby. Remember?" He scooped me up and started towards the wash racks.

The move jostled my back where Jaws had rammed me earlier. "Ow."

Sunny's optics drifted down to me. "What?"

"Oh Jaws tried to eat me earlier."

"Jaws? That shark from that movie?"

I waved carelessly. "All sharks are referred to as Jaws by me. Anyways he was huge! Like almost as big as Sides and he rammed me in my human form!"

"Okkkk..."

I just shrugged...Sunny just didn't understand anything about Jaws.

Maybe I should show him Jaws 3 and 3 to make him understand?

That was actually a really good idea! Right after we showered it was going to be a Jaws marathon! I couldn't wait!

R&R! Some Sides limeade for ya! Next chapter is mostly about christmas shopping and all that good stuff. Should be good though if I get it done right! Until next time! Review time!

Coolgal02- Bob is cute...^.^ Glad you like it!

FireStrike1177- No her poor virgin mind is going to be severely tested for many chapters coming up especially by the twins! Thanks for remembering to review! I'm still waiting to see what happens in your story this Friday!

himelove22- Yes I do love putting her in situations like these lol.

gemava- I have a few ideas for the other sequence but you'll have to wait and see. As for healing she can already do that remember? And yes Bob is awesome!

VulcanFanGirl- :D BOB!

Sorana3- I'm glad you're liking it! No no female would ever want to be put through THAT exam... Poor Clare. I love making her suffer though lol. And as you can see Sunny is getting attached even if he's trying to deny it.

Izzy-dragon-rider- ^.^ BABY BOB! I love him too! And yes poor twins and Clare...

HeartsGuardianSol- Well Jazz was pretty cool about it! Prowl...not so much...

DarkshadowXsunny-sides- True no one likes their stuff checked. I'm so mean. Bob is the ultimate pet XD!