They reached the sitting room and Illumi entered first. Hisoka's initial instinct was to walk with him to one of the lavish sofas, but he quickly noted Amane's placement with her back against the wall and her hands tucked behind her back watching silently. Hisoka mimicked her stance next to her and watched Illumi greet a petite blonde woman in elegant western clothing. Hisoka noted it was similar to the dress a certain woman by the name of Nadiya wore when he first met her. It was tasteful, but everything about her looked dangerous.

Kikyo and Silva sat adjacent to the woman, leaving room for Illumi to sit right across from her. A coffee table separated them, allowing Illumi to examine everything she wore. Hisoka felt a twitch of jealousy as he noticed Illumi observing her for longer than he would have liked.

"I'm sure my mother has told you all about me already." Illumi spoke knives to his mother subtly whenever he could, it seemed.

"Not at all, we were discussing other matters and there's plenty of time for me to become acquainted with you. My name is Prytania. It's very nice to finally meet you, Illumi."

"Pleasure is all mine." Illumi's smile was childish and foreign, but polite nonetheless.

"So, I'm guessing you're curious about the whole process."

"I'm sure I understand the part where we have se-"

"The legal aspect of it all, I mean."

Hisoka could barely keep his jaw from dropping. Illumi was acting almost playful.

"...Right. So, how is that going to work exactly?"

"Well, firstly I'd like to discuss the ultimate goal of this relationship. I want to help give you the children..." she glanced over at Kikyo and Silva, "...and grandchildren that you want. Not just any children- but a strong future generation that will be your family's pride and joy."

"So what's the catch?" Illumi spoke directly at Prytania, who had been talking mostly to his parents. She turned to stare him in the eye.

"Well, there's no catch if you don't want one. Everyone is different, so my company has several options available to meet your needs. If it's the case that you don't want to see the child, then we can arrange that."

"No"

Prytania seemed startled when Silva, Kikyo, and Illumi all said no at once.

"Alright, then I'm guessing you're looking for a more involved plan."

Kikyo placed a hand on Illumi's shoulder as she began to speak. "My son here is looking for something more permanent than just having a kid and being done with it. We're hoping for an option that is more of a lifelong arrangement where we can also raise these babies as the perfect assassins."

"Fantastic. So, I was hoping to know when would be the ideal age for you all to begin the training aspect of the child's life? We are looking at starting as early as twelve."

Silva breathed loudly through his nose before speaking. "Twelve is too late. Illumi had carried out at least several dozen contracts by that age."

"At what age would you suggest?" Prytania's smile was a force against Silva's irritated expression. For a second Hisoka believed Silva would falter and possibly smile back, but his face remained still.

"How about six?" Illumi chimed in.

Prytania's eyes flew wide open, she continued to smile, but it was unnerving and insincere, and Hisoka could see she was not happy with that number as she turned to look back at Illumi.

"Six? That's a little-"

"Too late? We can start at five if that works better for you in the long run." Kikyo interrupted.

"Six is just fine." Prytania breathed and straightened her posture before starting again. "So, then it will be a simple Type One Marriage Agreement. We call it TOMA for short. Basically-"

"Who's 'we'?" Illumi's posture shifted slightly, leaning in closer and scrutinizing Prytania.

"I beg your pardon?"

"Your company. I didn't catch the name of it."

"Oh, I'm with the PB company."

"Peanut Butter?"

"Perfect Babies..."

"That makes more sense."

Prytania's smile turned into a gentle laugh and her cheeks flushed. Hisoka kept thinking about how easily he could kill her, make her skin red with her own blood pouring from the delightful cuts he would give her if he had the chance.

"Are you always this funny?" Prytania batted her eyelashes. Hisoka could puke.

"Not in the show."

"The what?"

"Nothing important. So you were saying something about TOMA?"

"Ah, yes. Everything will be straightforward from here on out. Once we go into a legal marriage we can get started right away on trying, since you opted for the traditional method, I will be staying here. I couldn't help but notice that this mansion is very far from the nearest hospital. I was wondering about the delivery-"

"We are well staffed." Silva asserted.

"Pardon?"

Kikyo piped up, "All of my children were born here. My grandchildren will be no different."

"Ah. Well then I'm glad it's so pleasant here." Prytania's eyes squinted as she smiled wide.

"When will you be moving here to get things started?" Silva slouched slightly on one side, obviously tired of this conversation.

"I can have my things shipped here as soon as possible."

"All right then." Illumi nodded before standing up. Silva soon followed after. Kikyo's laser eye shifted to Amane.

"You. Butler. Show Prytania to the new quarters. She'll be staying next to Illumi's room for now."

Amane nodded and motioned for Prytania to follow her. Illumi was walking out the door, so Hisoka followed. Not after he left did Amane and Prytania follow suit.

The four of them walked down the hallway, Amane ended up behind Illumi and Hisoka fell back behind Amane, hoping to get closer to Prytania. He readied a card in his hand to strike, but he stopped short when he felt pressure on his back. It felt like a gun. He heard a small whisper from behind him.

"So this is where you've been hiding."

"Who are you?" Hisoka whispered in response.

"You didn't answer my voicemails."

Hisoka's memory of the voicemails at his apartment came back to him.

"Robyn?!" Hisoka almost shouted as he turned around. He could see Prytania's expression was shocked, as she was not expecting such a reaction. Hisoka realized how loud he was as Illumi called back to them.

"Uh, what's going on?"

Hisoka took a moment to breath before turning back around. "Robins! A type of bird. I thought I saw one flying in that hallway. My mistake."

Illumi frowned, but turned around and kept moving. Prytania hid her handgun and walked faster to stand by Hisoka's side. She whispered again.

"I can't believe all this time you didn't recognize me."

"Last time I saw you, you were wearing a police uniform and your hair was tied back. Also you wore no makeup. And you looked really tired and worn so when I saw you today all gussied up I honestly didn't know who you were."

"Uh, Thanks?"

"I bet you're still as deadly as ever."

"Is that a joke?"

"What are you doing here?"

"Nadiya and Albert are dead."

"Yeah, I know."

"How? Did you kill them? You know that's a violation of the contract."

"No, I'm not stupid. I didn't kill them."

"Then why are you in hiding?"

"I can't tell you that, but I can tell you who killed them."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah."

"Well, tell me."

"You know well enough everything comes with a price."

"What's your price?"

"Drop this shit with Illumi."

"Excuse me?"

"This contract. It's not going to go anywhere. If it does, trust me you'll end up dead."

"Is that a threat?"

"You don't want to stick around long enough to find out."

"If I'm correct, you're pretending to be a butler here. Am I right?"

"Shh." Hisoka nudged her to shut her up.

"I won't tell anyone if you tell my who killed Nadiya. I think that's a fair enough trade."

Hisoka chuckled under his breath. "I forgot how much I hate you."

"The feeling's mutual." Prytania snarled.

They quieted as the four of them reached the end of the hallway where Illumi's room was. The room opposite was the Library, if Hisoka remembered correctly. So the room a little further down the hall must have been her room.

"The room further down the hall is where you'll be staying, miss." Amane spoke to Prytania in a quiet and polite tone. Prytania waved at Illumi and winked. Hisoka rolled his eyes. Illumi grunted and walked into his bedroom. Hisoka followed and shut the door behind them.

"So."

"So?"

"Now you're getting married?"

"And having kids."

"You certainly move fast."

"Well, It's just a contract, right? Not like I'll actually care about her or the kids I'm going to have with her."

"Ugh."

"What? Are you seriously upset?"

"Of course I'm upset! You were eyeing her like a piece of meat!"

"How do you think I felt when I found out you had a wife?"

"That was different! She was in the past! But you were saying things like- like you wanted to be with her!"

"And? What are you going to do about it?"

"I-"

"Nothing. You're going to do nothing." Illumi handed Hisoka a small lavender ball. "Run me a hot bath."

Hisoka had so much to say to Illumi. How could he be so stupid? How could he really throw away everything so easily? He looked down at the bath bomb in his hand.

"Yes, sir." He finally said. Illumi shooed him away to make his bath. Hisoka dejectedly started the hot water.

…...

…...

"Daddy, they're crazy!" Prytania cried into her cell phone.

"What did they say?" Pariston's voice was calm in her ear.

"They want to start training the kids at age five. Five! Like I know they're supposed to be just projects but they'll be my kids too! I don't want that for them."

"They're world famous assassins, baby girl. They probably train their kids even earlier than we train ours for a reason."

"But they won't take me to a hospital for delivery! They want me to deliver here! Without any medicine or- or- doctors! I'll die!"

"Prytania." Pariston's voice was stern now. "I didn't give this job to you so you could quit."

"I know, Daddy, but I-"

"I told you this is the most important job. I meant it. This is a hard job to do. I never said it would be easy. But you've consistently failed us, and I'm at the end of my rope with you. If you do this job, no one can say anything to you. You'll have sealed the deal on one of the most famous assassins in the world – no one can touch you. But if you should fail, I won't be able to help you anymore. This is your last chance."

Prytania bit her lip as she sobbed into her hand.

"You can do it."

"I don't think I can. I don't think I can do this."

"Don't be weak!"

Prytania hiccuped at her father's outburst.

"You're not weak. I did not raise a weak child. You know who you are? You're the daughter of a Zodiac! You can do this and you WILL do this."

Prytania breathed deep for a moment. "Okay. Okay."

"That's a good girl."

"I love yo-" The phone beeped and Prytania knew Pariston had hung up. She gently put her phone down. She hiccuped a few more times before breathing slow again.

"I guess I don't have a choice."

"A choice for what?"

Prytania shrieked at Hisoka's voice.

"How'd you get in here!"

"Uh, Illumi's room is literally right next door to yours and your door was unlocked."

"What? My door? No it wasn't."

"Okay, you caught me. I may or may not have crawled through the vent to get in here but that's beside the point."

"Why are you in my room?"

"Illumi is taking a bath and he's made it pretty clear how he feels about me so I came to tell you that you can do whatever you want."

"Whoa, whoa, what?"

"Yeah he basically said fuck you, so."

"You- and Illumi? Is- Is Illumi gay?"

"Not gay enough apparently."

"Is that why you were telling me to drop it with Illumi?"

"Yeah kind of. Also the family is fucking bananas, but telling from the mascara running down your face I'm guessing you already figured that out."

Prytania ran to her bathroom to wipe off her makeup. She washed her face, calming the heat on her skin with water.

"Fuck. If I wasn't such a shit agent maybe I wouldn't have gotten stuck here." Prytania said after turning the faucet off.

"Yeah, you kind of suck. I agree."

"Gee, thanks. How supportive of you."

"Anytime."

"You really fell in love with Illumi? He's so, I don't know.. His family is just so-"

"His family is literally his only flaw."

"Is he strong?"

"Immensely."

"Ah, that's why."

"Yep."

"So, tell me. How did you end up here? Last time I checked you were headed to Greed Island."

"Yeah. While I was gone Illumi found out about Nadiya and killed her."

"What? Is he that possessive?"

"He can get pretty jealous, but I have a suspicion that he didn't do it knowingly."

"What do you mean?"

"He never would have killed them if he knew Albert was mine. He values family too much and betraying friends is like sacrilege to him."

"So then, you think someone tricked him?"

"He won't tell me who, but I think it was his brother or his mother."

"Sounds bad."

"Yep."

"So, uh, why are you still here?"

"I was kind of hoping we could maybe fuck?"

"WHat?"

"Why not? I just got dumped and you just had a meltdown. I think we deserve it."

"Hisoka, you're literally so disgusting."

"Is that a no?"

"I hate you."

…...

…...

Illumi sat alone is his bathtub, breathing in the gentle aroma coming from the scented oils mixed with the purple water that swirled around him when he moved. He had to be crazy. Hisoka was here practically begging for his affections, and it was just too easy to knowingly make Hisoka jealous. He deserved a little torture after hiding so much from him, Illumi thought. But the more he dwelled on Hisoka's hurt expression, the more Illumi's heart sank. He sighed, deciding he would finally make things right with Hisoka. He heard a a large clank coming from his room.

"Hisoka?" Illumi called out.

"S-Sorry! I just, uh, I- I dropped- ow! I just dropped something it's okay."

"Come here." Illumi waited in silence. Hisoka stepped into the bathroom cautiously.

"Wash my hair for me."

Hisoka looked around the room and found a stool. He rolled his sleeves up and pulled the stool next to Illumi silently and began gently washing Illumi's hair.

"Are you mad at me?"

Hisoka stayed quiet.

"Hisoka, talk to me."

"I honestly don't know what to say to you."

"Just try."

HIsoka brushed out a strand of Illum's hair as he thought. It seemed an eternity passed before he finally said something. "I know you didn't kill Nadiya and Albert of your own choice."

"I still killed them with my hands. That's all that matters."

"No it isn't. You should not have suffered because of something that someone else made you do."

"It's over now. It's done. There's nothing we can do about what's in the past. All we can do it move forward, so... I'll tell Prytania to go home."

"You don't have to do that."

"Excuse me?"

"Women like her get stuck in jobs like this because they literally have no more chances to prove themselves useful to the company they work for."

"What? PB? The perfect baby company?"

"It's not called PB. It's called You-Gene-Its Corp and they're awful. When Nadiya and I were... together, if you could even call it that, she told me about it. With the money she made from my winnings she was able to fund a lab for them, but it wasn't an in-vitro lab like she hoped."

"What was it?"

"Girls who couldn't seal the deal were put into that lab and forced to crank out babies that were eggs fertilized by the lab. They cut out the middle man, or middle woman, and basically they have no need for surrogate mothers anymore because they put those girls there."

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah. If you send Prytania home, she'll go there and probably die a painful death."

"Okay, that's awful."

"Yep."

"...But weren't you about to kill her yourself back in the hallway?"

"What?"

"Come on. Robins? What kind of distraction was that? You tried to kill her and she pulled a gun on you. I saw it."

"First of all, even if someone did pull a gun on me, I could handle it myself. My Bungee gum does have the properties of both rubber and gum, you know."

"My point is, why do you suddenly care about what happens to her?"

"The girl is strong. She's got potential unlocked and if she has a kid with you, I can only imagine what kind of hell spawn it would be."

"Your motivations sicken me."

"Well, you know I'm a curious guy. Besides, since we're not going to be together I think it'll be interesting to see what kind of assassins come out from this."

Illumi sat up and turned around to face Hisoka, his hair sliding out of Hisoka's hands and the water sloshing around as he moved.

"Who said we're not going to be together?" Illumi looked at Hisoka's face.

"You did." Hisoka spoke softly.

"Oh, right. I guess I did." Illumi leaned in close to Hisoka with half lidded eyes. Hisoka backed away, still sitting on his stool.

"What's wrong?" Illumi's eyes searched for something in Hisoka's.

"I.."

"You what?"

Hisoka turned away from Illumi's stare. "I thought-" Hisoka sighed. "You were treating me like shit, and now... what are you doing?!"

"I'm trying to talk to you!"

"You can't just- gah! Fuck!" Hisoka ran his hands into his hair in frustration. Illumi reached out to touch him. Hisoka flinched at the sensation.

"Hisoka, you said it yourself. It can be so simple. We can be together."

"That was before!"

"Before what?"

"Before... I..." Hisoka's face grew red and he looked at Illumi helplessly. Illumi gripped onto Hisoka's collar and pulled him into a kiss. Hisoka resisted, and Illumi broke away from him.

"Hisoka, I'm sorry."

"You what?"

"I'm sorry. I was being an ass earlier. You being here was just so sudden for me. Especially since it's been so long and you still make me so crazy. I just- I don't know I'm sorry. I love you."

Hisoka felt he could melt. "I love you, too."

Illumi pulled him in close. "Kiss me, already."

Hisoka pulled Illumi's head close to him, and their lips met with gentle force, Hisoka's hands sliding down Illumi's body to his hips and Illumi gripping onto Hisoka's hair. Water spilled out of the tub as their movements became ravenous. Hisoka's hands grabbed onto Illumi's ass, playing with the firmness of it. Illumi bit into Hisoka's lower lip deliberately. Slowly, Hisoka could feel Illumi pulling him into the tub.

He had to be crazy. He had to be crazy. Illumi's thoughts were racing and his heart pounding. Nothing made sense anymore. Not his family, not his duties as an assassin. His head felt light and he could hear his own gasps echoing against the walls in his bathroom as he broke away to break ever so often. When his neck was vulnerable, Hisoka gripped it and held Illumi into place.

"Don't play with me anymore, Illumi." Hisoka's low voice vibrated in Illumi's ear.

"But that's my favorite thing to do."

"I mean it."

"Fuck me" Illumi couldn't get any other words out into the air. It was all he could think. "Fuck me." He repeated. Hisoka's breathing shook. His grip grew tight and Illumi saw him lick his lips. "Fuck me, Hisoka." Just as Illumi had spoken did Hisoka lower his hands on Illumi's rear to his thighs to pull them farther apart. The sudden movement didn't startle Illumi, and he welcomed it with a sigh. He closed his eyes, feeling Hisoka's hand reach up to his hole. He pressed against it with his finger, pushing his knuckle in.

"You've been playing with yourself."

"Fuck." Illumi said under his breath.

"Is that all you can say?" Hisoka pushed further, faster, jerking Illumi's body up with his motion.

"Unh!" Illumi yelped and opened his eyes, and looked at Hisoka looking at him – drinking in all of his expressions.

"Hi-Hisoka?" Illumi choked out a whisper.

"Yes?" Hisoka whispered back.

"Come here." Illumi didn't wait for a response to pull Hisoka into the tub on top of him. This tub was definitely bigger than Hisoka's at his apartment, and Hisoka couldn't help but smile at Illumi's playfulness. Here he was, soaking wet in his new butler's uniform that was already ruined from all of Illumi's tugs from earlier, and now he planned to ruin it further. Illumi reached behind him where Hisoka's hand remained, urging him to continue.

"Turn around" Hisoka said gruffly. Illumi pouted but did as he was told, allowing Hisoka to pull his hand away so that he could turn. He kept his knees on the floor of the tub and rested his forearms on the edge of the rub, making sure to spread his legs just enough. Water spilled everywhere on the floor, but he didn't care in the slightest.

Hisoka slid his finger back in with ease, this time pumping his hand back and forth, rewarding him soft moans from Illumi.

"Listen to how easily you moan for me."

Illumi bit his lip in defiance.

"That won't do." Hisoka slid another finger into Illumi, making sure to curl his fingers to the right spot where he knew Illumi would feel it.

"Ah.." Illumi sighed.

Hisoka separated his index and middle finger inside Illumi's ass, stretching him and letting Illumi squirm under him.

"Fuck" Hisoka whispered, looking at the sight beneath him.

"Hisoka." Hisoka looked to Illumi's face, which looked back at him from over his shoulder pleadingly.

"Not yet." Hisoka lowered his face to meet Illumi's hole, pressing his tongue inside between his fingers.

"Ah.. Ahh! Hisoka? What- are... oh, fuck." Illumi's back arched down, pressing his ass against Hisoka's face, allowing Hisoka to push his tongue further and swirl it. Illumi gripped his hands into fists. He'd never felt anything like that before, but his body seemed to know what to do. Hisoka's tongue was longer than he ever could have imagined, although he never imagined he would put it in there.

From over his shoulder, he could see Hisoka looking back at him. He could see, no, he could feel Hisoka smiling – into his ass. He was going to have to really kill him later. For now, moaning and gripping on tight was just about all he could manage.

Hisoka pulled away and straightened his back, pulling his hand slowly out of Illumi. Illumi whined in protest, but Hisoka ignored him as he undid his belt and pants, which were heavy with water and tight from pressure built up in his dick. He had to get out of those clothes. At least the outer layer. He set his erection free, letting it bob up and down on top of Illumi as he stripped himself of his jacket and bow tie. Illumi waited impatiently, wiggling his ass back and forth, stroking it against Hisoka's cock. Hisoka let out a small shiver as he watched Illumi work his hips.

"You've become quite the good little slut." Hisoka lowered himself to Illumi's level, lining his cock up to his ass.

"C'mon, c'mon fuck me." Hisoka grabbed Illumi's wet hair and yanked it back as he began sliding himself into Illumi.

"You want this?"

"Fuck! Ahh..." Illumi's voice wavered

"Say it again."

"Fuck me" Illumi grinned. Hisoka thrust himself against Illumi's ass, now completely sheathed in him.

"Fuuuck." Hisoka groaned. Illumi smirked.

"You're okay?" Hisoka asked.

"Mmm" Illumi kept his mouth shut by biting his lip, enjoying the feeling of being absolutely, perfectly filled with Hisoka's cock.

"Don't forget to breathe."

Illumi nodded.

"Fuck, Illumi." Hisoka said before pulling back to exert himself forward again.

Illumi couldn't help but let his body take over, grinding against Hisoka's hips and pulling forward only to force himself back, his mouth wide open, smiling like an idiot. He could hear Hisoka groan as he thrust forward in time with Illumi.

"Shit. Shit." Illumi could hear Hisoka cursing as his hips slapped against Illumi's ass. Water splashed up and out of the tub with each contact.

"Hisoka, fuck me harder."

Illumi felt the tightness on his hair go slack. He looked back only to be forced down by one of Hisoka's arms against the small of his back. His face would have gone into the water had it not been for his own strength keeping him above the bath by holding onto the sides. Hisoka plowed into Illumi's ass like nothing Illumi had ever felt. He tried to silence his moans by holding his breath.

"Breathe." Hisoka panted out from behind him.

Illumi opened his mouth and let his moans carry out into the room, the echoes making the volume of his own voice seem almost unbearable. Hisoka's grunts became louder, and he could tell he was getting close.

"Inside" Illumi said as Hisoka moved his other arm to grab Illumi's torso. Illumi yelped at a sudden sharp feeling against his back. He realized Hisoka was biting him, hard.

Hisoka's thrusts became quicker, more greedy. Illumi felt Hisoka's body buck forward in the final thrust, and he knew Hisoka was filling him up.

Hisoka released his bite on Illumi, the animal in him sated. Illumi felt him pull out and sigh. He turned his head around to look at him. Hisoka's hair was wet and messy, and his body dripped gloriously with sweat and water. His remaining clothes sticking to him. His face was flush. He sat back on his knees and let Illumi get up.

"Illumi, let me... Let me suck you off."

"Let me give you a minute."

Illumi could tell Hisoka was a little relieved. He was tired and spent, and definitely needed more than just a minute. Illumi got out of the tub and grabbed a towel from a rack on the wall.

Hisoka looked up from where he sat in the tub, looking up at Illumi. Without a word, he pulled Illumi's hips towards his face and buried Illumi's dick in his mouth. Illumi gasps gently. If there was something about Hisoka that he admired, it was his resilience. He pulled back, reaching up to prop Illumi's dick in front of his face so he could swirl his tongue around the cock in front of him.

"Oh, god." Illumi watched and was amazed, again, at Hisoka's tongue. Hisoka's flush red cheeks looked so beautiful as his face sucked in more of Illumi. His wet hand twisted has he bobbed his head up and down, twisting it to match the movement of his hand and ever so often swirling his tongue around the tip.

Illumi let his head rock back when Hisoka pushed his cock deep into his throat, soft choking noises came from below and Illumi tried so hard not to grip Hisoka's hair and simply fuck his face. Hisoka got the idea and started moving faster. Illumi gasped and groaned, looking down to see Hisoka's eyes looking up at him. They weren't the gold that he was used to, but it was Hisoka's just the same.

"Fuck.." Illumi muttered. Hisoka jerked Illumi for a few pumps as he breathed, precum dripping devishly from his lips. He smiled and winked at Illumi before going back to town. Illumi couldn't help but thrust lightly into Hisoka's throat, and he loved the soft gurgling coming from him. It was so warm, so wet. Before Illumi knew it, both hands were in Hisoka's hair, gripping tightly as he folded forward, cumming into Hisoka's struggling throat with a groan. He pulled back and out of Hisoka's mouth and sat down on the stool where Hisoka had sat before.

Hisoka's face was even more red now, and he had saliva dripping from his chin.

"Fuck."

"Did you ever think you'd fuck one of your butlers?"

"Fuck off you're not my butler."

They both laughed. Hisoka sighed. Illumi looked around.

"There's water everywhere."

"Yeah among other things."

Illumi smiled, but it soon faded.

"Hisoka, promise me no more secrets."

"From here on out?"

"Yeah."

Hisoka's eyes darted side to side.

"Hisoka?"

"I..."

"You what?"

"Nothing, I love you."

Illumi smiled, Hisoka got up and embraced him, kissing him softly.

~Chapter 12, Fin~

…...Yeah.

Fun fact! I first heard the name Prytania from a song by that name.

…...

Extra:

"Hisoka?"

"What's up Illumi?"

"Is my bite bleeding?"

"What?"

"Where you bit me. Is it bleeding?"

"Lemme take a look turn around.."

"'kay."

"Oh fuck."

"What?! Oh shit am I bleeding? Hisoka!"

"pfft."

"What?"

"The look on your face."

"What about it?"

"It's priceless."

"Dammit Hisoka am I bleeding or not?"

Hisoka dies of laughter, and soon after Illumi kills him for being a little shit. RIP Hisoka (JK he just got a good spanking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))