"Izuku, the fact that you have not done anything remotely lecherous in these last few months we have been together shows you have put forth all love and care towards me" Ibara says, smiling innocently with an ethereal light surrounding her.
"I mean, do you have to constantly put it that way every time you praise me, Ibar-babe" Izuku murmurs sheepishly rubbing the back of his head. I know she means it in a nice way but sometimes she's just a little too blunt, Izuku thinks.
"I could always say congratulations on being solely devoted to me, deciding to forego your thoughts on starting that harem you had plans for, and keeping your dick in your pants" the 1B girl says emotionless.
"Damn Izuku you got told" a passerby says.
Too shocked to reply to the random passerby, Izuku stands motionless in front of his girlfriend, jaw dropped, embarrassed his girlfriend even knew about those past plans.
"Uuuh, Ibar-babe can you just go back to calling me a lecherous bastard and continue with what you were going to say?" Izuku says guiltily.
Smiling her usual smile, which Izuku now realizes hides an evilness no one else knows about Ibara answers back face tilted, with a small blush, "of course I-zu-ku." Ibara says smiling back innocently "I was going to say I'd like you to meet my parents this weekend?".
"Oh I don't know, I already had- wait Izuku think about this what did All Might say to do in this situation? Izuku thinks.
HAHAHA MIDORIYA MY BOY, RULE #1 NEVER SAY NO TO MEETING YOUR GIRLS' PARENTS! DO THAT AND EVERYHING WILL BE ALL MIGHT!
Oh yeah that, Izuku frowns. Damn traitor.
Sweating profusely Izuku looks for the nearest exit, still not prepared at all for this. However when he doesn't see any escape, Izuku pulls at his , all the sudden too-tight collar, taking a deep breath and accepting his faith. For All Might, Izuku thinks, blessing himself before he answers.
"YEAH, I'D LOVE TO BABE!" Izuku shouts embodying the spirit of his idol, giving a quick peck to his girlfriend.
"Excellent mother and father have already set a time and day with your mother for dinner this weekend" Ibara says, giving a blinding smile to Izuku, intertwining hands so they could head to class.
"Damn you, you she-devil. Your sassiness knows no bounds and keeps me wanting more, of course I'm going to say yes" Izuku mumbles once he drops off his girlfriend at her class and heads off to his own, giving once last glance to the vine user happily sitting with her group of friends.
HAHAHAHHA NO MY BOY YOU ARE JUST WHIPPED! All might says as he passes by Izuku.
"AM NOT!" Izuku hisses at his mentor, "am not" Izuku repeats to himself as if to reassure himself.
I'm just doing what all nice boyfriends do and meeting their girls parents, Izuku tells himself as he walks to class.
In Class
"Yeah guys she's evil, like no one knows this but behind that blinding halo that follows her around, she's the devil incarnate", Izuku warns all his classmate surrounding him in a circle, who only look at him skeptically.
"I swear it's true! Once you look past that ethereal beauty of hers you'll see she's a seductive siren bound to suck you in and reveal her true colors.
Shivering for a moment Izuku zones out until Mineta slaps the back of his head to bring him back to earth.
"If that's true, then why are you still with her?" Tsu asks.
Pulling at his collar Izuku pales at the question he's been trying to answer for the past few months since the two have started dating.
"I honestly don't know, Izuku says laughing, "I mean she's got this sassy, assertive side to her that likes to put me in my place when she thinks she needs to, which you wouldn't think so for a religious chick but that aside", rubbing his chin to find the right words, "I'd say she's a great kisser and super sexy so that's a plus", giving a thumbs up to Mineta and Kaminari, but earning a slap from Mina " sorry, sorry, ".
Thinking for a moment Izuku finally answers, "I guess it's because I've never dated anyone like her before. She's a breath of fresh air… who really likes to call me a lecherous bastard every chance she gets." Izuku answers laughing.
"So, what you're saying is Vine girl is a top and you're a bottom Deku." Bakugou says finally entering the conversation, smirking. "What topping the girls of UA get boring, so you finally got yourself a girl who wants to top ya?" Bakugou says laughing.
Mouth dropping at his frenemy's comment, Izuku tries to backtrack to make sure everyone knows he's still a top. "No, no way, I'm the top in the relationship, she's the bottom guys. GUYS, GUYS! Mineta, you believe me, right? Kirishima, Todoroki?" Looking to his friends for a sign of help to back him up.
Only to see the guys turn away in slight shame and the girls cover their mouths to hide their laughter.
"Midoriya, you're like a brother to me you know that", Mineta starts, giving Izuku hope in his eyes, "But you are a total bottom in this relationship" before he finishes, destroying any and all hope Izuku had in proving Bakugou wrong.
Looking to Kirishima he sees him shake his head in sadness "Izu-bro, I honestly would've thought bible chick would be a bottom, but from what you've told us she's turned you into a total bottom" clapping his hand on his friends' shoulder in a sign of sympathy.
"Todoroki" Izuku cries, looking to his last hope.
"You're a bottom" he says before sitting in the back to read.
"But, how" Izuku asks as he falls back into his seat.
"Oh, how the mighty have fallen" Bakugou says walking to Izuku slowly, beginning a dramatic slow clap for effect.
Pale in the face Izuku falls back into his chair at the revelation his peers have revealed.
No, I'm not, I can't, Am I? Izuku thinks.
Flashbacks to all his dates and encounters with Ibara brings him to one realization that Bakugou was right.
"Izuku please fix your outfit" Ibara asks noticing that Izuku has no intention in dressing appropriately.
Groaning Izuku ignores the vine user. "Come on babe, it's not like anyone really cares about how we dress" Izuku says as he tries to walk ahead saggy pants and untucked shirt still unfixed.
"Izuku. Please fix your outfit." Ibara asks this time with a hint of force in her voice, which for some reasons makes Izuku slightly aroused but also scared.
"Yeah babe, sure fixing my pants right up, see even got a belt and my shirt tucked in" Izuku points out smiling exaggerated.
Bakugou was right, Izuku thinks, "Oh My God, Bakugou was right".
Looking up to Bakugou he says the three words he'd never thought he say in his life "I'm a bottom" the last thing he sees is Bakugou' shit eating grin then everything going black.