"So Izuku spills the beans, what's it like having a holier than thou type of girl for a girlfriend" Mineta asks nonchalantly while watching Izuku lift weights. For some reason his best friend has been seen in the gym a lot more than usual which has caused everyone to push him to ask what's going on.
Still don't know how that constitutes me as the go to for finding out what's got Izu-bro to become a gym buff but what-evs, Mineta thinks as he awaits his best friends' response.
While at first too busy to speak since he occupies himself with chugging water from his All Might water bottle after he is done with his set, once he finishes Izuku looks up to Mineta crying, shocking the smaller boy.
Wiping his eyes, he tries to find the right words to speak, but nothing but gibberish seems to come out of his mouth every time he opens it.
"Uh whoa what the hell Izuku!" Mineta yelps when he feels arms wrap around him loud sobbing coming from his best friend.
When the One for all user finally stops his tears, he looks to his friend with hollowed eyes.
"She's such a tease, Mineta" wiping his tears, which Mineta now realizes are of frustration, he lets his green haired friend continue "We kiss, and make out, which she's great at by the way, but nothing more than that" Izuku says eyes shut visually frustrated.
"On top of that she always does these cute- waving his hand around as if to signify what she does- "Sensual, things, which I know for a fact are intentional" poking the smaller boy in the chest angrily "and, in a way, I-I think it's payback for my "lecherous past" because it gets me really worked up and she does nothing to help me out so then I have to come back here to the gym to work off my frustration."
Pfft serves you right Izuku, the purple haired boy thinks.
Just thinking about it begins to work up the reformed playboy so he begins to do more reps while still talking to his grape haired friend.
Breath Izuku, you love her, so you bare it, you love her, so you take it. Izuku chants in his head repeatedly.
"Uh dude, no offence but what did you expect when you started dating a chick who petitioned for a bible club that consisted of only herself in it" tossing another water to his friend he continues, "She literally told you she wouldn't have sex until marriage Midoriya." Mineta says laughing at his friends' reason for frequenting UA's gym so often.
"I can't believe it's because Shiozaki has been teasing you, that you've been visiting the gym so much "Mineta says laughing, "This is too much, "Midoriya the great" dominated by "Ibara the Saint" he says sarcastically, "You really are a bottom".
Mineta knows he shouldn't be making fun of his best friend, but this is just too funny. Besides, Ibara is such a nice girl it's funny to see someone else finally do the teasing to Midoriya and he not be able to do anything back.
Standing straight Mineta clears his throat looking into his best friend eyes, and in his most serious voice says "Actually Midoriya I think you're being really sweet, and honorable- For a moment Izuku smiles as he hears his friends' supportive words, "and as Kirishima would say manly".
Silence rings between the two for a moment as Izuku takes in the grape haired boys' words.
Nodding his head Izuku smiles, "Wow Mineta, you know what you're right I am pretty Honora- "
However, he's interrupted mid-sentence when his childhood friend starts to laugh admitting he couldn't keep a straight face after such a fib.
"You're a bastard you know, that right?" counting to ten Izuku grits his teeth," Your lucky my best friend, anyone else and they'd be dead by now" Shattering Izuku's smile.
"Oh, so that's why they sent me" Mineta thinks chuckling.
Mineta takes a deep breath looking a bit remorseful when he says, "In all honesty, Izuku, you might be a little whipped", shrugging he goes "but in a good way".
"How so?" Izuku says looking to his childhood friend skeptically.
Waving his hand around Mineta searches for the words until he finds them but comes up empty, "Uhm"
"Yeah exactly, Minoru! There's no such thing as being whipped in a GoOd WaY! Izuku yells sarcastically.
"Tsk. Don't say I didn't try to help." Mineta says shrugging.
"What do you mean, you weren't even that helpful in the first place!" Izuku yells, "In fact you made things worst!"
Shaking his head, the green haired boy clicks his teeth not at all agreeing with his friend's sentiment and angrier than when he first showed up to the gym.
There's no way he's whipped, just because he respects his girlfriend's wishes about waiting until marriage for sex and can't help but do nothing when she teases him with her sensual acts, does not in any way or form mean he's whipped. "Honestly, how does anyone believe she's a fucking saint, she's the devil incarnate".
"I am being a gentleman. If anything, Ibara is being mean." Izuku says to no one as he lifts beyond his max weights. "Saint of 1B my ass, more like Lucifer of UA" Midoriya mumbles to himself as he finishes another set, Mineta on the side texting everyone about his talk with Midoriya.
Class 1a and 1b have been added into the chat:
UA perv 2nd to Izuku: I mean yeah, I almost died, but there's nothing wrong with Izuku
Explosion Murder: What the hell is wrong with Deku
UA perv 2nd to Izuku: Eh he's just sexually frustrated. Who knew Shiozaki could be such a tease.
Alien queen: …
Tape for arms: …
Octo-hero: …
Reverlyinthedark: …
Createverything: …
Icyhotbastard:…
Robocop: …
side ponytail: …
metal man: …
Stoneman: …
Copycat: …
Headphone girl: …
Pikachu: …
Vine hero: Really Izuku?
Izu-bro: Mineta, I'm going to kill you.
UA perv 2nd to Izuku: Oh shit, Izuku what are you doing here?!
Izu-bro: You added everyone in your contacts !
UA perv 2nd to Izuku: Holy shit really! if that's true then..Aizawa sensei can I transfer schools
Catsoverdogs: No.
Izu-bro: AIZAWA-SENSEI IS HERE!
Catsoverdogs: Yup
UA perv 2nd to Izuku: So's All Might, if everyone in my contacts was added.
Dad Might: Tis true. HELLO M'BOY! Might I suggest something for your frustration
Izu-bro has removed themselves from the chat
Vine hero: Excuse me while I go heal my boyfriend.
Vine hero has removed themselves from the chat
Side ponytail: …what the hell does that mean?
Stoneman: IZU-BRO'S GONNA GET SOME!
Metal man: WHAT A MAN!
Catsoverdogs has removed themselves from the chat.
Not sure what the next chapter will be about but hope you enjoy this one