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P.S.- there's a few comments at the end.

Chapter Two

Hanabi stood under a tree trying to get shade, while the burning sun sent deadly heat waves toward everything in its path. She wiped away a bead of sweat from her forehead and stepped closer toward the tree.

" Hey!"

Hanabi turned towards the voice. The ever-smiling blonde, wearing a small black shirt and orange pants, jogged up next to her and joined her in the shadows of the tree.

" It's quite hot isn't it? Where's Kakashi-sensei?" the blonde asked cheerily, as if the intense heat wasn't bothering him.

" He hasn't arrived as yet." Hanabi replied coldly.

The blonde hummed and collapsed next to her. Hanabi used the rest of her time examining the blonde next to her. ' Look at him,' she thought, ' that ugly blonde hair, those creepy blue eyes, that nasty tanned skin, those disgusting muscles that flexed themselves everytime you take a breath.' She quietly sneered at him. Naruto, unknowingly, strechted in the cutest and sexiest manner ever, showing Hanabi a perfect view of all the muscles that was hidden in the orange jacket he was wearing earlier that morning. ' Oh My Gosh he's gorgeous!' Hanabi blushed.

Naruto noticed Hanabi staring at him and asked," What are you looking at? Something on my face?"

Hanabi sneered at him in reply, " Your ugly face."

Naruto let out a loud laugh, " I'm ugly? Ha! I have been told by numerous people that I'm quite sexy.", Hanabi could believe that statement. " The problem here is," Naruto continued, " that you're the ugly one and you're trying to pin your ugliness on me. You're just an ugly bastard in my opinion."

Hanabi gave him a cold stare and said, " The only people who would find you sexy is gay people. A perfect example would be Uchiha Sasuke. He was gay to the extreme. He thought of you as sexy. And from what I heard he was obsessed with freaks of nature thats why he was always with you."

" What? Were you saying something? I wasn't listening for a second. I was watching the leaves dance." Naruto said as if he wasn't listening. " I swear, you Hyuuga's are so conceited that you just love to hear yourself talk"

Hanabi turned toward him and said, " You know damn right you heard me. Freak of Konoha!"

Naruto's face saddened for a few seconds, then it hardened. He stood up, looked Hanabi in the face and said in a truculent tone, " Don't ever call me a freak. If you don't know anything keep your damn mouth shout."

Hanabi started to say something but closed her mouth, an ominous aura coming off of the blonde. Naruto stepped closer to Hanabi, so there faces were mere millimeters apart. Voice just barely above a whisper, Naruto said," The only thing I hate more than someone teasing me is an arrogant, ignorant, snobbish, conceited, ugly, ghostly-white, paled-eyed proud-assed Hyuuga." He then placed a frim grip around her neck and sneered, " I could kill you if I want and nobody'll know what happened."

Hanabi started to tremble. She looked in his eyes and saw a faint hint of red quivering behind blue eyes. A sick feeling of fear ran through her. Placing a weak grip on Naruto's neck, she shakily replied, " I'm n not afraid of you."

Naruto snorted and took a closer step, pining Hanabi to the tree. Summoning any courage from within her body, Hanabi screamed at the top of her lungs, " RAPE! RAPE!"

Kakashi appeared from nowhere, " Rape? Hmm, is there something I should know or document for future references?" Naruto jumped back, releasing Hanabi, and was about to heatedly deny any accusations but Kakashi raised a hand. " You have better things to worry about." He looked toward the stricken Hanabi who was leaning against the tree for support and said, " Sorry I'm late, I was chased and almost pecked to death by a bunch of pigeons."

Hanabi, standing on her own now, gave the ninja a you-expect-me-to-believe-that-crap look. Hanabi glanced at Naruto who appeared to be back to his regular smiling state, ominous aura gone.

Kakashi approached the two of them and said, " I do hope you two are ready to work, I'll assist whenever I can."

Hanabi asked, " Exactly what are we going to clean at the Hokage's office?"

Kakashi, grinning, replied " You'll know when we get there. And Naruto, I need you to give Jiraiya something for me. I would do it myself but your the only one who knows where he is right now. Also, tell him Tsunade-sama has hunter ninja looking for him. He's always on the move."

Naruto looked at Kakashi as if his head was dangling by his ear. " Ero-sennin? You expect me to go to where he is staying. Ha! You wish Kakashi-sensei. Everytime I go there, some floozy tries to rape me. I refuse to step foot in that House of Ill Repute."

Kakashi grinned at Naruto, " He must've known Tsunade-sama was looking for him becasue that'll be the last place she'll look." Naruto grimaced and Hanabi rolled her eyes. Kakashi then led them off toward the Hokage's office.

Hanabi stood across from the two guards that were standing in front of the door that lead into the hokage's office, waiting on Kakashi to tell her to come in. She wanted to know what's so special with Naruto that he had to go inside with Kakashi and she stayed out. The door cracked open and a hand holding an orange book poked out, ushering her to come inside. The guards stepped aside and she walked in. The first thing that came to her mind was that this was going to be easy. The only thing that was in the room was a single stack of papers on the hokage's desk. Hanabi glanced at Naruto who was at ease in one of the chairs placed in front of the desk and Kakashi was standing at the door reading his orange book. Hanabi glanced at the hokage and instantly felt afraid. This was the first time she ever saw the hokage in person. Blonde hair, kinda tall, and a stern face. Yep, Hanabi thought, this is no lady to mess with.

Tsunade studied the young Hyuuga that was looking at her. She then leaned on her desk, propping her chin with her hands.

" Hyuuga, Hanabi I presume?" she asked.

" Yes hokage-sama." Hanabi said while bowing, not forgetting her manners.

" So I hear you and Naruto are going to clean my office." Tsunade started, " I'm not going to be here to watch you so I would like to see it in order and nothing missing when I return."

Standing up while cracking her knuckles, Tsunade said, " If I find that anything is missing upon my return you and Naruto will face dire consequences."

Hanabi was having a hard time keeping her self calm and not shaking with fear. She nodded at what Tsunade just said.

" Dire consequences." Tsunade repeated. She punched the wall to enforce her point and Hanabi jumped. Naruto let out a snort saying, " Hahahaha, your scared of Oba-chan."

Tsunade glared at Naruto and he immediately shut up. She removed her hand from the wall showing the small crater she had created. Hanabi, wide-eyed, took a step away from the hokage who was now walking towards the door.

" Come on Kakashi," the hokage said, " lets play a game of poker while they clean my office."

" I don't think so. I lost the last time." came Kakashi's reply, still reading his orange book

" Oh well," Tsuande said walking out the door, " the stakes were going to be how and where Iruka spends his week vacation starting tomorrow."

Kakashi immediately shut his book and followed the hokage out the door saying, " On second thought, I do have a little time."

The door shut behind him leaving Naruto and Hanabi alone in the room. Hanabi walked towards the hokage's desk and examined the single sheet of paper placed on Tsunade's desk. She picked it up and read it.

I'm placing you in charge of this mission, Hyuuga Hanabi.

I expect everything to be cleaned inside and out and be put back in place upon my return.

After you and naruto finish cleaning, try to persuade him to take some pills I have hidden under my desk Or, an alternative to the pills, I have a needle injection right next to the pills.

Good luck trying to wrestle him down if you choose the needle. He has to eat first.

Do Not Let Him See This Note. In fact, dispose of it once you read this. And remeber, there are dire consequences if you fail to clean my office

P.S.: Get him to take those pills, by all means necessary. He will refuse to take them.

The Fifth Hokage of Konoha.

Hanabi tore the note in half and threw it in the garbage. She started to walk towards the stack of papers behind the desk when she noticed that Naruto was watching her and had been since she stepped in the office. She stopped and turned to face him.

" What?" she asked him.

Naruto loooked at her with big blue eyes and said, " Nothing. I just don't like you."

Hanabi said. " And I don't like you, but this office has to be cleaned. So, let's just call a truce for time being so we can get this office cleaned before the hokage comes back. So, truce or not?"

Naruto leaned back in his chair and pondered if he should just duck out and leave her with all the work but, Tsunade might come looking for him if he left.

" Think of it in this sense," Hanabi started, " if you help me clean this office, you won't have to see me again." Hanabi watched as Naruto smiled at what she just said.

Naruto walked towards Hanabi and extended a hand signaling a truce. Gingerly, she shook his hand. Hanabi the divided the room in half so she could work on one side and Naruto on the other. And so they worked seperately for most of the morning in silence, not even looking at each other.

Hanabi, after three long hours, placed her final stack of papers neatly in a corner and turned around in time to catch Naruto stuffing a few papers under the carpet.

" Naruto, you ass!" Hanabi shouted.

" Oh shut the hell up, she won't notice!" Naruto shouted back at her.

" Yes she will and she's gonna -" Hanabi was interrupted mid-rant by knocking. Naruto opened the door to reveal a blushing Hinata with food.

Hanabi walked from behind Naruto to see who it was. Hinata stared in shock as she saw her sister standing next to Naruto.

Hnabai turned to Naruto and coldly asked, " What is it doing here?"

Naruto winced at that comment and Hinata frowned and stuttered, " Ka, Kakashi-sensei a, asked me to bring N, Naruto-kun some lunch."

" Why thank you Hinata. " Naruto said as he took the lunch from her, causing Hinata to blush. He was about to open it and eat it when Hanabi snatched it from him and ran to the window. Naruto started towards her but stopped when Hanabi pushed her left hand out the window, which was holding the food.

Naruto thought about the idea of tackling her to get it but she could drop it if he got her. So he decided he would try to reason with her.

" You really wouldn't do that right?" Naruto asked cautiously, his stomach growling.

" Sure I would.." Hanabi replied.

" But I'm really hungry" Naruto whined. Hanabi was enjoying every moment of this. She loved to watch people beg.

" Well, I'm not." Hanabi replied smirking.

" H, Hanabi, p please just give it to him." Hinata pleaded.

" He'll get it as soon as you get your arse out of here and he finshes what he has to do."

Hinata stiffened and turned to leave the room, stumbling over a vase with a daisy on it on her way out. Hanabi was so concentrated on watching Hinata leave that she forgot all about Naruto.

Naruto approached Hanabi from behind and wrapped his left hand strongly around her slender waist and pulled her from the window. With his left hand holding her steady he used his right arm to grab the hand that was holding his food. Hanabi struggled to break free but Naruto tightened his grip on her.

" Get your hands off of me!" Hanabi shouted while struggling keep the food in her hand and out of his reach.

" Get your hands off my food." Naruto shouted, trying to get the food from Hanabi. Since he was making no progress, he decided to play dirty and blow in her ear.

Hanabi stilled when she felt his breath in her ear. The feeling of his heated breath in her ear sent a foreign feeling down her spine that caused her to shiver. And at that moment the door opened to reveal Hinata standing in the doorway looking down at the ground muttering that she had forgotten her bag.

Naruto and Hanabi froze in their position hoping that Hinata wouldn't look up and see them. Hinata picked up her bag and , head still down, started toward the door but she looked up as she was leaving and saw what looked like Naruto embracing Hanabi. Hinata gasped and stared in shock at Hanabi and Naruto. " W, What are y, you doing?" she stammered.

" Uhhhhhh, I can explain." Naruto said, letting go of Hanabi causing her to fall on the floor. He then started toward Hinata. Hinata backed up toward the door, anger boiling inside of her. Hanabi braced herself against the wall to keep herself from falling. Hanabi stared at Naruto who was looking at Hinata who was glaring at Hanabi. An akward silence filled the room. Hinata picked up her bag and left the room, not before looking back at Hanabi who was smirking at her. Hanabi then slid down to the floor still feeling dazed about what Naruto had done to her.

Naruto resumed cleaning his part of Tsunade's office in the akward silence that lingered in the air. The food lay forgotten on the ground next to Hanabi.

After about a minute or so Hanabi got up and sat on the other side of the room away from Naruto. She then began to think about what had happened a few minutes earlier and why she felt thrilled when Naruto breathed in her ear.

Naruto, on the other hand, was thinking how to explain to Hinata what had happened. He really wanted to stay her friend because she always looked out for him. He knew she liked him but, he didn't like her the same way she liked him. He wasn't as stupid as everyone thought him to be. He was aware that she was obsessed with him and he really didn't want to ruin his friendship with her.

" You know your food is going to get cold." Hanabi said, breaking the silence. Naruto almost forgot that she was still in the room with him and replied, " I'm not hungry anymore."

" So you're just gonna let it waste."

" Might as well., I'm not gonna eat it."

Hanabi got up from where she was sitting, picked up the food, and walked in front of Naruto. Naruto looked up to see Hanabi's expressionless face staring down at him.

" What do you want?" he asked, now annoyed at her.

Hanabi dropped the bag with the food in front of Naruto and said, " Eat."

" What?!"

" Eat the damn food!" Hanabi shouted at him, her temper rising because she had just remembered that she was in trouble with her father.

" What fo-"

" If you don't eat I get in damn trouble!"

" What for?!" Naruto snapped.

" Hokage-sama instucted me to tell you to take some pills help strengthen your body." Hanabi said, conviently leaving out the needle injection part. She then digged around in her pocket and pulled out a yellow bottle with pills and handed it to him.

Naruto snatched them from her, a little embarassed that Tsunade told her about his pills, which he hated because they had side effects that reacted as soon as he took them. He didn't want to take them in front of Hanabi because it could and most likely would lead to embarassing events.

" Well?" Hanabi asked.

" Well what?"

" Aren't you going to take them?"

" Sure I am."

Naruto got up and made his way to the window with the food, muttering about needing fresh air to eat. Hanabi, who was warned that he would show resistance in taking the pills, prepared the needle while his back was turned to her.

Naruto peered out the window to see if anyone was walking below and threw the pills and the food out the window. He heard the door click and turned around to see Hanabi standing in front of the door, with the needle in full view.

:- We interrupt this program to explan why Naruto needs these pills or the injection. Now, since Naruto eats only ramen, he would naturally lack all the other minerals and vitamins found in other food like fruits and veggies. So being the loving hokage she was, Tsunade made these pills and the injection that supplies Naruto's body with all the vitamins and minerals he misses. For the record, lets just say Naruto has a fear of needles and Hanabi has an obsession with them. We now go back to the story. Sorry for any inconviences caused. :-

Naruto started to back away from Hanabi saying, " Now, now Hanabi. Lets not do anything rash."

Hanabi smirked and slowly made her way toward him. The only escape between hanabi and the needle was the door, which she conviently locked behind her. The window was too small for him to fit through.

" Well Naruto," Hanabi started, " we can do this the easy way or the embarassing way."

" How about no way." Naruto replied, edging away from Hanabi as she mimicked every move he made.

Hanabi sighed and said, " Embarassing way it is then."

Hanabi ran toward Naruto and lunged the arm with the needle towards him. Naruto threw himself on the floor to dodge it. He then rolled on to his feet and made a break for the door. Hanabi saw this and did a handstand that landed her in front of him. He then feinted to run to her right and she fell for it, leaving him a opening to go right and thats what he did. Hanabi did a low roundhouse sweep kick, trying to trip him but he jumped over it. Naruto thought he was in the clear but failed to see the vase and tripped over it, landing flat on the floor. Hanabi then seized this chance and ran toward the door to block his escape, but tripped over the daisy in the vase Naruto tripped over and fell on top of him as he was getting up.

And so, the two began to wrestle over the floor with Hanabi trying to stick him and Naruto trying to roll away from her. In some weird way, Hanabi had manage to pin him to the ground. Naruto struggled beneath her, but, surprisingly, Hanabi was keeping him in place.

" Dammit, keep still." Hanabi said, forcefully tearing off the arm of his shirt.

" No, you're gonna stick me with that infected piece of metal." came Naruto's exhasperated reply.

" It's not infected dammit, the hokage made it herself." Hanabi said through deep breaths.

" How the hell I know she didn't already stick someone with that thing." Naruto replied.

" Stop being an ass and keep still already."

" NO!"

Hanabi decided to try a different tactic to get him to take the needle, which was her last resort. With much difficulty, Hanabi had managed to sit on his legs to stop him from kicking at her. And pinning his hands over his head she said in a soft voice, " It won't hurt. Trust me."

" No, I won't trust you!" Naruto shouted and struggled even more to get out of Hanabi's hold.

" For the record, you forced me to do this." Hanabi stated. She then lowered herself to his ear and blew in it causing Naruto to go still. Naruto's face went red when Hanabi pulled him up, so she was sitting in his lap. She then wrapped her legs tightly around his waist, loosened the top button of her shirt, ruffled up her hair, wrapped her hands around his neck and positioned one so that the needle was right behind his arm, and pulled herself closer, molding their bodies together.

Naruto who was barely breathing remained still. Their bodies was so closed that he was smelling her hair, which reminded him of the forest. He was so dazed about how closed their bodies were that he didn't felt the small prick on the back of his arm.

Hanabi lowered her head to his ear again and whispered in a sultry manner," Now that wasn't so hard."

Hanabi's face turned a deep crimson, resembling Hinata when coming in close contact with Naruto, as she felt something warm and hard throbbing against her inner thigh. She froze and looked at Naruto who was blushing furiously. He opened his mouth to say something but nothing came out. And at that moment, the door just happened to swing open and there were several gasps as five pairs of eyes stared at the two people on the floor.

End of chapter two.

For some odd reason, my friend told me to put this here.(seriously she did)

This chapter was brought to you by Gai-co.

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In my opinion, it wasn't that funny. Oh well. So, how did you like chapter two? Was it good? Please review. Sorry it took so long to update but, my internet wasn't on and I had progress report coming up so I had to bring up my B minuses to B's to avoid being grounded. I know, it's sad, I get grounded for B minuses. Anyways the next chapter should be up in about a week and a half. I get distracted easily while typing. I guess thats all.

P.S. I'd like to thank all of you people for the nice reviews. And I'm gonna introduce an OC soon, maybe.

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