*smack* a loud gasp could be heard throughout the halls of U.A., time seemed to stop for everyone walking through and from classes. Teachers looked outside of their classes, students who weren't even in the hallway at the time of the incident popped up out of nowhere. Suddenly a voice spoke deadly calm sending shivers through even the pro heroes, "And just when did I say that you could slap my ass, my lecher?"
The boy in question, Izuku Midoriya turned red-face. He knew the answer to that. Never. She never said he could, but he was just walking past her to his class and couldn't help but give a quick swat. He's done it to his past exes and they enjoyed it, and dear god what was he thinking. Of course, she wouldn't like it what was he thinking. Why did he think Mineta and Bakugou were right in thinking Ibara would think that was sexy, holy motherfucking Christ, her eyes, I can see in her eye's mini flames, he thinks. This was a bad idea.
Sweat poured down his face, his heart was beating erratically as he looked for an escape, but he found none as his girlfriends' classmates blocked his exit in front and behind him. When the fuck did, they show up do they have some sort of "Izuku just fucked up time to kick his ass" alarm on Ibara, he wonders.
Breathing heavily Izuku grinned weakly "Ne-never but, I -I", ruffling his already messy hair from the gym, Izuku looks his girlfriend in the eyes which have a very dark look right now, and clenching his fist, " I just thought "Hey Ibar-babe's butt looks extra good today in that skirt, I'm gonna slap it and when you walked by I did, I didn't expect for you to get so mad, and the Ibara protection squad to pop up ready to kick my ass" awkwardly laughing he goes " but I guess I shouldn't have assumed"
Huffing Ibara looks away trying to hold back a smile successfully because while she doesn't like that he slapped her butt she admires his sentiment "Dear god I'm becoming a lecher like him she thinks covering her eyes which everyone in the hall notices, which they take as her being mad. So, while she's distracted in her thoughts for a moment, 1-B picks up Izuku and takes him away for hurting Ibara. The vine user missing her boyfriend scream for help as he's carried off to who knows where with the teachers going back to their respective classes pretending, they never saw anything.
When Ibara looks back to her boyfriend spot she sees he's missing as well as her class muttering an "Oh no".
Mineta then walks up to her drinking some grape juice ironically "Oh no is right. Your entire class just carried Izuku away welded together by that one classmate with them saying something about getting a taste of his own medicine whatever that means "sssip" man I don't know how you missed " IBAR-BABE HELP YOUR CLASS IS TAKING ME AWAY FOR SLAPPING YOUR HOT ASS, KENDO HAS A DARK GLEAM IN HER EYE I REALLY DON'T LIKE!"
"Yeah, stupid Deku was screaming for a good forty seconds while your class struggled to get him" popping up to her right was Bakugou who had popcorn with him, "Funny shit, vine girl". Then giving Mineta a fist pump both walked off laughing about what happened to Izuku.
Slapping her face Ibara sighs and goes on to look for her boyfriend as well as her class hoping it's not to late to stop them from harming or embarrassing Izuku too much. Who am I kidding they've had a good five-minute head start I wouldn't be surprised if they already sent pictures around the school by now.
Once she finds Izuku she tries by fails horribly to hold back her laughter as she finds him tied to the tree in the back of U.A in nothing but his All Might boxers speaking to All Might, Aizawa and Midnight who is not even trying to hide her lecherous looks at her boyfriend. When she nears them, she hears the three teachers laughing as Izuku explains how he ended up there and why he couldn't get down even with his quirk. Where in the hell did, they get such a strong sleeping pill, and did Awase really leave him welded together?" Ibara thinks as she walks up to her boyfriend who smiles at her despite being practically naked.
"Ibar-babe what's up! Mind getting me down, teaches won't cause they said it's fair punishment for what I did to you, so I figured since maybe you've forgiven me, I can come down now…it's cold and these All Might boxers are silk, so they aren't that warm." Looking to All might Izuku whispers "Remind me to get the cotton ones".
Quirking her eyebrow Ibara answers back "Oh and who said I forgave you for slapping my butt?" Causing all the teachers to laugh at the girl whom many thought easily forgave. Turns out she's just as evil as the rest of us.
Turning to his teachers horrified at the thought of being stuck up there any longer, he begins to stutter "O-oh com-come on, I said I was sorry! And I've been up here for like six hours. Little Midoriya is cold" Izuku whined.
"Lit-little Midoriya" Midnight snorted. Looking to his boxers with a raised eyebrow before getting shoved by Aizawa.
"Well don't get me wrong just because I call it little Midoriya doesn't mean it's -oww what the hell Ibara why'd you slap me with a vine?" Izuku says stretching his jaw where his girlfriend slapped him.
"My vine slipped" the girl shrugged, looking to her bare wrist she shrugs and starts to walk away, "oh my would you look at the time it's time for my bible reading I guess I'll come get you down later my dear Izuku".
"Babe, come on!" Izuku yelled. Looking to his teacher for help he sees that they all disappeared as well, leaving him to his own devices atop the tree he was tied in, in just his All Might boxers. "Tsk, last time I slap Ibar-babes butt, Izuku thinks. Looking to where Ibara was Izuku smirks a thought in mind, "Well I'm already stuck up here" and yells for her attention "Hey babe!" getting her to stop and turn around, I'm probably gonna regret this but oh well.
Looking to her boyfriend she raises an eyebrow smirking, wondering if he was going to apologize again, "I'll consider getting him down if he does, she thinks.
"HATE TO SEE YOU GO BUT LOVE TO WATCH YOU LEAVE" he yells grinning despite being left in the cold.
"Never mind" she says to herself turning back around and continuing to walk away shaking her head having to hold back her laughter after hearing his words. "I swear to whatever deity that is strong enough, please help my lecher" Ibara says with a small smile not at all serious.
I think this chapter is one of my favorites.