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Chapter 2
"That's the last time I ever ride with you." I say stumbling out of the car. Tony came around the car to hug me and kiss my temple, "You know you love me." He said teasingly. "Yeah, I just can't seem to help myself." I say, kissing his cheek. Happy, then, pulled up, getting out of the other car. Tony yells to Happy, "You're good. I thought I lost you back there." " You did, sir. I had to cut across Mulholland." Tony nods. "I got you, I got you." We start walking toward the plane, where an angry Rhodey was waiting. "What's wrong with you?" He yells at Tony. "What?" A surprised Tony said. "Three hours." "Why aren't you yelling at Jasper?" Tony says, deflecting Rhodey's anger onto me. "Jasper can hardly remember what day it is." Rhodey yells back at Tony. I nod in agreement. "For three hours. For three hours you left me standing here." Tony pulls me onto the plane with him, "Waiting on you know. Let's go. Come on."
Once we were all on the plane, I pulled out my laptop, only somewhat listening to Tony bug Rhodey. "What are you reading, platypus?" "Nothing." An annoyed Rhodey replied. Then I Kid of zone out until a warm drink is set down next to me and I reflexively drink it. Almost instantly, I feel the effects of the alcohol, being a lightweight.
An hour later I was hammered and dancing around shirtless. Rhodey was also drunk and lamenting to Tony who wasn't that drunk due to having a high alcohol tolerance. Tony was only half listening to Rhodey, mostly watching me. "Tony, I love you." He smiles at me, "Love you, too, babe." That's when a pole came out of the floor and I became really flexible.
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We reached Afghanistan with me only a little hungover after sleeping for a while. "God, Tony, why did you let me drink so much? You know that I'm a lightweight." I wine as we step out of the plane, sharply dressed. "Because, Ms. Lightweight, you're a very fun drunk." He replies as we walk over to a large group of people and greet the General. "General." Tony says, shaking hands. "Mr. Stark, Mrs. Stark. We look forward to your weapons presentation." The General greets.
Tony stood dramatically before the crowd, giving his also dramatic speech as I wait for him to give me the signal at the computers. "For your consideration, The Jericho." I hit the buttons, firing the missile, watching as it broke apart into tinier missiles. The shock wave moved people and knocked off hats.
Tony opens a cooler filled with liquor, grabbing a glass for himself. "I'll be throwing one of these in with every purchase of 500 million or more. To peace." Tony toasted. As we walked away , Tony's phone rings and Obie pops up on the screen. "Tony! Jasper!" he says. Tony replies, "Obie, what are you doing up?" "I couldn't sleep until I found out how it went. How'd it go?" I smile before replying, "It looks like its going to be an early Christmas." Obie smiles, "Hey, way to go, you guys! I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?" Tony, unable to not be snarky, said, "Hey, why aren't you wearing the pajamas Darcy got you? She knitted them herself, you know." Obie just shakes head before saying goodnight.
Tony and I climb into a Humvee as Rhodey comes over, leaning on the window. "Hey Tony." "I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee, the hum-drum-vee is back there." Tony's sarcasm appears again a Rhodey shake his head, "Nice job." Tony yells to him as he walks away, "See you back at the base."