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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away…

(The words "Loud House" in the form of the Star Wars logo appear over a vast sea of stars as the Star Wars theme song plays. The title fades off into the distance and an introduction summary slowly crawls up.)

Episode IV: A New Hope

It is a period of civil war and renegade paragraphs floating through space. An alliance of Rebels with a hidden base fight to liberate the galaxy from the evil Galactic Empire.

At some point, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Interestingly, until a recently released spinoff movie, we didn't learn about this happened. But that's not important right now.

Right now, what we need to know is that Imperial Senate member and secret ally of the Rebel Alliance, Princess Lori, is pursued by the Empire's most sinister agent and races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy. And then, of course, this happened…

Chapter 1: Secret Plans

(Above the yellow desert planet of Tatooine, a small, silver spacecraft called a Rebel Blockade Runner, races through space firing lasers behind it. It is closely chased by an Imperial Star Destroyer, a giant, gray triangular ship, shooting lasers back at the Blockade Runner. Some bolts hit the Rebel craft and severely damage it.)

(Inside the ship, the impact of the blow is felt by its passengers. Leni, with an entirely robotic gold body, and Lisa, with the body of a robotic blue and white canister with legs that roll on wheels, walk through the hallway feeling the ship shaking. Several men in blue and gray rebel uniforms and white helmets run past them carrying blasters.)

Leni: (worried) Did you hear that? They've like, shut down the main reactor! We're so doomed!

Lisa: Unfortunately, so. This madness won't let up! They'll be boarding any second!

Leni: No way the princess will escape this time!

(The troops take position in the main passageway and aim their blasters at the door. Loud metallic laches clank and heavy equipment are heard around the outside hull of the ship.)

Leni: That doesn't sound too good.

Lisa: We must hustle. Princess Lori has summoned us.

(The two droids continue down the hallway as the Star Destroyer overtakes the Blockade Runner and draws it into its underside dock. The nervous Rebels continue to watch the door. Suddenly, a blast blows a hole in the door and knocks it down creating a smokescreen. Through the smoke, a squad of white-armored Imperial Stormtroopers appear and open fire. The Rebels return fire and a shootout commences. Shooters on both sides are hit and the Rebels retreat down the hallway as more Stormtroopers come through the door.)

(The shootout stops and the Stormtroopers move down the hallway. The smoke around the doorway clears up and a dark figure emerges from it. The figure is short, with a black suit, black helmet, black cape and blonde, curly hair hanging down from the helmet. The Sith Lord Lola looks down at the bodies on the ground in disgust.)

Lola: Eugh! Look at this mess! Would it kill them to clean the battlefield a little to make way for royalty?

(Lola walks down the hallway with the stormtroopers following her.)

(In a corridor next to the hallway, Lisa stands in front of Lori wearing a white dress with her hair tied in two buns on the sides of her head. Lori inserts a data card in Lisa's body. Leni walks down the corridor looking around.)

Leni: Lisa-D2? Where'd you go?

(She sees Lori and Lisa at the end of the corridor.)

Lori: Alright, now what do I click?

Lisa: Click "preferences".

Lori: (touches a screen on Lisa) Okay, now what?

Lisa: Go to "default media browser".

Lori: (touches screen again) Okay, there's a little hourglass, and it's not letting me do anything. It says "buffering."What is that?

Lisa: Just give it a minute.

Lori: I'm just trying to make an mpeg.

Lisa: It does this sometimes. Relax… Okay, now select "import media file".

Lori: (touches screen again) Now it's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.

Lisa: You know what? I'll just take it down to the planet personally.

Lori: That's a good idea.

(Lori then runs off down the corridor while Lisa joins Leni and moves down the opposite direction.)

Leni: They're like coming for us! What do we do?! We'll be sent to the spice mine of Kessel or smashed into who knows what!

(Lisa scoots past Leni am races down the corridor to the other end. Leni chases after her.)

Leni: Where are you going?

Lisa: They won't apprehend us. We're going to the planet below.

(Back in the main hallway, Lola stands in front of the rebel ship captain holding her hand up. The captain floats a few feet above the ground clutching his neck as he's not breathing. Some stormtroopers walk up.)

Stormtrooper: (to Lola) Bad news, boss. The Death Star plans are not in the main computer.

Lola: (to the captain, angrily) Where are are those transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those plans?

Captain: W-we intercepted no tr-transmissions. Aaah… This is a c-consular ship. We're on a di-diplomatic m-mission...

Lola: If this is a consular ship... were is the Ambassador?

(The captain refuses to speak but eventually cries out until he goes limp. Lola drops him against the wall and turns to her troops.)

Lola: (frustrated) Spread out and tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me the princess. I want her alive! Now, move it!

(The stormtroopers begin to scurry around the hallways. Lori, with her blaster out, turns a corner in the corridor and sees a few stormtroopers coming her way. One spots her.)

Stormtrooper: There she is! Set for stun!

(Lori steps out from the corner and shoots the leading stormtrooper. She makes a run for it but another stormtrooper shoots a paralyzing ray at her. She falls on the ground, stunned.)

Stormtrooper: Inform the boss lady we have the princess.

(Lisa stops before the small hatch of an emergency escape pod. She pulls a mechanical arm out of her body and activates the control panel. The hatch opens up and Lisa goes inside. Leni catches up to her.)

Leni: Uh, you know you're not supposed to go in there, right?

Lisa: An exception has been made. Lori has given me secret plans and assigned me on a secret mission.

Leni: Secret mission? What plans?

Lisa: No time to discuss. We must eject!

Leni: I'm so not getting in there. I'll get all nauseated!

(Then she heard movement heading towards them. She then got into the pod.)

Leni: I hope they have hangout spots on this planet.

(Lisa closes the door on the pod and it launches into space down towards Tatooine. Some imperial officers on the Star Destroyer see the pod.)

Gunner: There goes another one.

Captain: Hold fire. No life forms detected. Must've short-circuited.

Gunner: Hold fire? What are we paying by the laser now?

Captain: You don't do the budget. I do.

(Inside the pod.)

Leni: I hope we see Lori again. She's such a nice leader and caretaker. Like a big sister.

Lisa: I can't say for sure. But we must focus on the task at hand right now.

Leni. Yeah, what do we have to do, again?

Lisa: It's difficult to explain things to you, Leni-3PO. Just leave everything to me.

(The pod continues to descend closer to the planet below. Back on the ship, Lori is in shackles and is being marched down the hallway by stromtroppers. They stop as Lola and an imperial commander in a black uniform walk up to them.)

Lori: (disgusted) Darth Lola, only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this. When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic-

Lola: (annoyed) Don't get smart with me, your highness. I know you weren't on any "mercy mission" this time. I know several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies. You're gonna tell me what you did to the plans they sent you.

Lori: I literally don't know what you're talking about. I'm just a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-

Lola: You are an ally of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor to my beautiful Empire! Get her out of here!

(The stormtroopers take Lori away as Lola marches down the hallway with the commander.)

Commander: You sure about this, boss? Holding her is dangerous. If word of this attack gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate.

Lola: I ain't afraid of a bunch of boring politicians! Besides, I've traced the rebel spies to her. As of right now, she is our only link to find their secret base.

Commander: You know how devoted she is to her people. She'll die before she tells us anything.

Lola: That's not your problem! Just leave it to me! Now we're gonna send a distress signal to the Senate saying that all on board were killed and we're bringing her to the Death Star.

(Another imperial officer approaches them.)

Officer #2: Lady Lola, we've searched this ship top to bottom and found no traces of the battle station plans. No transmissions were made either. However, an escape pod was just launched but there were no life forms detected on board.

Lola: Lori must've hidden the plans in the pod. Get a search party down on that planet to retrieve them. As for us, set a course for the Death Star. We'll get the location of the rebel base one way or another. They'll be no one to stop us this time!

Commander: Yes, ma'am.

(The Star Destroyer continues to fly over Tatooine and into space.)