James Barnes: I don't see what the problem is. You're about to be the last eligible man in New York. You know, there's three and a half million women here.
Me: Well, I'd settle for just one.
James Barnes: Good thing I took care of that.
[He waves to the dates, Connie and Bonnie, he's lined up]
Connie: Hey, Bucky!
Me: What did you tell her about me?
James Barnes: Only the good stuff.
[music starts playing]
Expo Announcer: Welcome to the Modern Marvels Paviliion and the World of Tomorrow. A greater world. A better world.
Connie: Oh, my God! It's starting!
Mandy: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Howard Stark!
[Howard enters the stage and kisses the announcer]
Random Woman: I love you, Howard!
Howard Stark: [addressing the audience at the World Exposition fair] Ladies and gentlemen, what if I told you that in just a few short years, your automobile won't even have to touch the ground at all.
[the female helpers take the wheels of the car on stage]
Howard Stark: Yes. Thanks, Mandy. [addressing the audience again] With Stark robotic reversion technology, you'll be able to do just that.
[he turns on the switch of his machine and the car starts to hover off the ground]
James Barnes: Holy cow.
[the robots making the car hover suddenly malfunction and the car falls back on stage]
Howard Stark: I did say a few years, didn't I?
[everyone laughs]
[ I've disappears, and Bucky notices]
James Barnes: Hey, James , what do you say we treat these girls…
[at a recruitment center]
Woman: [to her male company, pulling him away from a mirror making him look like a soldier] Come on, soldier
[ I'm steps in front of the mirror but he's too short to fill out the face]
James Barnes: Come on. You're kind of missing the point of a double date. We're taking the girls dancing.
Me: You go ahead. I'll catch up with you.
James Barnes: You're really gonna do this again?
me: Well, it's a fair. I'm gonna try my luck.
James Barnes: As who? James from Ohio? They'll catch you. Or worse, they'll actually take you.
me: Look, I know you don't think I can do this.
James Barnes: This isn't a back alley, James . It's war!
me: I know it's a war. You don't have to tell me.
James Barnes: Why are you so keen to fight? There are so many important jobs.
me: What am I gonna do? Collect scrap metal…
James Barnes: Yes!
me: …in my little red wagon.
James Barnes: Why not?
me: I'm not gonna sit in a factory, Bucky.
James Barnes: I don't…
me: Bucky, come on! There are men laying down their lives. I got no right to do any less than them. That's what you don't understand. This isn't about me.
James Barnes: Right. Cause you got nothing to prove.
Connie: Hey, Sarge! Are we going dancing?
James Barnes: [he turns to the girls] Yes, we are. [back to me] Don't do anything stupid until I get back.
me: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.
James Barnes: You're a punk.
[he walks back towards me and hugs him goodbye]
me: Jerk. Be careful.
[as James is walking away]
me: Don't win the war till I get there!
James Barnes: [He salutes then starts to walk away] Come on girls. They're playing our song.
[me is in a medical examination room when a nurse whispers something inaudible to Young Doctor]
Young Doctor: Wait here.
me: Is there a problem?
Young Doctor: Just wait here. [walks out]
[I've looks at a sign warning against lying on your enlistment form and starts to get ready to leave]
[An Enlistment Office MP walks in the room and me looks up at him worriedly]
[Dr. Abraham Erskine enters the room as Enlistment Office MP quietly leaves]
Dr. Abraham Erskine: [to the MP] Thank you. [to me] So, you want to go overseas. Kill some Nazis.
me: Excuse me?
Dr. Abraham Erskine: Dr. Abraham Erskine. [walks over and introduces himself to me] I represent the Strategic Scientific Reserve.
me: James pax.
[Dr. Erskine starts looking through my file]
me: Where are you from?
Dr. Abraham Erskine: Queens. 73rd Street and Utopia Parkway. Before that, Germany. This troubles you?
me: [shakes his head] No.
Dr. Abraham Erskine: [flipping through my file] Where are you from, Mr. pax? Mmm? Is it New Haven? Or Paramus? Five exams in five different cities.
Me : That might not be the right file.
Dr. Abraham Erskine: No, it's not the exams I'm interested in. It's the five tries. But you didn't answer my question. Do you want to kill Nazis?
me: Is this a test?
Dr. Abraham Erskine: Yes.
me: I don't wanna kill anyone. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
Dr. Abraham Erskine: Well, there are already so many big men fighting this war. Maybe what we need now is the little guy, huh? I can offer you a chance.
[They exit the room]
Dr. Abraham Erskine: Only a chance.
me: I'll take it.
Dr. Abraham Erskine: Good. So where is the little guy from, actually?
me: Brooklyn. With uncle scrooge
Dr. Abraham Erskine: [Dr. Erskine stamps my form and hands him back his file] Congratulations, soldier.
[I've opens up the file and sees that he's been stamped as accepted]
Me: yes! I going tell uncle scrooge about this.
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