A parody of the episode: The Blame. And also I don't own The Amazing World of Gumball or the Loud House!


It all started at Royal woods Elementary school, where Lincoln and the rest of the 5th graders went to the Library.

"Ah even this brutal digital world, the children of today still find solace in books. Truly this pen is mightier and the sword." The librarian said.

Then Lincoln and his friends are playing games with the computers.

"Clyde, did you hear that? Equip the pen!" Lincoln ordered.

"OKAY!"

However their characters almost got hit by the bazooka in the game.

"Nope, it turns out the bazooka is mightier than the pen. Then their characters died by the sword. "And the sword, hey Rusty stop camping okay?"

"USE ALT FIRE!"

"RESPAWN!"

"Ooh what is that good sounds and image?" It turns out the voice came from Darcy.

"It's a video game." Clyde said to her.

"So these are the video games which my sister Teri warned me about! What does it do?" Darcy asked.

"See this Darcy with the muscles of a bodybuilder and a haircut of a Korean pop star? That's me. And I have to blast these monsters over here to save…stuff? Here, try it!" Lincoln said as he Darcy his seat.

"But is it not dangerous? Teri always says that video games can make one lose contact with reality. That they encourage loose behavior and violent tendencies, much like rock and roll music, long hair and vaccinations." Darcy said.

"Um, no and second there just like fun."

"Well, I guess there will be no bad things happening to me when I'm trying it once." Darcy said as she started playing. "WHOA! THIS IS AMAZING!"

The more she plays she screams louder and laughed louder and he conscious is full of other Video games scene until it stop and she fell on her back while drooling.

"What was that all about?" Clyde asked.

"She didn't even make it past the loading screen!" Lincoln answered.

Upon hearing what happen to her baby sister, Teri was furious she called all of the 5th grade's parents including her two closes friends Lori and Leni and their sisters and the school's staff and principal Huggins to meet her at the auditorium with her on stage along with her poor baby sister Darcy sitting on a chair with a bandage on her head.

"And this is why, as president of the parents' association, I call for a total ban on all video games in Royal woods." Teri said.

"She's right! Look what happen to Lisa when she started gaming!" Lola said showing everyone a picture of Lisa.

"Lola for the last time nothing magically ever happens to me when I make an attempt of Lincoln's virtual games." Lisa said.

"And plus she doesn't look bad." Lana added.

"But here's what she used to look like!" Lola said as she shows them a picture of Lisa's male counterpart. (Levi Loud)

Lisa rolls her eyes in annoyance.

"Gaming's giving my kids square eyes!"

"Gaming's given my kids speech impediment!"

"So we're all in agreement." Teri said.

Then Lincoln and Clyde barge in while dressing as Lori and Leni. "Not everyone!"

"We are Lori and Leni the two eldest Loud sisters!" Clyde said as Leni.

"And we've found video games to be nothing but a positive influence on children!" Lincoln said as Lori.

"This is literally ridiculous!" Lori said.

"Quiet Lori, I'm about to say something." Leni whispered.

"Video games can be educational, teach puzzles solving skills, and help the growth of young imaginations."

Then Lori suddenly had enough and walked towards to them furiously.

"You two, stop this!" Lori shouted.

"Oh my God! My brother Lincoln has dressed up as me and attended the PTA meeting in an attempt to stop this ban! You're in big trouble mister!" Lincoln said while acting like Lori.

"Okay, "Lori" I think you should turn your brother into a human pretzel."

"Fine! Lincoln, I will turn you into a human pretzel one way or another! But you also get a surprise pool party in your honor with pizza and-"

"Don't push it, little man."

"Your plea has really made me think about things. Mostly that I should have locked that door, however I admire for your determination. I give you three chances prove your argument that video games can be forced for good. Meeting adjourned! Then she makes a gesture. "It's a gavel, they wouldn't let me use it." Teri said.

At the Loud House the loud sisters are playing a tennis video game together.

"You see, people often say that video games are antisocial and unhealthy. Well, just take a look at this family sharing some sporty fun together." Lincoln said as they see a game console package with happy family on it.

"What about your family?" She asked.

The older sisters are the opposite team of the tennis video game while the younger sisters are their oppositions of the game.

"They're playing together, which is all that matters, now safety first dear little sister!"

"Of course, dear big brother, the wrist strap what was I thinking?" Lana said as she flails the controller but accidentally toss directly to Luna's mouth and start choking.

"Come one girls, we can't lose to these slobs!" Lynn Jr. exclaimed.

Then they see Leni playing in a wrong way.

"Leni what the hell are you doing?" Teri asked.

"Trying to help my team to win this, and you're lucky we're not online right now or I'd be saying things I'd never say to your face!" Leni exclaimed.

"Luna, take the shot!" Lynn ordered but her sister is still choking.

"Oh, damn you Luna!"

"Now, now Lynn it's only a game!"

Then Lynn roughly grab Luna and uses her as a remote since the remote was inside of her and the older sisters exchange more shots as she uses Luna to swing Lola to the T.V screen like a baseball bat.

"The oldest sister's wins!"

"I don't want to play anymore!" Lola whined.

"Um, how about we switch to a nice fishing game?" Lincoln asked.

His sisters tried to switch a different game but one of them wanted to use the remote so their fighting over the remote like fighting over money.

"Well, there fighting, so technically it's brought them closer together."

Then the two went to the Library and sees Liam playing games on the computer.

"Okay, now I'll prove video games don't make kids lose contact with reality. Hey Liam, what are you playing?"

"Brick Land, it's a game where you can build anything out of little bricks." Liam answered.

"Very good, Liam a game encourages creativity."

"Right now, I'm building a fireplace for my wooden farm." Then the fire and goats are bleating inside of the game. "Oh no, not the goats…THE GOATS ARE ON FIRE!"

"That child has no idea what's real and what's not." Teri said.

"Yes, but you don't know it was video game made him that way."

"What else could make him like that?" She asked.

Then Teri walks away thus Lincoln losing his second chance. Then Liam's father went to his son.

"Son, son, son stop with this tomfoolery the fire isn't real, I'll show what's real."

Then he gave Liam a book. "Take this book, it is the key for your future."

"How?"

"Look, "Books pave the road to your future." Come on son, let's time travel!"

"Yes, I agree. Children should read books and not play silly games." The librarian said.

Lincoln and Teri went to the park and sees Penelope playing a handheld console.

"A lot of people think that all gamers are unattractive to male losers. But look at this majestic female specimen!"

"You got to be joking! I've heard of gaming addiction before but I never thought a girl would let herself to wear eyeglasses but still play virtual games."

"Yeah, but video games didn't turn her into a giant lizard. It comes from her dad!" Lincoln exclaimed.

"Oh I see. My dear, do you play games with your father?" Teri asked the little girl."

"Sometimes." Penelope answered.

"Well that explains it, video games made them both monsters. Case closed."

Then Teri had unplugged everything and even closed the Gus games and grub restaurant.

After that all of the 5th graders are locked inside the library.

"But how are we supposed to entertain ourselves?!" Lincoln asked while banging at the door.

"You are surrounded by all the greatest classics of literature, that's all you need." Teri said as she walked away.

Then Lincoln sat on chair with Clyde and the other classmates.

"This is more boring than having to listen to your friend's band rehearsal." Mollie said.

"Or forced to looked at people's baby pictures." Haiku said.

"Or like, an edutainment." Clyde said.

Then his classmates react in disgust.

"Okay, maybe not edutainment."

Then rusty has an idea.

"Wait a minute I got it! The answer was right under our noses…we discovered making gross noise with our armpits!" Rusty said as he makes fart noises with his armpits.

"That is so gross Rusty." Mollie said as he stopped.

Then they heard Liam screaming.

"Did you hear that?" Clyde asked.

"It's the sound of someone feeling an emotion other than boredom!" Lincoln answered.

The kids ran up to Liam as they see him reading a book.

"Liam are you okay?"

"It's this darned book, I'm telling you this is cool!" Liam said.

"Okay what book is it?" Lincoln asked.

"Grimm's fairy tales" There's people getting eaten by wolves, poison, and some old witch getting cooked in the oven." Liam answered.

Lincoln scratches his chin for something.

"I can see you're getting an idea Lincoln." Clyde said.

"No, just some leftover food on my chin."

"Oh, well I have an idea!" Then he told Lincoln about his Idea.

"Hey, that's a great idea!" He said as he gets his classmates attention. "Hey, my friend Clyde has an idea! If our parents think video games are a bad influence, let's see what they think about books everyone, start reading!" Then everyone screamed in joy and determination and ran.

"Come on, let's teach our parents a lesson!"

They grab each book and ran but the librarian stop them as they forgot something. After getting their books stamped one by one they ran out of the library.

Meanwhile at the auditorium Teri is on the stage while the Loud family and the other parents are the audience.

"And now that we've ban video games, let's move on to the next blight on our culture: The "pop" music!"

Then all of the kids burst through the door screaming while holding their books and all of them went up front stage.

(Lincoln)

"Everybody read a book, wreck havoc across the nation."

"Come on just have a look, there's such violent inspiration."

(Zach)

"Lord of the flies, is a book each parent cherishes!"

"The feral kids survive, but the one with glasses perishes!"

Then Rusty and Rocky act like they attacked him thus making Zach's parents scream in horror.

(Clyde)

"If you want more blood and guts, give Shakespear's plays a try."

Then Clyde trips Teri with his shoes.

"In Titus Andronicus a mother gets her son served up in a pie!"

Then Clyde's dads shriek in fear.

(Liam)

"Myths, legends, fairy tales, will make the readers shriek and wail."

Then Stella pretends to fall into unconscious as Liam catches her and pretends to bite her like a vampire.

(Girl Jordan)

"Red riding hood is pretty bizarre, when wolf dresses up as a girl's grandma!"

Then her parents scream in fear.

(Rocky)

"I've read Greek myths just like you sir, when they get beheaded like medusa."

Then Lola wants to Joined the song as she stood up from her seat and went up front of the stage.

(Lola)

"And I read the tortoise and hare, a tale of torture and despair."

"Lola you're not supposed to be involve this, and plus you didn't read it." Lincoln said.

(Rusty)

"If you read Dicken's Oliver twist you'd shut the library door and lock it!"

Then he steals his dad's wallet and his mom's pearl necklace.

"It's all about these homeless kids who learn how to pickpocket!"

(Teri)

"Okay I get it, that's enough! Fiction should be banned!"

(Lincoln)

"But history books are just as bad! Perhaps a rap will help you understand! Chandler hit it!"

Then Chandler started to beatbox as the rest begin to rap.

(Lincoln)

"It's just words, words, words."

"Cover to cover."

"Bound to a spine, word to your mother."

"But books are the same, every story to video games."

"There're just as gory."

"Romeo, oh Romeo."

He and Girl Jordan pretend to drink out of them.

"Romeo is your homie-o."

Then he and Girl Jordan play dead, but quickly stand up.

"To be or not to be."

(Lincoln, Rusty and Rocky)

"That's the question for a G!"

(Lincoln)

"Huck Finn's adventures by Mark Twain."

"All this books is driving me insane."

(Lincoln and his classmates)

"So who should really get the blame, are books are bad as video games?"

Then the students begin to reenacting from different stories of different books. Clyde draws a lightning bolt on his forehead and runs into a brick wall pushing a cart. Then Girl Jordan shoots a cross bow at Teri.

"Off with their heads!"

"Thar she blows!"

Then everyone are still reenacting faster and faster until Teri suddenly had enough.

"Alright, alright, STOP!" Then everyone stopped. "What are you trying to say here?"

"Sister let me explain, video games may have a bad side if it weren't for censorship and parenting, making gross noises with one's armpit-but that doesn't mean that video games are always the problem but how parents teach their children to respond with." Darcy said.

"My god Darcy, you're right! Books can be dangerous as video games. There is only one reasonable thing to do."

"Become better parents and look after our children in a sensible way?" Lynn sr. asked.

"No." Teri answered

Then all of the parents are burning a pile of books while their kids are watching through the window looking horrified.

THE END