A parody of the episode: The news. Enjoy!

Author's note: I don't own the Loud House or the Amazing world of Gumball!

It all started at the Loud House with all of the loud siblings are not doing their hobbies instead they sat on the couch while watching T.V with boredom expressions on their face.

"Is anyone up for the dream boat?" Lincoln asked.

"No." His sisters answered.

"Are you dudes ready for rock and roll music?" Luna asked.

"No…" Her siblings answered.

"Ooh, how about-"But then Leni was interrupted when her siblings quickly disagree.

"I suggest maybe watching some news is more civilized to know what's going to royal woods." Lisa said.

"Lame…" Lynn Jr. said.

"No offense, Lynn but I literally agree with Lisa hear besides it's been a while." Lori said.

"Yeah it's been a while since we got through those crazy adventures by ourselves." Lincoln said.

"But the last one you said it's your dream Lincoln!" Lola said.

"Can we at least watch it now so we can get ourselves from this boredom?" Lana asked.

Then Lincoln turns on the T.V and turned it to channel 6. Then the intro of Royal woods news is freaking long it has these type of texts in that said intro: "NEWS," "CHANNEL," "6," "ROYAL WOODS NEWS," "ROYAL WOODS," "6 LIVE," "6 NEWS," "NEWS CHANNEL 6," "NEWS" "ROYAL WOODS," "CHANNEL 6 ROYAL WOODS NEWS"

Then we see a man probably in his 40's or something and he is the news man.

"Good evening. It's news man tucker, and this is royal woods news. Dramatic events today in Royal woods as the police sent their finest officers to tackle a robber which took place in broad daylight. Is further proof that our town is no longer safe for anyone, anytime, any day, anywhere, in anyway. "

"Any who, our only female reporter was on the scene to tell us what's going on, Katherine mulligan."

Then we cut to the scene of a news reporter Katherine mulligan and she was In front of the crime scene with the entire law enforcement surrounding that said crime scene.

"Yes, tucker. The police had receives, an anonymous call around one P.M reporting a robbery here at burgin' burger. The police responded with a low-key operation, handling the situation with sensitively and minimal force." Katherine said as she armed herself with bulletproof vest and helmet. "The suspects have not yet been identified, but, uh…."

Then she turned around and sees all of the police officers drove around the burpin' burger and went to the drive-thru area.

"Katherine, can you give us any information what's happening there?" Tucker asked.

"Uh, it's nothing wrong there tucker their just to be conducting interviews." Katherine said.

"Can we have some fries, big burgers and a large soda…" One of the cops said in the background.

"Uh, uh, over to you tucker." Katherine said.

Then we cut back to news man tucker.

"Tucker Wannabe here. In other developments, a house fire has broken out during everyone's routine. We go live to the scene of the blaze." Tucker said.

Then we cut back to Katherine mulligan who, was in front of the burning Loud House.

"The fire started this morning. The firefighters are doing everything they can to stop the blaze before it's too late." Katherine said as her cameraman point the camera at the firefighters who were struggling to take control of the blaze.

"And these children have escaped the blaze." She said as she interviews the loud children who were traumatized. "Tell us, how did the fire started?"

"I totes saw a spider, and I'm too scared…" Leni answered as Lori hugged her tightly.

"Fair enough, tucker back to you." Katherine said.

"Tucker gangbanger here, and we have some new developments about the burpin' burger robbery. We cut back to Katherine who's now on a helicopter." Tucker said.

Then Katherine mulligan who, is in a helicopter after the fire incident while the chopper catching up to one of the police officers that were having their chase.

"It appears the police are still in pursuit of the suspects." Katherine said. "With the police finest hot on their heels, we expect they'll be soon brought to justice." Then the cop tries to keep his eyes on the road to but only to hit a public bus. "It looks the members of the public have destructed their path and unable to continue the chase."

Thanks, Katherine and uh what's happening on the ground?" Tucker asked.

Then the helicopter lands and Katherine hop of the flying vehicle.

"Well it looks like the injured police officer is going call backup while some other finest officers will have to take him to the hospital, and tucker back to you." Katherine said.

"Tucker blab la blab la here, more of that police chase later. But now to our overseas correspond, Al Paca, reporting from the G-eight summit. Al, what important issues were raised today at summit?"

Then Al Paca answers in Chinese which no one understand this.

"Uh-huh? And what did the president say about that issue?"

Then Al Paca responds in Chinese language.

"Hmm, and what are the global implications about that?"

Then he answered while speaking Chinese yet again and no one understands.

"Thanks Al and now we're gonna have some shocking new developments at the burpin' burger robbery. Katherine."

"Yes tucker. The police have called off the search after realizing a misunderstanding between two costumers and I know that sounds unexpected but be glad there are no robberies here in royal woods. Tucker back to you." Katherine said.

"Thanks Katherine and now it's time for…the big question!" Tucker said. "And we're joined by the dean of Royal woods university science faculty. Professor, thanks for joining us. Now, after vaccinations, electric cars, dark magic behind WIFI, I guess the big question is: should we be scared of science?"

"No." Professor answered.

"More questions than answers there. The debate rages on. Be sure to tune in this time for tomorrow our next big question—Oxygen: Friend or Foe? In other news, the town of Royal woods is about to be hit by a disposal strike.

Then Katherine is interviewing with the construction workers.

"Yeah well this disposal strike thing is giving me a nerve at times but we don't have to complain about or else it might cost us our jobs." The first construction worker said.

"Man I wish I could get a day-off by now and because I regret for choosing this job."

"Doing this job is disgusting at first but I have to deal with it and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life being suck at it."

"Royal woods, is expecting a protest march here in front of town hall within the next few minutes. Tucker back to you." Katherine said.

"Thanks Katherine. Celebrity news now and the beloved children's entertainer "Blarney the dinosaur" has suffered what can only be described as on-set meltdown." Tucker said.

Then we cut to Blarney the dinosaur show.

"Good morning, kids!" Blarney the dinosaur exclaimed.

"Good morning, Blarney!" The kids greeted back.

"Today I've got a supri-"

"Hi, kids-s-s-s…!" It turns out it's Sarah the snake.

"I can't believe this. Did you read the script?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COME IN AFTER MY LINE!" Blarney shouted in anger.

"Sorry, dude. I was improvising. You know, winging it. So kids, is everybody-"

"Okay, okay, okay, okay! First off, you don't call me "dude" you call me Blarney the dinosaur. And secondly, you stick to the damn script!"

"Dude, we're live." Sarah the snake said.

"I don't care if we're live! You're an amateur surfing on my wave! And right now, you're ruining my show!"

Then Blarney the dinosaur pushed Sarah the snake.

"Hey. Did you just push me?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah…"

"Cause I'll push you right back!"

Then the two started to fight and they quickly go to commercial before anything dark happens.

"So much for children's entertainment I suppose…Now we have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that stock markets have fallen, but the good news is these performance singers will tell you all about it in a form of a song."

(Performance singers)

"When things are bad, bad, bad."

"About to get sad."

"Don't be glad, glad, glad."

"We should be mad."

"We're going down, down, down."

"We're all gonna drown."

"We'll all be poor, poor, poor."

"But wait here's some more."

"We're all in debt, debt, debt."

"And you can bet."

"It well get worse, worse, worse."

"Yes, we're all cursed."

"We're all broke, broke, broke."

"And it's such a joke."

"We're all doomed, doomed, doomed."

"Nothing's improved."

"Don't even try."

"Just give up and CRY!"

"Coming up next, we got nothing. We didn't have enough news to cover the whole show tonight, so I'm going to say absolutely nothing in the cadence of a news story, and I'll hope I'll get away with it. As I said a moment ago, this is all filler. Let's go live now our reporter at the scene and hope she could come up with something better. Katherine." Tucker said.

Then we cut to Katherine Mulligan as she was in the middle of the neighborhood and walk towards to the cameraman while talking to her news man.

"Unfortunately, tucker, as you said a moment ago, absolutely nothing is happening here." Katherine said. "It seems that for now, there is no news at all. Therefore, I'll kill time by asking the general public of what they think about it."

Then she started to ask some other people questions…

"Sir, what do you think about it?" Katherine asked to Lynn sr.

"What do I think of what? You never asked me anything." Lynn sr. said.

"And you ma'am, any thoughts?" She asked while waiting for Sam's answer but she didn't say anything.

"I was really hoping it could take longer, but since it didn't', we will keep on wasting your precious time on earth by re-explaining nothing over some random footage of the general public walking." Katherine said.

Then a random footage plays of people in Royal woods are walking while Katherine's voice is heard.

"No one really listens to this part of the news anyway, so we should be okay. News, news, news, news… Blah, blah, blah, blah… Filler, filler, filler…Which leads us into an important question: What was the point at all?"

Then we cut back to tucker as he brought himself with popcorn.

"What was the point, indeed. And we head on to Barry for reports about sports. Barry." Tucker said.

"Spo-o-o-o-rts…! Sports, sports, sports, sports! Sports, sports, sports, sports… Sports, sports, sports, sports… Spa-ba-ba-ba-ba, spo-o-o-rts! WHOO! SPORTS! Sport….

"Um, thank you, Barry."

"SPOOOOOOORRTTSS!"

"And time for the weather." Tucker said.

"Thank you, tucker as you can see, the weather today is wonderful. The sun was shining, perfect conditions to take a walk, and catch some rays." Then he noticed his friend laughing at him over his outfit he was wearing. "I'm sorry, tucker, is there something funny?"

"Uh, no, uh, please continue."

"As I was saying that there be-"But then the weatherman was interrupted by tucker's laughed over his clothes. "Agh, are you making fun of me?!"

"No I didn't I wouldn't want to make you feel like a butt of joke!"

Then he laughed harder as the weatherman throw a book at him.

"I guess it will be overcast tomorrow. My name is tucker ding bing king wing dingon nator, and that was the eight o' clock news. Good night."

Then the news ends.

EPILOGUE

After watching the entire news The Loud siblings are now in Lisa's bunker since the loud house was on fire earlier. However they're still bored.

"Lame…" Lola said.

"I literally got no time for this." Lori said.

"So much for a civilize matter like this Lisa." Lynn Jr. said.

"Well to be honest despite watching the news is a civilized act but I am still 100% boredom." Lisa said.

"So what do we do now?" Lincoln asked.

"Like go to the beach or something?" Luna asked as her siblings suddenly started to smile and agree.

"That's sounds like fun!" Lincoln exclaimed.

"Alright girls and Lincoln we could use our extra clothes and extra swimsuits here Lisa made for the meantime until the house was literally repaired." Lori said.

THE END