Toadette farted a loud tuba toot as she was at the Peach Gardens, running on top of the pink grass as she spotted Dr. Mario playing some golf.
"Doc!" Toadette called out as she dashed over towards him, tripping over a pebble and rolling down the grassy hill like a boulder as she screamed.
Dr. Mario turned around, confused as he was wondering just who was calling him. He then screamed in pain as Toadette collided into him, with both of them falling in the river surrounding the golf plain.
"Grugh... Toadette, what was that for...?" Dr. Mario grumbled as he shook his head, his brown hair and his white doctor uniform wet as he glared at the pink capped mushroom girl.
"S-sorry, doc..." Toadette apologized as she stepped out of the water, getting the water out of her soaked dress, slightly blushing. "I was hoping that you'd be able to help with my farting problem. Princess Peach has been helping me to embrace it, but Lakithunder suggested that-"
"Stop." Dr. Mario stated as he placed his right hang in front of Toadette, giving her a concerned look. "The queen of farts was helping you embrace passing gas? And the pun jester with the electricity specifically told you to come find me?"
Toadette farted a trombone toot as she nodded, holding her hands together.
Dr. Mario sighed as he slapped his forehead, growling to himself. "When I get my hands on those two..." Taking a deep breath, he opened his eyes, looking at Toadette. "All right... I'll try and make you feel better, but I guarantee it won't do anything..." He had enough of this girl farting crap, mainly because he was surrounded by flatulent females all the time back at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion.