Toadette's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Toadette heads off to the Mushroom Meadows for a walk and encounters a pesky plumber, who gets enraged after being laughed at. But when Toadette eats an apple from the maple tree she's under, she gets more than she asked for... and that's just the start of the misadventures of Toadette farting. 10 years later and finally finished!

17. Chapter 17

Toadette groaned as she bumped into Dry Bowser, who was doing some gardening at the Peach Gardens.

"Dry Bowser, you gotta help me!" Toadette exclaimed as she had both of her hands on her rumbling stomach. "I'm still farting up a storm, and neither Peach or Toadiko are doing a good job of helping me!"

Dry Bowser turned around as he eyed Toadette oddly. "I'm not an expert on breaking wind, kid. Hell, I don't even have organs! Why do you turn to me?"

"Because you always help with my stupid bullshit problems!" While saying this, Toadette farted so strongly, it caused the ground behind her to split apart as she blushed. "That, and maybe you can prevent me from accidentally shitting myself!"

"One, that's gross." Dry Bowser stated as he shook his head in disapproval. "And two, this is a particular problem that you'll have to solve for yourself. I'm not going to always be here for you."

"But you're a big guy! You gotta help me!" Toadette yelped as she let out a barrage of brassy deep pitched tuba toots, causing the green grass to wilt and turn brown as she blushed. "My diaper's gonna end up as brown as the grass here if you don't at least give me a recommendation!"

"Fine, you want help?" Dry Bowser remarked as he pulled a white toilet out of his shell, grabbing Toadette and stuffing her into the toilet bowl as he spun the toilet around, chucking it high in the sky towards the eastern direction as he proceeded to be a yeti with the fork.