"So, how did you start farting up a storm?" Falco Lombardi asked Toadette as he was juggling several bottles of alcohol, both of them being in his tavern at the Smash Mansion near Castelia City to the west.
Toadette let out a wet fart as she fanned the air with her left hand, shaking her head as she turned to Falco. "Oh, I don't remember... it was just sponutaneous, I guess... it never stopped."
"...and you kept on farting like all the girls in these fetish fanfics Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus writes?" Petey Piranha garbled as he was selling popcorn at his Popcorn Parlor in Seaside Hill.
Toadette's fart was so big (for you), it managed to lift her into the air as she nodded. "Oh yes. I can't explain it, but there seems to be a lot of fart materials with me. I just don't know why."
"Seems like a lot of fetish problems that you're intertwined with." Falco remarked as he took a sip of his alcohol.
"Maybe you should go see a doctor. A real one, not one who chucks pills at people." Petey suggested while moving his big green leaves about.
Toadette farted so loudly, it caused the entire area to shake violently. "Well damn, now I have to buy new underwear. Thank goodness for Christmas."
Falco and Petey glanced at each other, both of them freaking out as they wondered how the hell were they and their establishments at the exact same place. It's because Toadette farted so hard, it caused Castelia City and Seaside Hill to briefly merge. Don't question logic, it's a fetish fanfic about Toadette farting.