Summary: Crime Sorciere tries desperately to take a normal bath. They make a bunch of Attempts, all ending in failure.

Inspiration: When me and my family were at a lake, and there was a snake in the water. So funny!

Note: darkchannel30, I will do your request, but at the moment, it is taking sometime so I am going to post some stories (like this one) that are already written while I write yours.

Attempts to Washing~

Attempt #1

Jella groaned. He hated having to take a bath, but it was the morning, and he made sure everyone would go find a lake near where they were camping at, and take a bath before they left. The reason why he hated it, was because every time they would try to take one, it would end up in a mess.

The last time the boys were chased by a bunch of hungry bears, while the girls almost got kidnapped.

Sorano and Meredy always went together, while the boys went off to find a different location.

Jellal looked up when he heard a loud yelp, that sounded like Erik's. The snake wizard jumped out of the water, his face bright red. "Snake! It bite me!" he screamed, running around the place, a bunch of water going everywhere, splashing Richard in the face.

Jellal face palmed when he heard Sawyer snicker.

"Where?"

"None of your business!"

"Children, hush," Macbeth said in a mocking yet motherly tone as he reigned his wet hair out. The dark haired wizard was on land, safe from the snake. Not to mention, he was always done first because he got there first.

"Shut up!" Sawyer and Erik yelled.

Jellal sighed, but then realization came to mind. "Is it poisonous?" He then added, "Is it still in the water?" he asked, his eyes wide. The last thing the blue haired wizard wanted was to be bitten by a snake, and then rushed to the hospital to get poison out of him.

"No, it's not poisonous…." Erik muttered, trailing off.

Richard's eyes widened. "THEN IT'S STILL IN THE WATERS?!" With that, screams could be heard as everyone rushed out of the water, except for Macbeth, who had already been out of the water, wrapping himself up in his towel. The poor wizard was trampled on, thus, Crime Sorciere having to get him all the pain medicines due to the injuries he had.

Attempt #2

Sorano and Meredy beamed as they walked toward a really nice lake. The lake had sparkling waters, and it was bright blue. It was practically begging them to jump in.

Both girls jumped in the water, relaxed. "I love bath time," Meredy said, a calm smile on her face.

Sorano nodded. "Me too. I bet ya the boys accidently found a lake with a bunch of bugs. Jellal and Macbeth are gonna flip!" she exclaimed. The two girls laughed. They could see Macbeth and Jellal freaking out about a bunch of bugs. Mostly beatles.

Meredy got out of the water, a smile on her face. Her smile soon turned into a frown. "Uh… Sorano," she called out, the white haired wizard coming out of the water and wrapping herself up in a towel.

"What?"

"Where are our clothes?" the pink haired girl asked, her head slowly turning to look at Sorano, her eyes wide.

Sorano saw a bunch of monkeys running off, carrying their clothes. They were giggling, and Sorano did not like the way they looked.

Her eyes narrowed. "You get back here!" she screamed, chasing after the monkeys, wearing nothing but her towel along with Meredy.

Both girls were paying attention on the monkeys that held their clothes captive, that they didn't pay attention to where they were going. They ran right into the boys lake, and the stupid monkeys dropped their clothes in the water, running off, still giggling.

Meredy squealed, covering her eyes and hiding behind a tree. Sorano just stood there, dumbstruck, before Meredy pulled her to where she was. "What? We're wearing

towels," Sorano pointed out.

"Yes, but they aren't!" the pink haired wizard snapped, her face bright red as she crouched down covering her eyes.

Luckily, the water was high enough, so they didn't see anything bad. Which, was good because Meredy mumbled something about her innocence being saved.

Meredy peaked over, as she saw Macbeth (thank God he was wearing a towel!), tying his hair up in a towel. She could hear him muttering something about stupid Sawyer, and she could hear the laughs of the said wizard.

The dark haired frowned, glancing down at the water. Macbeth stared, blinking in confusion as he noticed… clothes? "Whose clothes are these?" he asked, reaching to pick up something that belonged to Sorano.

Sorano growled. With that, she rushed out ready to smack some sense into him, but instead of beating Macbeth, the wizard known as Angel tripped over a stupid rock, causing her to collide into him, sending him into the water, with Sorano.

Meredy, made an attempt to help Sorano, but instead, she collided into Jellal, who collided into Sawyer, who collided into Richard. Erik, on the other hand, in his desperate attempt to get away from everyone and their chaoticness, fell into a beehive, a bunch of bees chasing after him, their stingers pointing at the poison dragon slayer.

Macbeth groaned as he got out of the water, his towel now wet, and his hair towel floating to the other side of the lake. He looked at Sorano, a smirk on his face. "Didn't know you felt that way," he mumbled, causing the white haired wizard to smack him.

Jellal watched as Erik was being chased by a bunch of bees. "Go into the water! Maybe they'll stop following you!" Sawyer yelled, his voice full of concern, yet, he stood far away from where Erik was, who was on the other side of the lake. Not wanting to get stinged by the bees in some unwanted places...

Erik nodded, doing a dive into the water. But, apparently the impossible became the possible. "Unbelievable!" Macbeth shouted, his eyes, literally popping out of his head.

"They're waiting for him... with love!" Richard exclaimed. Sure enough, the bees were circling around the spot where Erik was. The snake wizard felt like he couldn't hold his breath any longer.

That was when, Jellal smirked. He got in a fighting stance that made everyone's jaws drop. "Are you out of your mind?!" Meredy shouted as she ran as far away from the lake as possible, only to trip on the same rock Sorano tripped on.

That fighting stance, was none other than, Grand Chariot.

Jellal, was sleep deprived, due to Macbeth always rolling toward him, apparently he was a cuddler. The blue haired wizard thought that he had crushed four ribs in one night. And, they had no coffee. Jellal beamed has he used Grand Chariot.

The lake, was now a puddle. Erik's eyes widened before he tried to make an attempt to cover himself up. "Look away!" he snapped at Sorano, who was picking up her clothes that were in the water. The wizard known as Angel stuck her tongue at Erik, who growled, rushing behind a nearby tree.

Meredy, was already passed out.

Attempt 3#

Macbeth stared at the water. "I don't think this is safe to bathe in," he muttered to himself. The water was a murky brown, and of course the girls got the best one. The waters were so clear!

"Sure it is," Richard assured, his voice calm. He jumped in the water, making a huge splash, water hitting Jellal in the eyes.

Erik chuckled as he tiptoed behind Macbeth. The snake wizard pushed the dark haired wizard in, causing him to let out a yelp. Erik laughed, before Macbeth pulled him in.

Jellal sighed. Yes. Crime Sorciere is filled with a bunch of children. They will fight over who gets the last bowl of ice cream. Children indeed.

Jellal looked up as he saw Richard rush out. "Leeches!" he screamed. With that, Macbeth leaped out of the water, scraping leeches off of his legs. Macbeth let out a cry of frustration, screaming about how he won't be able to sleep because of the cursed slugs (they aren't slugs). While, Richard, shook them off, and leeches fleed into the water.

"This is where, we should've dragged the girls out of theirs!" Sawyer yelled, clearly irritated as he was scraping leeches off of his arms. Jellal groaned, scraping leeches off his feet. The only who seemed fine was Erik, who was on the far end of the lake.

"I'm use to leeches! I'm immuned."

"Of course you are…" the rest of the boys mumbled while Erik was smiling away.

Attempt 4#

Meredy cheered, a wide grin on her face. "Look, Sorano! There are no fish… except for those angelic ones!" she exclaimed with a slight laugh, remembering that she had an 'angel' right next to her. She was then stopped by Sorano's shrill high pitched scream. "What?"

"Those aren't just any fish! Those are piranhas!"

Meredy stared at the water, her face pale. Great. Now they're gonna have to find another lake. Hopefully they don't steal the boys lake, because that would break out in a huge war between them.

It did break out in a war. The war was mostly between Sawyer and Erik, who were on the same team.

Attempt 5#

Jellal decided that he had enough with the lakes. They were going to a hotel. A very nice one that appeared to be cheap. It seemed elegant (how could a cheap hotel be elegant?). But, the only problem was that everyone had to take turns getting a bath because all the water would drain out.

Erik groaned. "Enough! Sorano, I don't care if you're a girl! I'm going first!" he declared, glaring daggers at the white haired wizard who growled.

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"Hush, children," Macbeth snapped in the mom tone. He started walking over to a bathroom, only to get pulled back by Sawyer.

"Nope! I'm going first!"

Richard beamed. "I guess we'll all have to take baths together like what we did when we were younger!" he exclaimed happily, totally oblivious that they were all older. The former Seis members shivered.

"Yeah, that's not going to happen," Sawyer muttered face palming. His eyes then drifted to the bathroom door, that was wide open. He smirked. Tip toeing to it, only to be smack in the face by Erik.

Before Erik could say anything snappy about how Sawyer wasn't going to go in, Jellal spoke. "We should all draw straws," he said blankly. Everyone turned to look at him like he was insane. Jellal didn't pay much attention to their protests, because he pulled out seven straws. "Whoever gets the shortest straw, goes first. Whoever gets the longest, is last."

The group gulped, except for Richard and Meredy. Meredy, who wants to sleep, and Richard who could care less. Jellal trimmed the straws with a scissor, and held them in his hand, hiding the length of the straws. "Pick."

Sawyer's hand shook, as he slowly reached for the straw. He grinned. "Perfect! I'm first!"

Erik, Macbeth, and Sorano narrowed their eyes. "Give me that straw!" Sorano screamed, launching for the straw that the wizard known as Racer held. He let out a yelp, falling to the floor.

Jellal let out a sigh as he could hear Sawyer's cries for help, Erik's shouts, Macbeth's screams of frustration, Richard babbling on about love, Meredy's snores, and Sorano stomping on someone's face.

Yeah, bath time really was the worst time of the day...

~End

Note: This is shorter than my other Chapters. Regardless, it was still fun!