Toadette's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Toadette heads off to the Mushroom Meadows for a walk and encounters a pesky plumber, who gets enraged after being laughed at. But when Toadette eats an apple from the maple tree she's under, she gets more than she asked for... and that's just the start of the misadventures of Toadette farting. 10 years later and finally finished!

31. Chapter 31

Toadette sighed as she found herself back at the Mushroom Meadows, occasionally letting out farts here and there as she smiled, finding peace with being a flatulent girl as it's been a solid long decade since she accidentally let loose her stinky tuba. "You know, in all the toots I've been doing... I've learned to just embrace it."

"So you finally decided to just go along with farting?" Toadiko asked as she was still writing down everything she was hearing and feeling.

Toadette nodded as she brushed back her pink mushroom pigtails. "Oh -BFUOORRT!- yeah, it seemed to be so -FRRRT!- frustrating, but I decided that there's no point in just being in the past! I have to make most of the present and embrace the future!"

"...I'm not sure what your butt fumes have to do with that..." Dry Bowser murmured as he was grilling up some hamburgers while reading a manual on how to polish a grill.

Toadette giggled as she shrugged while shaking her fungi capped head, feeling her dress lift up from the various frequencies her tooty tushy ticklers. "Oh DB, you really -PRRRFFFT!..- understand where I'm coming from! I'm so -BRPPHHT!- happy I could pee!"

And so did Toadette pee herself, enjoying her dirty prowess as Dry Bowser and Toadiko looked at each other, with the two being quite confused as to how Toadette managed to learn over the years to not fear her flatulence but take it in stride, because life itself is like a fart when you get down to it from 1 perspective!