The Ab Champion 2000 – A Future Industries Product

Are you tired of having flabby abs? Are you ready to have abs like the Avatar? If you are, then this is the product for you.

Future Industries is proud to present the Ab Champion 2000, the latest in exercise technology. Its stainless steel frame provides affordable durability, and its patented Abdominal Exercise System (AES) ensures that your abs get the workout they've been waiting for.

No more thrashing around on the floor doing sit up after sit up. Instead, you can set up your Ab Champion 2000 anywhere in your house and give yourself the sculpted abs you've been waiting for without straining your back or touching the floor. Instead the AES will guide your body through the exact movements needed to give you perfect abs in less than fifteen minutes a day.

So stop wasting your time with sit ups or other exercise machines.

Buy the Ab Champion 2000.

Get ripped.

Get Avatar ripped.

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Korra continued to stare at the screen long after the short mover had finished. "Asami," she said slowly. "What did I just watch?" She paused. "And why do I feel strangely insulted?"

The other woman snickered. "Oh, it's just something that the marketing team put together. It turns out that Cabbage Corp is going to be releasing some exercise equipment, and I thought it might be a good idea for Future Industries to release some too."

"Were you drunk when you came up with this?" Korra frowned. "I know you don't really drink, but…"

"I guess it is a little… over the top."

"Get Avatar ripped?" Korra made a face. "Get abs like the Avatar?"

"In my defence, that came from the guys down in marketing." Asami smirked. "Although I do happen to like your abs."

Korra pointed to the prototype standing nearby. "And that thing looks more like a torture device. I doubt even a metalbender could get it to work."

"We still haven't gotten all the kinks out of it," Asami admitted.

"Besides, I thought you liked it when I do sit ups." Korra's eyes twinkled. "You always find some excuse to watch when I'm doing them."

"Oh, don't act like you don't do the same thing when I exercise." Asami grinned. "I know for a fact that you watch me when I do my stretches."

"I do not." Korra folded her arms over her chest.

Asami raised one eyebrow.

"Okay, fine, maybe I do. But you're like… I don't know… really, really nice to watch when you're stretching." She gave Asami a silly smile. "And you're so flexible."

"Thanks." Asami glanced back at the prototype. "You might be right though. I'd hate for someone to get mangled by one of these."

"Why not make shampoo?" Korra laughed and put on her best mover voice. "Are you sick of your hair looking tired and lifeless? Buy Future Industries Shampoo and get hair like Asami Sato."

"Now, you're just being silly."

"Maybe." Korra smiled. "But your hair is pretty awesome." She pulled Asami into her arms.

"Your abs are pretty awesome too." Asami touched the aforementioned abs through Korra's clothing. "Mind showing them off for me… in private?"

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Note:

The production of the Ab Champion 2000 was discontinued after Korra had to metalbend one of the product testers out of the prototype. The fact that the tester was Bolin only made the decision easier for Asami. The last thing she needed was a vengeful airbender coming after her for mangling her boyfriend.

The Heiress brand of skin and hair care products proved to be a surprisingly big hit. Apparently, a lot of people wanted skin and hair like Asami Sato. Korra was only too happy to point out that she was the only one who got to go home with the real Asami Sato.

Interestingly enough, the biggest consumer of Heiress brand shampoo was Naga.

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Author's Notes

As always, I do not own Legend of Korra. I am not making any money off of this either.

I've watched way too many infomercials over the years (go seasonal insomnia!), and I thought: why not throw some Korra and Asami in there? Plus, Naga gets to have a Revlon moment.

As always, I appreciate feedback. Reviews and comments are welcome.