Pandemic 3-The Kidnapping
Chapter 3
By Shadowgate
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Flying in the super advanced spaceship it took Coon and Friends just over a minute to reach Mars.
Mysterion announced "we're moving into the atmosphere of Mars."
Human Kite commented "whoa Mars has a big red atmosphere just like Cartman's mom's pussy."
Everyone laughed except Coon who punched Human Kite in the face.
Toolshed quickly informed Coon and Kite that it was no time to fuck with each other and to quickly put on their oxygen helmets.
It wasn't long before they landed right in front of the enemy base. When they did they were prepared with submachine guns. Mysterion hit the door lever opening their space ship door.
Toolshed yelled "let's move in."
There were two giant evil hamsters in front of the base. Coon and Human Kite blew them to bits on the spot.
Toolshed yelled "good work men now we've got to blast open the fucking door."
Tupperware and Mint Berry Crunch each had three sticks of dynamite wrapped up.
Upon lighting them they both threw them at the entrance of the base and Mintberry yelled "take cover" and they whole team ducked down with while plugging their ears.
KA-BOOM
The team moved into the enemy base. They were determined as ever to rescue Craig Tucker.
TO BE CONTINUED