Meanwhile, in the vaccum of space in one of the many parts of the multiverse, a spaceship of squid shape and titanic size soared through stars and planets, at unbelivable speed. This ship was a property of the Amazons of the Galaxy, a group of girls from many universes that, from time to time, joined together to become hire-for-hire heroines.
The leader of the group, Kebako (self nicknamed "Star-Lion"), was singing along to Queen's I Want to Break Free in a enthusiastic way.
"Sing along, Liddell!", Kebako said, after singing out the first four lines of lyrics.
Unfortunately, said Liddell, a witch girl with blonde hair held in twin tails and purple clothes, was sleeping in her own pilot chair. The rock duo Ami Onuki and Yumi Yoshimura, alongside the formely human Chara, were singing along just as enthusiastically as Kebako.
"So...*yawns*, what's happening again?", Coraline, one of the most normal ones of the group, but still witty and brave on her own, asked, with a bored tone.
"We are recieving signals about a heavy threat of sorts...someone could be dying.", Chara unemotively answered.
"And we are doing it for the greater good.", Cornet Espoir, the girl with the hornet capable of bringing dolls to life, calmly stated.
Pucca, one of the group's mutes (and the most cheerful one), made a noise to indicate they were next to their destination.
"Alright Amazons, we are gonna get in alot of salad danger right now, só let's put up our mean faces.", Kebako warned.
The other mute of the group, Ib, wasn't caring at all, as she was playing a old spaceship game, ignoring everything like a rebellious teenager.
"Ib, please put that thing out. Right now.", Cornet scolded Ib for her behaviour, but she didn't care at all. "Ib..."
"Fuzakeru na.", Ib sweared in her origin language.
"WOOOAH!", Kebako screamed in surprise.
"Language!", Cornet snapped.
"Hey!", Chara said, surprised over her comrade's disrespect.
"You got some cornes on ya, kid!", Kebako said to Ib.
Cornet, finally, fully scolded Ib for her behavior and promised to break her videogame if she kept up the horrid attitude. When they reached at their destination, they just found out a tiny portal, already disappearing, and were about to consider their "mission" a failure. That is...
...until four figures splashed agains't the windshield of the squid ship. One was a puffball with feet, arms and hands, a cape, and destroyed armory. One was a human teenager boy with blue skin and hair, and armory and scarf on similar conditions. The other was a dinosaur-like girl with pink-ish skin and hair and spike bracelets, and the other was a goat wearing green clothes and hat, a magenta scarf, glasses, and proper features obscured thanks to the hat. All of them looked knockout.
"Ah! WIPERS! Get it off!", Coraline was the first to react, out of panic.
For a short while, the four "bodies" looked dead enough, but the blue boy opened his eyes, revealing shiny, red pupils. The group of girls decided that the four were, somehow, still alive, and decided to take them into the ship to check them up.
"How's this kid still alive?", Kebako asked to her teammates, looking at Kris.
"He's not a kid. You're a kid.", Yumi debunked Kebako's question, pointing at Kris. "This...this is a man. A handsome, beautiful and strong man."
"Hey, I am tough!", Kebako replied with some annoyance.
"...no. Maybe you're just bordering to the line of chubby.", Cornet said.
"She does have a point. You got a little bit of weight these days.", Ami said, pointing at Kebako's belly.
"Chara, do you think I...", Kebako tried to ask to her closest teammate, but Chara was distracted with the puffball guy's cape, and the cat girl just felt saddened.
Pucca managed to see deep inside each of the ko'ed one's emotions: the blue puffball was furious, the blue boy was determined, the dinosaur lady was furious and anxious, and the goat was scared and guilty.
"Those two look like the sons of a cute warrior and a cute goat!", Ami commented with shiny eyes, about the puffball and the goat.
"Okay, fine. That's the end of the line.", Kebako said in a "I'm Done" tone of voice. "I'm gonna get the flex metals. I'm gonna get them. I swear."
"You won't try to eat them, right?", Liddell questioned, remembering of some...previous, unfortunate circumstances.
"This guy's SOUL...it's like mine and Frisk's one.", Chara commented, as she touched the blue boy's chest to find out a red, glowing and pixelated heart.
"Stop that...like, right now!", Kebako ordered. "Pucca, y'know what ya gotta do!"
Pucca enthusiatically nodded before touching each of the ko'ed ones, forcing them to wake up. They all screamed and stumbled agains't each other before kneeling down, breathing. They all looked back at the Amazons of the Galaxy, some pointing their weapons at them.
"Who the hell are you girls?", the puffball, asked.
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It took a while before the Amazons could fully get civil with the newcomers and know their names. The puffball, the oldest-sounding of them all, was Meta Knight, leader of a army of almost the same name, and master swordsman of a place known as Dreamland. The other three were colectively the Delta Warriors: Kris Dreemurr, Susie, and Ralsei, the Prince of Darkness. Now, those four were eating plates of soup...and Meta Knight was having some difficulty, because of his shyness to uncover the face, no matter if his mask was mildly cracked.
"Zalgo always had one goal, ever since I first met him: to get half of many worlds to be his.", Chara said. "He corrupted many places, always half by half. Including some timelines I witnessed. If he gets all the Infinity Stones, he could have it all with a snap of his fingers, like this.", she continued, snapping her fingers to demonstrate.
"You surely know alot about...the Hivemind of Chaos.", Meta Knight said, mildly apprehensive to say the demonic being's actual name.
"She used to be a friend of Zalgo.", Liddell revealed to the newcomers.
"Hey.", Susie angrily said, standing up alongside with Kris. "Your "friend" almost killed Lancer!"
"And harmed alot of innocents.", Kris bitterly, yet stoically, added out.
"G-guys!...", Ralsei tried to stop his teammates from being hostile, but it was fruitless. Even Meta Knight's yellow eyes from under his mask flashed in a angry, red light.
"Heyo!", Kebako said defensively, as both she, Ami and Yumi stood in-front of Chara to keep her safe. "She used to be friends with him. Now, she probably hates him as much as you guys do. He probably did lots of stuff on half of those timeline's junk."
"...look, family, even ancient, can be tough.", Meta Knight spoke once he, Kris and Susie calmed down. "I desired to fight the strongest warrior in the galaxy...only to learn he was a ancestor to me and my student. And he broke my sword, so I had to kill him. It's life...there was nothing eles I could do. So...I feel your pain."
"I feel your pain as well.", Kebako smugly entered in the talk, trying to sound serious. "I mean, I'm definitively trying to sound like the pitful one, but I got through stuff. My creepy dad killed my cool mom, so I killed him as revenge. That is...tougher than killing your ancestor, right?"
"...both of them need swords. Not, spoons.", Ralsei shyly explained, using his scarf to pick his spoon, before Kris gravitated towards a panel and tried to input codes.
"What you're doing?", Coraline asked.
"Taking your pod.", Kris replied, non-chalantly, recieving a approving thumbs up of Susie.
"*ahem!*...NO you're NOT!", Kebako spoke out, trying to mimic Meta Knight's slightly spanish, deep voice. "You'll be NOT, taking OUR pod."
"Kebako...you're doing a different voice?", Cornet Espoir noticed the trick.
"Nope.", Kebako denied.
"She is!", Ami pointed out. "She's trying to be like the puffy swordsman!"
"I ain't.", Kebako denied a second time, on her normal voice.
Even Pucca noticed out the trick and pointed it out with a surprised noise. "This is my original voice!", Kebako firmly denied once again she was faking her deep voice and slightly spanish accent.
"...are you mocking me?", Meta Knight coldly asked.
"Are you mocking me?", Kebako mirroed Meta Knight's phrase again.
"Stop. This ain't funny.", Susie said.
"He's trying to be like me!", Kebako lied.
"ENOUGH!", Chara shouted, strong enough to end the discussion. "We have to stop Zalgo! That means, find out the next place he can possibly be."
"...Home of the Unicorns.", Meta Knight said, pulling out of the memory the place Zalgo mentioned while he was falling to the blink of unconsciousness.
"Oh, that place on that gravity-falling forest?", Kebako said first, before Pucca could express her confusion over the name. "That place stinks. Also...sorry ma'am, that's our food."
"Not anymore.", Susie snarked, after closing the fridge.
"But why the Home of the Unicorns, of all places?", Chara asked.
"The Reality Stone is more than protected from Zalgo thanks to the unicorns.", Meta Knight said, his eyes flashing with a happy blue tone of color. "...they're a bit of fools, but."
"FOOLS?! They're cucko-crazy!", Kebako yelled out. "If it's with them, it's far from safe!"
"But how he'd go for this stone, if he has three other options?", Chara questioned.
"Sadly...*awkward laugh*...we heard Equestria failed to protect the Power Stone from Zalgo.", Ralsei bursted out the bad news. "He attacked us but didn't find anything...but he obviously has the Space Stone now. Thankfully, Time and Mind are safe, with the Multiverse Initiative! The Multiverse's Mightiest Heroes."
"Wait, shouldn't we go back to one of the timelines of...this twerp's world?", Susie asked, pointing to Chara.
Eventually, a plan was sorted out by a snarky Coraline, out of all people: she, Ib, Cornet, Ami and Yumi would go with Meta Knight and the Delta Warriors, and the rest of the Amazons of the Galaxy would go to the Home of the Unicorns, find the Reality Stone before Zalgo could. Soon, they got on the smaller ship inside the Amazons's ship.
"I wish you farewell and good luck, morons.", Meta Knight bided his farewell, in a mix of sincerity and snark.
Pucca kindly waved goodbye with a sweet smile, before the smaller ship could blast way, so two Zalgo-killing weapons could be forged.