[About an hour later, the alcohol was still wearing off….then Leni got into this dream…]
Into the dream...it showed an 70s-themed living room. The year was 1975. A blonde bombshell in an short green dress and long straight hair like Marsha from 'The Brady Bunch' showed up.
70s Leni: [Singing] I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you..
I'm just a love machine...a hugging kissing fiend? [Tune of Love Machine]
[Then a big curly haired blonde girl comes into the scene, revealing an 70s version of Lori]
Lori: What are you singing?
Leni: [Turns around and sees Lori] Oh! I'm just...singing…a song...
Lori: What song?
Leni: I heard our parents dancing to it one time...it came out...like 40 years ago or something, and why does it matter?
Lori: No need to get salty with me. I was just asking an simple question-
?: You're juicy and you're trouble, Lens.
[Leni turned to see a brown haired girl approaching them, who happened to be a 70s version of Luna]
Leni: What?
Luna: It's a little reference to a song by- Never mind.
?: Hey guys! I just Disco-vered that we're in a 70s dream!
[As if on cue, offscreen laughter started as Luan did.]
Leni: Where did that laughter come from? Is this house haunted?!
Lori: No, Leni! It looks like we're in an some 1970s sitcom.
Leni: WHAT?!
Lynn Jr.: What up, guys? L.J.s in the house!
[As if on cue, there was off-screen booing, much to her confusion.]
Lynn Jr.: Wait, what did I do?
Lori: Clearly, you're not a very likable character on this show.
Lynn Jr.: Then who is?!
[Just then, Lincoln came sliding down the stair railing and landed feet first on the floor as the audience cheered wildly. The boy then turned to look at the audience.]
Lincoln: Hey everyone! Welcome to another weekend at the Loud House.
[The audience let out some "oohs" and "ahhs" when Lincoln had finished his sentence.]
Lincoln: This is all the time I'm gonna have as my friend is gonna walk through that door.
[Lincoln pointed at the front door, and Clyde walked in as if on cue, with an afro.]
Clyde: Heya, Lincoln! Who's ready to play 'Hunt The Wumpus' with his best friend?! [Points to himself] This guy!
Lincoln: Well, I'm off! I hope you enjoy the show. I'll meet you at the end.
[With that, Lincoln followed Clyde out of the house and shut the door.]
Leni: Well that was short.
?: Not yet it isn't.
[Leni shrieked and fell off the couch as Lucy spoke right next to her. The audience laughed again.]
Leni: You're interested in the paranormal aren't you? Could you please tell those ghosts to go away?
Lucy: Sigh. Lori just told you, we're in a sitcom..
Leni: Wait, what does "sitcom" mean?
?: Are you really that dumb, Leni?
[Leni turned and saw Lola and Lana coming down the stairs.]
Lola: Ugh! It means-
Lana: Best have Lisa explain it.
[As if on cue, Lisa followed the twins holding a clipboard. The audience let out another series of "oohs" and "aahs" as she walked down the stairs]
Lisa: As you can see, we are in a situation comedy, street name Sitcom. Filmed in Hollywood, California, which is in Los Angeles.
Leni: Wait...I thought we were in Royal Woods, Michigan? [Everyone facepalms]
[Just then, Rita and Lynn Sr. came out of their room and walked over to Leni.]
Rita: Kids, your father and I are going to the movies today. Would you watch Lily for us?
[As if on cue, they heard crying coming from upstairs, and they went up to the source.]
Leni: Uh….sure! [Realization hits] Oh….I have to meet up with my friends at the mall!
Luna: How about we watch the little dudette for you?
Leni: Really? Oh, thank you so much!
[Leni gave the rocker a big hug just as Lynn Sr. and Rita came back down with Lily. The audience let out some "awws" as they walked down.]
Rita: Alright, here she is! [Hands the youngest Loud to Leni]
Leni: Hi, Lily! [Then hands Lily to Luna, turns to her parents] Actually, um...Luna and the others will be watching her. I'm gonna go to the mall to see my friends!
Rita: [Sighs] I'm sorry, honey but you can't go. Me and your father need all of the kids to watch her…
Leni: What?! This is totes unfair! You let an 11-year-old kid go dilly dally with his friend!
Rita: It's just that…err….how am I supposed to say this…
Lynn Sr.: We don't trust you with those kids! I heard some of them did pot behind the school's building! Do you really wanna be put behind bars by the time you're in your twenties, honey?!
Leni: [Sighs] Mom and Dad….I won't do pot...I promise! I'm better than that!
Rita: Fine. If you do crack or any of that stuff, you will be grounded for a month and a half and you will no longer see those kids again. Got it?
Leni: [Nods, "yes"] O-o-okay. Will do. [Smiles]
[As if on cue, the parents had left the house, Leni starts looks out of the window ]
Leni: They're gone. [Gets her purse from the rack] Alright, guys! I'm gonna go meet with my friends, see you later! [Waves and runs out of the house]
Lori: Okay, take care! Just don't get in any trouble with them like mom said.
At the mall...everything, of course was 1970s themed. As the light blonde haired Marsha Brady look-alike started running towards a couple of hipsters.
Leni: Hey guys! How's it doing? [Then an afro haired guy, which was Malik starts to come up to her]
Malik: Better….now that you're here….
[Malik tried to make a move on Leni, but the dumb blonde just pushed him away.]
Leni: Ew, get off of me! Stop dipping my Kool-Aid!
Malik: Please, Leni. Can we please get back together?! [Gloomy] I...I….miss you…
[The audience let an, "Awww"]
Leni: No! If you haven't heard...I found my true love, which is Becky!
Malik: What?! Seriously?! That's just bogus! The girl ain't even cu-
Leni: Shut up, you afro haired creep. [Walks away]
?: Don't mind him, let's have fun! I have some pot in my pocket….wanna try it? [A 70s version of Antonia starts talking to her, she has an afro, an red striped shirt and black bell-bottoms]
Leni: Let's do it! Wait! Mom says I shouldn't do pot...which is weird because I don't recall you being a cook.
Antonia: C'mon, girl! This stuff is just far out!
Leni: I don't know, I'll have to think about it. I'll do it later, maybe. Let's just go for a walk.
Antonia: Whatever you say, girl.
Leni: Okay! [As if on cue, the two girls start waking to the stores and have fun shopping]
Later back at The Loudy Bunch…
[As Leni walked through the door, she saw something unexpected…her parents with their arms crossed and frowning at her.]
Leni: Uh...hi?
Rita: You left without our permission! What were you doing?!
Leni: I...went to the mall with my friends! Please listen! They were having a hot dog roast in the other store! Becky fed me like, the cutest small hot do-
Rita: [Sighs] Leni, that's the point, you snuck off after we told you not to…
Leni: But-
Lynn Sr.: Baby girl, your mother and I were worried sick about you. You weren't doing pot, were you?
Leni: No…
Lynn Sr.: Well, you better not have been. That stuff messes with your head.
Rita: Since you left without our permission, you're grounded for a week.
Leni: Dang it!
Rita: Well, hopefully that'll teach you a lesson not to sneak out when your parents are gone. Go to your room, Leni L. Loud!
Leni: Why the hell do you guys have to be so controlling!
[The audience let an, "Ooohhh"]
Rita and Lynn Sr.: [Gasps]
Rita: Okay! Who do you think you're talking to?! You better watch that tone of yours, or else, you're grounded for another week!
Lynn Sr.: Your mother is right! We will NOT allow this kind of behavior in this house!
Leni: [Frowned angrily]
Rita: Go to your room right this instant!
Leni: [Runs upstairs to her room and shuts it]
[As if on cue, in Lori and Leni's room, which was looking a bit different to fit the time period.]
Lori: [Turns around] What's wrong with you?
Leni: I got grounded for a extra week just because I cussed at mom and dad! And I snuck out of the house when they were gone! Ugh!
Lori: Well...there's literally nothing I could do about it, sorry.
Leni: Lori...it's okay...I'm gonna just go and take annap…
Lori: Uh...okay. [Lori starts heading towards her door and starts going downstairs.]
Leni: Why...why..why….I need improve my attitude….maybe this pot could help...although, Dad did say, it'll make my brain mess up….but all of the cool kids get to do it…[Sighs then thinks] Hm...maybe I could do it when mom and dad are gone….no...I'll be in even more trouble…. I don't know….Uh….
[As Leni was trying to think, she suddenly came with an plan]
Leni: Ooh! I got it! I can just try a little bit of it….and I don't think anyone is gonna notice.. [Thinks] When should I do it? Wait, now! But I gotta have to lock the door before anyone sees them!
[She runs to the door, locks it tight, closes the window, then takes out the pot, which is rolled up in an paper.]
Leni: Ooh. This is will be interesting. [Takes a deep breath and starts doing the Pot.]
[The audience let out an."Ooooh."]
Leni: Ahhh. It feels good. [As Leni continuing smoking it, uncanny effects start hitting her brain all of a suddenly] Uhhh...w-w-w-what is happening?! Why is everyone is so bright! Ah! [Then starts moving her body uncontrollably]
[As she continues feel dizzy and drugged, she passes out on the floor, unconscious. About a little while later, Lori comes back into the room, seeing her second youngest sister laying on the ground knocked out which led to shock to Lori's face.]
Lori: [Gasps] What happened?! [Runs towards and bends down] Leni? Leni? Leni?! [She shakes the latter, but Leni hasn't did anything] LENI?! Oh my...god….no...no...no! [Voice breaking] You...can't to do this to me! [Then she notices a wrapped piece of paper with weed inside it and picks it up] What is this? [Gasps] Is this WEED?! LENI, YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN MOM AND DAD COME HOME!
Leni: I'm...dead...
[Just then, everything faded to black.]