When Jimmy got home he lay on the bed and threw his hand over his eyes, trying to make the horrible nausea pass from him. It was getting really annoying that every time he passed by a smell or walked in general it made him get sick. He just wanted to feel okay and not dry heave every five seconds. He heard his door open and Judy walked in, touching him on the arm.

"Jimmy, sweetie, are you feeling alright?"

"I'm fine, Mom." He said tiredly. "I'm just tired and nauseas."

"You've been nauseas for the past couple of weeks. Maybe we should take you to a doctor."

"No, I'm a boy genius. I'm my own doctor…" he grumbled.

Judy smiled. "Well, boy genius, if you don't figure out what's making you sick then I'm going to take you to the doctor."

"Okay…"

She kissed his cheek and for once Jimmy welcomed the comfort.

He laid there for a few minutes and finally the nausea went away. He sighed and went to turn but it immediately came back and he groaned,

"Damn it!" He laid there again and realized that he was just going to have to stay completely still in order to feel halfway decent. "Goddard!" he yelled.

Goddard came out of his box form and walked over to the edge of Jimmy's bed, setting his head on the edge of it.

"Goddard, do a medical scan to see what's wrong with me."

Bark! he responded and his mouth opened, a beam shining out.

It scanned Jimmy's body about three times and then the flap in the front came up to display what was wrong with him.

-There is a foreign body in your midsection-

"A foreign body? What do you mean? What is it? Is it dangerous?"

-It is organic.-

"Oh god! I've got cancer!" Jimmy yelled, beginning to cry. "Goddard, I'm going to die!"

-Your vitals did not show any indication of overactive white blood cells. However, I did detect high levels of hCG in your system.-

"HCG?! Goddard, that's what some tumors produce!"

He got up too fast in his fright and a wave of nausea hit him full force, making him have to quickly run to the bathroom. He slid to the toilet and barely got it open before he began to vomit into the toilet. He did a couple more bouts before he felt alright enough to get off of the floor and wash out his mouth. He walked slowly back to his room and sat on the bed, putting his hand on his stomach to steady it.

"Goddard, please scan for cancerous tumors."

Goddard's scanned him and the panel opened back up.

-There were no cancers detected.-

"Then… Goddard, what other reasons would I have high hCG levels?"

-Weight Loss Supplement-

"Goddard…"

-Steroids-

"Really, Goddard?"

-Pregnancy-

"Really, Goddard?! Ugh, the results are just getting too stupid… Maybe I should*

go to the doctor…"

-You could take a pregnancy test.-

"I don't remember putting a joking program in your hard drive." Jimmy snapped. "Besides, if you've ruled out cancer then there is no need. I've read up that since pregnancy sticks pick up high hCG levels, they can detect things like prostate cancer. No, I'll just let Mom know that I'll go to the doctor and have him take a look at me."

A couple days later, Jimmy and Judy went to the doctor's office and they went back into the room as the doctor wrote all of Jimmy's symptoms down. He then told Jimmy he should get an ultrasound if he thinks that there is something in his midsection and so Jimmy was sent to the hospital to do an ultrasound.

"Alright, Mr. Neutron, just hold still for me, alright? It'll be a little cold but it'll pass."

Jimmy just sat quietly, hoping that everything was alright as the wand picked up his gurgles of his stomach. The sonographer moved the wand around and got it on the spot where the foreign body was and he turned his head.

"What is it?"

"That's odd…"

"What is it?" Judy asked.

"Well, I see the foreign body, of course, but it looks almost like… Almost like what a fetus would look like."

"W-what do you mean?" Jimmy asked.

"Well, usually a fetus shows up as white and is surrounded by a black circle, like this… I know that this is going to sound very silly but… Could you come back in about two weeks? I want to see something."

"Like what? Is it dangerous?" Jimmy asked.

"I'll have to have to doctor tell you about that." She said, getting up and leaving the room.

Jimmy looked at his mother in worry and she patted him on the shoulder.

The doctor came in and wrote in his file.

"Well, Mr. Neutron, Sally says that she thinks she needs you to come back in about two weeks and – it made me laugh- see if she can hear a heartbeat."

"A… heartbeat?" Judy said, blinking.

"Yes. She seems to think that that is a baby inside your son. If she wasn't my best sonographer here I wouldn't even believe her but she was pretty shaken up as well as sure that what she saw was a body in its sack. If that's true then two weeks would be a five or six week marker and we'd be able to hear the heartbeat of the child."

"Uh… okay… um, can I get a bathroom pass?"

"A bathroom pass?"

"Yeah. I've been having bouts of vomiting and I have to use the bathroom a lot. It gets annoying and a little hard to keep raising my hand all the time so that I can go throw up…"

The doctor blinked but nodded. "I'll tell reception that you need a note…"

Jimmy nodded and they left the hospital.

"Jimmy, have you messing with anything odd in your lab?"

"What do you mean?"

"You know what I mean."

"Wait, do you actually believe that sonographer?" Jimmy said with a laugh.

"The only reason I'm even considering it is one: you've been doing a lot of strange experiments on yourself as of late because of the Sheen incident, two: you have all of the pregnancy symptoms, and three) I had a lot of sonograms with you and that definitely looked like the sonogram of a baby."

Jimmy was shocked that his mother's proposal but pressed his fingertips together in agitation.

"Well… I did mess around with that extract that I got from Timmy Turner's holograms… It's voice activated instant gratification. But I didn't ask for this, I just wanted to get bigger."

"We'll see what happens, alright?"

Jimmy nodded. "Mom?"

"Yes?"

"What… what if it's true? What will I do?"

"We'll think of something…"

"What about Dad?"

"Oh, your father will probably not even notice."

Jimmy nodded again, freaked out by the possible revelation and yet, curious about the whole situation. He didn't know what he would do when it was painfully obvious to everyone but that was neither here nor there.

"Jimmy, are you okay?" Cindy asked in chemistry.

Jimmy had a horrible migraine and her speaking wasn't helping things.

"I'm fine. Leave me alone." He snapped.

"Whatever, Neutron." She said, throwing her hands in the air. "You've been acting really weird for the past couple of weeks, you know that? I mean, more than usual. Sheen is even acting more normal than you."

"Sheen is on medication." Jimmy growled, his teeth clenched.

"I dunno, maybe you should go on some…blarghaerbhouthsldghtosp…" was all Jimmy was getting out of her at the moment.

His migraine was throbbing and he felt like he might get nauseas again. He put his head in his hands as he leaned on the table as Cindy jabbered on about everything that was wrong with him and his personality when his head suddenly felt empty and he felt himself going down.

Jimmy grabbed Cindy's arm hard and she was about gripe at him when she saw his eyes roll as he headed toward the floor. Using her strength, she held Jimmy's arm tightly as he fell a little more gracefully onto the floor than he would have beforehand. Cindy went to her knees and smacked his cheeks softly.

"Neutron? Neutron? Jimmy! Jimmy, wake up! JIMMY!" she looked up at the class as they stared at them. "Don't stare at me! Call the nurse!"

Cindy went back to trying to get Jimmy to wake up. After a moment, he finally opened his eyes and Cindy sighed in relief.

"Jesus, Neutron! I thought I was going to have to give you the breath of life."

"Wouldn't have been a bad thing…" he mumbled, blinking. "What happened?"

"You just fell out. You kind of hurt me when you grabbed my arm though."

"Oh yeah… sorry. I felt myself going down…"

The nurse finally came and she and Cindy helped Jimmy up off the floor.

"Do you think you need to lay down?" the nurse asked.

"Yeah…"

"I'll help him, Ms. Higglebithy." Cindy said, grabbing both her stuff and Jimmy's.

"I'll be fine-"

"That's fine, Cindy. I have to check on another child in another class anyway."

Cindy nodded and they headed to the nurse's office. Jimmy was leaning on Cindy so he wouldn't fall again.

"You didn't have to do this."

"Like I'm going to leave you alone after you fainted in front of me? Not a chance…"

"You just like me in a weakened state. You're a sadist, Cynthia." He said with a smirk.

Cindy blushed and looked away. "I- I'm not. You're making me something that I'm not."

"Oh, come on, even if Nick has a little cold, you get flushed, huh? Saaaadiiist." He sang.

"Oh and what are you?"

"Masochist, all the way. Why do you think I torture myself with my life?"

"With your life?"

"I came back here to look at the people I abandoned, I came to this high school so I could see the girlfriend I left behind, I talk to you even though I can't have you… It's a constant torture."

Cindy blushed even more. "I really am worried about you though. You've been acting weird."

"Don't worry. I'm fine."

"You'd tell me right? If anything was wrong?"

"Yeah…"

As she helped him to the nurse's station, someone came out of the hallway running across the main one and watched them go to the office. He swung the hall pass on his finger and then walked back down the hallway. He had some business to discuss.

a jimmy is so stupid... and who was that sneaking around?