sorry for the lack of updates. i have been trying to get to these for a few months but my job is not kind. i will try to get to them as much as i can. i thank you for your patience

"So let me get this straight: you only wished for the baby to come to full term and then you were going to go to the hospital and have it taken out?"

"Yes."

"Then you were going to wish for a full recovery and get this settled with your evil twin?"

"Yes but he beat me to it. Your wishing system has some flaws with voice commands."

"Uh, I can't help what the fairies do with how they grant things. Besides, not all kids make a clone of themselves."

"Don't tell me you have never made a clone of yourself to keep from having to endure something or more than one thing." Jimmy hissed.

Timmy made a face (knowing he had) and shook his head.

"Not the point."

"Then don't get pissed off at me for something I didn't mean to happen. I didn't want to hurt my kid… geez, I'm not heartless. Either way, how are we supposed to find your Fairies?"

"I'm… not sure. Usually I have one of them with me to help out."

Jimmy made a face at him. "You suck."

"Well on my own, yeah! I do! Why do you think I keep them around?! They make my life interesting and easier to handle. I'm not a friggin genius like you or AJ or a lovable dork like Sheen. I'm Timmy Turner, the kid with buck teeth, a pink hat, and funny hair. I'm not that special on my own."

"Two things. One: you no longer have buck teeth and your hair is fine. Pink hats don't really cause that much of a disturbance anymore. That leads to two: you're special. If you weren't special, I wouldn't have met you."

"I almost destroyed your world and took your girlfriend."

"True, but I do that all the time. We're alike in a lot of ways so use your head and think of where your fairies could be."

Timmy sighed and leaned against the tubing they were in. Jimmy just hoped Sheen would be alright.

"I guess fairy prison would be the closest thing. I mean…"

"It's a start. Is there a directory to this place?"

"Yeah, it's usually close to a building. We would have to leave the building."

"Do they not have computers here?"

"Why would a fairy need a computer?"

Jimmy huffed but looked down from the tubing and saw that the court was cleared.

"Looks like the coast is clear. Lead the way, Turner."

Timmy sighed and slid out and landed on a platform overlooking a stage for The Cupid Show and went down the steps. Jimmy headed after him when he heard a sound he thought he'd never hear again. That mournful cry…

"Jimmy, let's go."

Jimmy followed Timmy, still confused as to what that sound was.

They got the directory and Timmy looked over the map.

"Okay, so it says we are here, next to the sound stage for The Cupid Show. If we go along here and head towards the Fairy World sign, we have to cut across and we'll be at the jail."

"Alright then. Do you think Sheen's alright?"

"I'm sure he's fine. We have to stop your evil twin from taking over not just our world but the Fairy world too. What's he want with Fairy World anyway? And how come he knew about it and you didn't?"

"Maybe be believes in fairies. I still don't believe in them. I think this is all one big hologram."

"You're an idiot." Timmy grumbled as they slunk along the path.

Jimmy was thinking the same thing when the same cry let out. He turned back to the building they had been in.

"Why do you keep looking around like you've heard something?"

"Because I swear…" He chuckled darkly. "I swear I hear my daughter's cries… I mean… they weren't really cries but wheezes considering the condition she ended up in but…"

Timmy looked at his friend in empathy.

"That fairy that was with her was there to put her out of her misery. You shouldn't be hearing anything… maybe you just feel bad and think you're hearing her."

"No… I don't know what it is. Come on."

They started walking but Timmy grabbed Jimmy's arm.

"Jimmy, wait… I'm sorry that I thought you did that. I should have known that you wouldn't put a kid in danger like that. You're reckless and a bit thoughtless at times but you would never do anything to hurt a kid."

"It's fine. What's done is done."

"Jimmy, we need to talk about this-"

"What's there to discuss? You just said it yourself! The fairy took care of her and put her out of her misery. I feel bad that she ended up that way and I'm just hearing things. We need to get your 'fairies' and help save the world. One kid isn't going to save two worlds."

He yanked his arm from Timmy's hand and headed to the directory to try and find Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.

After a long and annoying fight with the fairies and anti-fairies, Sheen ran into a room and hid for a moment while the fairies tried to find him. Once he felt them leave, he concentrated on calming down and finally went back to normal. He looked at his clothes, finding them not even there, his shoes in shreds.

"Damn… gonna need some new shoes. Dad's gonna kill me."

He looked around and realized he was in a supply closet and thought for a second. As he was thinking, he turned around and bumped into a broom that fell over and hit a bucket. The bucket turned over and a mournful cry let out that struck Sheen so hard in the heart that he fell to his knees. He'd only heard it once and he knew he would never forget it. He crawled over to what had fallen out of the bucket and tsked.

"Is this what 'putting it out of it's misery' means to a fairy?" he growled as he looked over the inside-out baby lying in a mess of bones and muscle on the floor. It was breathing rapidly, trying to breathe and the 'cries' were frantic, in pain. Squeamishly, Sheen picked up the child and moved it around so that it was somewhat less of a pile and more organized. The cries lessened and Sheen finally lost the battle to vomit and went to the corner.

After emptying his stomach, he sat in the corner of the closet for a moment, helpless as to what to do with the poor thing. Jimmy had wanted to see it but could he really carry that thing around? He couldn't put it back in the bucket… The fairy was supposed to put her out of her misery…

"Maybe I should do what they couldn't." he said softly into the closet. "Maybe… maybe I should let you die in peace instead of struggle needlessly. It's got to hurt to be like that…" He breathed in and went back over to the mass of flesh and organs. "I wish I could but… I can't…" He picked up the mess and put it back in the bucket. "I'll find a way to help you. I can't just leave you here and if I 'finished you off' Jimmy would hate me forever. He'd at least want to say goodbye. I'll look like an idiot, but I'm going to carry you."

Sheen turned back into a werewolf and got the rest of his shoes off of his feet. He shook out the fur and then grabbed the bucket, carrying it with him as he ran out of the closet and went to look for his friends.

Jimmy and Timmy finally made it to the fairy prison and Timmy looked down the hallway.

"I don't see any guards but that doesn't mean that there isn't an electronic one or something."

Jimmy looked up and saw cameras moving about and saw that there were small pinholes for lasers. He grabbed a rock and threw it into the small tunnel that led down into the fairy prison. Three lasers suddenly shot off, turning the rock into rubble.

"They aren't playing around… You sure this isn't a high security prison?"

"I don't know; I've never really been in here."

Jimmy tried to think about how to get to a panel to turn off the lasers when he spied a guard shack just a little ways from the prison.

"I might be able to do something in there. Give me a moment."

He ran to the guard shack, finding no one inside, and went in. He sat the computer and looked over the controls. The set up seemed fairly simple, like an old Windows computer. Jimmy chuckled. For 'fairies' they sure do have ancient equipment. he thought to himself as he began to type in hacking codes. As he did, he looked at the monitors that seemed to be picking up video feed from all over Fairy World when he spotted Sheen running around in werewolf form holding something in his mouth. He zoomed in on what he was holding and frowned.

"What the hell is he doing with a bucket?"

He ignored his friend and then began to dismantle the security for the fairy jail.

James watched from the monitors at his headquarters as Fairy World went into chaos from the anti-fairies wreaking havoc on that world. He sipped some Purple Flurp in a martini glass and smiled. Everything was going to plan…

"Yo, James!" He rolled his eyes as Nick walked up. "Yo, can you give me something to tone Cindy down a bit? I mean, she's up my craw."

James looked up at him and looked at Cindy, who was practically hanging onto Nick like a spider monkey.

"I told you that this would happen."

"Yeah, but I thought you were kidding."

"The project was scrapped for this very reason. There's only one way to break it and I really don't have the means of doing so."

"What do I have to do? I mean, I wanted her to be my girlfriend again, not hound me like a lovesick puppy." Nick growled, unlatching his arm from Cindy, who just latched onto it again.

"She has to be kissed by someone whom she loved before you. Obviously, that would be Jimmy, who is not here at the moment." He said with a devious smile.

"Then where the hell is he?"

"In Fairy World. I'm sure they have already prosecuted against him in the horrible case of his mutilated child. Dear me, how he'll probably be so depressed he can't do anything."

Nick made a face. "I don't know what you're talking about but I want Cindy to get off me now."

James sighed and grabbed Cindy's face to look at him.

"How much do you love Nick?"

"I'd do anything for him."

"Anything?"

"Yes."

"Would you kiss another guy if he asked you to? If it turned him on?"

Cindy gasped. "I could never betray my Nicky!" she screamed, latching onto Nick's arm tighter.

"Nick." James said.

"Cindy, sweetie." He pulled her in front of him and put his hands on her shoulders. "It would make me so hot for you if you kissed Jimmy on the lips."

"You… you want me to do that?"

"I promise I won't have any hard feelings about it at all. In fact, it will make me love you even more." He said, cupping her chin in his hand.

Cindy looked at James and then back at Nick.

"This is what you want me to do to make you happy?"

"By all means."

Carl and Libby lifted their heads up over the window sill outside of the hideout and saw Cindy walking over to James. Libby turned her head at that when Cindy pulled him to her and kissed him passionately. Carl turned his head too.

"Well… I guess they beat us to the punch."

"I wonder why-"

"Ugh! Who the hell are-" Cindy gasped. "James!"

"Good, you seem normal now."

Cindy put her hand to her head. "What happened to me?"

"You were practically under a spell that made you completely mad for Nick over there. You drove him crazy so you had to kiss me."

"Why did I have to kiss *you*? And where are we?"

"I look like Jimmy and you loved him before you loved Nick. It has to be someone you loved from before."

Cindy wiped her mouth off and was spitting a little when she saw the monitor and gasped again.

"What… what's happening?"

James smiled. "You like it? I'm thinking of calling it the Chaotic Downfall of Fairy World."

"Has a nice ring to it." Nick commented.

"Does it? I thought it was a little wordy-"

"Who the hell cares?! What's going on over there?! What are those weird vampire blueish things?!"

"Nick, please restrain her. She's getting testy."

Nick grabbed Cindy and pulled her over to a chair. He tied her up and then gagged her and put his hands on his hips.

"There…"

"Thank you. Now, once I get the signal from Anti-Cosmo that Fairy World is clear, we will begin…"

Carl and Libby looked at each other and Carl wrung his hands.

"What do we do?" he asked.

"We have to get Cindy out of there."

"But what about Jimmy and Sheen? They're stuck in Fairy World."

"I'm sure they'll get back somehow."

"Libby, if the Anti-Fairies take it over then they won't have normal fairies to bring them back! It seems like the Anti-Fairies are working for James anyway."

"Jimmy always finds a way. We need to rescue Cindy and then we can figure out how to save the world."

Bark! Bark!

Libby turned to Goddard as he opened his mouth and projected a map on the side of the building.

"Hey, schematics… Thanks, Goddard."

"Well, at least someone is prepared for this operation…"

Libby smacked Carl in the shoulder and prepared to rescue Cindy.

Jimmy finally dismantled the lasers and he and Timmy snuck into the prison. They went down the long corridor when they heard something above them. Timmy looked up and smiled.

"Poof."

"Poof poof!" he said, waving at Timmy.

"Where are Cosmo and Wanda?"

Poof pointed to the left and Timmy turned to Jimmy.

"You get Poof down and I'll go find Cosmo and Wanda. See if you can get where they hid their wands while you're at it."

"I can't understand mono-grammatical beings." Jimmy said.

"What?"

"I can't understand things that only speak one word. How am I supposed to know what he's saying?"

"It's easier than you think. Believe me. Just get him down."

Jimmy sighed and looked around to try and find a ladder when Poof began to jump up and down and point. Jimmy looked over and made a face.

"What the hell, Sheen?"

Sheen set the bucket down and shook his head a little. He then stretched and his body contorted back to normal. He leaned against the wall, gasping for air. He picked up the bucket and held it out to Jimmy.

"I… I… Yours…" he finally got out.

Jimmy walked over to the bucket and then reeled back, falling on his butt.

"Wh- why…"

"That fairy didn't do anything to her. They threw her in this bucket and left her to die."

"Why do you have my kid?!" Jimmy screamed.

"I was hiding and I found her like this! They did this and left her to suffer and die some horrible death like she was nothing but trash! I was going to put her out of her misery but I thought maybe you'd like to say goodbye… She's dying anyway. She's breathing slower than when I found her. I'm surprised she survived."

Jimmy slowly walked back to the bucket, seeing the mound of flesh and muscle and organs and swallowed hard. It hurt his heart to know that this was supposed to be his baby. He grabbed the bucket and fell to his knees, wrapping his arms around it.

"I'm so sorry… I'm sorry this was done. I never wanted any of this to happen to you… I had a name picked out and everything… Marie Corrine, after Marie Curie. But I can't let you die in pain and suffering like this… Please forgive me, Marie. Please…"

"Jimmy-"

Jimmy suddenly let out a sob and Timmy stopped, Cosmo and Wanda behind him. He looked at Sheen and pointed to the bucket on the ground. Timmy walked over and jumped at the contents.

"What the hell… they… they didn't kill her?"

"No." Sheen snarled.

"I wish I could make things right… I wish I could do it over and do it right. I'd make sure you were okay and that you were born right…"

A tear fell into the bucket and suddenly it glowed. Jimmy looked up and saw sparkles coming up from the bucket. It swirled around into a ball and then suddenly slammed into Jimmy's stomach. He flew back into Wanda, who caught him, and he shook his head in confusion.

"Jimmy?"

Jimmy yelled in pain as his stomach suddenly began to expand rapidly, his pants becoming tighter with each burst of growth. Timmy unbuttoned his jeans just in time for his stomach to ripple outward. In a matter of minutes, Jimmy was at the end of his term again and he looked down in exhaustion and confusion.

"What the heck…"

"How did that happen?" Timmy asked Wanda as she moved from Jimmy.

"You said you used some of our residue to make a potion that made wishing possible, right?"

"Yeah." Jimmy said, struggling to sit up and hold his shirt over his massive belly. "But what does that have to do with this?"

"When did you try to wish out the baby?"

"Yesterday."

"The potion must still be in your system from yesterday. Since it's not made by a fairy, it works different from being granted by us. Your tears and your wish to make it right was granted. You have a chance to make it right-"

"Now."

"Huh?"

"Apparently," Jimmy moaned in pain as he massaged his stomach. "Right now!"

so much in this chappy. jimmy is redeemed but bad timing kid! cindy is cured but captured. with those two held up, whose gonna save the worlds?