Chapter 3
"Lainey and I decided to confront Coach Mellor head on."
Lainey and Emily stormed into Coach Mellor's office.
"Rick!" Lainey shouted. "You are being a douche turd! And you must be stopped!"
"Get out of my office!" Coach Mellor shouted.
"Actually, it's OUR office!" Emily shouted. "We have to share it now!"
"You have your own office!" Coach Mellor said.
"The girls' locker room is not an office!" Emily shouted. "I'm moving my desk in here!"
"Over my dead body!" Coach Mellor shouted.
"Why are you being such a jerk?" Lainey asked.
"She's taking my job!" Coach Mellor shouted.
"I'm not taking your job!" Emily shouted. "I'm only coaching the girls!"
"Yes you are!" Coach Mellor shouted. "First it's the girls! Next, they'll section us off boys and girls! Eventually, they'll give you more and more teams, and I'll be forced to retire!"
"At that moment, I realized Coach Mellor was being a jerk because he was scared."
"Rick," Emily said. "I'm not here to replace you or force you into retirement."
"Seriously," Lainey said. "You're in perfect health. You look oddly, exactly the same as you did in the 1980's and the 1990's."
"That doesn't matter," Coach Mellor said. "Whether or not you realized it, you're my replacement."
Coach Mellor got up and walked off.