"Speech"
'thought'
"On screen"
"On screen singing"
'On screen telepathy'
"Oooo," Dark hummed as he picked the next universe.
"What?" Jaune asked.
"You're all gonna love this one," he answered with a big smile on his face.
The screen lit up to show Sun looking at a lamp of some kind in a poorly lit cave.
"It looks like there's some kind of writing on it," Sun said, "but, it's hard to make out." He began to polish the lamp.
Then suddenly, it began to spark and spew out smoke. Until the form of someone glowing red appeared.
"Oy!" they shouted out, "10,000 yeeeeaaaars will give you such a crick in the neck!"
"Is… that me?" Ruby asked.
"Hang on a second," Ruby said. She grabbed Sun and hung him by his shirt on the wall. Then began to twist her neck around a full 360 degrees.
"Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there!" She said "How's it going, nice to be back ladies and gentlemen. Hi where ya from? What's ya name?" she handed Sun a microphone that appeared out of nowhere.
"Um, Aladdin," Sun/Aladdin answered.
"Aladdin," Ruby repeated, "Hello Aladdin nice to have you on the show. Can I call you Al? or how 'bout Din? Or maybe Laddin." She suddenly was wearing a Scottish hat and scarf, "sounds like 'hear boy'" she whistled a few notes before running off screen. A glowing red corgi wearing the same hat and scarf took her place.
"It's Zwei," Ruby and Yang said at the same time.
"Isn't that the dog you brought to Mt. Glenn?" Jaune asked.
"Uh," Ruby blushed in embarrassment, "maybe…"
Sun/Aladdin shook his head, "I must of hit my head harder than I thought."
"Do you smoke?" the dog asked in Ruby's voice, "Mind if I do?" the dog poofed into smoke and was replaced by Ruby who was giggling.
"Hey, you're a lot smaller than my last master either that or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?"
Ruby, Yang, and Nora giggled at that, everyone else smiled at the girls antics, except for Weiss, who just rolled her eyes.
"Wait a minuet," Sun said, "I'm… you're master."
"That's right," She said, slapping a graduation hat and a diploma on him, "He can be taught."
That got a laugh from Blake.
"What do you wish from me?" Ruby asked, she transformed into a more muscular version of herself "The ever impressive," she trapped herself in a box, "The uncontainable," she broke out and created a puppet, "The often imitated, but never duplicated," she created clones of herself who echoed her statement, "Genie of the lamp!" her clones clapped for her, "Right here direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Sun stopped her in her tracks, "Wish fulfillment?"
"Three wishes to be exact," Ruby said holding up three fingers, "and x-nay on wishing for more wishes. That's it," she turned into a slot machine with her face appearing in each of the three slots, "Three," they all said unanimously.
"Uno, dos, tres," mini rubys came from out of the slot machine, wearing sombreros.
"No substitutions, exchanges, or refunds," she said crouching low by Sun.
"Now I know I'm dreaming," Sun muttered to himself.
"Master," Ruby said, "I don't think you quite realize what you've got here. So why don't you just sit there(AN1), whilst I illuminate the possibilities.
(AN2)
"Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves" She began to sing.
"Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish
How about a little more Baklava?
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
Wa wa wa! Oh my
Wa wa wa! No no
Wa wa wa! My my
Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish?
I really want to know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!"
By the end of the song Ruby and Yang were on the floor wheezing from laughing so hard, and even Weiss was trying, and failing, to hold back laughter.
After everyone calmed down a bit Weiss said, "I do have one question though. Why was Ruby in a lamp in this universe."
"I think it would be better if she were to explain it to you," Dark answered. He turned the screen on again.
"It's all part of the genie gig," Ruby explained to Sun, "Phenomenal cosmic power," she said, growing huge, "Itty bitty living space." She finished from inside the lamp in a small voice.
He turned the screen back off, "So yeah. It's quite obvious that you all enjoyed this one so let's get on to the next universe."
AN1: This isn't the original line here, but I cannot figure out what the Genie says here. If any of you know please PM me and I'll fix it.
AN2: I'm too lazy to write the description for this part, but if you want to know what this would look like, look up Aladdin: Friend Like Me, then just replace Aladdin with Sun and the Genie with Ruby.
AN: I can't believe I forgot that Halloween was Ruby's birthday. Well anyways, Happy (late) Birthday Ruby!
Keep it simple.