"Ok here mans goes," Hybrid exclaimed. "I think in the first battle we got a little too bit carried away in terms of the fact that we forgot to use pokeymans, so go dragonite!" At this, an orange dragon roared into life, scorching away those with any sense of grammatical or lexical correctness.
To summarise, Sockpuppets United had a flying start. How would the guys group counter this?

Flygoon sent out his shiny 6IV cookiecutter-moveset flygon and dragon danced 6 times. At this point Lord Verlisify intervened and sent out a venusaur, non-shiny of course and began cursing so fury cutter could operate at maximum effectiveness.

"I will kill all people with shiny pokeymans or smogon movesets and start unnecessary drama because they be evil and hack a kids' game!" he wailed, nearly starting to cry.

Flygoon called an earthquake, but because he is part of the guys group he is an idiot, and therefore didn't affect dragonite and also only inflicted annoyance on Verlisilord's venusaur as a result of his innovative moveset.

"Guys we gotta help Flygoon!" DPLxBeAsTxSnIpE called out. He sent out his aegislash and it got a schling on and managed to KO dragonite, proving that the Guys Group were slightly better than Sockpuppets United, but were nowhere near as popular. Verlisidrama roared in anger, declared hacks were being engaged, and blocked 500 people on twitter for disagreeing with him before exploding.

Sockpuppets United and The Guys Group sized each other up, their pokemon ready to do battle once more. For45Why, Second Legion Scout and GuardianOfTheFun all sent out dragonites identical both to one another's and Hybrid's. All had very slightly different movesets and IVs so as to try and prove they weren't all one and the same. However, with the power of logic and reason (as well as cookie cutter movesets), all were defeated by Flygoon and DPL. However, during the carnage, The Leader had managed to escape, but hadn't gone unnoticed.

Hybrid stood on the floor of a canyon in an unknown location. Above her, Farla herself, armed with 6 arceuses jumped down to the floor without making a sound or breaking a bone.

"Hello there!" she said fairly quietly.

"General Farla!" Hybrid yelled.

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